Marriage Management Master
Chapter 29 Mr. Hairtail's Fantasy Journey
"Nancheng is going to send someone over there, you all have to keep your hands and feet clean quickly, so that no one can catch you."
"Mr. Dai, don't worry. Didn't there be news from Nancheng that they just finished the meeting? And Mr. Du will also come. With him as a guarantee, nothing serious will happen." It was the voice of the female bat.
"They are them. That Wen Xi will play cards according to common sense? I can warn you, his cultivation level is not comparable to that of you stinky fish and shrimps. If he really comes and stands in front of you, you will not be sure." recognize."
Wen Xi, who was separated by a wall, nodded in agreement.
No, one or two didn't recognize him, but he changed his appearance, otherwise, with his famous face in the six worlds, he would be beaten back to his original shape in minutes.
Mr. Du...Wen Xi pondered and filtered the names of the confidential personnel, but found no name surnamed Du, even with an accent.But this at least shows one point, the special security department really has a traitor, it just depends on who is here this time.
The voice outside the wall gradually lowered, implying a warning.
"That person is here now, you must tell your subordinates to brace up and deal with it carefully, and never let your feet slip. You must be extremely careful when selling these things again."
That auntie looked as confused as Wen Xi who was listening to the corner: "That... who is that?"
The painting style changed suddenly, and another voice said bitterly: "Who else can it be? Of course it is that one!"
Then there was a voice that suddenly realized: "Who is that? Why did that person come to the desert?"
... What a Chinese level [-] listening scene.
"Let's talk about it, who is that?" A figure flashed in the brick wall, Wen Xi patted the ashes on his hands, squatted down and smiled kindly, "Your parents never taught you to call someone Pronouns need to be clarified? What kind of charades are you playing?"
The middle-aged man who was stepped on by his foot widened his eyes: "You... who are you!"
Wen Xi ignored him, and touched his chin unexpectedly: "You are a hairtail? If you don't stay in the sea, why did you come to the desert? Don't you feel hypoxic?"
He asked the question sincerely, but the octopus almost turned its belly up on the spot: "Who are you...you will regret it!"
"You don't even make it clear, how do I know what I'm going to regret." Wen Xi made a little effort, and twisted one of the hairtail's fingers with a smile, "Mr. Dai, you fish don't have fingers, right? It doesn't seem to be a big deal if it's broken."
"Wen Xi!" Hairtail was distorted in pain, and the last thing he choked out was, "Killing...killing demons is against the law!"
Wen Xi laughed: "You are engaging in illegal and criminal activities here, and you still tell me whether you are breaking the law or not? Then I will send you in and explain clearly, and then tell me what I have committed?"
The two of them were chattering here and there, and the old aunt on the side was about to sneak away, but was knocked unconscious by Wen Xi's sharp hands, and then turned her head to look at Mr. Hairtail.
"To be honest, I was sent by the headquarters of the Special Security Department to investigate you. If you refuse to tell me, then I have to take your soul out to have a look, but I can't guarantee that it will be stuffed back for you. You're crazy, don't blame me, Huang Quan." After finishing speaking, the five fingers of his right hand formed claws and pointed at the hairtail's brow.
——Of course, it is against the law to randomly draw souls. It’s okay to treat ordinary people, but there are too many uncertainties for a monster that has become a spirit, and it is easy to backfire on itself, which is not as effective as interrogation. Therefore, threats are often just threats.
But even so, the threat was too scary, and the hairtail shook immediately: "You...what do you want to know?"
Wen Xi looked at him with a half-smile: "Who is that...?"
Hairtail looked at the smiling demon in horror, felt the sharp pain from the index finger of his left hand, and nodded frantically: "Yes yes yes...it is Lord Linyu!"
Wen Xi squinted his eyes, noncommittal: "Where is Mr. Du?"
"This... we little monsters don't know about it." Hairtail wailed, "It's all the meaning passed down from above, and we followed suit, that is, we followed it and recited it for fun."
Hairtail confessed intermittently.
He is a mature hairtail in the East China Sea.
This opportunity to become a master was obtained when he was caught by fishermen decades ago.
A family of hairtail fish was caught and served in the fishing net on the deck.Hairtail is not very old, but this kind of scene has been seen many times. I know that what is waiting for me will be sold to the seafood market in batches, chopped into square fish pieces, frozen and placed in the supermarket freezer, and then I will be scrutinized of customers buy home.
The hairtail said sadly: "My mother told me that human beings like to cut the hairtail into pieces, wrap it in batter and fry it until golden, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. The oil in the pot is as hot as a flaming mountain. Afterwards, the fragrance wafts for ten miles, and the children next door are all crying..."
Wen Xi's eyelids twitched: "Don't talk nonsense."
Hairtails are small and unobtrusive when thrown on deck, but they can't escape either.There were fresh corpses of the same kind everywhere and those who were still struggling to breathe. Among the strong fishy and human smells that could not be dispelled, he smelled a special smell strangely.
That is a big monster.
As described sincerely in all the strange novels, the martial arts master who fell off the cliff encountered a peerless cheat, and a elixir fell from the monster's body and was swallowed by the small hairtail fish.
Wen Xi thought to himself that this opportunity is really wonderful: "Then you will become a master?"
"Well...then that big monster found me and asked me to join Sand Nest."
"Shachao? What are you doing?"
The adult hairtail overturned the fishing boat, and the three fishermen died in the sea, and they returned to the sea. The family was reunited, and his parents, brothers and sisters were all amazed at what happened to him, but the big monster soon came to the door .
He told Hairtail that "Sand Nest" is a special place to house those spirits who were not allowed to become spirits after the founding of the country but became spirits by chance. Those compatriots who are in dire straits.There are not only monsters in the sand nest, but also demons and some gods.
Therefore, hairtail changed his name to Dai Yu and went away to the desert.
——This is the cause and effect of a hairtail from the East China Sea traveling thousands of miles to the desert in the northwest to realize its ideal in life.
"'Resist the tyranny of human beings, and save our compatriots who are in dire straits'?" Wen Xi snorted, "In these years, there have been plane crashes, ships hitting rocks, and trains derailing. Your hands and feet must have been missing."
"So what! What humans owe us, of course we should pay back!" Hairtail's already bulging eyeballs became more protruding due to anger.
"..." Wen Xi calmly broke off his third finger, "Are you eating?"
"..."
"For so many years, I have eaten meat and vegetables. Even when I was not mature, I ate a lot of small fish and dried shrimps." Wen Xi was thoughtful, "Those small fish and dried shrimps, meat Fuck, if they become spirits, who should they turn to for revenge?"
"You have become a spirit, and you have escaped the world of the weak and the strong, so you can go to the Special Security Department to report and register, and no one cares about you whether you are in the human world or to the demon world. However, the timing of your becoming a spirit is not right, and it is an ear root Ziruan's middle school illness." Wen Xi didn't bother to educate others, "But you can still consider paying off your merits. Who is the leader of this Shachao? Where is the location? How many years has it been?"
"I won't tell you even if I die... ah!" Hairtail looked at his fourth finger bent into an extremely twisted shape, trembling all over his body, "I, I, I... I haven't been to the headquarters, it's all from above. People unilaterally sent me news, only knowing that it was in the innermost part of the desert, how could it have been 200 years. I was also banned, if I said it, I would be finished now, and my soul would be scattered and I would not be able to reincarnate as a human being in my next life..."
"It's the same as you are a person in this life." Wen Xi made up the knife without sympathy.These little guys know very limited things, and they can't ask anything.
He glanced at the equipment on the ground—jackets, headscarves, sun hats, and a pile of desert travel equipment. Hairtail clasped his hands and argued tremblingly: "We just sell and sell things to support our family. Information...these clothes are conscientious goods, and you won't suffer a loss if you buy them with high quality and low price..."
"Are you still using this excuse to lead people to the desert to feed the prisoners?"
"how do you know?"
"Don't send a vixen next time, it smells bad." Wen Xi sighed, took out the hairtail cell phone and dialed a call, "Is the Northwest Branch of the Special Security Department? There are two monsters hurting mortals. Come here as soon as possible." Give me the address."
——"Sand Nest".
In a place that no one was aware of, such an organization was quietly born. It is deeply rooted, has many believers, and its influence has penetrated into the orthodox Special Security Department, and they don't even know whether their former colleagues can still be trusted.
Linyu... where are you?
Wen Xi hid in the dark, seeing that all the people from the special security department rushed to the scene after a while.
Hairtail fish and bats were knocked dizzy by Wen Xi, and the special commissioner asked and answered, and in an instant convicted himself of harming mortals, murmuring "sand nest" and "revenge" indistinctly, He was handcuffed and taken to the bureau.
The leader was Jiang Mingxue, who had a relationship with Wen Xi hundreds of years ago, a young god, but always had a straight face, looking like a wooden stake.Lin Yu once said that this person is upright and upright, and he presumably would not have any collusion with Sha Chao.
Jiang Mingxue was meticulously dressed in uniform, standing in front of the hairtail with a cold handsome face, listening to the hairtail say a few words "Shachao", his face was as cold as ice.
"Take it away." He ordered in a deep voice, and glanced indifferently not far away, "Go back and find out the origin of the 'sand nest' he said, and the reporter who didn't show up, maybe it's a prison guard. "
Wen Xi: "..." He swallowed a dirty word, and prepared Jiang Mingxue's little shoes.
However, it seemed that these people didn't know the origin of Sha Chao. He didn't want to reveal his whereabouts yet, so he left with peace of mind.
The author says:
Another day without Rinyu~
It's the day I want to comment again~
"Mr. Dai, don't worry. Didn't there be news from Nancheng that they just finished the meeting? And Mr. Du will also come. With him as a guarantee, nothing serious will happen." It was the voice of the female bat.
"They are them. That Wen Xi will play cards according to common sense? I can warn you, his cultivation level is not comparable to that of you stinky fish and shrimps. If he really comes and stands in front of you, you will not be sure." recognize."
Wen Xi, who was separated by a wall, nodded in agreement.
No, one or two didn't recognize him, but he changed his appearance, otherwise, with his famous face in the six worlds, he would be beaten back to his original shape in minutes.
Mr. Du...Wen Xi pondered and filtered the names of the confidential personnel, but found no name surnamed Du, even with an accent.But this at least shows one point, the special security department really has a traitor, it just depends on who is here this time.
The voice outside the wall gradually lowered, implying a warning.
"That person is here now, you must tell your subordinates to brace up and deal with it carefully, and never let your feet slip. You must be extremely careful when selling these things again."
That auntie looked as confused as Wen Xi who was listening to the corner: "That... who is that?"
The painting style changed suddenly, and another voice said bitterly: "Who else can it be? Of course it is that one!"
Then there was a voice that suddenly realized: "Who is that? Why did that person come to the desert?"
... What a Chinese level [-] listening scene.
"Let's talk about it, who is that?" A figure flashed in the brick wall, Wen Xi patted the ashes on his hands, squatted down and smiled kindly, "Your parents never taught you to call someone Pronouns need to be clarified? What kind of charades are you playing?"
The middle-aged man who was stepped on by his foot widened his eyes: "You... who are you!"
Wen Xi ignored him, and touched his chin unexpectedly: "You are a hairtail? If you don't stay in the sea, why did you come to the desert? Don't you feel hypoxic?"
He asked the question sincerely, but the octopus almost turned its belly up on the spot: "Who are you...you will regret it!"
"You don't even make it clear, how do I know what I'm going to regret." Wen Xi made a little effort, and twisted one of the hairtail's fingers with a smile, "Mr. Dai, you fish don't have fingers, right? It doesn't seem to be a big deal if it's broken."
"Wen Xi!" Hairtail was distorted in pain, and the last thing he choked out was, "Killing...killing demons is against the law!"
Wen Xi laughed: "You are engaging in illegal and criminal activities here, and you still tell me whether you are breaking the law or not? Then I will send you in and explain clearly, and then tell me what I have committed?"
The two of them were chattering here and there, and the old aunt on the side was about to sneak away, but was knocked unconscious by Wen Xi's sharp hands, and then turned her head to look at Mr. Hairtail.
"To be honest, I was sent by the headquarters of the Special Security Department to investigate you. If you refuse to tell me, then I have to take your soul out to have a look, but I can't guarantee that it will be stuffed back for you. You're crazy, don't blame me, Huang Quan." After finishing speaking, the five fingers of his right hand formed claws and pointed at the hairtail's brow.
——Of course, it is against the law to randomly draw souls. It’s okay to treat ordinary people, but there are too many uncertainties for a monster that has become a spirit, and it is easy to backfire on itself, which is not as effective as interrogation. Therefore, threats are often just threats.
But even so, the threat was too scary, and the hairtail shook immediately: "You...what do you want to know?"
Wen Xi looked at him with a half-smile: "Who is that...?"
Hairtail looked at the smiling demon in horror, felt the sharp pain from the index finger of his left hand, and nodded frantically: "Yes yes yes...it is Lord Linyu!"
Wen Xi squinted his eyes, noncommittal: "Where is Mr. Du?"
"This... we little monsters don't know about it." Hairtail wailed, "It's all the meaning passed down from above, and we followed suit, that is, we followed it and recited it for fun."
Hairtail confessed intermittently.
He is a mature hairtail in the East China Sea.
This opportunity to become a master was obtained when he was caught by fishermen decades ago.
A family of hairtail fish was caught and served in the fishing net on the deck.Hairtail is not very old, but this kind of scene has been seen many times. I know that what is waiting for me will be sold to the seafood market in batches, chopped into square fish pieces, frozen and placed in the supermarket freezer, and then I will be scrutinized of customers buy home.
The hairtail said sadly: "My mother told me that human beings like to cut the hairtail into pieces, wrap it in batter and fry it until golden, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. The oil in the pot is as hot as a flaming mountain. Afterwards, the fragrance wafts for ten miles, and the children next door are all crying..."
Wen Xi's eyelids twitched: "Don't talk nonsense."
Hairtails are small and unobtrusive when thrown on deck, but they can't escape either.There were fresh corpses of the same kind everywhere and those who were still struggling to breathe. Among the strong fishy and human smells that could not be dispelled, he smelled a special smell strangely.
That is a big monster.
As described sincerely in all the strange novels, the martial arts master who fell off the cliff encountered a peerless cheat, and a elixir fell from the monster's body and was swallowed by the small hairtail fish.
Wen Xi thought to himself that this opportunity is really wonderful: "Then you will become a master?"
"Well...then that big monster found me and asked me to join Sand Nest."
"Shachao? What are you doing?"
The adult hairtail overturned the fishing boat, and the three fishermen died in the sea, and they returned to the sea. The family was reunited, and his parents, brothers and sisters were all amazed at what happened to him, but the big monster soon came to the door .
He told Hairtail that "Sand Nest" is a special place to house those spirits who were not allowed to become spirits after the founding of the country but became spirits by chance. Those compatriots who are in dire straits.There are not only monsters in the sand nest, but also demons and some gods.
Therefore, hairtail changed his name to Dai Yu and went away to the desert.
——This is the cause and effect of a hairtail from the East China Sea traveling thousands of miles to the desert in the northwest to realize its ideal in life.
"'Resist the tyranny of human beings, and save our compatriots who are in dire straits'?" Wen Xi snorted, "In these years, there have been plane crashes, ships hitting rocks, and trains derailing. Your hands and feet must have been missing."
"So what! What humans owe us, of course we should pay back!" Hairtail's already bulging eyeballs became more protruding due to anger.
"..." Wen Xi calmly broke off his third finger, "Are you eating?"
"..."
"For so many years, I have eaten meat and vegetables. Even when I was not mature, I ate a lot of small fish and dried shrimps." Wen Xi was thoughtful, "Those small fish and dried shrimps, meat Fuck, if they become spirits, who should they turn to for revenge?"
"You have become a spirit, and you have escaped the world of the weak and the strong, so you can go to the Special Security Department to report and register, and no one cares about you whether you are in the human world or to the demon world. However, the timing of your becoming a spirit is not right, and it is an ear root Ziruan's middle school illness." Wen Xi didn't bother to educate others, "But you can still consider paying off your merits. Who is the leader of this Shachao? Where is the location? How many years has it been?"
"I won't tell you even if I die... ah!" Hairtail looked at his fourth finger bent into an extremely twisted shape, trembling all over his body, "I, I, I... I haven't been to the headquarters, it's all from above. People unilaterally sent me news, only knowing that it was in the innermost part of the desert, how could it have been 200 years. I was also banned, if I said it, I would be finished now, and my soul would be scattered and I would not be able to reincarnate as a human being in my next life..."
"It's the same as you are a person in this life." Wen Xi made up the knife without sympathy.These little guys know very limited things, and they can't ask anything.
He glanced at the equipment on the ground—jackets, headscarves, sun hats, and a pile of desert travel equipment. Hairtail clasped his hands and argued tremblingly: "We just sell and sell things to support our family. Information...these clothes are conscientious goods, and you won't suffer a loss if you buy them with high quality and low price..."
"Are you still using this excuse to lead people to the desert to feed the prisoners?"
"how do you know?"
"Don't send a vixen next time, it smells bad." Wen Xi sighed, took out the hairtail cell phone and dialed a call, "Is the Northwest Branch of the Special Security Department? There are two monsters hurting mortals. Come here as soon as possible." Give me the address."
——"Sand Nest".
In a place that no one was aware of, such an organization was quietly born. It is deeply rooted, has many believers, and its influence has penetrated into the orthodox Special Security Department, and they don't even know whether their former colleagues can still be trusted.
Linyu... where are you?
Wen Xi hid in the dark, seeing that all the people from the special security department rushed to the scene after a while.
Hairtail fish and bats were knocked dizzy by Wen Xi, and the special commissioner asked and answered, and in an instant convicted himself of harming mortals, murmuring "sand nest" and "revenge" indistinctly, He was handcuffed and taken to the bureau.
The leader was Jiang Mingxue, who had a relationship with Wen Xi hundreds of years ago, a young god, but always had a straight face, looking like a wooden stake.Lin Yu once said that this person is upright and upright, and he presumably would not have any collusion with Sha Chao.
Jiang Mingxue was meticulously dressed in uniform, standing in front of the hairtail with a cold handsome face, listening to the hairtail say a few words "Shachao", his face was as cold as ice.
"Take it away." He ordered in a deep voice, and glanced indifferently not far away, "Go back and find out the origin of the 'sand nest' he said, and the reporter who didn't show up, maybe it's a prison guard. "
Wen Xi: "..." He swallowed a dirty word, and prepared Jiang Mingxue's little shoes.
However, it seemed that these people didn't know the origin of Sha Chao. He didn't want to reveal his whereabouts yet, so he left with peace of mind.
The author says:
Another day without Rinyu~
It's the day I want to comment again~
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