Ming Chuan Zhi Zhu Youji [Sword Three System Wear + Yuhuatian]

But what's the use of such a wax figure that can't laugh, can't move, can't stand upright and die generously?

As for eating... I don't know which field is cheaper after the reincarnation of the five grains?

Jiu Gongzi suddenly realized that he really couldn't be more tender, because he was unwilling to deal with any kind of treatment.

Then, you can only match the brown sugar!

What are the characteristics of brown sugar?There is no lower limit for Moji's mother-in-law, crying and howling, kicking her legs!

Gong Jiu has never cried since he was seven years old, but he just doesn't want to cry for others to see, it's not that he can't cry anymore.

At this moment, I saw him blinking, blinking again...

Blue Scorpion's scalp immediately went numb!

Where did the peat drop come from? Second out of stock?Does your family know that you are so stupid?Propose as soon as we meet!My old lady, who was baffled and didn't know how to interpret it, agreed--explain a few words in a good voice, and you can actually drop Jindoudou!

A big man!It's rare for a big man who is half a head taller than his old lady!What a big man who can kick the female Bodhisattva of Huanxi who is nearly a thousand catties to death with one kick!Cry at one word!Can you be more weird?

--sure!

Nine young masters don't say anything else, there is no pressure for all kinds of strange things.

I don't know how he could see the wavering on Lan Scorpion's face, but when Gong Jiu thought that two golden peas could shake Lan Scorpion, he naturally had to take advantage of the victory to pursue, only to hear his voice choked up: "You, Do you despise me too? You are willing to die with me but refuse to live with me? You despise me, right? But my natural hobbies are a little different from ordinary people, and I don’t intend to be maverick to scare you of……"

He was really buzzing!

Blue Scorpion: (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻

Hey, you big-headed bastard!Even if the old lady can't help it occasionally, her eyes are a little wet. In fact, she hasn't really shed tears for many years, okay?You actually dropped a bunch of golden beans, and you gave them back to me!

For the first time in his life, Lan Scorpion, who has always had a clear sense of grievances and grievances, first thought about killing his benefactor before repaying his favor!

But when Gong Jiu said, "Since you must die to be with me, then I'd better die! But you have to come to me quickly, I'm afraid of being alone." When rubbing against her scorpion tail, Lan Scorpion reached out his hand helplessly to stop him.

The stretched one was the one broken by Li Tanhua.

Because the flesh and blood were so broken, after Yi cried, the blue scorpion had no one to feel at ease and exposed the fragile person. He couldn't bear the trouble of slowly healing, and even if he recovered, he might not be able to return to the original six or seven points of flexibility, so he simply took it The hand was severed at the elbow and fitted with her scorpion tail.

It's just that when confronting the Supreme Treasure and the female Bodhisattva one after another, her scorpion tail probably didn't do a good job when it was connected to the elbow, so it broke, and now she is reluctant to throw it away, so she has to use the good one .

To stop Gong Jiu, he could only stretch out the one that was bare from the elbow.

Because the blue scorpion cut it by itself, the incision was very neat, but it didn't use any medicine to remove the scar and beautify it, and the scorpion's tail was broken to some extent before, so it looked a bit hideous.

Now the hideous wound almost pierced Gong Jiu's face.

Seeing the astonishment that flashed across Gong Jiu's eyes, Lan Xiezi felt a little happy in his heart.

Let you just meet, and you don't even know the details of the old lady, so you propose marriage!

Let you, a big man, stalk and kill Jin Doudou!

Let you look for life and death casually!

Are you scared?Do you regret it?If my old lady suddenly agrees to your marriage proposal, you should be serious and have no place to cry, right?

There was a malicious smile on the corner of Blue Scorpion's lips, but it froze quickly.

Because Gong Jiu actually reached out to hold her arm!Because Gong Jiu actually rubbed his face up!Because Gong Jiu he, he, he actually used his lips to rub the scar!

Lan Scorpion herself wanted to kill but was injured instead, and she simply broke it because she refused to find anyone to treat it casually. She dared to face the wound no matter how hideous it was, but others, especially other men, shouldn't all be disgusted, even Are you afraid?

Blue Scorpion kissed a man so many times that he couldn't even count them, but this was the first time, and he was inexplicably shy.

It's not the kind of shyness that a woman has when facing a man, but a kind of shyness like a little girl that maybe Blue Scorpion never had when she was seven or eight years old.

(╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻

Sure enough, he was infected by this strange flower and became abnormal!

The blue veins on Blue Scorpion's forehead twitched. Seeing this strange man in front of him, who was so contagious that it was even scarier than the legendary smiling half-step, Jin Doudou rolled around in his eye sockets for a few times and was about to cry again, looking for death and life. For a moment, she didn't know why, but in order to relieve her temporary headache, she blurted out something that would cause her a lifetime of headaches: "It's okay, it's okay! Isn't it engagement!"

——After you finished speaking, you immediately froze, okay!

——That strange man actually had to push forward to ask for a marriage time...

——What happened three days later and seven days later is simply unbearable! ! !

Lan Scorpion has always had a straightforward temper. Although she also has that kind of patience when necessary, but when it is not absolutely necessary, she has never been willing to bear her temper!

If he was willing to bear it, he wouldn't have changed 71 lovers before falling in love with Yikui.

She used to endure Nine Palace Nine just because of the kindness of saving her life, but now that the kindness of saving her life has been promised by her body, why should she bear it any longer?

It is inconvenient to have only half of the right hand left, and it is too cruel to hold the poisonous scorpion tail in the left hand, but there is no need to show mercy at all with flying feet!

——Anyway, my old lady doesn't have the ability to kill a female Bodhisattva with one kick!

Lan Scorpion knew herself well. Although she never thought that women were inferior to men, except for a few sidemen like the Great Joy Girl Bodhisattva, the power of women is indeed inferior to that of men.She herself is also known for being dexterous, secretive and good at using poison. The strength of her feet is neither weak nor weak, nor strong.

but……

Do you need to be so fake?

If you have the ability not to be kicked by the old lady, then you should simply stand firm!If you have to pretend to please my wife, why can't you pretend to be decent?

Lan Scorpion watched the "kicked" fly backwards, his expression, voice, and posture were similar, but he still held Guo Songyang's Gong Jiu firmly in his hand, and suddenly covered his eyes.

I missed it!

And just now, I seem to have agreed to get engaged to such a strange woman...

Although it was an expedient measure to get rid of him, although he only wanted to wait for him to get bored and regret it...

But even though I was crying with Yi, my old lady didn't remember the toss of getting engaged and getting married!Don't men and women come and go when they agree?He wants to go but doesn't want to let him have another woman, so just kill him off—marriage is a godsend, and concubine trading is also legal!All kinds of boring work!

He covered his eyes with his fingers, and pressed his temples with the thenar along the way.Lan Scorpion's mind was so complicated that he really didn't want to say anything.

But the wonderful thing over there has been talking about the dress, wine and food at the wedding to how many relatives and friends she needs to entertain?And worried about whether she minds whether it is reasonable for the bride's natal family to have a banquet at her husband's house?Is it necessary to set up another house for her to temporarily serve as her natal family, to entertain her natal family's relatives and friends... and so on. Anyway, Lan Scorpion should not be with him. No matter whether he thinks about it three days or two days after this wedding, it is all uncountable. of.

But, but!

—— Peat has already figured out how many children will be born in the future, and what names the children will be named!He also said that it is best to be a daughter first, a daughter like her, so that the younger brothers in the future will not dare to be too arrogant...

Blue Scorpion: (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻

How long have you known this strange thing?Is there half an hour?How many tables has been overturned in my heart by the peat old lady!If this continues, it will suffocate anyone!

Could it be that the old lady's way of repaying her kindness is not to promise with her body, but to repay her with her life?

Being pissed to death or something, I really don't like Blue Scorpion, when I get to the ground, I can almost make Yi cry that bastard who deserves to be on a woman's belly and laugh!

What's more, what about children...

Speaking of the blue scorpion, people in the martial arts world would either sneer at it, or laugh wretchedly, as if except for her scorpion tail, which is not easy to mess with, she is like the female scorpion, who almost kills a man every time she sees a man. Who knows what Blue Scorpion went through when he was a child?

There are some things that even Blue Scorpion doesn't want to think about.

But she and Yi have been crying together for many years, why can't she tolerate Qiu Du but never think about having one?Although it is dangerous for a woman to give birth, how can a blue scorpion be afraid of giving birth to a child if he cuts off his hands without changing his face?What's more, there is no separation between medicine and poison, and Yi Kui is good at spending. In terms of medical skills, it is not good, but if you practice with a few more cows and sows, you may not be able to deliver her babies.

But the two of them haven't had a son or a daughter for many years, why?

Lan Scorpion didn't go to see any doctor specifically, but she knew that at a young age, she had experienced things that were even worse than death for many women. The horse thieves were all poisoned to death, and some injuries could not be removed in a lifetime.

It is impossible for her to have children of her own.

It's so strange, I didn't think much of it when I thought about it seriously with Yikui before, but now, facing this fiancé who was just a perfunctory one, and listening to him babbling about the names of his children, I suddenly felt a little sad.

It's so sad that it doesn't look like a blue scorpion.

Laughing at himself, the blue scorpion raised his chin, raised his long and narrow blue-black eyes slightly slanted, and curled his thick lips: "I didn't respond to the wedding date, children or something..."

I wanted to say that I couldn't have children, but I thought it was just a perfunctory relationship with this person. After he knew what kind of person he was, he would naturally look for a woman who could bear children for him, so it's just a matter of thinking about a name first. I hope that the ones born are not a bunch of little weirdos... Then I just said: "What do you want to do with the Songyang Iron Sword? If you want someone to die, for the sake of him being a real man anyway, let me show you something Come on! If you want someone to live... at least find a place to prepare two doses of medicine for him to bandage the wound?" Unfortunately, the wound medicine on her body was used up, and there was no one. forget……

Squeezing her braids, Lan Scorpion hardened her heart and told herself that she had to be more careful in the future.That kind of pampered man can't take care of himself, but it's not the blue scorpion - although he is not afraid of death, he can live but at least he has to work hard to live, at least give that enemy two more years of food!