Since it is really... time-traveled...then the only option is to smash your teeth and swallow it in your stomach!

The first task is to pretend to be a eunuch? !It's so cold!The promised deep V is a real man!Pretending to be an eunuch is making noise!

But don't think that you can pretend to be a eunuch casually!First of all, it is a very difficult challenge in terms of voice, and the shrill voice is not so easy to practice.It's better to look for an opportunity and run away quickly!Second Olympics.

Lu Yao thought that even if he was spoiled by the time-traveling god, he had some wrong skills, but he must not just give in. With Yunshang's mind, at worst, he would open a medical clinic, hang a pot to help the world, and then marry a bunch of beauties back home. Being a wife at home, with wives and concubines in groups, just thinking about it makes me feel very beautiful... Such an idea is really very witty, I must give myself a thumbs up!

Following a group of people around the alley, when they finally arrived at the place, Lu Yao smelled a particularly unpleasant and disgusting smell, and he couldn't bear it.

The people who carried the man carried him into the house and threw them away. Lu Yao found some white soil from the ground, patted his face and quietly entered the house, holding his throat and said: "Hi everyone, I am newcomer."

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After a dead silence, Lu Yao walked to an empty bed and sat down in a little embarrassment. There was a strange smell in the room. During the period, there may be incontinence and other situations... These are all necessary processes, and there will be unbearable deaths in the future. Lu Yao can only comfort himself and endure the knife on the head, I will bear it!

When the sun was setting, someone brought some rotten food and moldy steamed buns for them to eat, not to mention eating, just smelling it, Lu Yao wished he could kill him head-on. But not eating all the time is not an option, and suddenly Lu Yao saw the interface of the game system again.

It was so touching and worth crying about.

With Xiaoqinggong and Die Nongzu from Daxiufang, at least I can steal something to eat, and I don’t have to live so miserable, wait!Why is Fuyao only one heavy? !

Do you still need to upgrade yourself? !Nima, this is playing with me!

The first level of Fuyao...can you still love!I can't jump on the roof of the yard in front of me, I'm going crazy.I can only come out to see it in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep.

After dinner, a well-dressed little father-in-law came in and said a few words. It was nothing more than a few days of rest and recuperation. If he went out and disturbed the nobleman, ten lives would not be enough to accompany him!Lu Yao didn't take it seriously. He used to watch TV dramas, and in X dramas, the emperor could always meet beautiful women in various corners.

What's more, he also has a game system... Although it is Yunshang's mind... at least he can suck the boss to death, isn't it... Damn God of time travel, you have the ability to let me travel with the game system, you have the ability to let me take the game system with you. Jing Yu's mentality!etc!Game system!

That is to say, there are gods who can travel thousands of miles!How could he forget such a high-end and elegant thing!Just fly out in a magical way, no matter what he does, first leave the so-called palace before discussing!Let's see if we can go back to the modern society with love, but when Lu Yao clicked on God Travels Thousands of Miles, he was stunned...

CD time, 15 years, how much? !fifteen years!

All the time in the sword three system of Nima's feelings is calculated according to the year!Miao Wu Shen Yang's CD time is five years, that is to say, within these five years, he can only resurrect one person!And the time for the heartbeat is longer, ten years... Lu Yao is not calm anymore, since the CDs of many skills are so long, is it true that the skills of milk are also very long?

He hurriedly looked at it, but found that it was okay, it was not as exaggerated as he thought, and it was only a ten-minute CD, which was still beyond the tolerance range. If Thomas really used years as a unit, Then he... just...

Forbearance... as the saying goes, there is a knife on the head of the word forbearance.

Lu Yao really wanted to know what the hell the place he traveled through was. He planned to take advantage of the dark night and wind to find out where it was... Judging from the clothes of the eunuchs he saw now , probably the Qing Dynasty.

But now they are just sent to this small courtyard without even changing their clothes. If they just go out like this, if they encounter something, they will really die without a place to die. , why is it Yunshang!

After a lot of tossing, Lu Yao was also a little tired. Although he didn't want to sleep very much, he still couldn't help but fell asleep on the bed in a daze. He was woken up by someone.

When he woke up, Lu Yao saw a white and clean young man in front of him, and handed him a gray suit in his hand, "Get dressed quickly, and Eunuch Lin is coming soon."

"Lin... Father-in-law?" Lu Yao took the clothes blankly.

"Oh! How come you don't even know this! Eunuch Lin is the one responsible for choosing us!"

It's over... It's over... Lu Yao was so shocked by the thunder, his mind was full of brainwashing, and he kept echoing that of the little eunuch, goosebumps fell all over the ground.If you want him to become like that and cut his penis, Lu Yao thinks it's better to just let him hit him head-on to death.

It's almost crazy, to be a little eunuch still needs training! !And the nameplate! !It has to go through all kinds of messy inspections! !Most importantly, there is information check! !Looking at the people in front of him, Lu Yao panicked, God, this time travels suddenly, without any mental preparation, and without any information, how to check the information?

what is his name!Where does the family live... It's just a mess.

"What's your name, where do you live?"

Just when Lu Yao was wandering, it was his turn. Lu Yao suddenly opened his mouth for some reason, "My name is Su Peisheng! I am from Daxing County, Shuntian Prefecture!"

Don't ask Lu Yao why he called himself Su Peisheng, it's just that in the Yongzheng Harem that has been made into a sieve, the only thing Lu Yao learned about through TV dramas is Su Peisheng!So he very wittily said that his name was Su Peisheng, and he felt like a big gamble. After he finished speaking, Lu Yao didn't dare to show his anger.

"Okay, get the sign and wait outside."

Eunuch Lin, who was sitting by the side, held a cup of tea in his hand and said without raising his eyelids.

Lu Yao breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly went out with his own sign. Looking at the three words engraved on the wooden sign, Lu Yao was in a complicated mood. Am I also a member of the army of sieves?

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