Why are you so anxious?

Hearing that the guard of honor for welcoming the bride and groom of Prince Yong'an's Mansion had arrived at the door, all the wives and relatives in the house started joking with Jun Shaoyou.There are also first-class aunts and wives who are not afraid of being too tall when watching the theater, and several concubine sisters went outside, clamoring in their mouths to give the new uncle a good look.

After all this tossing, it has passed ten minutes of holding the lamp.The sky was full of stars, Yang Daimei ordered her servants to light the lamps and candles, so that the whole courtyard of the house would be brightly illuminated like daytime.Jun Shaoyou was sitting in the inner house, and he could still hear the loud and noisy voices in front of him.

All the wives in the hall covered their mouths and said with a smile: "Sure enough, they are all men who came out of the army. Their voices are louder than others."

Another fateful interface for fun. "The ladies of the Duke Protector's Mansion don't give up. With the support of such a powerful natal family, the bride is guaranteed not to be bullied after marrying into her husband's family."

When Yang Daimei heard this, she hugged Jun Shaoyou affectionately, and said with a smile while rubbing his neck: "That's natural. My son has grown so big in a blink of an eye. A Niang really misses you."

Jun Shaoyou was embraced by Yang Daimei, and he felt a chill rise from his tailbone, which made people shudder.Stretching out his hand and rubbing his goosebump-covered arm, Jun Shaoyou said calmly, "Aniang, I don't want to part with you either."

Seeing this, the woman next to her couldn't help but praise the deep love between mother and child.

Jun Shaoyou secretly rolled his eyes, expecting Zhuang Lin to rush in for the first time.

Let’s talk about the other side, Yong’an Wang Zhuanglin brought a tied-up wedding float, a few bridesmaids, and a hundred or so rough men selected from the army who were the burliest and most handsome in appearance to the Duke Huguo’s mansion.After going through five stages and beheading six generals, he went through hardships and even recited a dozen poems before he broke into the Weirui courtyard where Jun Shaoyou lived.

Zhuang Lin stood in the courtyard of the Weirui courtyard, and he had to recite makeup poems one after another.

Jun Shaoyou had nothing to do and listened carefully for a while, but he heard something like "The golden boy came to the world tonight, and I have nothing to do with makeup in the mirror. I have a beautiful face with peach blossoms, and I don't need makeup and powder to stain my face", "I don't know what is going on tonight. He Xi, urging the balcony to be close to the mirror platform", "urging to spread the Baizi tent, and waiting for the Qixiang car", "I would rather have one heart and one mind, and never leave each other"...

It turned out that they were all makeup reminder poems that I sang when I got married in my previous life.Pirates of pirated copies?Jun Shaoyou listened with a sullen face, almost exploding with anger.

The most sad thing is that the wives around me are amazed, and they keep admiring: "I never thought that Yong'an Wang is so brave, and even his literary talents are so outstanding. He is really a capable man with both civil and military skills. Mr. Wulang is so lucky."

Jun Shaoyou stared expressionlessly outside the hall, feeling extremely aggrieved.

Isn't it unparalleled in literary talent?The crystallization of China's 5000-year wisdom, how many make-up poems he searched and even recited and adapted in his previous life, are all used by Zhuang Lin now.It's really not discounted at all.

Shameless, so shameless.

Jun Shaoyou grabbed the hem of his clothes tightly, and the resentment in his body seemed to be real.While secretly holding his breath, he suddenly heard deafening roars coming from the courtyard.A hundred or so rough men formed a square formation, hitting the ground with sticks and shouting loudly: "New wife, hurry out! New wife, hurry out..."

Zhuang Lin, who kept reciting poems outside the courtyard, also suddenly increased his volume.On the one hand, Tang monks recite poems like chanting scriptures, and on the other hand, there is noise pollution resounding through the sky.All the sisters-in-law and wives who accompanied her in the house covered their ears unbearably, and laughed.

After holding on for about a few tea cups, Jun Shaoyou was surrounded by a group of sisters-in-law, sisters, aunts and maidservants out of the inner room.At this time, the hall has been hung with overlapping peaks, and there is a saddle on the ground inside the tent.Jun Shaoyou was supported by Qiufu and sat on the saddle, facing south and facing north.Through the heavy tents, one can vaguely see the shadowy figure outside polishing the circle, preparing to perform the "Die Yan Ceremony".

Sure enough, after a while, Zhuang Lin yelled from the opposite side, swung his arms round, and threw a wild goose into the overlapping peaks.Qiufu, who was guarding here, led a few little girls to catch the wild goose quickly, wrapped it in a pair of red robes, wrapped the goose's mouth with five-color silk, and retreated with a smile.

When passing by Jun Shaoyou, Qiufu smiled and shook the wild goose, which was tied firmly in her hand, and smiled close to Jun Shaoyou: "It's quite a fat one."

Jun Shaoyou puffed his cheeks, and said sullenly: "When the Yong'an Palace comes to redeem the geese, remember to ask for more money."

I can't kill you!

Qiufu pursed her lips and smiled, and handed the wild goose to her mother-in-law to take care of her, and waited for the ceremony to end, and the people of Yong'an Palace redeemed the wild goose and released it.

On the other side, Zhuang Lin, who had thrown the goose queen, cleared his throat and continued to chant poems.This time, he recited a poem about withdrawing the account.It was still the few songs that Jun Shaoyou sang when he married Mei in his previous life.At this moment, Jun Shaoyou is extremely regretful, why do you think he married so many wives in his previous life.Now all the good poems that I came up with after searching my stomach are all given to Zhuang Lin.Jun Shaoyou could imagine that after today, Yong'an Wang Zhuanglin's reputation of outstanding literary talents and outstanding ideas would surely spread throughout the capital.

Famous for stepping on my head, still want to crush me XXOO?

As soon as Jun Shaoyou committed a crime, he dragged a pair of boys and girls found by Tete from the Duke's Mansion, and refused to let the account be withdrawn.

There was an uproar in and out of the hall, and quite a few young ladies who were not afraid of being too tall when watching the theater started to quarrel, saying that the bride was dissatisfied with the groom's poems, and they refused to let the account be withdrawn.

Standing outside, Zhuang Lin saw the figure on the saddle in the inner hall through the overlapping tents, smiled and said: "The brocade barriers are heavily hidden, and the Luoyi team is fragrant. It's just a servant girl, but it's no harm to go. "

The implication is that if you don't give up, I will do it myself.

Jun Shaoyou wrinkled his face and realized that he had still copied the poem.

Yang Daimei saw that the fire was almost ready, so she ordered the boys and girls to remove the overlapping peaks.After Zhuang Lin entered the tent, he took a very strong wild goose that had just been tied up, knelt down in front of Jun Shaoyou in the humble plane, and placed the wild goose in front of Jun Shaoyou.

Jun Shaoyou took advantage of the situation and gave Zhuang Lin a fierce look.When Zhuang Lin caught a glimpse of Jun Shaoyou's black and white eyes, he suddenly felt his heart flutter, and the smile on his face became brighter.

After the geese laying ceremony was over, Jun Shaoyou and Zhuang Lin got up to bid farewell to their parents.As usual, it's all nonsense about filial piety to parents-in-law, don't be willful, be virtuous, magnanimous and graceful.Jun Shaoyou didn't think so in his heart, but on the face he agreed one by one very solemnly.

Zhuang Lin watched coldly from the side, secretly amused in his heart.

For a while, I paid homage to my parents and offered sacrifices to the family temple.Qiufu held a knee mask and put it over Jun Shaoyou's head.To prevent his appearance from being seen by outsiders.

Jun Shaoyou only felt that his eyes were dark, and he couldn't see anything except an inch of land under his feet.He shook his head a little uncomfortable. From Zhuang Lin's point of view, Jun Shaoyou's clumsy behavior at the moment was just cute.Immediately, the maidservant mother who waved back to serve, held Jun Shaoyou's hand herself, and led him into the wedding car.

Stop and go along the way, sent several waves of "handicapped people" who came to join in the fun.Zhuang Lin had to throw a lot of copper coins and wine to buy a way to clear the way, and then wandered to the gate of Yong'an Palace.

Another team of maids dressed in bright clothes and holding felt mats bowed and spread the felt mats on the way from the car to the door.Jun Shaoyou was waited on and got off the wedding car, and walked into the main hall of Yong'an Palace step by step along the felt mat.

Jun Shaoyou's knee mask was gently removed, and Qiu Fu handed him a round fan to cover his face.Jun Shaoyou was depressed again.Let the maid who served beside him lead him to kowtow and salute many times, and finally he was sent to the bridal chamber.

There was only a jingle of rings and a fragrant wind blowing on my face.Jun Shaoyou felt himself surrounded.Someone smiled and recited a fan poem.Qiufu stepped forward and took the round fan from Jun Shaoyou's hand.

Everyone felt their eyes light up, and all eyes focused on Jun Shaoyou's face.

It's all about looking at beauties under the lamp.Jun Shaoyou already had a delicate face and skin as white as jade.Now the hazy smoky light emitted by the glazed palace lantern reflected on his face, making the young man's eyebrows more tender and his eyes gleaming.

A flash of amazement flashed in Zhuang Lin's eyes, and his gaze at Jun Shaoyou again became even hotter.The following ceremony of marriage and marriage was somewhat absent-minded.Even the jokes of siblings and relatives and friends can be handled upside down.Everyone laughed secretly, only saying that Zhuang Lin would be eaten to death by the princess in the future.Zhuang Lin just smiled and said nothing.After only drinking the Heying wine, he directly flushed the cup up and put it side by side with Jun Shaoyou's wine glass, which made everyone even more uproarious.

Jun Shaoyou also felt a slight heat on his face, and couldn't stand Zhuang Lin's tenderness.The relatives and friends who were present at the moment were even more noisy and joking, and they broke up after nearly three o'clock.

Immediately, only Jun Shaoyou and Zhuang Lin were left in the room, and the silence was rather embarrassing.Zhuang Lin looked at Jun Shaoyou sitting on the other side, drooping his eyes and meditating. His thick eyelashes formed a fan-shaped silhouette under his eyelids, which gave people the illusion of softness and warmth.Zhuang Lin only felt itchy in his heart, and he came over and reached out to hold Jun Shaoyou's hand hidden under the wide sleeve robe.

In the cool night of late autumn, Jun Shaoyou's fingertips were cold.

Zhuang Lin folded his hands in his palms and slowly warmed them up, and said softly, "How about some food after a day of tossing?"

Jun Shaoyou pulled his hand out uncomfortably, and looked up at Zhuang Lin.Under the candlelight, there was a hint of tenderness on his handsome face, and the depth of affection in his eyes was so real that people couldn't tell.Jun Shaoyou glanced at his face and said sullenly, "Let's make an agreement in three chapters."

Zhuang Lin was amused in his heart, and said in his mouth: "What do you want from Shaoyou, but it's okay to say."

Jun Shaoyou said in a deep voice: "I'm not smart, and I'm not good at planning. The only advantage is that I can make money, and I have some skills in formulas in my heart. Maybe it's this that caught the eyes of the prince. I can dedicate these things to the prince, just to live in peace. And..."

A look of humiliation flashed across Jun Shaoyou's face, and he said in a deep voice, "You can't treat me like a child prostitute. If one day you are done, you need to let me and my mother leave safely."

Looking at Jun Shaoyou's guarded face, Zhuang Lin smiled and said, "In Shaoyou's mind, is it possible that this king is the kind of dirty villain who will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals, even using beauty tricks."

Jun Shaoyou was speechless when asked.Having fought with Zhuang Lin for more than ten years in his previous life, he naturally knew that although Zhuang Lin was unparalleled in courage and foresight, he was also an absolutely proud person.If it is said that he resorted to beauty tricks in order to get Jun Shaoyou's help... that would be impossible.

What's more, Jun Shaoyou laughed at himself, a trace of loneliness flashed across his face.In the last life, he relied on countless means, and he was still defeated by Zhuang Lin's tricks.Now that he is alive again, without most of the guard of honor, I'm afraid he can't do anything to Zhuang Lin.According to common sense, Zhuang Lin didn't need to pay such a high price to win him over.But to make Jun Shaoyou believe that Zhuang Lin really has a deep love for him...he would rather believe that a sow can climb a tree.After all, the beauties and confidantes in Zhuang Linyuan in the previous life were not much less than his Jun Shaoyou.

Zhuang Lin watched coldly, while Jun Shaoyou fell silent.Unknowingly frowned and said: "Last year, according to His Majesty's order, I led an army of [-] troops to pacify the Qiang people in the western border. Unexpectedly, I was ambushed by the Qiang people on the battlefield. I had a big dream in a muddle. All the encounters in the dream seemed real and unreal. There were my parents, brothers, relatives and subordinates. The only special thing was Shaoyou. Although the Shaoyou in the dream was the concubine of the government, he was shocked. Yanyan, who is good at managing the economy, is praised by the government and the public. But I don’t know why I can’t get along with this king. This king is very curious, so I unconsciously pay attention to Shaoyou’s every move.”

When Zhuang Lin said this, he shut up and looked at Jun Shaoyou's face.But seeing his eyes flickering, his brows furrowed tightly, he hesitated.Then he knew that he really had the same adventure as he had guessed.Unconsciously said with a smile: "I don't know why I have this dream. But I know that Shaoyou is absolutely different to me. In the dream, I saw Shaoyou die with my own eyes, and my heart is like a knife. Stretched, painful. It’s even more painful than when I lost the throne. The king knew that the king liked you, but the world was unpredictable, and it made me waste half of my life. Now I wake up, and I’m glad that nothing has happened. So This king has to pay a huge price to get His Majesty to marry you. I know that I will not believe what I said. But as time goes by, you will understand my thoughts one day."

Jun Shaoyou frowned, for a moment he didn't know how to answer.

Seeing Jun Shaoyou's depressed look, Zhuang Lin got up and went out, and ordered his servants to bring soup, food, cakes and bait.Turning around and said thoughtfully: "It's getting late, you should eat some supper to satisfy your hunger first. Let's wash up and settle down."

Jun Shaoyou looked at Zhuang Lin hesitantly, refusing to move.Zhuang Lin smiled and said, "Don't worry, if you don't want to, I won't force you. I will respect Shaoyou's ideas."

Jun Shaoyou relaxed his mind, he had been entangled with Zhuang Lin for half a lifetime, so he naturally knew that Zhuang Lin was a man who kept his word.In terms of moral integrity, Zhuang Lin is much better than Zhuang Zhou.

He got up and sat down on his knees in front of the case, silently drinking a bowl of soup.

Zhuang Lin then ordered his servants to prepare hot water for washing.Jun Shaoyou waved away all the serving maids, undressed himself and entered the barrel.I just feel the moderate temperature of hot water soaking my body, relieving half-day fatigue.Jun Shaoyou let out a long sigh, and lay very comfortably in the bathtub, completely unaware that his body became weaker and weaker after being soaked in hot water, and his mind became more and more tired and dizzy.After washing up, Jun Shaoyou wanted to get up but found that he was so weak that he couldn't move at all, so he shouted in panic, "Zhuang Lin, what did you do in the water?"

The author has something to say: Note [-]: The detailed steps of the wedding in this article are all referred to the customs of Tang Dynasty marriage in Forest Deer's "Tang Dynasty Crossing Guide".

Note [-]: After drinking together, the groom should turn the cup upside down to show the harmony between the husband and wife, otherwise he will be pressed on the head by his wife and cannot stand up for a lifetime.