cat's revenge

When Yuki returned to the teacher's dormitory, he happened to see Gojo Gojo holding the document in one hand, and "plopping, plopping" sugar into the coffee with the other.

——Drinking so much sugar, will he really not get high blood sugar?

Also, how on earth did he manage to read the document with his eyes covered?

Yuki stood at the same spot, thought for a while, and confirmed: It really is Mr. Gojo who can easily do things that others cannot.

"Ah, is Yuki-chan back? If you feel like you have nothing to do, you can try to bask in the sun in the backyard." Gojo Satoru raised his head from the document, "Also, it is forbidden to catch sparrows."

"Don't treat me like a cat!" Yuki frowned.

"I wasn't the one who watched the sparrow wagging its tail last time, hahaha." Gojo Satoru laughed three times indifferently, then turned his attention back to the document in his hand, and then seemed to think of something, Looking up, "Have you ever seen a dog roll?"

"Who is the dog roll?" Yuki turned around with a puzzled expression when she opened the corridor door.

"Well, that's the boy with the white hair and the high collar covering his mouth." Gojo Satoru raised a finger, "It looks like they get along well."

Where the hell did this guy get this information from?

"So he's called Dog Roll?" Yuki put his hand on his chin, "Miss Glass is coming over for dinner tonight, and I've invited Dog Roll..."

Wujo put down the document in his hand, with an unknown smile on the corner of his mouth: "Mr. Goujuan is the descendant of the curse master. Because of the special nature of the curse, he often accidentally curses the people around him, so he can only use some Meaningless words to convey their own meaning."

Yuki: ...

"Ah! Then I'm not!" Maybe he didn't want to come at all, but he kept talking to himself and caused trouble for them? !

"Ann, An, I planned to introduce the two of you, but now it saves a lot of trouble." Gojo Satoru spread his hands, "After all, although you can't let you go out now, how many normal interpersonal relationships other than me are still there. I want it."

"I don't think we are in a normal relationship at all." Yuki complained, "There is no normal person who would pinch each other's ears at every turn, right?"

Gojo completely ignored Yuki's complaints, and said with a smile: "So he should also come tonight, don't worry, this kid is quite easy to talk to. Just treat him as a younger brother with peace of mind."

Yuki recalled the boy's attitude when he was talking to himself... Well, he is indeed a good talker.

"Speaking of evening, what do you want for dinner, teacher? First of all, it is forbidden to choose dishes that do not have ingredients in the refrigerator."

"Huh? I just wanted to say that I want to eat Tomahawk steak~"

"There is no such thing!"

"Haha, let's have croquettes, egg tarts, and sukiyaki."

"Can you not always cause strange troubles in this regard!"

"Hahaha--"

During this period of getting along, Yuki was basically sure, Gojo Satoru really had no sense of distance at all, he was completely familiar without any self-knowledge.

However, for sukiyaki, she remembers that there is beef shank, aseptic eggs, fried tofu, and some sauces in the refrigerator, so she can prepare some vegetarian dishes, right?

"Teacher, I'm applying to go shopping." She raised her hand.

"Hmm..." Gojo Satoru had just returned his attention to the document, and when he heard her say that, he thought for a moment and said, "Then shall I go with you?"

Yuki: "Hey? Doesn't the teacher need to work?" She pointed to the documents that he threw aside again.

"It's so troublesome, leave it to Yidizhi."

"Mr. Ichichi will cry."

"Yi Dizhi is very strong, don't always think that he will cry."

"...You just want to skip work?"

"I had to leave my heavy work to protect Yuki-chan, Yuki-chan should be touched anyway?" With that said, he really left his job, stood up and went shopping look.

Yuki: "..."

This guy is so sticky, there's nothing I can do about it.

She sighed: "Then I'll make a list." Anyway, the teacher went with him, so I just bought some more for him to carry.

Although Gaozhuan is located in Tokyo, it is actually a place full of green plants. It looks like a place in the countryside and mountains. It takes a while to walk from here to the nearby fresh market. Ji never knew where to launch a bicycle: "This is?"

He worked hard to control his facial expression.

"Bicycle." Yuki said, "Wouldn't it be nice to save the money on the tram ride and buy taiyaki?! I'm a woman with billions in debt!"

Looking at Gojo Satoru's expression, he seemed to be lying on the ground laughing until he hit the ground in the next second.

"Then what should I do?" He pointed to his own face with a silly face.

"The teacher is invincible, run over by yourself." Yuki said ruthlessly.

For the current Yuki, Gojo Satoru used a billion dollars in exchange for her "not being coveted by others" on the bright side. She would not take this money from him for nothing, so...

and so……

woo woo QAQ

"Ah? Speaking of this... I haven't ridden on this before." Gojo Satoru put his hand on his chin and rubbed it back and forth, and the fingers of the other hand pointed to the back seat of the bicycle.

Yuki's ears folded down: "I said, you don't mean to..."

"hey-hey."

Ten minutes later, Yuki supported the handlebar of the bicycle and pedaled the bicycle uphill with black lines all over his head. Gojo Satoru encouraged him: "Come on, Yuki, you are weak now because your strength is not strong enough. Wait until you At least as flexible as the thorn, you can go out and get rid of the curse spirit to earn wages, the salary of the magician is quite high!"

"Shut up! Don't bother me!" This crumbly man!This 1.9-meter-tall man has to sit on the back seat of a 155-meter high school girl's bicycle!

After Yuki came to the fresh food market, his whole body was in a state of weakness, but Gojo Satoru was very energetic: "Okay, let's do a big job!"

Yuki raised the list in her hand: "Teacher, please go and buy it yourself." She is so tired QAQ

"Huh? Discounted products? Oh, oh, I never buy that kind of thing." Wujo waved his hand and smiled relaxedly, "It's rare that they are all out, of course they are the best ones to buy."

Yuki: ...Damn it, is this the rich man?So hateful QAQ

——Of course, I bought a bunch of things, and I had to rely on the bicycle to carry them back. This time, instead of sitting in the back seat, this scumbag man helped Yuki push the car, but he just walked a few steps. The phone rang, and the two had to stop and wait for him to answer.

It is conceivable that nothing good happened. After Gojo Satoru answered the phone, he glanced at the things on the bicycle with a displeased expression: "I'll let the dog roll over to pick you up. It's too dangerous to leave you alone now."

"Just a few steps away?" Yuki asked.

"I don't have much time anyway, how about I launch you back to Gaozhuan directly?" Wutiao suggested.

"...Why do you use the verb 'launch', am I a rocket!" Yuki frowned.

As a result, of course, no one went back, nor was he "directly launched" back. On the contrary, the dog curly spine was nearby, and rushed to the fresh food market after receiving the call.

After Gojo Satoru finished entrusting the matter, he turned around and disappeared at the intersection, Yuki's eyes widened blankly: "He... what? Huh?"

Dog roll: ...

"Ah, Inumaki-kun, I'm sorry just now, I don't know..." Yuki suddenly remembered what he was talking to himself at noon, and quickly bowed to Inumaki.

Dog roll: "Kumbu."

Yuki: ...still don't understand QAQ

"Well, let's go back first, there are too many things, and it will take a long time to clean up."

"Salmon roe."

...This, should mean "hmm", right?Yuki thought.

The sun shines through the treetops on the way back to the college, and the patches are mottled.

Compared with the noisy Wujo Satoru, Goujuanji made the road extraordinarily quiet because of its characteristics and personal character, and only the cicadas in summer could be heard.

Suddenly, he strode forward, blocking Yuki behind him.

"Pickled cabbage."

Yuki:?

In fact, there is no need to say more.

After all, after a short period of doubt, Yuki saw... those oddly shaped alien existences lingering at the intersection.

They were curse spirits, not many in number, nor dangerous enough.

With the dog's ability to roll thorns, it can be easily solved.

He took a deep breath, unzipped the zipper on his collar, and said, "Smash it."

The young man's voice was slightly soft, but the weight of "language" actually fell on these curse spirits, crushing them to pieces.

The boy zipped up, turned his head and made a victorious V to Yuki behind him: "Caviar!"

Yuki also couldn't help laughing: "That's awesome——"

Before she could finish her sentence, she saw the boy's eyes widen suddenly, and he pulled off his high collar that covered the lower half of his face: "Don't move—"

Immediately, a mouthful of blood gushed out from his throat.

At that moment, Yuki only had time to see the twisted claws that were getting closer and closer to him.

"Flee!" The boy kneeling on the ground burst out with astonishing strength, roaring hoarsely.

Like an order forcefully imposed on the flesh, Yuki was pulled by this force and flew backwards, dodging the attack but bumped into the railing on the side.

But she didn't have time to cry out for the pain, so she struggled to get up and saw "that thing" standing opposite the dog roll.

An arrow was stuck in front of it, separating the dog roll and the curse spirit, and the burst of blood temporarily attracted the monster's attention.

"Why, there is such a strong curse spirit here?"