UP Lord's Horror Game Tour

Now that Bilibili is about to become Qiao Meng's special session, Qiao Meng has already predicted what will happen on Weibo.

Calmly glanced at the doubled number of fans, and then more calmly crossed out the three-digit @ logo on the upper right-after the lesson of the crash just now, Qiao Meng will not be so stupid as to make himself "old and old" High" notebook stuck again!

Even if he didn't care about those message reminders, Qiao Meng's Weibo homepage was full of comments and discussions, which also told him that his Weibo had been completely occupied by rotten girls.

Originally, most of Qiao Meng’s fans on Weibo were girls who liked his voice and made complaints about him, but he didn’t spend much time on wheat bran, and he didn’t publish news about life in three dimensions, so most of the discussions were about live events , is quite harmonious and friendly.

But now, Qiao Meng can be said to have come out to say what is meant by "If you don't make a song, you will be a blockbuster". Looking at those "Yoooo~ no wonder the UP master publishes so few things about the three-dimensional, and they don't sell bad things. It turns out that they have been in the three-dimensional I'm bound, I'm blind!" commented, Qiao Meng really wanted to splash blood on their faces, and poke their eyes blind!

Putting his hands on the keyboard for a long time, he deleted the typed text several times. Qiao Meng, who stared at the Weibo dialog box, struggled for nearly 5 minutes, and finally decided not to respond. The chicken-blooded, duck-blooded, and dog-blooded guys just danced around on their own, hoping that they would let him go when they were tired of jumping around, and then forget about it completely.

Calm things down—that’s what Qiao Meng hoped—but I have to say, he was thinking too much, because there is still Aya who likes to add fuel to the flames...

Looking at his own homepage, Qiao Meng simply avoided the Weibo of several other UP hosts he liked-emphasis: these UP hosts were male.

Girls are probably making a fuss, so it's better for men to be safer?Qiao Meng thought so naively, and then had to say, he thought too much...

Nine out of ten men who like to jump around in Two-dimensional are dead houses, and nine out of ten like to gossip. Could not be more common!After all, the freest thing about Two-dimensional compared to three-dimensional is that you can fine-tune it. You can open a Weibo with high-end atmosphere, or you can open another Weibo that is stingy and tasteless. The only thing to pay attention to is not to lose your horse .

However, this time, I don't know whether it was because Qiao Meng swiped five videos to compete for the list and made public outrage, or because he was too blind to show his affection by coming out in a high-profile way. The serious and upright [male] UP masters Qiao Meng knew were here. Once, she revealed the temperament of an eighth wife with the same aspirations, and a series of Weibo and retweeting, including gloating and fearing that the world will not be chaotic, undoubtedly circulated around Qiao Meng.

Qiao Meng looked at the bunch of Weibo posts by @谈二少少 and didn't know what to say, and then, by a strange coincidence, he clicked on @阿亚, who was on the same level as @乔二少少.

This was the first time Qiao Meng came to Aya's Weibo. Similarly, before he was pulled into a dream, he never noticed this Aya who had been watching secretly for an unknown amount of time.

Whether it is at station B or Weibo, Qiao Meng is very lucky to "become an instant hit". Basically, he has never experienced the era of little transparency that no one pays attention to, so he never gets up for a certain day. Fans, or one more forwarded message, were elated and couldn't wait to see what kind of person the other party was.

The name Aya is really too common, so common that no matter how many times you glance at it, it won't leave any impression on people.Qiao Meng looked at the other party's Weibo with only 1 followers with a complicated face, and opened it silently. As expected, the only follower was him.

If you don't look at the surge in the number of fans with Qiao Meng, plus the equally active comments and messages, Aya's Weibo is very clean - and familiar, as if you are looking at your own Weibo.

Aya has never failed to send a message about himself, all of them are about Qiao Meng.

Qiao Meng looked at one of the Weibo posts in which he met with a certain UP host to do a live broadcast, and then was coaxed by all the girls, and the mouse involuntarily lingered on the ==## emoticon that Aya added after reposting, Suddenly, he realized that the corners of his mouth were raised high.

Qiao Meng's expression was serious, and he was a little entangled in his subconscious reaction.

The other party is such a dangerous idiot, who has watched him secretly for so long, yet he doesn't feel offended at all, and even a little... smug?This is definitely an extremely subversive thing.

——Whether, he can think that Aya didn't act immediately after finding him, but stood still with great difficulty, observing his every move, every word and deed, and keeping everything in his heart, then, the person he saw It's not just his lover whom he couldn't ask for in countless lifetimes, but also... the Qiao Meng in this life?

Qiao Meng looked at the mobile phone on the side, and unconsciously stared at Aya's top name in the address book, feeling confused and at a loss.

——Or should he take the initiative to make a phone call to find out?Aya's pressing step by step did not allow Qiao Meng to evade, so if it wasn't face-to-face and there was no need to worry about being overwhelmed by the other party suddenly, maybe the conversation could go on more smoothly?In any case, it's better than thinking wildly like a trapped beast here alone, right?

Qiao Meng had to admit that he was a little eager to move about this idea.

Just as Qiao Meng was working hard on mental construction, the mobile phone beside the bed vibrated suddenly, which made him tremble and almost fell off the bed.

——Is this a tacit understanding?Qiao Meng clutched his beating heart, gasped, and tremblingly held the phone in his hand, but when he saw the name displayed on the screen, he calmed down again—or rather, disappointed?

"Mom, why did you call all of a sudden?" Qiao Meng answered the phone, complaining coquettishly.

As the second son in the family, with an excellent elder brother who is nearly five years older than him, Qiao Meng was born to be favored by the elders.He doesn't need to be outstanding, he just needs to be pleasing, and he has always done a good job at this.

"Little brat, you have the nerve to say it!" Qiao's mother's voice was particularly dissatisfied, "I haven't called home for a week, are you playing wild outside?!"

Qiao Meng blinked innocently, and suddenly remembered that because he had a "colorful" life this week, he was not in the mood to deal with his family, and he was unwilling to show any tricks to make his family worry, so he simply called home every weekend. This stubble is completely forgotten.

Qiao Meng coughed guiltily, repeatedly apologized for being coquettish, and soon coaxed Qiao's mother into a smile with familiarity.

Mother Qiao's phone call this time actually didn't mean to incriminate the teacher. After the child went to college, he had too much fun with his classmates and friends, and forgot to contact his family. This is really a trivial matter, and Mother Qiao didn't take it to heart. .It's just that I met a girl when I was shopping the day before yesterday, and Mother Qiao couldn't let go of it anyway.

Mother Qiao didn't know how her lively and active young son looked crooked when he was a child. He obviously didn't have any childhood shadows, nor did he have any psychological problems. Can we stay at home like this? !

Mother Qiao couldn't accept that Qiao Mengzhai was so devoid of conscience. Although she said she liked girls, she never had such a high "interest" in a three-dimensional girl like a two-dimensional woman.

Mother Qiao was almost worried that her beautiful and cute little son would spend his whole life with the computer in his arms!

And just when she was so worried, a girl suddenly appeared and said that Qiao Meng had spent several nights with her. This made Qiao's mother feel worried and hopeful at the same time as she couldn't believe it. Emotions are so complex that they can't be put into words.

To be honest, Qiao's mother still has a good impression of the girl (...) who calls herself "Aya".

She looks beautiful, just like a star, and her son, who has the same appearance as her, is born in heaven, and more importantly, Aya's character is dignified and generous, gentle and polite. Like a rich and well-educated young lady in her family.Not to mention, the girl's implicit but irresistible love and cherishment for Qiao Meng moved Qiao's mother slightly.

——This is simply the daughter-in-law that Qiao's mother dreamed of!

However, it was because the other party was so perfect that Mother Qiao couldn't believe it. She was afraid that such a large piece of pie would suddenly fall from the sky and crush her to death...

So, after thinking about it, Qiao's mother decided to make a phone call to check on her son's tone: "Meng Meng... I met a child named Aya on the street yesterday, and said he was your classmate?"

"Aya?!" Qiao Meng, who had just coaxed his mother and elders, suddenly heard this name that should have nothing to do with Qiao's mother, and his reaction was not ordinary, "You met Aya?" ?! No...cough." Qiao Meng swallowed hard the question of "Is there anything wrong?" and put it in a more euphemistic way, "Have you chatted with him?"

"I guess I said something." When she heard her son's reaction to the name, Qiao's mother's first thought was "There is a door"!One look at this reaction, it is definitely not an ordinary classmate, okay?The little kid was surprised and shy because he suddenly talked about his girlfriend (?), it couldn't be cuter!

"Talk... what are you talking about?" Aya is like a walking killer in Qiao Meng's heart. If he hangs around him all day, Qiao Meng is used to it, but suddenly he ran to his mother. What are you going to do? !If you don't agree to date, will you destroy the rhythm of your account book? !

"That's just talking about something about you at school." Qiao's mother understood Qiao Meng's nervous and short-spirited tone as shyness, and replied enthusiastically, "I heard that you have a good relationship with her? It's been several nights." together?"

"Forget...forget it..."——It is true that we have been "together" for several nights. Is being pulled into the mental space by the other party to be "together"? !Qiao Meng had a bitter face, not sure what Aya wanted to do, let alone Qiao's mother's attitude.

Hearing Qiao Meng's ambiguous answer, Qiao's mother smiled gratifiedly: "I really like that girl, she looks good, if you like it, you can bring it back to your father and brother to see! Now you are not young Now, it’s time to talk about love.”

Qiao Meng listened to every word of Qiao's mother's words, but suddenly felt that she couldn't understand—a girl?Mother, are you sure it is a "female" and not a "male"? !

"Girl...girl?" Qiao Meng heard himself asking awkwardly—although Aya was indeed good-looking, he didn't think it was feminine at all!Was mistaken for a girl, was it Aya's hand and foot, or was it his mother who suddenly lost his eyesight? !

"Huh? What's the matter?" Hearing the difference in Qiao Meng's voice, Mother Qiao asked suspiciously.

"No, it's nothing." Qiao Meng naturally couldn't tell the truth about his "adventure" during this period of time. Before the situation became clear and the relationship between the two of them was not stable, he was really afraid that Aya, a sick and delicate ghost, would suddenly fall ill, and then It ruined his account book.

"Hehe, don't be shy, you're an older child." She blamed all of Qiao Meng's unusual reactions on shyness, Qiao's mother said with a smile, and then solemnly warned, "It's okay to have a younger girlfriend, but be careful not to" If you make a fuss, girls are much more precious than boys. Don’t harm others if you act willfully for a while. Do you hear me? Don’t always stay together at night. To be honest, I am more opposed to your mother. For those who have sex before marriage, as a man, you must know how to be self-disciplined and cherish your girlfriend."

Holding up the mobile phone, listening to his mother and adults nagging to "cherish Aya", and even saying "premarital sex", Qiao Meng wanted to cry without tears, so to put it bluntly, it was because his son had sex for the first time His girlfriend was so excited that his mother Qiao couldn't hang up the phone.

At this moment, Qiao Meng felt that he was exhausted physically and mentally.

——Yes, he will be careful not to "make a fuss", but this "life" is definitely not the "life" of the other. Instead of worrying about your "prematurely born" grandson, mother, you should first worry about your imminent death Son who died young! QAQ