singer and bar owner

Li Lianying made a woman's belly bigger.

He rubbed his hands and walked up and down anxiously at the door of the obstetrics and gynecology department.

"Hey boy, so nervous? First baby."

The middle-aged man sitting on the chair at the door of the maternity department moved towards him to talk to him, and he looked up.

The man was only in his thirties, and he was very bald. He squinted his eyes and looked at Li Lianying, "Don't worry, it's useless for you to be anxious outside. You didn't come out so soon, come on." Come, sit here for a while."

The bald man patted the chair beside him, and said with emotion: "When I was your age, my wife was very excited when she was pregnant. What happened?" He pointed to the bald, shiny hair on his head one slice.

"See, I'm not worried. Children are angels before they are born, and they are debt collectors when they are born. When I was young, I cried when I was hungry, when I was thirsty, and in short, when I was unhappy, I finally grew up and started going to school. The teacher assigns homework every day and asks us as parents to come home from work so tired that we have to help our children with their homework, do you think it is annoying?"

Li Lianying glanced at his head, his face became even uglier, and he said luckily: "The result hasn't come out yet, so I'll accompany her to have a checkup, she may not be able to conceive."

As soon as the words fell, the doctor started calling for someone.

"Wang Huan, who is Wang Huan's family?"

"Here it is!" He waved his hand, turned his head to look at the bald man, and wiped his pants with his sweaty hands.

"Sir, congratulations. Your partner is pregnant for eight weeks. Look, the fetal heart has come out. It hasn't developed yet, but you can already see its outline. You are going to be a father." The doctor in the white coat is all smiles.

Li Lianying clenched his fist and endured it for a long time, but he couldn't hold back the punch and knocked the doctor to the ground. He grabbed the doctor's collar emotionally, "You fucking tell me again!"

This person's quality is too poor, he is not a serious person at first glance.The doctor got up tremblingly holding his nose, pointed at his nose "you" for a long time, and finally picked up his mobile phone and called someone to drive him out.

The bald man at the door watched him being kicked out, and shook his head, "Young man, you are still too impulsive and ignorant. In two years, the energy of beating people will wear off."

A Huan was kicked out with him. She looked at Li Lianying holding her stomach in disbelief, and it took her a long time to react. She picked up the small bag on her shoulder and swung it over, "I'm fucking you Damn Li Lianying, I told you not to wear a condom! That's it!"

Li Lianying covered her head despondently, "Who would have thought that you could get pregnant so easily! I watched so many infertility commercials on TV, and thought it was especially difficult for women to get pregnant?!"

A Huan looked sad, "Damn, you damn little virgin, what's wrong with watching every day, watching infertility commercials, why don't you watch those idol dramas where men and women can get pregnant as soon as they have sex ?”

Li Lianying looked disdainful, "Cut, what are you talking about, whoever is into rock and roll watches that greasy idol drama..."

A Huan spat, "Damn, whoever is in rock and roll is like you, with the name of a eunuch. You even hit the doctor, how can you be so capable? Huh?"

Li Lianying and A Huan quarreled at the entrance of the hospital. Passers-by who came and went looked at them strangely and walked around them like the plague.Li Lianying thought that pregnant women should not be angry, A Huan still has his seeds in her stomach.She had no choice but to blush, and let A Huan scold him for an hour, and finally couldn't help but utter a sentence: "A good man doesn't fight a woman!"

"I'm too lazy to fight with you, let's get married." A Huan said with a sigh.

"I don't want an abortion, you have to be responsible."

After all, Li Lianying's conscience was not lost, she patted her chest on the spot and made up her promise when she heard the sound, and took A Huan to the Civil Affairs Bureau after returning home with her household registration booklet.

When he arrived at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, he hesitated. He tore at A Huan's clothes.

"Why? Want to go back on your word?"

Li Lianying shook her head sadly, "I'm wondering whether to go to the police station to change my name first, or if I want to change it later, do I have to change it along with the marriage certificate?"

A Huan sneered, "Why, after being laughed at for more than 20 years, you still have pimples in your heart? What's wrong with Li Lianying, your parents gave you a name, can you be more mature and accept it."

Mingming still laughed at his name when he was in the hospital, but now he changed his words as soon as he said it, women are really fickle.Li Lianying frowned and retorted: "My father's surname is Li, and my mother's name is Yingzi. What does it matter to me that the two of them show affection in this name? Can't I say a few words?"

A Huan gave him a blank look: "Why is it nothing to do with you, can your parents have you if they are not loving?"

Can't have a child if you don't love each other?Li Lianying glanced at her stomach: "Then do you love me?"

A Huan looked at him as if he was mentally retarded, "Let's not talk about love, it hurts our relationship."

A Huan has always been sharp-tongued, but Li Lianying couldn't speak to him, so she pretended to be mature and got a certificate from her. After leaving the Civil Affairs Bureau, she changed from a single rock boy to a frustrated young man with a family.

It's getting married now, he sighed, feeling a little sad in his heart.

From now on, he will be similar to countless men who are running around for a living.

"The city abandoned me," he said.

A Huan glanced at him impatiently, "You're a big man, I'm not from here. If you keep babbling, I will abandon you and remarry after giving birth to a baby."

Li Lianying was furious for a while, "Well, if you look down on me, the two of us will get divorced later, isn't it just nine yuan?"

A Huan gave him a white look, and said: "Li Lianying, you are such a beast."

Li Lianying, the beast, was scolded silently, but she was still thinking sadly that she was about to start chasing her dreams, so she was dragged into the daily necessities.

There are not many people who still use letters to announce the good news these days. Li Lianying is one of them. In his words, this news is too solemn, and he must tell others in a solemn way. This is his rare sense of ritual.

Hu Lan, the lead singer of the band, received his letter on a Sunday afternoon.

"Hello, is this Mr. Hulan? Here is a letter from you, please come and sign for it."

"Fuck...who still writes letters these days..." Mr. Hu Lan had a bad temper during the day, cursed secretly, rubbed his fluffy and messy hair and went to pick up the courier.

He was a little angry when he got up, and when he got the letter, he saw the name Li Lianying, and kicked the stool in the room away.

This is some unknown shriveled boy who disturbs his dreams in broad daylight.

After reading a letter, his complexion gradually turned serious, and he searched for WeChat one by one to notify the rest of the band.

"Brothers, Li Lianying has run away."

There are five people in the band, one bass, one guitar, one drum set, one keyboard, and one vocalist.

The other three didn't reply to his message until the afternoon.

Guitar Gaslight: "Who? Who is Li Lianying? That eunuch from the Qing Dynasty?"

Mr. Hu Lan held his breath and called, "It's a blind cat, the bass player in our team."

Gas Lamp: "Damn it, what's wrong with this bastard, Blind Cat? Damn it, I'm going to quit as soon as I say it. What the hell is going to happen if I don't have a Bass all of a sudden? Bass is the soul of our team!"

Mr. Hu Lan laughed angrily, "You don't even know the names of the souls in the team, did you buy your soul for two yuan on the street?"

Gaslight: "I don't know his name, do you?"

Mr. Hu Lan: "..."

Grass carp with a drum set: "What's wrong with the blind cat."

Mr. Hu Lan: "Go away and get married, the child is two months old."

Keyboard mouse: "What? This dead ghost actually betrayed me like this, and promised to be sweet with me forever? How could he have another woman outside!"

Mouse himself is very strong. He was a flight attendant in high school, but because his height of 1.8 meters [-] exceeds the height requirements for human flight attendants, and he is abnormally strong, he is restricted everywhere.Opening their mouths at this moment, the four of them were all filled with chills.

Grass Carp heard the sound and made a voice, saying: "Dude, come out for a drink. Getting drunk will relieve your worries."

Everyone gathered at a barbecue stall, above the steaming stall, the street lamps were dimly lit.

Shirtless men who roll skewers always feel that they are full of pride. Mr. Hu Lan pushed the gold-rimmed eyes on the bridge of his nose, and unbuttoned two shirt buttons.

Speaking of which, he doesn't look like the lead singer of a rock band, but more like a teacher who teaches mathematics, or the kind who will teach people severely if he can't solve the problems.

"Blind cat, bastard! If you let me catch him, see if I won't kill him." He gritted his teeth.

Gas Lamp nodded: "You bastard! If you're a coward, run as soon as you say!"

Grass carp: "Bastard!"

Seeing how upset they were, Mouse shook his head with regret on his face: "... Anyway, it's a cp game, I don't want to scold him."

Gas Lamp was indignant, he rolled his thin arms upwards, and a small golden curly hair fluttered in the wind and stuck to his face. He stroked his hair and comforted him: "I bah! This scumbag! Don't be sad, the rat, the scumbag is gone!" There is a lamp here."

Grass carp yawned and said, "Dengdeng, you light bulb took advantage of the blind cat's departure and wanted to take the opportunity to take the position. What's wrong with the mouse? Why do you only have him in your eyes? Is your brother Yu bad? Brother Yu's The chest is also broad, don't think that because the mouse is a little taller, he is the boss, the mouse is not only tall, he is also stooped."

After hearing this, the mouse wanted to curse.

Mr. Hu Lan straightened up, and knocked on their foreheads, "I said you guys never finished, the blind cat is gone, can you be more serious!"

Gas Lamp was stunned for a second, then nodded like a pounding garlic, raised the beer in his hand and said seriously: "Okay, I also know that the road is difficult, Duoqi Road, since the blind cat is gone, there are only four of us left, and we can't Give up, come, for the rise of Chinese rock! Cheers!"

Hu Lan and Grass Carp Mouse looked at each other, and it didn't take much to say that this guy was drunk again.

No one paid attention to him, Gas Lamp drank cup after cup by himself, his cheeks were flushed from drinking, and he gave away a song "Defend the Yellow River" for free at the barbecue stand.He shouted hoarsely, the veins on his neck were exposed, and everyone in the booth looked at him strangely. Hu Lan wanted to cover his mouth. Finally, the shopkeeper came out and asked him to keep his voice down, and he was embarrassed. He nodded obediently, artificially reduced the noise, hummed softly, and finally couldn't help crying while covering his head.

"Hulan, what should we do?"

"Why is the blind cat so hard to think about it? You can continue to play rock and roll after you get married. If you really can't, you can leave after giving birth to a second child."