My support is not gentle [e-sports]

My name is Mao Wuji. According to my mother, the name is Wuji. It means no taboo, not taboo. It is a very accessible name. According to my grandma, hey, as long as your mother is happy, According to my father, my mother was crazy about Zhang Cuishan in "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji" that year. After she wanted to change her name to Su Su but was rejected by the police uncle in charge of household registration, she stretched her devil's claws on me and gave me very firmly. He named it Wuji.

From the question of my mother naming me, it can be seen how unreliable my mother is, and how unreliable my father is. The family of the special work, I have determined to be a calm and calm handsome man since I was a child, the third is calm, the second is calm, and the handsome man is the first.

From the fact that my father’s surname is not Zhang and his name is not Zhang Cuishan, my mother is still willing to live with him, and I know how beautiful my father is. Fortunately, I look more like my mother, so I am more beautiful than my father. At such a level, I emphasize my appearance, not because I am immature and not calm, but because I feel that my later misery must be caused by this particularly flowery beauty.

I have already emphasized that I am a young and mature handsome man, so I was very sensible when I was young, with excellent character and learning. Let the world deeply understand that there are still differences in personality between me and my unreliable mother, but suddenly one day I reached the stage of rebellion. I have been thinking deeply about why I want to learn this matter, and then found Studying seems like I have nothing to do.

Later, I successfully entered a more glittering high school. In the third year of high school, I discovered a game called "League of Legends", and there are competitions in this game. I fell in love with it that year. A mature and handsome professional player like me, his name is Qiao Mu, and his game id is Joe.

Although I like the game "League of Legends" very much, as a mature and stable handsome male candidate in the third year of high school, in order to set a good example for my mother in life, I still study very self-disciplined and earnestly pass the university entrance exam. Went to a more glittering university.

In my freshman year, the professional player I liked named Qiao Mu had to retire because of an accident and got injured. It was a pity that he retired, so it inspired me to start my career. Unprecedented ambitions, I feel that I can no longer be willing to swim in the ocean of knowledge all day long. I have to work hard, I want to make progress, and I want to become an excellent professional player.

When I set this goal in life, I even set up my professional ID. My idol ID is Joe, so I decided to call my professional ID Xiao Qiao. Of course, I don’t want to do this anymore. Come to think of it, because every time I see a talented support player of a certain team, I feel a little pain in the balls.

Let's talk about my career path. In my freshman year, when I decided to become a professional player, I registered a string of garbled ids in the first area of ​​China Telecom, because many professional players use With such a game account, I feel that I am about to become a professional player, so I have to be like them in every aspect.

After I registered the account of Ionia, I upgraded and bought heroes in high spirits first. After I could play the threshold of placement matches, I immediately played ten placement matches, and then I wondered if it was the system of "League of Legends" Jealous of my talent and good looks, it positioned me at the Brass Three.

I don’t think it doesn’t matter if you have a brass three, and the brass five is at the bottom. Compared with them, I can be regarded as talented, but geniuses also need hard work, so I use all my spare time to practice "League of Legends" Game, after a year of unremitting efforts, I finally upgraded from brass three to silver four, I think I am one step closer to my dream of playing professionally, as long as I play from silver to gold, from gold to platinum, from platinum to From diamond to super master, and then from super master to king, there will definitely be clubs that want to hire me.

If I get promoted by one rank a year, I will be able to play professionally in five years. At that time, I may be a little older than other professional players. I don’t know if they call me uncle or I call them senior. The problem has plagued me throughout my sophomore year.

My freshman year, I was a brass III.

In my sophomore year, I was Silver Four.

My junior year, I was a brass four.

In my senior year, I became an unknown brass troll in Ionia, the first area of ​​the grid.

In fact, I should be grateful to "League of Legends", because I once suspected that I was not my mother's own, but she bought roasted sweet potatoes as a gift, but after years of unremitting efforts by the majority of brass pit friends, I finally found out that I am indeed My mother's own son, like a fake, exudes a domineering arrogance all over his body.

Grab my position, I spray.

Grab my head, I spray.

Grab my big chariot soldiers, I will spray.

The name is not good, I spray.

The skin is not good-looking, I spray it.

There are always a few days every month, there is no reason, anyway, I spray.

After becoming an unknown troll on a well-known server, I finally discovered a cruel reality, that is, I may not be able to become a professional player. The whole world is playing me, so my rank has been hovering between silver and brass. If I can't rely on talent, then I won't rely on beauty. After all, I am a person with principles and integrity .

After graduating from university, I faced a new choice in my life. Although there are many professional jobs that I can do, I always feel that I still lack some enthusiasm. When I was searching and thinking about it, I suddenly saw a The e-sports news that makes me happy, my beloved professional player has returned to China, he has become a coach this time, and will lead a brand new team to compete in lpl.

Although I failed to become the Xiao Qiao player who inherited the will of q, I must still have other ways to get closer to my idol. I started to search for recruitment information related to "League of Legends", but unfortunately the league did not recruit new people at that time , but there is no unparalleled road. My uncle, yes, is the brother of my unreliable mother. He has a close relationship with a very experienced staff member of the alliance. I asked his old friend to help and ask if he can become a related household. I think there is a great chance.

My uncle’s old friend uncle who has been a security guard in the league for many years is very reliable. He entrusted another aunt who was doing cleaning in the alliance, and the other aunt entrusted a sister of a staff member she knew well. , the clerk sister entrusted her supervisor's brother in charge, and then the brother in charge went to hr to ask, and then they were impressed by my gleaming graduation certificate, dozens of various award certificates, and flowery beauty. Officially became a staff member of the alliance.

Because I can speak mandarin, turn on and off the microphone, restart the computer, and look like a flower, so hr thinks that I can be a referee. It happened to be during the offseason, and I went through a period of professional training. and assessment, and then officially became a glorious LPL on-site referee.

As a referee, I think the first thing I need to do is to be upright, impartial, and not influence the game according to my own preferences. Later, other referees told me that I can’t control the game, so I don’t want to think too much. My job It is to help the players ask for a timeout when they feel that they need a timeout, and to persuade them not to force them when they don't need a timeout but still have a timeout.

At that time, I was naive, innocent and beautiful. I thought that everyone was a professional player, and they all had professional qualities. Even if I didn’t need to remind them, they wouldn’t talk nonsense. Of course, the point of the matter is not here, the point of the matter is at that time I am innocent, pure and beautiful, so I yearn for my idol Qiao Mu's team with all my heart.

Through the internal relationship of the alliance, I found out that Qiao Mu's team is called the gg team. Although every time I hear the word gg, I will have a professional troll attack and want to troll people on the game settlement interface, but because this is The name of my idol team, I still think it sounds nice and sacred, with its own radiance.

After knowing the name of Qiao Mu's team, I, who was organized and efficient, immediately started my own actions. I bribed other coaches in various ways, luring them with delicious food and seductive sex. I successfully replaced all the games of the gg team in the regular season of the spring split with me as their referee. I am looking forward, looking forward, looking forward to the arrival of the spring split, looking forward to that perfect encounter.

In my imagination, Qiao Mu was on the field blusteringly, and I stood behind him watching him accompany him, giving him endless support and strength, we fought side by side, and we smiled at each other.

However, the cruel reality is that Qiao Mu's bp time on stage was very short. In that short ten minutes, Qiao Mu looked at every professional player in their team, smiled at them, and chatted with them gently. , discussing the game bp with them in a good temper, although he would politely nod to me every time he stepped on and off the stage, but I'm sure, he didn't think I was any special person at all, as expected of me Men, don't be tempted in front of such beautiful women.

I used to think that not getting Qiao Mu's attention was the most tragic thing in life. However, as the Spring Split progressed, I realized that I was completely wrong. The greatest tragedy in life is not that your idol ignores you, nor The id of your following idol was robbed by a sesame bun who was younger, more beautiful than you, richer than you, and more talented than you. The greatest tragedy in life is that those who snatch Qiao Mu’s attention, I can’t help it Don't stand aside and watch them all the time.

They sit, I stand, they compete, I watch, they push, I listen, this sounds too much, right, but these demons are still not satisfied, they probably covet my beauty, I don’t know when it started, they actually added scenes to me like crazy, they wanted to ask the girls in the audience for their phone number, they wanted me for the flooded keyboard, they wanted me for their teammates singing badly, they wanted me for a disagreement Look for me, they want to fight the opponents, they want to look for me, they even want to hear "Eight Kills" and they want to look for me.

frenzied!

Human tragedy!

Tolerable or unbearable!

In fact, I am a very stubborn person. I don't fight. It is definitely not because the middle field of the gg team scolded the referees when they played professionally in the lspl secondary league. I ignored them. It is because I am mature and stable. In "lpl referee" Before the implementation of the Personal Safety Protection Law, I will continue to be so mature and steady.

Alright, that's all for today's self-introduction. After all, the next game is about to start. Every game of the gg team is a one-on-five battle in my life. Mao Wuji, come on!

The author has something to say:

Thank you? w? Ms. Yan, do you still have a mine that is delicious~

Thank you, Ms. Faerless, the lord said that this request is very reasonable, mine~

Thank you, Ms. Sake Chengge, did you wake up after dreaming about preserved egg mud? Dei Lei~

Thank you, little dimple. Ms. Sister, there will always be spaces and mines on the sofa~

[I am a vegetarian today, there are no beauties in the space, only a handsome nine-year-old child! 】

Just finished writing Xiao Qiao lying on the sofa and sleeping on the lord's leg, watching lpl today and seeing the live version, caught off guard a mouthful of dog food

Ah, Pi Dandan was thinking that I am so smart, should I write a world champion and give me a hand to lpl! ! !