Traveling is to conquer the world

Tsunayoshi Sawada naively thought that by working hard on his own, he could narrow the distance between him and a genius.But when the genius among the geniuses really appeared in front of him, he realized that hard work would definitely pay off or something. It was a funny joke like RMB belonging to the people.

The political teacher in Gang Ji's class is a somewhat pessimistic and slightly world-weary literary youth. Naturally, he inevitably passed on his own ideas to the students when teaching: how long is the journey of everyone's life? It has been decided that people with excellent talent and good family background not only win at the starting line, but also can look forward to a future that is beyond the reach of others.

No matter how fast the diligent rabbit runs ahead, it will eventually be overtaken by the slow golden tortoise.No matter how hard the mediocre rabbit works, it has reached the finish line, but the leisurely golden tortoise still has a long, long way to go.

Tsunayoshi Sawada agrees with the political teacher's idea that "effort can only determine the speed of upgrading, but the highest level is determined from birth", because he was extremely frustrated to find that he seemed to be the one that the teacher said had already left. At the end, he could only stare blankly at the rabbit who was thrown off by others.

He has worked very hard to exercise, but he is still a thin rabbit that can be squeezed by a strong man with one hand. He often even involuntarily uses the same hands and feet in physical education class and becomes a joke of the whole class.

He is also working very hard on his homework, but the result of his hard work is just failing grades and dazzling red crosses in all subjects. The next guarantee is about to fail the exam again.

He is introverted and shy, and has almost no close friends except Takeshi Yamamoto who gets along well with everyone; he is shy and inferior, and he has fallen in love with the gentle and beautiful Kyoko since he was just promoted to Bingsheng Middle School. So far, the other party's impression of him is still just a familiar stranger.

This is probably what the teacher said, the end that he has been determined since birth.

His life, perhaps, has been rolling back and forth between the three adjectives of mediocrity, incompetence, and useless, and then end this life in obscurity.

Sawada Tsunayoshi thought pessimistically.

Until... the big-headed baby with a briefcase and a ridiculous top hat knocked on the door of his house, claiming to come to apply for a tutor and was really let in by the natural mother.

Trapped in the heat of the water, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was forced to go beyond the limit every day, realized that his ordinary life was so beautiful!

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Antinomie noticed that the recent Tsunayoshi Sawada seemed a little different from before.

Probably from one day when he ran into the school naked and only wore a pair of blue and white underwear to confess to Kyoko, Tsunayoshi Sawada's ordinary and mediocre life suddenly changed drastically.

First, as a novice in a baseball training game, he accidentally fell out with an arrogant senior, and then he had a hot relationship with a real transfer student from Italy, the hometown of noodles. The potholes and gunpowder smell everywhere made Antinomie, who sneaked over to clean up the aftermath, couldn't help being speechless. He couldn't figure out what kind of hot play the two of them had finished so that the effect could be higher.

...Young people nowadays really don't understand restraint at all.

Antinomie said with emotion as he kicked a certain silver stick that had been poking around on the ground, whether it was trying to strengthen the earth or something.

The silver stick that was kicked away by him roared as expected, and sent many cordial greetings to Antinomie and the male and female relatives of Antinomie's family, and then they were blocked by Antinomie. Nomi picked up an egg-shaped object floating beside her and started the brutal... brutal beating.

After a painful meal, he calmed down in a sluggish and honest manner, making Antinomie, who was pumping more and more smoothly, happier and happier, in his heart, praised a certain sentence he had read in the "Handbook of Canine Creature Breeding"—— The best way to cure rabies and train it to be a docile and loyal dog is to beat him honestly when there is something to do, and beat him to be honest when there is nothing to do.

Loki, who unfortunately acted as the murder weapon and watched the whole process of the domestic violence, expressed that he was very panicked. The more strange attributes and novelty-seeking plays that these two comics inadvertently revealed, the more he felt that his own safety was not guaranteed at all.Who is that Shaking S with a creepy expression on his face, and who is that Shaking M who insists on yelling until he can't come out knowing that the more he yells, the worse he will be beaten? You all have one-click switching second personality Is it a funny setting!

Cough cough, aside from the fact that a certain gun always likes to taunt and venomously attracts a certain face paralyzed and beaten to death, for Antinomie's skillful business of transforming a dilapidated shrine into his own shrine so quickly, I have never heard of it before. Rocky, who is known as the king of pyramid schemes, still has to admire it.

The renovation of the temple was completed in a week, and the new opening within half a month attracted a large number of curious people. In two months, it basically returned to the level of prosperity that the original gods had not withdrawn more than ten years ago... This is the belief pyramid scheme, no, it is the speed of the spread of belief It's just against the sky!

Even among the 20 salesmen who have worked under him, there are very few salesmen whose business promotion level is comparable to that of Antinomy. It's just a dish of more than ten yuan and [-] yuan.

Except for the guy who specializes in Amway and wants to become the King of Destruction who can't even mention his name, Luo Ji basically can't find a second salesman who can compete with Antinomie in business level.Especially a certain stupid white-haired guy who failed at what he did, compared to a dish that no one would order for five yuan, okay?

But to Loki's great regret, Antinomie, with a paralyzed face, made it clear that he was absent-minded On this path, I am determined not to waste my limited time on unlimited pyramid schemes...

"Don't forget what we came here 20 years ago, idiot."

The future king of MLM said so.

Well, Loki really forgot about the main plot in a moment of excitement, wishing he could quickly develop a cult that can fight against Amway's desire, completely unaware of what he was doing in this temporarily peaceful town that's it.

They came to look for the rocket launcher ten years later, and they were going to go to the witch's territory through the only bridge that could connect to the world ten years later. After defeating it, they took the world from the shattered future.

In fact, as long as Loki observes carefully, he will find that Antinomie is actually not interested in spreading the faith and recruiting believers.Whether it is an ordinary body or an external name, he always uses Antinomie instead of Odin. Even if it is the soul of a god living in a human body, at this stage, this god has nothing to do with him at all. When God sees the meaning.

…Have you ever seen a god who spends half the day in class and spends half the day in the temple, uses spreading beliefs as a side job, and then takes up the main job as a student?

If it weren't for absorbing some faith now to enhance his divine power, and maybe he would be more confident when facing the witch after traveling ten years later, he probably wouldn't even want to build a temple.

Rome wasn't built in a day, and belief isn't something that can be ingrained overnight.No matter how pious a visitor prays, the effect is very limited, but the wish of thousands of worshipers is very impressive. The principle of gathering sand to form a tower is perfect for this, so Antinomy has never worried about believers The number of developments is getting slower and slower. Instead, I stay leisurely in the temple and receive worshipers from time to time to collect some incense money.

When the days gradually become immutable and repeat, people will become more and more slow to the passage of time.Many fresh graduates who are full of pride and determination enter the society and want to change something, but in the end they give up in the face of reality and become a member of the ordinary people. When they look back, they finally find that they are no longer full of oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. Back then, I was full of ambition, and there was nothing I could do except to sigh and sigh and sigh that I was still a picture Tucson after all.

Antinomie, just like them, gradually lost time in the half-day campus and half-day temple, until Tsunayoshi Sawada secretly complained to him that there were more and more strange creatures in his home, and there was even a man with a It wasn't until the cow babies of Dangerous Weapons that he suddenly realized that the man he had been waiting for for months had arrived.

Different from Antinomie's increasingly ordinary daily life, Tsunayoshi Sawada's experience in the past few months can hardly be described as normal. The ghost animal tutor who appeared inexplicably was decided to become the next head of the mafia family , turning enemies into friends with the bad transfer student transferred from Yidali, and then looking for a guardian to build his own family... With the appearance of the strange baby Reborn as a turning point, his life suddenly became magical and illusory Woke up.

Probably because the things that have happened recently are too beyond common sense, and Tsunayoshi Sawada, who has gradually drifted away from the daily world, has also forgotten Antinomie's previous entrustment.Until now, when he took the initiative to complain about Lan Bo to Antinomie, he didn't realize that Antinomie asked him to help him pay attention to whether there was any suspicious baby wearing a cow costume.

So what is the story between Tsunayoshi Sawada and Rambo that has to be told?This has to start with the tutor and extracurricular tutoring who changed the fate of Tsunayoshi Sawada's life.

Originally, under the education of that ghost tutor, Zetian's sandbag's ability to resist blows has grown exponentially.But even Zetian Sandbag, who has experienced all kinds of ravages and tempered his invulnerable body, still suffered unspeakably after the appearance of the cow baby named Lanbo.

You can take out grenade bombs from the fluffy explosive head that is comparable to a four-dimensional pocket anytime, anywhere. Under the training of Reborn and the accompanying training of Gokuji, Tsunayoshi Sawada has already obtained that he will never be exploded. The ability to blow up to the level of death, the mere grenade and bombs really can't hurt him except to make him feel ashamed.

What really made the brown-haired rabbit so furious that it couldn't bear it was that Lan Bo, who somehow regarded himself as Reborn's old enemy, saw that ordinary weapons couldn't deal with him, so he took out a bazooka from his hair!

Yes, a baby who looked like four or five years old pulled out a bazooka from his hair that was more than twice his height!

"The ghost knows what kind of strange thing he is... After being hit, I felt dizzy all of a sudden, as if I was caught in a whirlpool, and my brain was about to be spun. After finally stabilizing , All of a sudden, I felt like I was drowning again, all I could see was darkness, water was all around me, my ears, nose and mouth were all filled with water, the more nervous I was trying to breathe, the more I was choking and suffocating—”

"I couldn't see anything. I was just soaked in the water and couldn't move. The pain of suffocation was always with me. I really thought I was going to die..." Tsunayoshi Sawada recalled the feeling at that time, still His face turned pale with lingering fear, "I don't know how long it took, but I was soaked all over before I suddenly returned to the place where I was hit by the rocket shells before. For a long time, my head was full of buzzing and I didn't hear it. Later, when I asked him, he refused to tell me anything..."

After complaining all about his miserable experience, the brown-haired rabbit who was sleepy when he came in became energetic again, as if just complaining and letting it out could heal the trauma of his heart, so Antinomie had to I lament that this natural dumb rabbit is indeed born to shake M, and its self-recovery ability is really too strong.

If we want to say that in the past few months, apart from beating the Lark who periodically delivered food to the door, Antinomie’s blood feud with the Chairman of the Second Committee has developed from the beginning (?) to the murder of his father (!) If there is any progress beyond the hatred of subjugation (?!), the only thing that can be said is the gradually rising intimacy with Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Maybe it was the greetings from time to time about Shimosawada Tsunayoshi's recent situation that helped. This brown-haired rabbit who was trained to develop into a lion leader gradually regarded Antinomie as a reliable confidant, although there was no way to do it like Yamamoto Prison Temple and the others. It was the same when we were together, but he was the first thing that came to mind when there was any nagging or grievance that I wanted to find someone to resolve.

So when Rambo hit him with a strange rocket and made him experience a horrible experience that he would never forget, Tsunayoshi Sawada also immediately went to Antinomie to complain and ask for comfort.

After sending away the brown-haired rabbit who was aggrieved at the beginning and then calmed down and didn't need to be comforted at all, Antinomie turned to the empty air and asked, "That thing is the rocket launcher ten years later, the only thing that can connect to the future world. key?"

"It must be the one that didn't run away." The luminous egg successfully went online from the invisible state, "Although the timeline is a bit disordered because of your arrival, the overall plot still hasn't deviated. It is possible to connect the person who was hit with the one ten years later." He exchanged the bazooka for 5 minutes, which should be the one that Rambo used to attack Tsunayoshi Sawada."

Antinomie pondered for a while, then hooked his fingers in the direction of the statue in the center of the temple. The spear that was held by the statue with a blurred face but still intact majesty trembled impressively, and rushed over quickly and landed on his body. hands.

"Let's go." Antinomie held the silver-white spear, and the spear quickly turned into a mercury-like liquid that flowed upstream along his fingers, camouflaging a dark watch on his slender white wrist , "Since Rambo has appeared, let's borrow the rocket launcher in the next ten years as the key to the Witch's Castle."

Loki's eyes widened, and after floating around him a few times, he asked, "Are you sure you want to go now? In fact, I think you can wait for Tsunayoshi Sawada to grow up and talk to him when the plot is about to develop into the future." To be honest, try to get his help as much as possible before going..."

"Hmph, I don't need the help of the protagonist at all, and you'd be ashamed to suggest involving an underage child." Disdain came from the holy spear wrapped around Antinomie's hand in the shape of a watch. Leng snorted, Holy Lance, who often deliberately confronted Antinomie, did not dismantle him this time, and his words were so upright that Loki felt like he had changed to a different rabies.

However, when he arrogantly uttered the second half of the sentence "It's enough for me to clean up those cannon fodder", Rocky finally realized that - any righteous words are illusions, foreshadowing, and it is really cool to show off forcibly. The original intention of this tyrant!

Probably because Kuangbaya's stance of catering to the Sacred Heart this time made Antinomie quite satisfied. After the lucky E artifact whose original name was Pale Justice was forcibly named Gungnir by him showed off its coolness, he didn't Using actual language or body language to carry out education, but nodded as if acquiescing: "That's it, let's go, don't delay. Every second that passes peacefully here, the world ten years later is moving toward Shattered, there's no time to waste."

In their small group of two people with one gun, any disputes are resolved by voting in a democratic way by default, so under the insistence of Antinomy and Gungnir, [-] votes were defeated by three Loki, who was in the ticket, could only walk with him with a chrysanthemum face.

You ask why there is a result of [-] votes to three votes?Let's do the math, Loki only has basic human rights and no citizenship rights, so he only has [-] votes, Gungnir barely counts as a citizen with one vote, and the great and omnipotent Antinomy, who has both the identities of man and god, is of course With two votes, this is really a fair and just voting system.

What?What's the point of saying that Loki and Gungnir combined don't have the [-] votes of Antinomedo?Of course it makes sense, voting is democracy!

What?You say this is dictatorship and not democracy?Just kidding, democracy and democracy, except that the people are the people, Loki and Gungnir are the people, and Antinomy is the master, look how democratic it is!Dissatisfied?Come on, SF Express Water Meter Blasting Team will send you dishes and cook with free shipping!

After a democratic vote came to the conclusion that the rocket launcher ten years later should be used to go to the future world immediately, Loki still lobbied all the way trying to delay his idea, "...can you still directly use the rocket launcher ten years later from the blue Is it possible to use it if you snatch it? This is obviously unscientific. If you irritate other people, you may be regarded as a bad person by the NPCs around the protagonist! So it is still Tsunayoshi Sawada who will make the future Explain it carefully, after getting his help, I borrowed the rocket launcher justifiably..."

"Rotten egg, shut up!"

Antinomie, who had been whispered by Loki all the way, hadn't lost his temper when the Holy Spear on his wrist was interrupted with unbearable anger, "If you keep talking, I'll pierce you with a spear!"

Loki, who can't be moved by poverty, mighty and unyielding, couldn't bear it at that time. He straightened his chest, which couldn't tell where his butt was and where his chest was, as if he was fearless, and replied sonorously: "How can you be like this? Then I'll—"

Just when Holy Lance was aroused by his provocation and ready to face this brave egg that dared to hit the gun with an egg, the upright egg immediately stood down with a full face, "I Can't I stop rambling...QAQ"

Holy Lance: ...

"If you still care about the image a little bit, or if you don't want to frighten the children, please be quiet." Antinomie interrupted the funny comparison between the acting skills of each other with a cold voice. "Let me remind you that when the egg started the 120th round of Su Sui Nian, we had already arrived at the door of Zetian's house and rang the doorbell."

Ring the doorbell—

Ring the doorbell...

Ring the bell now.

Ring the doorbell?

Ring the bell! ! ! !

The egg fungus and holy gun fungus that had been arguing with each other stiffly turned their eyes, and after seeing the students, babies, killers, mature women, wives, Zhengtai, and Lolita who had been watching the show for a long time from Zetian's house...forcibly Pretending that nothing happened and everything was an illusion.

Egg and Holy Gun: I am just an ordinary egg (watch), everything just now is your cute illusion!

"Ahahaha, I seem to have seen an egg arguing with the watch just now, but how is this possible? It really is an illusion, haha." The natural black boy Takeshi Yamamoto scratched his head and smirked.

Sawada Tsunayoshi blinked, looked suspiciously at the dead egg and watch, and muttered, "But I heard it just now."

Under the gaze of the angry eyes of the prison temple, Takeshi Yamamoto hooked Tsunayoshi's shoulder without hesitation, and laughed loudly: "Illusion, everything is an illusion!"

"...But that egg is still floating in the air! How can a normal egg float!"

With a 'pop' sound, the egg floating in the air fell down, as if I was normal.

Kokichi Sawada:……

"Look, isn't the egg on the ground now? So everything is an illusion!" Takeshi Yamamoto patted Tsunayoshi Sawada on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Besides, how could there be such a funny thing in this world?" Eggs and watches, they are not characters with the same painting style as us, do you think so?"

Onlookers: "Yes, yes."

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