The fairy of space also farms

The figure disappeared suddenly, the darkness in the room gradually disappeared, the incandescent lamp still became very bright, only Xu Ning was left in the room, as if everything just now was an illusion.Xu Ning looked around, then blinked again, was he really dazzled?He got out of bed, walked to the luggage, and looked at it. A backpack fell on the ground. It was his own backpack with snacks. He picked it up. The bag was very light, and there were some snacks in it that he bought randomly at the station before he got angry. , I thought I could eat it on the train, but he didn't move at all, so he carried it back.

This thief doesn't steal anything else, just wants to steal food?But there seems to be nothing missing, even the zipper is not open.What a thief.Hey, there's a pack of instant noodles in it?Probably because I was absent-minded when I was shopping, I took it casually, and cooked it for breakfast in the morning.

Xu Ning checked the time, it was already past five o'clock, and he didn't plan to go back to sleep, so he got up and cleaned up, the mess from yesterday hadn't been cleaned up yet.He picked up the high myopia glasses on the bedside and put them on, only to feel dizzy for a while, so he quickly took them off, and his eyes were finally clear.He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, how good is his nearsightedness?God!

This is the first time Xu Ning has gone out without glasses in more than ten years. Looking at the clear world, he feels very magical.His mood was a little uneasy, but he couldn't restrain his joy. It was a miracle that he couldn't help feeling better.After cleaning the yard, the sky had already begun to light up. I felt very hungry, so I went to make breakfast. Now that I have a rice cooker, I will definitely not use firewood to boil water anymore, and use the rice cooker to boil water and cook noodles directly.He put the noodles in the boiling water, and added all the seasonings. For a while, the whole room was full of the smell of instant noodle seasonings, which made the hungry people swallow their saliva.

He poured the noodles into a bowl and brought it to the table. When he saw the sheep's head on the table, it couldn't be put here. What to do if people saw it, although they might not know it.He dug out a black plastic bag from the house, and was going to wrap it up and stuff it under the bed.As a result, before he touched the sheep's head, he felt a force pushing him back. Suddenly, a person appeared in front of him, and the other person shouted: "Don't be fooled!"

Xu Ning shook his head violently, thinking that he was dazzled, but there was indeed a man standing in front of him. This man was very tall, with long hair that could reach the floor. The costumes in the play are very similar, Xu Ning blinked, thinking of the stupid thief he saw this morning. "Who are you?"

"I am Xunxu." The other party didn't even look at Xu Ning, but looked down at himself, then closed the hem of his robe, and sat on the dining table.

Xu Ning's mind was running fast, speaking ancient Chinese and wearing ancient costumes, could it be that he is a popular cosplayer nowadays?He said, "Who the hell are you? Why did you come to my house?"

The other party raised his eyes, and the long and narrow Danfeng eyes gave Xu Ning a disdainful look: "I am an ancient god, living in a sheep's head, being killed by a traitor, and trapped here for many years. I have to get out of the trap today with your hands. I should thank you, but..."

Xu Ning raised his hands: "Stop, stop, can you speak normally, it's hard for me to listen."

"Presumptuous!" Xun Xu swung the sleeve robe with his right hand violently, and a strong wind came out on the ground, which threw Xu Ning over.

Xu Ning was thrown dizzy, and sat up from the ground in embarrassment. To be honest, he had never been treated so rudely before, even if he was fighting with Chen Ruihua, he jumped on it on his own initiative.He sat on the ground and wiped the corners of his mouth, as if he had been knocked by his own teeth, and it was bleeding. He frowned and yelled at Xun Xu: "You must be out of your mind, crazy! What did I say wrong? What did you say?" I'm here to help you out of trouble, so I'm your benefactor, so you're just repaying your kindness?" Xu Ning still has a good brain and can grasp the key points, so he doesn't argue with the other party. If he wants to go crazy, he will accompany him. drive him crazy.

Sure enough, Xun Xu was taken aback by this sentence, and then said: "I always speak like this." It means that speaking like this is already very normal.

Xu Ning got up from the ground: "You don't understand when you go to the countryside to do as the Romans do?" After finishing speaking, he asked blankly, "You say you are a god? Trapped in this sheep's head?"

"Exactly."

"Then what kind of god are you?"

"I am the patron saint of the zodiac sign Wei Sheep."

"The patron saint of sheep, isn't it? That's a leader." Xu Ning looked him up and down. He didn't have horns, so he couldn't see what it had to do with sheep.

Xun Xu wanted to have a fit, but tried his best to hold back, and said sternly: "I am a god, not a beast!"

Xu Ning shrugged: "Oh." Don't bother with this madman anymore, since the sheep's head is not allowed, let's leave it alone, eat first, and reach out to serve the noodles.

Seeing that Xu Ning was about to touch the noodles, Xun Xu shouted, "Wait! I still have something to say."

Xu Ning stopped, and looked up at the lunatic sitting on the table expressionlessly.

Xun Xu said: "I have been trapped here for more than a hundred years, and I have secretly sworn that if someone is released from the predicament within three years, I would like to be their patron saint for life and death. I will make another oath later, if someone rescues me within ten years, I will be his lifelong patron saint; I will change my oath again, if someone rescues me within 50 years, I will protect his life's glory and wealth..."

Xu Ning struggled to listen to this passage, and raised his hands: "Stop, I have rescued you now, how are you going to repay me?"

Xun Xu turned his head to stare at Xu Ning, his long and narrow eyes were suddenly sharp: "Don't even think about it! I have suffered from darkness, hunger and cold for more than 150 years, I swear, if someone rescues me at this moment, I will pull his muscles and bones, eat his flesh and blood to relieve me Hatred in my heart!"

Xu Ning looked at Xun Xu, and he was indeed a lunatic, but why did this passage sound familiar, like the story about the devil in "Solomon's Seal" that he heard when he was a child?Copycat version of it. "You mean I saved you now, but it was too late. You want to eat my flesh and drink my blood, right? That's fine too. Let me finish my breakfast first, and those who go to the execution ground can have a meal before they die. Okay." After a busy morning, Xu Ning had long since starved to death, messing around here with an incomprehensible lunatic.

Xun Xu looked at the instant noodles on the table, and before Xu Ning reached out to the noodle bowl, he picked up the instant noodles with one hand, pretending to be arrogant and sniffing: "What is this? Is it edible?"

"This is my breakfast, you are a god, eat human flesh and drink human blood, can you eat this?" Xu Ning stared at him.

Xun Xu completely ignored Xu Ning, picked up his chopsticks and sat on the table, and began to eat instant noodles gracefully. Although the posture was elegant, the appearance of eating was definitely regarded as wolfing down.A pack of instant noodles, the bread is only 85 grams, which is actually just a matter of a few chopsticks, so within a short while, the bowl of noodles went into Xunxu's stomach, and he even drank up the noodle soup, and even licked it after drinking it. He licked the corners of his mouth, looking like he still had more to say.

Xu Ning stared at the man in front of him dumbfounded. Is he a patron saint?It's right to be a great dancer, cheating to eat and drink is his true face.

After Xun Xu finished the soup, he put the noodle bowl on the table: "The taste is not strong, cook another bowl."

Xu Ning rolled his eyes and said expressionlessly, "It's gone, the last bag."

Xun Xu raised his eyes and looked at Xu Ning: "I've changed my mind now. I won't eat your meat, but keep your life, make you my slave, be driven by me, and provide me with food."

Xu Ning rolled his eyes: "You mean: don't kill me, I will be responsible for your food?"

Xun Xu nodded slightly: "That's exactly what I mean. Don't disobey my will, or I will take your life at any time." He squeezed his hand in the void.

Xu Ning thought to himself, it's really embarrassing to cheat for food and drink for such a big name, forget it, don't bother with this lunatic, he will go home and leave when he thinks about it.He put away the bowl, took it and put it in the basin, and boiled the noodles himself.I still have to eat breakfast, there are no instant noodles, but there are a lot of dried noodles.

Xu Ning squatted on the ground washing pots, boiling water and washing vegetables, and kept slandering this lunatic and liar in his heart.

Sitting on the table, Xun Xu ate a pack of instant noodles and felt much better. He straightened his clothes, got down from the table, and then turned to Xu Ning and said, "I'm not a lunatic, let alone a liar! It's the truth, don't humiliate me."

Xu Ning was taken aback, could he really be so clueless that everything he said was written on his face, or is this guy really good at reading minds?

Xun Xu raised the corner of his mouth and snorted coldly: "I can read people's hearts."

Xu Ning shrugged, ignored him, and concentrated on doing his own thing.Although dried noodles are not as fragrant as instant noodles, they are not bad with eggs, vegetables, and a few drops of sesame oil in them, and they are much more nutritious than instant noodles. When Xu Ning used to study, he often passed them like this own three meals.

Xun Xu squinted at Xu Ning's movements, smelled the scent of sesame oil, and couldn't help taking a few more sniffs: "What are you cooking now?"

"Noodles, my breakfast." I specially strengthened my words.

Xun Xu said arrogantly, "Give me a bowl."

Xu Ning raised his eyes to look at Xun Xu, Xun Xu looked very proud, but his eyes were fixed on the rice cooker, showing the same desire for food as his sheep, his heart softened, it was just a little noodles Well, it's not worth anything, maybe this lunatic hasn't eaten for a long time, with such a big man, the instant noodles are really not enough.So he filled a bowl for him and went to drink it himself.

As a result, this incident was out of control, before the new noodles were cooked, Xun Xu had already wiped out a bowl of noodles, and put the bowl away: "One more bowl."

Xu Ning opened his mouth and looked at this person, he was too good to eat: "Pick it yourself."

"You are my servant, you should serve your master." Xun Xu said very naturally.

Xu Ning thought to himself, could this person be an imbecile spoiled by his family, who can do nothing but eat?So he suppressed his dissatisfaction and picked another bowl for him.I also picked up a bowl, sat at the table and ate it quickly.

Xun Xu saw that he and himself were eating in the same pot and eating at the same table. He was a little dissatisfied and wanted to scold him, but his mouth was full of noodles, so he stopped talking and let him go for a while.

As a result, Xun Xu ate all the way, and ate up Xu Ning's breakfast for a week. It was a full three catties of noodles. Xu Ning ate a bowl by himself. People lose their appetite, so why would they want to eat again.What is the concept of three catties of noodles? Xu Ning himself feels a little scary if he eats them until he eats them into a ball. Don't let this person eat and drink too much. Don't let him die because he will be charged with murder by then?He quietly glanced at Xun Xu's stomach, he was wearing a robe and loose clothes, it was hard to tell how big his stomach was, whether it was bulging or not.

However, Xun Xu threw away his job: "Barely full."

Xu Ning said numbly: "If you're not full, you're gone." What are you going to eat tomorrow morning, do you have to go to the street again?Otherwise, I have to cook and eat. Cooking in the morning is too troublesome, and I have to cook.

Xun Xu Shi Shiran stretched his waist: "I'll take a nap for a while, I'll clean up." Then he ran to Xu Ning's bed and lay down stretched out, as if he was really at home.When she fell asleep, she picked up Xu Ning's quilt and smelled it, curled her lips, slightly dissatisfied, but didn't say anything.It was a quilt that Xu Ning brought from his uncle's house. It was brand new and had only been covered for a few nights.Although the old shepherd's quilt had been washed, Xu Ning always felt that it wasn't clean, so he didn't dare to use it again.

Xu Ning: "..." He remembered the nursery rhyme his mother sang to him when he was a child, "It's raining in the sky and the ground is slippery. A rascal came to my house. If you don't leave, I won't do anything. You can eat bacon and bacon." Looking outside, the sun has already risen, and there is no rain at all. How come there is a rambunctious person at home, and he is reluctant to leave.