Don't take the pot away after breaking up

University A has a very famous lake, the scenery is infinitely beautiful, but there are many couples.

At this moment, two tall boys squatted by the lake in an extremely heroic posture and studied something around.

"Tell me," Qin Bei looked at the body of the dead fish, and said in disbelief, "Is my mobile phone stuck in the fish's stomach?"

"I saw it with my own eyes." Sheng Kaige spread his hands helplessly, "At that time, my hand was only one centimeter away from Ka, but unfortunately this fish was too greedy. It took only a second before Ka was eaten by this dead fish. I Fish it up, and how to deal with it depends on your wishes."

Qin Bei couldn't bear to look at it, and euphemistically expressed that he was not interested in this fish: "I have never killed a fish, and I will leave it to you to dump the body and unload the cargo."

Sheng Kaige looked at the dirt on the dead fish with disgust: "...do you know how much effort it took me to catch it and knock it out? And I'm going to play basketball now!"

"Do me a favor, I'll make dinner." Qin Bei blurted out without thinking.

It can be seen that this kind of transaction is already very common.

"Five meals." Sheng Kaige opened his mouth loudly.

Qin Bei bargained: "Three meals."

Sheng Kaige beat him to death and didn't fight back: "Five meals."

Qin Bei didn't give up, and continued to bargain: "Four meals."

Sheng Kaige still didn't take the bait: "Five meals."

"Why don't you eat oil and salt?" Qin Bei was really convinced.

Sheng Kaige said triumphantly, "I'm not the kind of person with strong limbs and a simple mind."

"You can pull it down." Qin Bei recalled Xie Xuan's ruthless tone before he left, and sighed sadly, "Why do you think I believed your evil..."

"What does it mean to believe in me?" Sheng Kaige was unwilling, "It's not that you insisted that your boyfriend's friend seems to have a crush on your boyfriend, so you want to test your boyfriend's relationship with your boyfriend's friend." Don't have any ideas?"

"Stop, stop, stop." Qin Bei felt dizzy, "Did you say tongue twister? That's not what I meant either..."

"Then what do you mean?" Sheng Kaige squinted at him, "Although I don't know exactly what your relationship is like, but according to your description, the other party is very rational, but you are too emotional, so no matter what the other party is, Anyway, you must have gone too far."

Although he did it according to the method he said, but thinking about it, it must be quite extreme.

Who doesn't have self-esteem anymore?There is no need to fall in love and lower your status to the dust. No one is kneeling down and begging you to love him.

"What do you mean?" Qin Bei asked blankly.

Sheng Kaige said "tsk": "Let's not talk about this first, will five dinners be included? I don't guarantee that the phone will not be digested if it gets stuck in the fish's stomach."

Qin Bei, who had no common sense of life, couldn't help but agree.

Sheng Kaige happily found a stone and disemboweled the fish, then took out the phone card.

...It just looks a little horrible.

"Give."

Qin Bei took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped his phone card carefully.

This piece of paper was put in Xie Xuan's pocket the day before yesterday, and it was rare for a rough guy like Qin Bei to use it, so he didn't expect to use it for this aspect.

Then put it in the phone and turn it on.

no signal.

Waited and waited, still no signal.

Come on, five dinners for nothing.

Qin Bei and Sheng Kaige went to the cafeteria together.

Sheng Kaige seemed to remember suddenly: "Isn't there a new roommate in our dormitory besides you? Do you want to say hello?"

New roommate?

Qin Bei smiled darkly: "That's my boyfriend."

So even though Qin Bei and Xie Xuan are awkwardly telling the whole world that they broke up, no one calls each other "ex-boyfriends".

In addition to fighting for that breath in front of each other.

Sheng Kaige was dumbfounded: "Fuck, are you telling the truth? Then you have no points?"

"Divided. But the school has been arranged together." Qin Bei said, "Who knows what happened."

When Qin Bei arrived at the dormitory, he found out that his roommate was Sheng Kaige. As for who the other two were, he had no idea.

"Think about it...well, Xie Xuan is from the School of Food Science, right? It just so happens that my roommate was assigned to my dormitory because of the lack of beds." Sheng Kaige rubbed his chin, "He is also from the School of Food Science."

Qin Bei didn't care about it at all.

Throughout the food academy, he only knew two people.

One is Xie Xuan, and the other is Xie Xuan's childhood sweetheart.

what do you say that is?

It looks like some kind of fish.

Qin Bei thought perfunctorily, but since they can continue to live together, he can stop thinking about that matter.

"So should you ask him to go with you?" Sheng Kaige repeated wordlessly.

"No." Qin Bei categorically vetoed it.

When they "just passed by" the bottom of the dormitory, Qin Bei said slowly, "But since you are his roommate, wouldn't it be nice not to eat together on the first day?"

"Then what do you mean?" Sheng Kaige passed the stairs very understandingly.

"Go and call him." Qin Bei said, "I didn't suggest it."

Sheng Kaige: "..."

Such a hypocritical and arrogant guy, why does he have a boyfriend?

There is no one in this world who can bear him, not the domineering president.

Sheng Kaige climbed up to the third floor and then came down again.

"He's not coming?" Qin Bei asked.

Sheng Kaige spread his hands: "There is no one in the dormitory."

Life is unsatisfactory nine times out of ten.

Twenty out of ten times Qin Bei's life was unsatisfactory.

He came to the cafeteria to eat, and happened to meet two seats, just sat down and raised his head...

Xie Xuan and that fish were sitting together talking and laughing while eating.

There's no point in talking to him at all.

The little vinegar bucket in my heart "crashed" and overturned again!

sour!

The author has something to say: Shura Field is scheduled! (fog)

Yu Yueze: I'm really annoyed that a straight man of mine is treated as a rival in love, I don't want to lose face! !

Sheng Kaige: I have already seen through everything as a witty person, so let me break the tragedy!

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