singer and bar owner

Xu Dengdeng turned on his phone the next day and saw a bunch of messages bombarding him before he knew what happened.

The video yesterday was cut out by some enthusiastic netizen and turned into a funny video, which was reposted tens of thousands overnight and became a trending search.Xu Dengdeng never expected that his screen debut would be Duan Er's talk show.

The comments below are all hahaha, I advise him to change his career and talk about cross talk.

His seven aunts and eight aunts sent him congratulatory messages one after another, and his college roommate even posted a circle of friends to show off, "See, the person in the video is my son."

Only Hu Lan happily sent him a red envelope and said, "Deng, brother didn't know you were so miserable in Xiping, why didn't you tell me."

Xu Dengdeng was moved for less than two seconds, and when he scrolled down, he saw that Hu Lan didn't know where to find it, "One hundred questions for children to improve their intelligence."

He opened it and said, "My brother has 4 apples, my sister has 3 apples, and my brother has 8 apples. After my brother eats one for my brother, my brother eats 3. Who has more apples?"

"Xiao Ming is 6 years old this year, and Xiao Qiang is 4 years old this year. How old will Xiao Ming be compared to Xiao Qiang in 2 years?"

"..."

Hu Lan sent him a whole set of questions like this, Xu Dengdeng's smile gradually froze, and he typed the word "roll" with one hand and sent it over, wishing he could rush to Tongcheng to overthrow his hometown.

Hu Lan replied in seconds, "Hey, I have been looking for this question for a long time, and I am kind enough to help you improve your IQ. Why are you still swearing? My brother is sad."

Xu Dengdeng: "!!! Look at my jokes, wait for me to go back and deal with you!"

Hu Lan sent a provocative emoticon package, obviously not taking his words to heart, after a few words of laughing and cursing, he said: "Good lamp, I accepted the red envelope."

Xu Dengdeng: "No!"

Hu Lan: "Take it up, drink less yogurt, and buy a few boxes of six walnuts."

Xu Dengdeng was furious. Isn't this ironic that he has no brains.He was about to return to him when Yan Xian took his phone from top to bottom, "Brush your teeth well, and don't forget to check your phone while brushing your teeth."

As he spoke, he glanced at the screen, and his expression gradually froze. He glanced at Xu Dengdeng and frowned, "Good lamp? Is that what he called you?"

"What's the relationship between you two?"

After Xu Dengdeng brushed his teeth, he turned his face and looked at Yan Xian, and said through gritted teeth, "Father-son relationship."

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone rang. Yan Xian glanced at the caller ID and handed it to him: "Your dad."

As soon as Xu Dengdeng recognized his son, Lao Tzu called.He froze all over, wiped his face with a towel, took the phone and pressed the answer button.

"Hello, Dad." He answered the phone bravely, actually a little nervous.His father is also very stubborn, never willing to admit defeat, when the two of them had a quarrel and broke up when they came, it was a miracle that his father would take the initiative to call him.

It's just that thousands of feelings gathered in his heart, and at this moment he answered the phone and didn't know what to say.

A cheerful female voice came from the other end of the phone, "Deng Deng, it's me."

It's his mother.

Xu Dengdeng heaved a sigh of relief and called "Mom". Xu's mother almost cried when she heard this. She sat in Xu Dengdeng's room, rubbed her fingers over the old photos, and asked him: "Are you in Xiping?" how have you been?"

Xu Dengdeng said, "Very good."

Mother Xu sighed, "Don't lie to me."

Xu Dengdeng said: "I didn't lie to you, it's really good. I met a friend in Xiping, and he took good care of me."

Yan Xian was packing his things for him, when he heard the sound, he raised his head and glanced at him.

Xu's mother on the other end of the phone babbled: "Fortunately, a friend is taking care of you, otherwise I really don't trust you to go out alone. Mom also saw the video on the Internet, why are you so thin? Didn't eat well?"

Xu Dengdeng suddenly had a sore nose, "No, it's delicious."

"What do you eat well? How can I not know you if you are picky eaters at home?"

"Choose it at home, don't pick it outside."

"There are so few clothes in winter, Xiping is much colder than at home, why don't you know how to wear more, do you want me to send you some clothes?"

"No need, mom. I have clothes. Yesterday was an exception. I usually wear a lot."

Xu Dengdeng only heard Xu's mother being silent for a while, and then a burst of crying came from the phone.

"Mom, mom...why are you crying?" Xu Dengdeng hurriedly comforted him, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

"My son has grown up, and he doesn't tell his mother when he's having a bad life."

His mother is usually very quick to speak and do things, a woman who is in a hurry, the aunts and uncles who sell vegetables in the vegetable market have to call her sister, and the neighbors who usually listen to cross talk can hear her. She is the most dazzling one among the square dancing aunts. He even shed tears because of his son's sudden change.

Xu Dengdeng tried his best to make her happy: "I really live a good life. If I cry with you, you can't say I'm worthless and hit me with a feather duster."

Mama Xu wiped away her tears, "Nonsense, I beat you three or four times when you were a child. I never beat you when you were in middle school or high school."

Xu Dengdeng: "Three or four times? More than that."

Mama Xu waved her hand and said vaguely, "Well... That's seven or eight times. Hey, I said you don't remember my order, but I remember how many times I hit you?"

Xu Dengdeng said a few more words, and his mother finally laughed.

"How is my dad? He doesn't want to talk to me? Why did you call me on his mobile phone?"

"You don't know his temper? He is as stubborn as a donkey. He lost a game of chess with someone yesterday. Today he was unconvinced and went to play chess with someone else. I left my phone at home. I don't see the video now." I just called you in a hurry."

"Oh, you're really..." Mama Xu finished scolding his father, and then scolded him, "I'll tell you that things on the Internet are unreliable, you tell me..."

Xu Dengdeng could still choke with his father, but he couldn't make a sound with his mother, "Okay, okay, I see, what you said is right, I won't be cheated next time, okay? "

How could Xu's mother believe his nonsense, and talked to him on the phone about the dangers of some network MLM organization, and her words were so eloquent that Xu Dengdeng almost thought that his mother had really joined some MLM organization.

Before hanging up the phone, his mother asked him, "Are you short of money?"

"No shortage." Xu Dengdeng said.

His mother sighed and said nothing, and then transferred money to his account not long after.

"If you come back from the Chinese New Year and you're still skinny, I'll burn you up."

Xu Dengdeng looked at the text message and was depressed all afternoon, Yan Xian helped him move his things to the car, Xu Dengdeng sat in the car and looked at the bare tree branches outside the window, and said to Yan Xian: "You know what, In the street near my house, there is a whole street of eucalyptus trees, which bloom small yellow flowers in summer, and when the wind blows, they will fall golden all over the ground, which is very beautiful."

Yan Xian glanced at him and knew that he was homesick, so he shook his hand, "I don't know, but I want to see it, it must be very nice."

Xu Dengdeng didn't speak anymore.

But the wind rolled up the clothes of passers-by, messed up their well-groomed hair, and blew transparent hearts into the sky, one of which was Xu Dengdeng's.It was suppressing the tremor, boiling hot and turbulently, Xu Dengdeng didn't know what kind of emotion it was, he just felt that his chest was full as if something was about to overflow.

He pursed his lips and said very seriously: "I really want to be their pride."

"I hope that when people I love mention my name, they can hold their heads up and smile and say that I am their pride. Including you, Yan Xian."

Yan Xian was driving the car, the steering wheel turned uncontrollably, and there was a sharp and piercing sound of brakes.

Then he heard Xu Dengdeng say: "I love you, Yan Xian."

"Did you hear that? I said I love you."

Yan Xian's car was parked on the side of the road, he held the steering wheel and looked straight ahead, his fingers were clenched tightly, his heart was pounding, and his breathing became a little short of breath.

Maybe he didn't even think that he would be so moved by a single sentence.