Grandpa is not vegetarian

After the new daughter-in-law got married, she had to visit her mother-in-law the next morning. There were no elders in Shang Yi's family, so it could have been saved. When the etiquette was agreed in advance, Shang Yi had to bring his daughter-in-law to kowtow and offer tea to Mu Yunyi the next day. Mu Yunyi thought that it would not be good for a new daughter-in-law to go out the next day, so she took the initiative to come to Shangyi with Gao Yichun.

The book boy Lei Wan who opened the door saw that it was the two of them, he hurriedly saluted, called the first master and the second master, and then invited them to the house.

Shang Yi and his daughter-in-law just got up, when they heard that the master was coming, they immediately finished washing quickly, and came out to say hello: "We were supposed to kowtow to the master, how dare you work because father came here by himself."

Mu Yunyi said: "The new daughter-in-law is not allowed to go out for the first three days. If you take her there, show her face, let people gossip, and tell you not to go, but you don't listen. It's only a few steps away, I will come gone."

Shang Yi hurriedly asked the maid to spread the felt mat, and he took his wife to kowtow to Mu Yunyi, and then asked his wife to serve tea to Mu Yunyi: "I don't have a mother, and my father has also cut off the relationship. Master raised me and taught me, that is Father is also mother, you just treat him as your parents-in-law and be filial.”

That Zhou Manniang's appearance was average, but she was well maintained, her skin was extremely fair, which added a bit of beauty, and she had a quiet and shy personality. She kowtowed and offered tea in an orderly manner as her husband said.

Mu Yunyi took the tea and drank it, and then said a few words: "Xiaoyi is my big apprentice, I am not boasting, he is responsible, he knows how to behave, and his heart and personality are first-class. I think you are also a good one. Live a good life together in the future, don't be noisy, the so-called family and everything are prosperous, when the two of them first get together, it is inevitable that there will be some bumps and bumps, a little carelessness, a few urgent things, just give in to each other and it will pass , especially Xiaoyi, you are a man, you are not allowed to haggle over every detail with your wife, seeing that your daughter-in-law is not a narrow-minded person, in the future, you should always consider each other, and never quarrel over an angry word or trivial matter. In addition, in principle Remember, Mannia, if you find him out looking for women, molesting|child|whoring|whoring, stealing chickens and dogs and so on, you must try to tell me, and I will break his legs!"

Zhou Manniang agreed with a smile, turned to look at her husband, Shang Yijun blushed: "I will never do these things again."

After the instructions, give the red envelope again. The title deed of this house has already been handed over to Shang Yi, and this time Mu Yunyi gave the title deed of the [-] acres of land: "If you want to plant it yourself, then buy two more capable servants In the past two years, there have been a lot of good crops from the north. If you don’t want to grow them yourself, you can rent them out. Xiaoyi is a scholar, and you don’t have to pay taxes, but you can make a lot of money. It can be regarded as a stable income. , Xiaoyi's storytelling in the teahouse is enough for daily expenses."

For the bride, Mu Yunyi and Gao Yichun entrusted Wei Juren's housekeeper to pick out a jade step shaker. Needless to say, the workmanship is extremely fine, and when it is turned, there are water waves flowing inside, which is extremely rare. .

After explaining everything, Mu Yunyi hesitantly called Shang Yi to the Westinghouse study on the grounds of studying homework, and asked him with a blushing face, "Did you...do that with your daughter-in-law last night?"

Logically speaking, as a master, he shouldn't ask about this matter, but it suddenly occurred to him yesterday that these matters are also the responsibility of his parents. I also forgot, regretted it in my heart, and felt embarrassed, but after thinking about it, I had to ask, before a boy gets married, especially a big family, usually a maid who is open-faced is given to attract the young master to do things , as long as no children are left behind.Before girls get married, there is also special training in this area.

Mu Yunyi was embarrassed to say it, but he was afraid that Shang Yi would not understand, so he hesitated again and again before mustering up the courage to ask.

When Shang Yi heard this, his face turned red, and he nodded slightly: "I've done it." The voice was barely audible.

Mu Yunyi thought for a while, and then asked: "Did she take the initiative?" After asking, she felt bad. It is very lewd for a wife to seduce her husband at this time, so she quickly waved her hands, "Forget it, no Now that I've asked this, I just ask you, have you seen red?"

Shang Yi nodded again: "There is a red spot on the mattress."

If men talk about such topics, it's fine. Mu Yunyi will eat and drink with friends in later generations, tell some nasty jokes, and judge which of the girls in the department has big breasts and which is the airport. As usual, he even made up a jingle of "get on the plane and get off the ship", but now that he is here, he is really embarrassed to say this to Shang Yi, who is like his son, and both of them blush, Mu Yun Yi thought for a while, and there was nothing else to do, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and talked about homework with Shang Yi: "You should go to the county school to learn stereotyped essays. It must be more systematic than me, as for storytelling, I don’t know what you think, will storytelling be the most important thing in the future, or will the imperial examination be the most important thing?”

Shang Yi said: "This matter has long been settled. I mainly focus on storytelling, supplemented by imperial examinations. It will be even better if I can pass the exam in the future. If I fail the exam, I can support my family and live a happy life. I don't have a poor career. I spent my whole life on it, and I ended up not working hard and not being able to distinguish the five grains, so I couldn't live on, and I needed relatives and friends to help."

Mu Yunyi said happily: "It's the best if you can think this way. Now that you have graduated from a teacher, you have won a scholar, and you have a family and a career. In the future, I will not care about you like before. You have to make up your own mind about everything. By the way , I have taught you three books in total, the Seven Heroes and Five Righteousnesses and the Little Five Righteousnesses, and now the white-browed hero is almost finished. Two-thirds of the content in these books is what I heard from other places, and three One part of it was compiled by myself and passed on to you. I won’t talk about it in the future. I hope you can sort it out when you have time. We storytellers must be able to write books, otherwise it’s just superficial and wonderfully written. The audience loves to listen. This is only an introduction. If you can write with connotation and entertain, you can be regarded as a great master. Before you finish talking about the white-browed hero, you have to sort out these three books, and then I will Teach you a new book."

Shang Yi said with some expectation: "What books will Master teach me? Is it still the stories of these people?"

Mu Yunyi said: "No, the chivalrous trilogy ends with the white-browed hero. I want to teach you a new book called Lu Xiaofeng, which is divided into Jinpeng Dynasty, Embroidered Thief, Before and After the Decisive Battle, Silver Hook Gambling House, and Ghost Villa." , Phoenix Dance Nine Heavens, and Sword God Smile Seven Volumes, I only teach you the framework and the characteristics of the main characters, and you fill in the rest by yourself. After I finish, I will teach you another part of Chu Liuxiang, and there are more, there are eight parts, and you will have to fill them out by yourself, each part should be at least 20 words, and the synthesis will be 160 million. Say, you can leave me and go to other places to tell stories, and when the time comes, you will be a master-level figure wherever you go."

Mu Yunyi knew too little about public case novels, but he had read a lot of martial arts novels. It happened that Gu Long's two sets of books were related to solving suspenseful cases, so they could be unified in style and taught to Shang Yi. As for so many books, he Naturally, it is impossible to remember completely, but remember the main characters and the general plot, and the rest are all made up by myself. , the top door is established.

After lunch at Shang Yi's house, Mu Yunyi and Gao Yichun came back, and Gao Yichun begged, "Yuanbao, now that Xiaoyi's marriage is over, shall we go back to live in the restaurant?"

Mu Yunyi shook his head: "I'm not going, that's my sad place, I don't want to live there anymore."

Gao Yichun hurriedly said: "Why don't you go again? Didn't we talk well a few days ago?"

"A few days ago was a few days ago, these days are these days, I changed my mind!" Mu Yunyi said irrationally.

"Don't tell me." Gao Yichun coaxed him, "Yuanbao, let's move there, otherwise it will be troublesome for us to go back and forth every day, and moving to a restaurant, it will be convenient for us to eat, and it will be closer for you to go to the teahouse for storytelling. "

Mu Yunyi still shook his head: "They all listen to you in Qingming, but not mine. It's not safe to live there."

When Gao Yichun heard this, he was immediately happy: "What did I think it was? It turned out to be this? Well, how many times have I explained to you what happened that day, and they also apologized to you. I want to take their I'll give you the contract of sale, but you don't want it."

"I don't need it that day, but I want it now. From now on, all the deeds of prostitution of our family's servants will be placed with me!"

"Okay, okay, even my deed of sale is with you, do you want it?" Gao Yichun scratched Mu Yunyi's nose, "Let's go, let's go, don't be awkward, and when we go back, I will give you the deed of sale , it's all locked in the cabinet over there."

Mu Yunyi still shook his head: "I still don't want to go, alas, I'm so sleepy all of a sudden, I'd better sleep for a while before thinking about this issue."

As he spoke, he fell onto the kang, and Gao Yichun picked him up: "Good Yuan Bao, don't sleep here, let's go back to sleep over there, there are too many people here, it's inconvenient to do anything, let's go back there Let's go, okay? Don't be as knowledgeable as them, even I belong to you, let alone them? If you are still angry, you can call them over and scold you when you go back later, okay?"

Mu Yunyi gave him a blank look: "Am I the kind who swears at others casually? Oh, you are so annoying, that's all, I'll go with you, but we have three chapters."

Gao Yichun nodded like pecking rice: "Don't talk about three chapters, even three hundred chapters, and three thousand chapters are all up to you. You can do whatever you want."

Seeing his attitude, Mu Yunyi couldn't bully him anymore, so he had to pack up his things with him and prepare to move there: "Kong Qing and Jiang Li will also be brought over to me. It happens that the restaurant is short of manpower when there are many guests. Let them help you when you are very busy.”

Naturally, Gao Yichun would not object, so he called the two of them, packed up their belongings, and moved them back to the restaurant together. Kongqing and Jiangli lived in the middle room in the east wing. Originally, Quchi and Qingming were five in the same shop. The kang was a bit crowded, and this time two people were added, and it was even more difficult to sleep. Mu Yunyi found a craftsman, and built another kang against the east wall, so that the aisle in the middle seemed narrow Mu Yunyi asked the carpenter to build an eight-grid cabinet and put it against the north wall, and gave them one for each of them, and built two or four kang cabinets, which were also placed on the kang against the north wall, and distributed one to each of them. In order to store their own things, a square table was built for them against the south wall, and a bowl of water was leveled for seven people.