cat's revenge

"Enlightenment, do you know what you're doing?" Principal Ye Moth put down the documents in his hand, folded his arms and looked at his student seriously.

After all, as Gojo Satoru's class teacher when he was a student, this guy and another student have never troubled him a lot.It can be said that in the years when Ye Mo Zhengdao was the teacher of Gojo Wu, there was never a day when he did not find a haircut by his pillow.Stomach medicine is with him, wisdom tooth inflammation is with him.

However, since Gojo Satoru decided to stay in the high school as a teacher, the life of Noctua Masato is actually not as hard as others imagined.

After all, as he gets older, he has also learned Buddhism, doing wool poking, drinking tea, exercising, and basking in the sun with pandas. He feels that his life is still okay.

However, at this moment, he seemed to be dreaming back to the time when he was still the head teacher of Gojo Satoru ten years ago.

"I know." Wujo Wutiao leaned back, with a relaxed and happy expression on his face.

Nocturne is right:  …

"Smelly boy," he held his forehead, "what I want to tell you is not this problem, you understand, right, what you have to do is different from the past, as a man, no, as a Everyone should be criticized, do you understand?"

In Wujo Wu's character, there is a rebelliousness that does not accept the world's gaze, and ignores it to the fullest, this is clearly understood by Noctua.However, he never felt that this student had any deviations in his "personality".

"I understand." Gojo Satoru wrote lightly, "But, there is no way, I can't bear to just stare like this and do nothing." The direction of the teacher in charge of the head teacher pushed.

There was a crossroads on Ye Mo Zhengdao's forehead: "Are you sure you want me to sign this document? Have you told Yuki?"

Gojo Satoru: Looking at the sky with two eyes jpg

Noctua: "Talk it over with her! Could it be that the two of us can decide on this? No matter what you say, let Li Hualuo decide for herself! It's a change of guardian, not a toy!"

"It's not like I haven't told her... Anyway, she hasn't regarded me as a guardian until now, has she?" Gojo Satoru waved his hand, indicating that such trivial matters should not mind.

"Then, before signing this document, I will ask Li Hualuo's opinion first." Ye Mozheng crossed his arms and looked at his students seriously.

In contrast, the other party's face that always seemed to be endlessly silly showed a rare "I'm tired" expression.

Noctua reached out, picked up the "custody transfer" document, and put it in his briefcase: "Then, what I'm going to talk about next is your business, Wu. Have you made up your mind yet?"

"In other words, if that child fails to respond to you, or even rejects you, would you curse that child?"

The latter groaned with some irritability: "Huh, isn't enlightenment always there? Teacher, you are so annoying, it's okay to ask such a serious question."

"Answer me directly." Noctua said seriously.

"...If I say no, it seems that I don't even believe it." Gojo Satoru, who was leaning on the chair and raised his chin, looking at the ceiling, finally changed his posture and covered his blindfold with one hand, "People are like this A creature that calls out to the other party and wishfully hopes to be responded to by the other party, and will be disappointed if it is not responded to, resulting in negative emotions, and even eager to vent this disappointment... But I will not curse that child."

"Absolutely not."

Night Moth let out a headache sigh: "Enlightenment."

"Ok?"

"Personally, I agree to be Li Hualuo's guardian." After all, that child is really cute, and people can't help but want to treat her like a daughter.

"and then?"

"I won't agree to date that child until he is 20 years old, even if the child responds to you, understand?"

"... What kind of feudal and corrupt patriarch are you!"

"Stop talking nonsense, it's not a matter of being feudal or not! It's a matter of being a human being! You should also be a good human being! You are not allowed to do weird things before the child is 20 years old, do you hear me?"

"I know, you are so annoying!"

So, in the afternoon of that day, Yuki received an invitation from Noctua Masato.

Although he was surprised why Principal Yagami suddenly invited him to eat at the Japanese restaurant, Yuki accepted the invitation obediently.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Principal Ye Moth sitting upright with a serious face, as if he was going to discuss the topic of world destruction next.

Yuki: ...Although I don't know what happened, I feel very nervous.

"Well, Principal Night Moth?" Yuki shrank his neck and sat across from him, because he didn't know where to put his eyes, so he just hugged the little snowman's wool beside him and began to roll up.

——This wool poke feels good.

"Yeah." The other party cleared his throat, and continued to stare at Yuki with a serious face, "Kurihanara Yuki."

"Yes, yes!" Good, strong sense of oppression.

"Would you like to be my adopted daughter?"

Yuki: "Huh?"

Ye Moth pushed his sunglasses, and put on a helpless expression of "wiping the ass of the proud disciple": "That's right, Wu He came to me today and plans to transfer your custody to me. If you agree, today From the beginning, you are my adopted daughter." Most of the conjurers are single, and the night moth Zhengdao is quite old, and he has no wife and no children, so if Yuki agrees, he will pick up a little padded jacket for nothing.

Blood earned.

Yuki: ...

Cat ears drooping slightly

"That...does Teacher Wutiao not want me?" She asked cautiously, "What's wrong, doesn't he want to keep guarding me?"

Night Moth: ...? ? ? ?

Bad, bad, how do you tell this kid?

Your current guardian has bad intentions for you, and intends to pave the way for a longer-term future, so pull me as an accomplice to transfer custody?

This conversation is so dirty!

"No, no, Wu Wu didn't mean to dislike your physique and trouble you, he just couldn't continue to monitor you because of some personal reasons." Noctua wiped the sweat from his face, "And, next time, you can I moved from the teacher's dormitory to the girls' dormitory, and living with Zenin Maki is more comfortable than living with Satoru, right?"

"No!" Yuki clenched his fists, "I can't move to the girls' dormitory, the teacher is so stupid, he even washes his underwear and socks separately, and the quilt for sleeping in winter needs to be dried a month in advance to remove mites. unknown!"

Night Moth: ...

Wu, I really want to kill you right now.

He held his forehead: "That guy is an adult anyway, you don't have to worry about him so much. How can a man's life be so delicate."

"but--"

"Mr. Lihualuo." Ye Mo Zhengdao folded his arms, and brought the topic back with a serious face, "I know that you have experienced a lot of things during this period, and you have grown accordingly. However, let's talk about the topic today. Let’s go back to the reason why I invited you here——Yuki Kurihanara, are you willing to change your guardian and transfer the guardianship from Satoru?

transferred to my hands. "

"Turn, there's nothing wrong with that. Compared to the offspring of Ah Hu who are only ten years younger, calling a man who is more than 20 years younger than his father is more in harmony with your era, right?"

A voice that had never been heard crossed into the conversation between the two.

Noctua Moth Zhengdao immediately put on a vigilant posture subconsciously, looking around for the source of the sound.

Yuki heard it all at once: "Mom! Mom, are you awake?"

The snowman's wool in her arms jumped to Yuki's shoulder: "Ah, did you make this thing? I tried to transfer part of my consciousness into it, and it succeeded." The little snowman looked chubby However, the voice and posture of speaking naturally revealed a charm and nobility.

"Mom...Mom?" Ye Moth couldn't laugh at the information contained in this title.

"Because it's already winter, so I regained some strength. It's not very elegant to speak directly from this child, so I always wanted to use other ways to communicate with the people around me..." The little snowman said in Yuki On his shoulders, he folded his hands in front of him, and gave a slight salute to Principal Ye Moth, which was just right, neither humble nor overbearing, "Thank you very much for your help, I didn't let this concubine do anything unrefined, I am very grateful .”

"Uh, uh...ah, you're welcome." Noctua had no choice but to respond politely.

No, the owner of this voice is——

"The concubine is the mother of this child." The snowman doll had a small ice fan in her hands at some point, and she covered her face with an elegant posture—although theoretically speaking, it should be very funny But I don't know why the master of this voice made it, but the temperament overwhelms the funny picture, and it becomes noble and inviolable.

"To be precise, it's the 'curse' of being one with this child."

Night Moth tensed his muscles.

This level of curse... a curse that can communicate with people normally.

Premium or above?

but--

It doesn't seem like an enemy.

"As the mother of this child, I really agree with you as Yuki's guardian instead of Ah Hu's offspring." Xue Nu turned her face sideways, and there was a bit of playfulness in the crane voice.

"Ah? I thought you wouldn't agree, Mom?" Yuki was a little surprised and took the little snowman off his shoulders.

Night Moth: ... I don't like to hear these words. As a guardian, I must be qualified for comparison!

"Because." Xuenv smiled like an aunt, "Ah Hu's descendant is such a handsome man, it is more suitable to be a lover. Doesn't it feel wasteful to be a guardian? And it is not elegant at all."

Yuki:? ? ? ?

Noctuid: ? ? ? ?

These words do not hurt much, but are extremely insulting.

"There is also the descendant of the curse master, the young master of the Chanyuan family, the young master of the Kamo family, and the Nanman Wulord. They are all outstanding and handsome men, and they are all suitable types for lovers. My Yuki is such a lovely Ji-jun, isn't it natural to have more lovers?"

Yuki: ...Mom! ! ! ! !

Don't say such words that make me socially dead!