Grandpa is not vegetarian

The big guys evacuated leftovers and cold dishes together, wiped the table clean, and moved them into the house. The window paper did not transmit light well, the sun was setting outside, and the room was already dark. Mu Yunyi asked someone to take out a candle and light it. The candles are sold by the catty, eighty Wen per catty, Mu Yunyi is going to let go of playing today, bought two catties of candles in advance, and now take out more than a dozen candles at the same time, two rooms in the east room, plus the kitchen in the main hall are all Burn two or three sticks, and the lights will be bright.

Mu Yunyi first asked them to spread a thin quilt on the Eight Immortals table outside the east room, and then took out a wooden box, which contained mahjong made with Gao Yichun in advance, all of which were made of high-quality jujube wood, carved into strips, Bing, Wan, white in the east, west, north, south, Gao Yichun works seriously, each card is carved very beautifully, and there are auspicious cloud patterns around it.

Mahjong has already appeared in the Tang and Song Dynasties, but it was only spread in the upper class, but it is rare for ordinary people to see it. Qing Luo and An Xiaobei all recognize it: "It's really hard for you to make this, tonight is going to be interesting .”

Mu Yunyi said: "Do you know how to play? I am worried that if none of you know how to play, I will have to work hard to teach you. Since you know how to play, we can start playing directly."

Qingluo stretched out her onion-like fingers, and picked up two cards: "I can play, but I have no money to lose."

"What's the matter? I'll lend you a bunch of money first. If you win, it will be yours. If you lose, it will be deducted from your wages."

Mu Yunyi started to talk about the rules, and after everyone understood, they started to play. Mu Yunyi and An Xiaobei were against each other, and Qing Luo and Qu Chi were against each other. Three yuan and four joys are all the same, four bars and seven pairs are thirteen, and you can do anything.

Mu Yunyi is only at an amateur level in mahjong, because it is played according to the rules he said. He won the first few games, but after two rounds, it started to fail. The three of them were all from Changchun Academy. Taught to accompany guests to drink, sleep, and play games. The kung fu at the wine table, gambling table, and bed are all cultivated to the master level. The few games that Mu Yunyi won at the beginning were all "farts" and two pennies. Wendi earned, Qingluo came up and figured out everything by himself, and the second hand was two hidden bars without asking for help. They were all capped at ten yuan and ten yuan. Xiaobei simply stopped talking nonsense.

After losing more than 100 articles, Mu Yunyi jumped up with a sad face: "If you don't play anymore, you will lose all your underwear! Who, Xiao Bei, come with me, let's play Three Kingdoms Killing !"

Qing Luo also got off the table with a smile, counted out the winnings and returned one hundred texts to Mu Yunyi: "What is Three Kingdoms Killing? Is it fun too?"

Mu Yunyi gritted his teeth and said: "Of course it's fun, come and see if I don't win this time and cry for you!"

Gao Yiqing and the others were playing chess on the kang in the outer room, when he heard Mu Yunyi say that the Three Kingdoms were killed, he handed the chessboard to Niu Yuanyi to continue playing, and then ran to the inner room by himself.

Mu Yunyi's Killing of the Three Kingdoms is made of cooked cowhide, with white paper pasted on the surface, with paintings of "Kill", "Flash", "Thousand Arrows", "Southern Barbarian Invasion" and various characters of the Three Kingdoms. On the kang in the back room, there was a kang table, and the big guys gathered together. He explained the rules to everyone, which was rather cumbersome. After he finished explaining it, he tried to play two more hands, and then agreed that for each hand of twelve coins, the lord would win. If you win, you will share four coins with the two loyal ministers. If the rebel wins, the four will get three coins each. If the traitor wins, you will get twelve coins.

This thing has to be played by many people to be interesting. Eight people, Mu Yunyi, Gao Yichun, An Xiaobei, Jiang Chunshui, Qingluo, Quchi, Ma Le, and Shang Yi, sat around the table and yelled. Just started playing, and other people looked at it interestingly, and they all watched from the sidelines.

After the identity cards were distributed, Mu Yunyi grabbed the lord when he came up, and after showing it, he carefully looked at the faces of everyone, and then asked Gao Yichun: "Brother Yichun, are you a loyal minister?"

"Yes." Gao Yichun nodded.

Seeing that there was no expression on his face, Mu Yunyi couldn't tell the truth from the fake, so he asked other people, and they all said yes. Gao Yichun chose Zhang Fei, An Xiaobei chose Zhuge Liang, Jiang Chunshui chose Xu Chu, Qingluo chose Huang Yueying, Qu Chi chose Xiahou Dun, Ma Le chose Ma Chao, and Shang Yi chose Sima Yi.

Mu Yunyi intuited that Shang Yi was a traitor, so he played a card to kill him. Shang Yi lost a little blood, but he didn't activate "Feedback" to take Mu Yunyi's card, Mu Yunyi activated "Rende" and gave it to him. Two sheets, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry Xiaoyi, I thought you were a traitor."

Shang Yi said, "It's okay, just don't hit me in the future."

When it was Shang Yi's turn, Shang Yi put on the gossip array and Jia Yima, and then hung up the lightning, and discarded the remaining few kills and flashes.

When it came to Ma Le, he chose Ma Chao, and immediately killed Mu Yunyi, and then launched the "iron cavalry". Mu Yunyi had no cards to change, and he knocked out a little blood, and said angrily: Le! How dare you kill me! You don’t want to live anymore! Just wait, I’ll strike you with lightning later!”

At this time Gao Yitian came in to hand out the fruit plate, and Mu Yunyi took a watermelon to share with everyone.

After a round, Mu Yunyi was able to confirm that Ma Le and Jiang Chunshui were traitors, and everyone else was like a loyal minister. After another round of fighting, Mu Yunyi let lightning strike Ma Le, and with the help of Shang Yi, Lei succeeded, They hacked him to death, and with the support of his killing card, Gao Yichun also killed Xiahoudun of Quchi in a row, but Jiang Chunshui, who was a loyal minister, was also killed by them, and the remaining people Mu Yunyi I don't know who to kill.

Soon Gao Yichun killed Huang Yueying, who was green, and there were only four people left on the table. he."

So Mu Yunyi gave An Xiaobei a Taoyuan knot, and then went straight to kill him: "I can kill him without you!"

In the end, An Xiaobei was killed, his identity card was reversed, and he turned out to be a loyal minister, and Mu Yunyi lost all his cards.

Mu Yunyi shouted: "Why are you a loyal minister?"

An Xiaobei said aggrievedly: "I always said that I am a loyal minister, but if you don't believe me, I even beat Xiahou Dun for you, otherwise I wouldn't have been so strong that there was only a drop of blood left."

Mu Yunyi was extremely depressed, rubbed her temples hard, and looked suspiciously at Gao Yichun and Shang Yi: "Which of you two is the traitor? Who is the traitor? Oh my god, I am the only one left! I am so lonely! Well, I still have three drops of blood..."

At this time, the lightning card happened to be on Mu Yunyi's head. After the activation, Shang Yi directly threw a two of spades, the lightning activated, and Mu Yunyi was directly hacked to death.

Fortunately, at this time Gao Yichun threw a peach and rescued him. Mu Yunyi said heartbroken: "Brother Yichun, I didn't expect you to be a traitor. You deceived my feelings. Even though you saved me, I would won't thank you..."

As soon as he was talking, Gao Yichun had already killed Shang Yi in one pass. He caught three cards. He first used the hand to lead the sheep to take away the river-crossing demolition in Mu Yunyi's hand, and then crossed the river to demolish the bridge to take away the flash in his hand. , and then killed Mu Yunyi with a ruthless kill.

Watching Gao Yichun take out twelve cents from the public money pile, Mu Yunyi gritted his teeth and said, "It's too much!"

After five times in a row, Mu Yunyi became more and more dizzy. He waved Gao Yiqing, who had been watching the battle, on the top. He took a pillow and leaned against the side of the wall. He started to move his feet, and his whole body became limp, and he was warm from head to toe, and he didn't even want to move his fingers.

He was there in a daze, half asleep, and he didn't know how long it had passed, but he felt the voices of people gradually receding, and before he was about to fall asleep, someone hugged him, undressed him, took off his robe, and just A pair of underwear was left, and then he washed his hands and feet, and wiped his face and body with a towel soaked in hot water. He remained limp and motionless, allowing the other party to serve him.

After a while, the other party put him under the quilt, extinguished the candle, and fell asleep peacefully, drowsy. Suddenly, two hot breaths spewed on his face, followed by a light peck on his lips. He was hesitating, as if he was probing, and after a while, he kissed again, starting from the forehead, all the way to the mouth, and finally kissed hard.

Mu Yunyi was in a trance, like a dream but not a dream. He thought it was his boyfriend from the previous life, and he wanted to respond, but his body seemed to be trapped in a nightmare, unable to move or speak. Licking and biting, after a while, gradually opened his teeth, pushed his tongue deep in, licked his gums, sucked his tongue and pulled it out.

Gao Yichun couldn't bear it anymore today, his body twitched uncontrollably, and he told himself in his heart that it's okay to just kiss each other, and it's okay to kiss each other's cheeks before...but he was getting more and more trapped. The deeper it got, Mu Yunyi's small mouth seemed to be more delicious than anything he had ever eaten. The deeper he kissed, the deeper he couldn't stop. The knowledge of "child molestation" that he had inquired about that day emerged in his mind. Uncontrollably, she slid down towards Mu Yunyi, reached into her underwear, and grabbed the little guy who had raised her head.

He was so excited that he was about to continue sliding to the back along the butt|seam when Mu Yunyi snorted softly. But like pouring cold water, he retracted his hand, sat up, suddenly raised his hand to give himself a mouthful, and scolded himself in a low voice: "Gao Yichun, you bastard! You want to do that to Yuanbao!" After being slapped three times, the slap was crackling, and his face was numb. Fang Chang let out a long breath, straightened Mu Yunyi's body, covered him with a quilt, and then lay down in the bed himself.

That night, a boy appeared in Gao Yichun's dream, naked, lying under her body, doing that thing with him, suddenly the boy turned around, looked at him with tears streaming down his face and asked, "Brother Yichun ,what are you up to?"

Gao Yichun woke up like a nightmare, and found that the outside had turned pale, and the inside of his obscene pants was already wet and sticky.