Marriage Management Master

After the wedding, Wen Xi finally embarked on the long-awaited honeymoon trip, heading for the dream island.

... As a result, I couldn't stand the dizziness on the plane.

Wen Xi paralyzed in Lin Yu's arms, clutching his stomach and retching: "Ugh..."

Lin Yu caressed Wen Xi's back helplessly, and asked the stewardess for a glass of warm water: "I usually don't get dizzy when I fly, why do I get dizzy when flying?"

Wen Xi grabbed Lin Yu's sleeve, spit out tears, "I didn't know... oh... I want to go down!"

Linyu was also very embarrassed: "No, there are mortals on the plane." You can't suddenly open the door and jump off.

A masked man in black suddenly rushed out from the aisle of the plane, blinding everyone with a machete in his hand: "Raise your hands!"

What the hell?Wen Xi looked at it with tears all over his face: "Ugh... what's going on? Why did you come out for a honeymoon and hijack the plane?"

"It's okay." Linyu comforted, "It's not a normal person."

"Not a normal person" means that this person is not a human being, and the main body may be a member of the demon clan.

Wen Xi stood up staggeringly, his stomach that had been oppressed for a long time finally reached the limit of endurance, and just before the shiny knife was across his neck, he vomited all over his body.

After #文冬和林玉的婚礼# had been high on the hot search for a day, the news of #闻羊神君尊战沙旗病伤危鬼 on the way to the honeymoon, bravely saving the plane passengers# was immediately replaced by the news, in just half an hour Reached the top of the hot search headlines.

Amidst the exclamation and praise on the screen, a few small photos were secretly circulated.Tao Yao stared at the photos that were tightly sealed by her own father, and felt that there were so many melons recently that she didn't know where to talk.

In the photo, Shenjun Wenxi's eyes were red, tears filled her eyes, she covered her mouth with one hand and her stomach with the other, and Linyu beside her was holding a paper cup, with a worried expression on her face - she deeply felt that the person who first put forward the term "morning sickness" Man is such a little genius.

Tao Yao has wanted to travel to Changya Snow Mountain for a long time.

She just made a start, but was immediately rejected by Wen Xi: "No." What's the point of running to Fan Jia?Even married.

Lin Yu holds the same opinion.

Speaking of Changya Snow Mountain, Fan Jia went back to the mountain for retreat because she lost some vitality last time.In fact, it wasn't all because of the fight that damaged her vitality. To sum it up in one sentence, she felt that the marriage was not right, and she had to calm down.

Big data shows that flash marriage contract equals divorce.Fan Jia frowned and let out a breath of gloom.

When she was leaving the customs, she accidentally saw Ying Mingzhu in the snow.Ying Mingzhu scratched her head and smiled at her: "Jia Jia."

The golden Yinglong turned into a prototype, and obediently lay down in front of her, wagging his tail like a puppy.Fan Jia was stunned for a moment, then stepped forward to touch the dragon's horn.

Yinglong carried his beloved girl straight up to the clouds, leaving the past behind.

Sixty days before the college entrance examination, Taoyao brought home a report card. After sneaking in, she only saw Wen Xi, and she was overjoyed immediately: "Dad, sign it for me."

Wen Xi flipped through the paper and felt that his fragile heart was stabbed by those bright red crosses.He signed it with a swipe, and warned: "Next time if you dare to take the exam like this, go to Linyu."

"Yeah! Daddy, you can eat as you like." Tao Yao graciously offered new-style milk tea, "Recently, they are all made of paper straws, and it's not very convenient to drink. Come on, Zhuohua, this is yours."

"It's quite inconvenient, help me get a spoon."

When the father and daughter were eating together, Zhuo Hua, who was quietly reading at the side, suddenly coughed lightly.

"..." Wen Xi raised his head slowly, and solemnly picked up wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea, "Taoyao, you are wrong. How many days do you think you have until the college entrance examination? What score did you get in the exam? You still want to bribe me with milk tea Me? Learn quickly."

Rinyu who witnessed the whole process: "..."

The next day, Wen Xi rubbed his back with dark circles under his eyes, and sternly rejected another bribe from Taoyao, and issued a serious warning, saying that he would never sign for her again in the future, and Lin Yu would personally review her report card.So far, Taoyao shed tears to bid farewell to the past and devoted herself to the great cause of learning.

As one of the gods who live the longest in the Six Realms and are known as living fossils, Lord Linyu will occasionally take two history classes in friendship, answering all kinds of weird questions without talking about anything else, in order to satisfy the students' understanding of the past history. curiosity.

As usual, the class was crowded with people. The overly active thinking of the students turned the history class into a melon-eating class, wishing to turn all the gossip about those famous people in the six worlds upside down.Faced with these problems, Lin Yu made a few moves as usual to bring the topic back on track.

The little cobra pushed his glasses seriously: "May I ask, teacher, what did you do after overturning the dungeon of the devil world and beheading the devil king alone? It's not written in the book, but I think it's very important."

"..." What can be done, of course, is to be hugged in someone's arms to confess, and to get a token of love all the way back to Tinglan Mountain.

What evil could a little cobra be?It’s just that I’m hungry and want to eat melons——Looking at the hundreds of pairs of bright eyes in the audience, Lin Yu felt that it was necessary to cancel this class.

Looking across the classroom, he smiled slightly: "This is not within the scope of normal teaching, you can listen to it if you want to, first hand in the homework left in the last class to have a look."

Little Cobra: "..." Did you leave homework for the last class?

All the students looked at each other for a while, and some people began to gradually walk out of the classroom, hoping that the students who had listened well in the last session would bring them gossip. In the end, there was only one person left in the classroom, wearing a peaked cap and sitting in the corner, unable to see his face clearly.

Linyu walked to his side and tapped on the table with her index finger: "Student, please hand in your homework."

"I didn't write it down." The man said confidently.

Lin Yuwen said softly: "If I don't write it, I won't say it."

"No homework, can the teacher see this?" The man took off his hat, hugged Linyu's neck and gave him a kiss, with a questioning tone, "After the teacher came out of the devil world, who did he stay with? What did he do?" went?"

Rinyu laughed.He didn't answer the question, only deepened the kiss.

Afterwards, classmate Wen Xi looked at Linyu who was correcting homework, and complained sympathetically: "You are so miserable, so many people did not write your homework."

Linyu: "No, I didn't assign homework."

What bad intentions does Lord Linyu have?It's just a class assignment out of nothing.

Wen Xi: "..." He mourned for those poor students for three seconds.

One day, Zhuohua came back from school and said that there was a transfer student named Jiang Fu in his class. When he described the appearance of that person, Wen Xi and Lin Yu knew that it was a floating paddle.

The next day, Wen Xi picked up a human cub in the corridor.Floating Paddle, who had returned to his childhood, stood outside his former office, wondering what he was thinking.

Big brother, I beg you, stop thinking about the meaning of life. If I think about it again, I will lose my life——Wen Xi spread two lollipops in his palm and asked, "Take one. Who brought you here?"

Fu Pao reached out and took the one that smelled of milk: "Zi Lan."

Seeing that he had the same hobbies as his old friend, Wen Xi asked again: "Then do you still remember this place?"

"Why do you always ask me such questions." The small body of the floating paddle stood upright, "Should I remember?"

"You should remember." Wen Xi squatted down and said seriously, "You wet the bed here when you were young, do you know?"

Floating Paddle: "..."

When Xiao Fu Pao deeply felt the malice in the world and doubted life, Zi Lan was talking about the past with Wen Xi.

Shen Hu hated Gengchen and Mojun, and was unwilling to live a normal life after being rescued. Perhaps it was a mistake, and at first he buried the pawn of floating oars beside Zilan.

To some extent, he is a "fuzzy" person, maybe that's what everyone thinks, he is a natural evil person, he doesn't need a reason to do evil, and he has no moral bottom line in his heart.It just so happened that Chen Weishan provided him with an opportunity to find the answer to the question in this way.

Of course, in the end he did.That may be the kindness that sprouted outside the nature of obstacles after thousands of years of red dust.

"I have an idea." At the end of the sentence, Wen Xi said, "I think there is still a sinking lake living in the body of the current floating paddle."

Zilan's mind went blank for a moment: "...what do you mean?"

"It means that if you let him call you dad, then I have to call you uncle."

With a click, Zilan's jaw dropped to the ground.

This speculation did not appear suddenly. Luo Duo had raised this question a few days ago.

No one knew each other better than the three of them.Even with his youthful appearance, there are many familiar little movements on his body, reminiscent of the past.Rather than saying that Shen Hu returned the floating oar to Zilan, it is better to say that Shen Hu sealed up his remaining soul in the body of the floating oar.

"Don't be too sad. After all, a sinking lake is a floating paddle, and a floating paddle is a sinking lake. Besides, he doesn't know anything now, and probably won't know in the future."

Listening to Wen Xi's tongue twister, Zi Lan was a little stunned: "Then...why did he do that?"

"Ghost knows, this person is full and has nothing to do."

Their childhood is unimaginable for ordinary people. There is no picture that can be connected with "childhood", and all they can see is the bottomless black water and the bleak prison.

Now, with no memory, lost all the past, and re-experience the growth of being cared for by sojourners——Wen Xi thinks this seems to make sense, and it fits Shen Hu's mindless and crazy idea.

Zi Lan blurted out: "Shenjun, you..."

"Me?" Wen Xi waved his hand, "I'm fine." He has a family, a room, relatives and friends, and he doesn't need to re-experience the growth of being carefully nurtured in the palm of his hand.

——Rinyu is fully competent for all tasks.

"No, I mean..." Zilan hesitated for two seconds, "Shenjun Lin Yu asked me to tell you that he is waiting for your review at the gate of the hospital. He sent you a message and you didn't reply."

Wen Xi, who tried to escape the review in the name of official duties: "..."

After rebuilding and transcending the soul in the last chaos, the two discussed the issue of death that night.Wen Xi rejected his gray-haired and shambling appearance, preferring to leave before then.Linyu said realistically that they should not grow old.

"...You are so boring."

Lin Yu is innocent: "Tell the truth."

Wen Xi pouted.In fact, as long as they are willing, they can calculate the time in the future.

"Where do we go when we die?"

"Maybe it will return to chaos."

"Are we together?"

"of course."

Life that goes upstream against the long river of time is always lonely.Long, long ago, Lin Yu had no enthusiastic expectations for her too long life, and Wen Xi just muddled along boringly.But the gift of fate made their lives intertwined, so the long time became luck.

After going through the turmoil and wandering all the way, the luckiest thing is to look back suddenly and find that the answer I have been looking for for a long time is always by my side.

The author says:

This is the end of the story for the time being. If I have any new ideas in the future, I will write some more from time to time. After all, their story is still very long.

Thank you for your company and support along the way, Sahua~