[Comprehensive] There are family rules

When Voldemort started working, Wen Jia was completely relieved.

Not in the magic world, he really isn't very good at it.You can't even get an authentic quill or parchment, let alone dragon's blood ink.

Moreover, the wizard's curse has to act on the direct object, and the reason why the network is called virtual... is because it cannot be touched.If you want to attack...

It is also necessary to curse the server.Well... he is in the capital, and the server is in the capital.

Distance is not a problem, even Voldemort's magic power is not enough to support the apparation of most of the celestial dynasty.

Before tossing predator A, they were also the ones who took the plane first.Fortunately, except for the time on the plane, they are all teleported for other journeys, and one trip only takes the time to watch two movies.

The problem is that the server... can be changed.

Let's not talk about whether the curse of magic has any effect on the cold machine.Even if it works, if it cannot be repaired, it will be replaced by the website administrator.In this way, the curse that a certain future dark lord worked so hard for for a long time was broken.

Like he's going to put a curse on Hogwarts in the future.

Actually...Dumbledore changed the name of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class and taught it as a new subject...not so much.

The minds of the elderly are rigid.

Combining all kinds of defects, Voldemort was almost unable to curse the website, and in the end Kuroro helped solve some technical problems.

A magic circle drawn with Voldemort's own blood + the blood of a dozen poisonous snakes as the base.

When cursing, instead of putting the computer and network cable on it, put the URL of that website on it.To be precise...the combination of those English letters is cursed.

After the magic circle was completed, the magic circle was scanned into the computer, and Wen Jia made the cover of Voldemort's new pit article.

"Then the connection is complete." The confident duo of villains.

"Useful?!" The young man from Naruto World was quite materialistic.Even in the later stage, all kinds of death and resurrection are more fantasy than Hunter World.

"It's useful." Wen Jia refreshed the webpage with a complex expression, and successfully saw that the entire website looked like an old TV, twisted up, and turned into snowflakes.

Then twist it back.The whole thing happened for five or six seconds.

Wen Jia clicked on the QQ group and found that many people were talking about the weird distortion just now.

It is much faster than when it was broken by the website itself.If it wasn't for this new way of drawing, he really didn't believe that such a nonsense curse had worked.

Voldemort said very pedantically, this is the initial state, the curse is continuous and will happen more and more smoothly.

"Are there no one-time curses?"

"Yes, but the preparation and range control of the curse is very troublesome, and the long-term curse is easier than the small curse, especially for an excellent magician with strong magic power like me. I have never cursed this kind of virtual website, but... …is still guaranteed for a few months.”

Voldemort was gearing up for it. After being on Earth for a long time, except for some necessary magic, he hadn't done anything else for a long time.

Potions have not been brewed, formations have not been drawn, alchemy has not been practiced, and even astrology charts have not been drawn for a long time.

While there was enough entertainment on Earth to make him forget Quidditch and Gobstones, there were other things that he missed quite a bit.

For example, when watching Kuroro throwing the lucky sieve, it is inevitable to think of Felicia, and when watching Sasuke playing transformation, it is inevitable to think of Compound Potion.

He can do everything, but now it is difficult to cook without rice.

Wen Jia silently mourned for the website.

He could already predict that the website was tossed by Voldemort and often had weird situations, and then the administrator felt that there was a problem, so he started various repairs...

Repair the good ones, and make the bad ones worse.

The combination of "natural disaster" and "man-made disaster"...

Forget it, just get used to it... TAT

In addition to the curse, the pit that Voldemort opened is also quite interesting.The opening chapter is that a fan author who wrote Voldemort and Dumbledore CP traveled to the HP world.fell in front of Voldemort.

When I went, I was still holding a custom-made novel written by myself in my hand.

It's really a happy opening, relying on Voldemort's resentment towards this CP, relying on the moral integrity that readers are increasingly lacking, and Voldemort's writing style is obviously Western-style.

I believe this article is still very marketable.

Wen Jia was glad that Voldemort didn't see ALLV's article because of time constraints, but among the strange CPs he saw, he chose Dumbledore, Wen Jia said... Let's do an interview.

"Abramovich and Orion are both good-looking." The parents of the Malfoy family and the parents of the Black family were forgiven by Voldemort in terms of appearance. ""

"Grindelwald, Lucius, Snape, Harry Potter... I haven't seen them." There is no sense of substitution in reading the original.

"So the only ones I can't stand are Dumbledore and Hagrid. Even if it's my novel, I don't want to have anything to do with that stupid half-orc. So..."

Only Dumbledore was left.

"Damn it! How could they think like that!! Dumbledore and I! That damn slimy, sweet, nasty old man!"

"He was young when you were." The novel also said brown hair and beard.

"It's almost a hundred years old, how young is it!!! My mother didn't give birth when he was young! How could I fall in love with a stupid old man who has weird taste, weird temper, and can be dumped even in a relationship!"

"When you first came, you were quite happy to mention that Dumbledore appreciated you."

"I have been fighting with him for almost six years. The most annoying thing is that he has always looked down on me. If you said that at that time, I would naturally be happy." It was a feeling of "winning". "etc!"

The handsome young Demon King cursed and turned his head to look at Wen Jia.

"How do I listen, you seem to be defending the credibility of my and his CP."

A red light flashed in the black eyes, and the corner of Kuroro's mouth over there began to raise a creepy smile, and Sasuke also flashed Sharingan instantly.

"..." Shouldn't it be safer for him to lock all the abilities of these three people? "I am also a reader who likes you, and we must understand our hearts that yearn for the truth."

Putting on the most sincere expression, he patted Xiao V on the shoulder.

"I also believe what you said, you and Dumbledore are too unreliable!"

【Dumbledore belongs to Gellert, but you belong to the whole world. 】We don't disassemble the official match.

"The point now is...Little V, please transport everyone. Kuroro still has half an hour, and you have 5 minutes left." He is still their manager.

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Voldemort on the stage slowly floated up from the coffin. His pale complexion, bright red eyes, and exposed fangs all showed his current identity...a vampire.

The iconic cloak is draped on the body, and the clothes change from simple silk pajamas to complicated medieval Western European dresses in an instant.

The lazy expression made the vampires on the stage more attractive like poppies.

He opened his arms suddenly, and starlight immediately appeared around him. Those small light spots were slowly rotating like stars orbiting a star.

With another wave of his hand, all those light spots were concentrated in the palm of his hand.

On a dimly lit stage, all the light is only the softness of his palm.The light illuminated the vampire's handsome face in his palm, and the gentle gaze and doting expression made everyone feel a shock for 400 years.

In an instant, all the lights on the stage were turned on, and all the lights in Voldemort's palm turned into butterflies and flew up.

If you look closely, you can tell that it is not a real butterfly, but the thin wings, driven by the special effect wind on the stage, dance lightly, and fly around Voldemort himself.

It makes people feel that it is another sad but sad song.At this moment, his clothes have also changed into ancient costumes.

Turning out a paper fan, like diverting scholars, turned around and painted on a wall.

With a few strokes like graffiti, the pen and ink on the wall were replenished by themselves, turning into a peerless beauty.

A drop of the scholar's blood touched the beauty's forehead.

A strong light flashed, and the beautiful woman broke through the wall, standing there slim and graceful, and the two cuddled each other.

The whole performance combines three love stories: 400 Years of Surprise, Butterfly Lovers, and Wall Painting.The light and shadow effects, connotation, and coherence are all satisfied.

The thunderous applause is the best proof.

Today is the final, the top three who made it all the way up, plus an online resurrection, four people PK in twos, Voldemort is the second, but everyone already feels that the champion has been born.

Especially the other three players. After all, they are not professional magicians with a solid foundation, and their skills are limited.The game is recorded almost once a week.

In addition, the resurrection match, the challenge match, and even the National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival friendly match that were temporarily added because of the high ratings.

Not to mention running out of moves, even the creativity is almost exhausted.

So their preparations for the finals were not even as exciting as the preliminary rounds.The person who performed before Voldemort, because he was nervous and didn't adjust the atmosphere enough, seemed a bit...boring.

Sure enough, Voldemort succeeded in aspirations.

After the contestants were convinced and praised, the audience stood up and applauded for the wonderful performance. The judges nodded frequently to express that they saw the rise of a new star in the magic world. The ratings are so high that they can wake up laughing at night.

But Wen Jia and the others started to worry in unison. What are they worried about?Naturally, it will be the interview later.

Modu's own entertainment news and various programs held have always been mutual help. During the days when Voldemort participated in the talent show, although it was a weekly program, it was really brought up by the entertainment news almost every two or three days. .

Now that I have won the championship, I naturally have to interview it, and this paragraph will be used for the news on the day it is broadcast.

There was nothing to worry about at first, but... the system.

Yes, the system.

After Sasuke contributed the evidence of superstar B to impermanence to the media and the police, his career has begun.

On the day when the police formally filed the case, the media recognized this mysterious "reporter group" numbered Z.

So the system patch came again, and three people had already started their official careers.So the temporary task system starts.

At that time, the three people who were rehearsing "magic", acting, and practicing photography skills triggered temporary tasks at the same time.

Each person chooses one of the three tasks, and it is decided by the supervisor.

Wen Jia's status was instantly improved, but this task was also cheating.

Kuroro's tasks are 1. to win the hearts of hundreds of beauties within three days, 2. to eat 100 buns within one hour and 3. to dance square dances for [-] consecutive days.

Wen Jia really wanted to choose 2 and 3, but based on various considerations, he chose 1 and let Kuroro emit hormones.

According to Krollo's good words.

At that time, the production crew was having dinner, and the female supporting role sitting next to her happened to watch Weibo and said something funny about the news that a thief sneaked into the square dance and was caught by the police because he couldn't dance well.

Very good, it seems that the next time the temporary task is refreshed, they must lie in bed and do nothing.

Kuroro didn't do anything serious at that time, and neither did Sasuke. The tasks of the two of them were mostly funny.

Kuroro is basically enough to show off, and Sasuke's task is to take 1000 photos of various pets.

He was discussing the future of Voldemort's mission with the magician judge who was very optimistic about him at that time, which was a bit... serious.

Who told him that what he was discussing at that time was serious business matters.

Task 1, win an official magic competition championship within one month, and 2, publicly kiss the magician in front of you. 3. Within 3 minutes, lure a reporter to guess your next work plan and agree.

1 is impossible, there are indeed official competitions within a month, but Voldemort is not eligible to participate. 2. He doesn't mind, a kiss is not a big deal, but after the kiss, the recommendation from the Magic Association will be gone.It's still public, and you can't even use it if you forget everything.So I can only choose 3...

And there is a punishment for this cheating task.

Pass, [-] achievement points, fail, deduct [-] points!

Poor little V, since he started participating in the draft...very good, he got [-] points.According to the urine nature of the system, there are definitely negative numbers.

"I don't know if you have any new plans after the game?" The female reporter finally asked, Wen Jia lamented that the red envelope just now didn't have Bai Sai, and Voldemort had a good grasp of it. After all, within 3 minutes, he was still very nervous.

"I've never had a problem with beautiful women. What do you want me to do?" With a bright and seductive smile, he chose the flirtatious career of a magician, and his level of flirting with girls has skyrocketed.

"Hehehe, have you considered the Spring Festival Gala? It is said that this year's Spring Festival Gala will use newcomers, and I am looking forward to your performance." The beautiful hostess Jiaoxiao encouraged.It's the end of October now, and it's really time for recruitment and rehearsal for the Spring Festival Gala.

Voldemort laughed to the extreme, but Wen Jia saw the essence through the scene, this guy must be thinking now...

[What is the Spring Festival Gala? 】

"Beauty's request, how can I be willing to let you down, this year's... Spring Play must have me." Look, the articulation is not accurate, this guy doesn't know anything at all!

[Congratulations to the traveler for obtaining a thousand achievement points, and triggering a chain task to participate in the Spring Festival Gala.Task requirements: successfully perform magic on the Spring Festival Gala.Task reward, [-] achievement points.If it fails, [-]W achievement points will be deducted. ] "I don't care anymore..." I knelt down to this vexatious world.

Ding dong.

Mobile phone, Weibo update.It's not his, it's Kuroro's.As an agent, he can naturally log in to Kuroro's Weibo.Kuroro's heart mission is still short of a dozen people.

Wen Jia felt that there must be more than one hundred people who fell in love with Kuroro in that magazine alone, but the system obviously counted from three days ago.

As soon as he clicked on it, Wen Jia stared blankly. He was stunned for 10 minutes before regaining his senses, and then...the corner of his mouth twitched.

That's a photo.

Kuroro was wearing a costume, leaning against the "cruise ship", staring straight ahead in silence, two lines of tears flowed from his dark eyes.

One of the three great beauties, the head's tears.

And the reason why the corners of his mouth twitched again was because of the team leader's matching words.

"Finishing drama - gaze, reluctance."

I told you not to play like this, if you continue to play, the director won't be able to see it, and the General Administration will be sensitive! !