Grandpa is not vegetarian

"Huang Banxian was so forced that he was at a loss. He pointed to the jade box in Emperor Huizong's hand, stomped his feet and called his nickname, 'Huang Toad, you will die in that box!' the emperor asked him again. That's right, the three-legged golden toad placed there is not just a yellow toad!"

After Mu Yunyi finished his last sentence, the whole crowd laughed explosively. Seeing him bow and shut up, many people shouted loudly: "One more! The young master's speech is so good again! Tell me another paragraph!"

Mu Yunyi wiped his forehead, and said apologetically: "To tell you the truth, I also want to tell you more, but I was in a coma for two days and two nights, and yesterday afternoon I drank a bowl of gruel and ate I made a Wotou, and then until now, the water rice has not stained my teeth, and my head is sweating. I really can’t go on. Grandpas, grandmas, uncles, aunts, grandparents, do you think what I just said is good, bring money If you don’t have any money, please give me a prize, and if you don’t have any money, please give me a personal one, and say hello, I’m grateful too!”

After he finished speaking, he bowed to the big guy again, and then he held his two small hands and went out to beg for money. He was really hungry, his little face was pale, and there was no trace of blood on his lips. The cotton is so light and fluffy, as if it could fall down at any time.

Asking for money from the audience is also divided into people. You can't catch whoever asks for it. He first walked up to the shopkeeper Qiu just now, without saying a word, and looked at him pitifully with a pair of big black eyes. He took pity on him, took out five copper coins from his pocket, and put them in his small hands. Mu Yunyi asked Gao Yichun yesterday that he could buy half a liter of rice for five cents. With these five copper coins, today's work is not in vain , he gave shopkeeper Qiu a sweet smile: "Thank you shopkeeper Qiu, I wish shopkeeper Qiu a prosperous business and good luck!"

Shopkeeper Qiu smiled wryly and patted the top of his head: "Poor baby, it's very interesting, especially the character is good, and he has a strong character. He is so successful at such a young age. If my little grandson is half as good as you, I don't need it." Don’t worry, come back later, I’ll still listen.”

Mu Yunyi thanked again, and then walked in front of others. Most people are unwilling to give money, just like Mu Yunyi read novels on the Internet in his previous life, and often read pirated copies. Nowadays, many people ask for money , also left silently, but there are still a few who either really think he speaks well, or see him as pitiful, piecemeal, some give two pennies, some give three pennies, most of them only give one penny, When the crowd dispersed, Mu Yunyi counted and got a total of 32 coins!

According to Gao Yichun, now rural men go out to do part-time jobs in winter, and their daily salary is ten cents. Dirty work, or technical work will be higher, and in towns and counties, it will be higher, about fifteen yuan. The price starts at [-] Wen or [-] Wen, that is to say, Mu Yunyi earned the salary equivalent to three adults in the countryside for this stand-up comedy just now, which is already quite good, far exceeding his expectations. I thought that if I could earn ten cents and eight cents, it would be considered pretty good.

Mu Yunyi happily put away the money, and went to find a place to eat first. The decent restaurants couldn't afford it, so he went straight to Dongshi.

Wangcheng County is next to Daqing Mountain and Xiaoqing Mountain. The mountains stretch for hundreds of miles and have nearly a thousand big and small hilltops. The mountains produce all kinds of wood and are famous for burning charcoal. Many good charcoals are directly transported to the capital for the royal family. Therefore, It can be regarded as prosperous and prosperous. There are two markets in the county. The West Market is where the cattle boss sells firewood. And there are many small stalls selling pies and steamed buns for the laborers who have been off work in the east city to eat.

Fist-sized flower rolls cost two pennies, small bowls of steamed buns cost two pennies, pies cost two pennies, but they are much larger, and buns are smaller. They are divided into two types, plain filling and flower rolls. One price, meat stuffing and steamed buns are the same price.

A large bowl of Yangchun noodles costs six renminbi, which is enough for an adult man to eat a round belly. The big meat noodles cost ten renminbi, and the noodles will be covered with a layer of braised pork, which is quite affordable. Mu Yunyi wants to eat noodles, hot soup Hot water would be very comfortable to eat, but he couldn't finish it all by himself, so it would be a waste, so he bought two steamed buns and two flower rolls, and asked for vegetarian stuffing, not because he didn't want to eat meat, nor because he was reluctant, but It's his body that eats a lot of steamed buns, without oil and water for a long time, and eating meat suddenly will definitely make his stomach bad. With his current situation, he can't afford to get sick, so he can only hold back his gluttony, eating steamed buns and eating steamed buns.Two buns, one stuffed with tofu and vermicelli, and one stuffed with fennel and egg, all of them are delicious.

Now that he has a small stomach and a small stomach, he is completely full after eating, and hiccups from choking, and he is not willing to spend money to buy a bowl of tea to drink.

There was still a period of time before Shen Shi, and Mu Yunyi turned away in the market, first spent three pennies on a blue cloth bag, added another penny, and took a set of needlework and a lot of rags.I went to the place where knives were sold, and bought a broken sickle head with a rusty handle for four pennies. I added one penny to ask the knife seller to install a small wooden handle for him, and made a simple scabbard with two wooden boards. , engrave the word "cutting deer" on it, and then use someone else's whetstone to sharpen the blade and sharpen the front part.

When he was about to go back, he bought four steamed buns and two steamed buns, and bought half a catty of fried noodles for six renminbi. They were not fried noodles, but white noodles, dry fried with added oil, and some sesame seeds and sugar. , similar to the camellia noodles of later generations, it is easy to eat with boiled water when eating, and the taste is good. Let the shop assistants divide them into two portions, wrap them in paper, and tie them tightly.In the end, I bought ten peanut candies for a penny, and I was going to give them to Xiaowu when I went back.

Put all these into a cloth bag, carry it behind your back, with the deer-cutting knife pinned to your waist, and hopped to the West Market.

When we arrived at the West Market, Mu Yunyi had come here ahead of time, and Niu Boss had sold out all his firewood, and he was standing worriedly at the entrance of the firewood market, looking out, Mu Yunyi was quite moved: "Uncle Niu! You've sold out all the firewood? Are you waiting for me?"

Boss Niu was obviously relieved when he saw him come back: "You baby, you can't see anyone for a day. This county is no better than our village. If you get lost and can't find it, it will be enough for you!" , and took out another pancake from the car, "This is when your aunt baked dough pancakes in the morning. There are three pancakes in total. I ate one. I was thinking of giving this one to you. You didn't come back at noon. Hurry up." Eat it." He handed the cake to Mu Yunyi, carried him into the cart, and while saying goodbye to the other firewood sellers, he drove the cart out of the West Market with a whip.

Sitting in the car, holding the pancakes, Mu Yunyi's nose felt a little sore. He couldn't say what he had already eaten, so he forced back his tears and gnawed the pancakes silently.

On the way, Boss Niu didn't ask Mu Yunyi how he spent the day, and Mu Yunyi didn't say anything. When he was about to enter the village, Mu Yunyi took out the two and a half fried noodles, a small bag, Pass it to Boss Niu: "Uncle, thanks to you for bringing me to the city today, you are my nobleman, I am poor now, and I have nothing to thank you for, this fried noodles is my honor to you, you must accept it. "

How could Boss Niu want it? Mu Yunyi said in the morning that he would go to the county town to beg for food. He thought the child was really a little beggar going around begging for food.

But Mu Yunyi insisted: "Uncle, I have to go to the city in the future, and I won't bother you when the time comes, but I can't do anything about it now, so I can only shamelessly ride the car. I bought this fried noodles specially for you. A little kindness, if you really don't accept it, I will be embarrassed to take your car in the future, so I can only walk to the county seat."

The two sides gave way, and the ox cart entered the village. Mu Yunyi jumped out of the cart with the burden on his back, and ran along the side road to Gao's house: "I'll go first, uncle!"

Running all the way back to Gao’s house, it was already dark, and Mu Yunyi was about to push open the courtyard door, when suddenly a black shadow rushed over from the side and hugged him, Mu Yunyi pulled out the deer-cutting knife reflexively, and then Discovery is high definition.

"Brother Yuan Bao, where have you been! Why did you come back!" Gao Yiqing cried until he couldn't make a sound.

Mu Yunyi hurriedly coaxed him: "Didn't I say that I went to the county seat? It's not like you don't know, what to cry, what to cry, a man, don't cry when you bleed and sweat, stop crying, Brother Jinwu will give you something good. He wanted to hug Gao Yiqing, but found that he was only a little taller than him, and he was so thin that he couldn't hold him, so he gave up and led him into the hospital while wiping his tears, "Where's your brother?"

Gao Yiqing said with a sob: "My brother said that you left because you didn't have enough to eat. I went to the town to look for you but couldn't find you. When I was collecting firewood today, I went to the mountain to catch a pheasant. It’s stewed, I was going to take you to eat, but you didn’t come back, my brother left you a chicken leg, and the fourth uncle snatched it for his son, woo, my brother was pushed by the fourth uncle and fell to the ground I fell, sprained my ankle, and now I’m lying on the kang in the house.”

Hearing that Gao Yichun was injured, Mu Yunyi hurried into the house. The third room of the Gao family lived in the two rooms to the south of the west wing. The big boy seemed to have not bathed for several months. He was so dark that by the moonlight in the sky, Mu Yunyi could see the greasy dirt on his face. A chicken bone, the meat has been gnawed, and he chewed it with relish, making a "tsk tsk" sound on purpose.

Mu Yunyi guessed that this guy was Gao Yiliang, the son of the Gao family, who pushed the real ingot down the steps and killed him, and then made himself cross over. He frowned in disgust, and dragged Gao Yiqing into the room.

The room was dark and the lights were not on, Gao Yichun sat on the kang: "Yuan Bao, you are back, I thought... I thought..." He choked up and couldn't continue, Mu Yunyi went over to hug him At the same time, Gao Yichun finally cried and said, "I thought you met Pai Huazi and would never come back..." In the end, he was only a 13-year-old child.

Mu Yunyi sighed: "Why don't I come back? I'm here for you and Xiaowu. I will crawl back even if I crawl. Stop crying. I heard Xiaowu said that your foot was injured? Here Let me see."

"No, it's nothing, I'll be fine after a night of sleep." Gao Yichun shrank his feet under the quilt.

Mu Yunyi lifted the quilt and grabbed his right foot. Gao Yichun gasped in pain. Taking advantage of the moonlight coming in from outside, Mu Yunyi finally figured out, Gao Yichun's The left ankle was already swollen high, like a small steamed bun.

"Oh my god! Does this hurt the bones? Get off the kang quickly, and I will carry you to see the doctor."

"Don't! Don't! You can't carry me on your back!" Gao Yichun hastily stopped loudly, "Bones are fine, I asked Xiao Wu to help me walk back to this room, Yuan Bao, I'm really fine, I'll go to sleep tomorrow morning alright."