Marriage Management Master

How many times have you been divorced?Wen Xi counted with his fingers, nineteen times if not twenty. As for the reason for divorce—what is the reason for divorce?With a little alcohol, he threw a letter and a book by the bed as a notice, and then wandered to the world.

The place where he settled was the capital of the dynasty.

Just in time for the festive season, the lanterns are lit up, and the five nights are in full bloom. Jin Wu can't help the night, and the music and songs are in harmony.Wen Xi walked through the streets full of fiery trees and silver flowers all by himself, feeling quite desolate.

Come here, it would be too embarrassing for a person to walk through this street alone.Wen Xi stood under the huge lotus-shaped lantern, squinting his eyes to look at the building in front of him—the Zuihonglou, um, it seems a bit familiar.

Before he had time to think carefully about where he saw these three words, his arm was already pulled by someone: "Young master, why are you standing in front of the door and not going in? The servant has been waiting for you for a long time."

With a coquettish smile accompanied by an orchestra, the beauty's figure is like smoke, and the person who smells of makeup is dizzy, Wen Xi has goose bumps all over his body, and finally remembers where it is: so this is the legendary Hualou!

He tried to pull his hand out of the beauty's clutches, but seeing the beauty covered her face with her hands, she said with a coquettish smile, "My lord is not moving forward. Could it be that the family is controlled by a ruthless wife, so I dare not enter? My lord is so good-looking, I wait for my sister to stick it upside down." I would like to, but what a pity."

A word to awaken the dreamer.

Wen Xi, who once again lost his wife (?) alone, made up his mind. Anyway, he has divorced, so he is afraid of entering the flower house?Besides, no one said what you must do after you go in, it's okay to go in and have a snack and drink by yourself... right?

He imitated the tricks in the scriptures, took out a piece of silver and threw it into the hand of the beauty: "Lead the way, and call your head... the head card."

"Quickly ask the sisters to get ready. This young man looks handsome and simple-minded. We'll go up to toast one by one in a while. Maybe we can make a big fortune."

The woman in the peony red skirt covered her lips and smiled softly: "My sister, such a young and handsome young master, I am willing to pay for it, how can I be willing to take advantage of him?"

Before she finished speaking, there was another burst of coquettish laughter, and the fragrance of makeup and powder filled the Jinxiu hall, and spread to Wen Xi's nose not far away.

Wen Xi sneezed impatiently: "Ah-ah!"

"You guys...remove the fragrance, it smells so bad." Wen Xi rubbed his nose and directed, "Stop putting on powder, your face and neck are not the same color, do you know that?"

beauty:"……"

Seeing that this person is good-looking and seems to be very rich, the beauty endured and endured, removed the incense burner, and put on a smile again: "Young master doesn't like vulgar incense, he really has outstanding taste and is admirable."

Wen Xi told the truth: "It's not that I don't like fragrance, it's just that your smell is too offensive." The light and soft scent on Linyu's body is very good - of course there is no comparison between the two.

Beauty: "...the night is long, if you don't want to dance a song of spring river flowers and moonlit night for the young master, it is also worthy of the beauty of this good day. What do you think, young master?"

"Dancing is meaningless, it makes people dazzled." Wen Xi blew furiously on the white sesame seeds on the dim sum, and took a sip of his wine, "Well, then, you can recite the Xuanming Sutra for me."

The smile on the beauty's face froze: "...what did you say, young master?"

"You don't need to memorize too much, just memorize the eight volumes of No.60." At this point, Wen Xi's brain full of alcohol finally remembered the reason why he wrote He Lishu. What's more, Tuo Fanjia sent a complete set of 99 volumes of the Xuanming Sutra.

The thick stack of scriptures was piled up on the desk, as if silently mocking him for being uneducated, Wen Xi angrily opened the scrolls on the spot, and vowed that if he couldn’t memorize it, he would write his name upside down—five seconds later, With a swipe of his pen, Wen Xi wrote the He Li Shu.

The beauty took a step forward, her red lips parted slightly, and her voice was soft like a kitten scratching her heart: "My lord, aren't you just entertaining my servant?"

"I don't know how to recite this, who cares to amuse you." Wen Xi was very upset, can this person stay away from him?Don't you know that such a big face is suddenly very scary?

"Since the young master doesn't like the slave family, then the slave family will resign." The beauty took a deep breath, and continued with the purpose of making money, "Please also pay the money to the young master."

It's a matter of money, even though alcohol has already filled his brain, Wen Xi still doubted with the remaining bit of clarity: "Didn't I give money?"

"..." Just a piece of silver, are you embarrassed?My old lady is the sign of the drunken red building!Give you the face to serve you specially, okay!

The color of the wine stained Wen Xi's beautiful eyebrows and eyes with a faint blush. Looking at those hazy eyes, you can tell that this person is very drunk. As long as he doesn't open his mouth, he will be beautiful and soul-stirring.The beauty stared at him, thinking in her heart that since he is such a good-looking young man, it would be a good thing for her to sleep with him—if that's the case, then what are you waiting for?

Caressing Wen Xi's skirt with delicate hands, he unbuttoned a button.The beauty exhaled like blue, her red lips were attached to Wen Xi's ears, she was extremely seductive: "My lord? How about having my servant come to serve you for a night?"

Wen Xi tried his best to open his eyes to look at her, but it was a pity that the wine the fox brought was too strong, and there was only a vague shadow dangling in front of him, still nagging non-stop.who is it?Linyu?He stretched out his hand to touch the person in front of him, but was quickly grabbed by the beauty, and the light white fingertips drew a provocative circle on his palm: "Since the young master will not give up, then the servant..."

Before the words fell, the beauty suddenly screamed and fell to the ground.

——A person appeared out of thin air in the house.

In all fairness, this person is quite good-looking, dressed in white clothes, he is handsome and refined, his brows and eyes are moist and dusty--Ke Ke Ke, but he jumped out of thin air!

The terrified beauty closed her eyes and passed out.

The visitor glanced at her indifferently, did not stop at her, but looked at the guy on the beauty's couch.

He first checked the man's meridians, and found nothing unusual. Just after he breathed a sigh of relief, he saw that the guy's clothes had been unbuttoned, and his eyes were drunk—he thought of the empty wine jars at home, quite He frowned helplessly: "Wen Xi, wake up."

Wen Xi pursed his lips, eyes dimmed, and stretched out his hand to touch it twice.Oh, it's so familiar, and the distribution of facial features is also quite familiar. It's really Lin Yu. The beauty and the dance just now are really just a dream.

The recognition of "really Linyu" made Wen Xi sober up, but after thinking about it, he regained his confidence.

I, Wen Xi, am a divorced person!Wherever I like to go, if I like to drink, I will drink and go to flower houses, so who else can control me?Who else?

Wen Xi maintained the state of clay sculpture and wood carving, looking up at Lin Yu proudly with his neck up.He watched Linyu help the fainted beauty to the corner bed, and knocked her down with one palm—what's going on, why is there really a beauty?

He trembled unobtrusively, seeing how the beauty around Linyu looked and how he was getting in the way, he finally couldn't help but say: "Hey! Don't touch her."

"What's up with her?"

"She, she, she..." Wen Xi racked his brains to figure out the reason, and choked out a sentence that he thought was wonderful, "She doesn't know how to recite the Xuanming Sutra, so you definitely won't like her."

Listening to the reasons of the instigator, Lin Yu's eyes and brows were less gloomy, and she was a little dumbfounded.Xuan Ming Jing... Is this the reason why Wen Xi threw down and ran away from the book?

He went to the Heaven Realm yesterday to discuss some matters with Zi Lan, and when he came back early in the morning, he saw the extremely conspicuous He Li letter, which was quite unexpected.After inquiring, he found out that the book he entrusted Fenghuang to deliver to Taoyao had made a mistake.Acting as a messenger, Qingluan met the Goddess of Snow Mountain on the road. He heard that the book was taken to Tinglan Mountain, so he used the excuse of dropping by the way for Qingluan. Unexpectedly, this happened.

Thinking of this, Lin Yu squeezed her forehead with a headache.

He came all the way to find Wen Xi in this kind of place, he said he wasn't annoyed at all, but at the moment he lost his temper by the phrase "she can't recite the Xuanming Sutra".Wen Xi...do you care about this kind of thing so much?

"It's great to memorize scriptures, isn't it? What's the use of that kind of thing other than wasting paper?" Ba Gao's voice suddenly fell, and Wen Xi was listless, "Okay, I'm memorizing it... I'm going to memorize it soon, how much are you doing?" Give me some time."

Yes, it's coming soon, 99 volumes in total, 98 volumes to go.

"That sutra is not for you." Linyu explained, "It is for Taoyao."

"Something happened in the underworld last night. I have been discussing countermeasures with Zilan in the heavenly realm. I asked Qingluan to bring the book over there. Who knew that I met Fan Jia and made you misunderstand."

He took Wen Xi into his arms in this posture: "You ran so far, I can't even find you."

Wen Xi made a symbolic effort, and soon became drunk and tired.I can't remember clearly what happened after that, but I only remember that countless lanterns floated all the way, and the lights were bright all over the way, as if walking on the supreme road.He was lying on Linyu's back very comfortably, and gradually forgot that paper child's anger and leaving the book.

Later, by chance, he set foot on the old land again, and saw that the former flower building has been converted into a Fengya teahouse. The proprietress of the teahouse, which is almost dusk but still has a charming charm, told his children vividly about the story of the fairy descending to the earth, looking for a wife disguised as a man, and finally flying together. According to legend, it is said that the god recited a long section of "Xuanming Jing" to his wife.