My support is not gentle [e-sports]

After the opening performance of "Seagrass Dance", which is so ancient and modern, the infected audience couldn't be calm for a long time. Hong Xing and Su Muzhe returned to their respective teams and were beaten violently. Liu Shang hid in the corner and shivered.It was only after Hong Xing and Su Muzhe squatted down with their heads in their hands to reflect on each other that order was restored in the venue.

Seeing that the atmosphere gradually calmed down, Bai Chuan said with a smile, "You can't have dance without songs, right? We lpl e-sports death singers often make big moves during the live broadcast. Let's listen to the live version next. Please invite the hp team The assistant cauldron, the assistant Xiaoji of the car team, the assistant king of the cd team, and the adc Hua Mulan of the cd team will perform a "Song of the Next Road" changed from "Where Are We Going, Dad" together, please give them a warm applause .”

The audience in the audience applauded and booed together, and the cauldron, Xiao Ji, king and Hua Mulan quickly walked to the center of the stage. Compared with the previous three heroes in tights, their outfits were much more normal, and the four I also bowed in unison, looking very serious, with our differences written all over my face.

The accompaniment music started soon, and the three assistants and one ADC also started their performances.

king: ADC, can you sing "Little Star"?

Mulan: Shut up!

king: Then let me teach you?

Mulan: Shut up!

king: twinkletwinklelittlestar, how wonder what you are.

Hua Mulan: Shut up!

Cauldron: There is a cool guy in my bot lane.

Hua Mulan: Three heads and six arms are invulnerable.

king: His nerves are also a little rough.

Xiao Ji: Take me to live in Xialu.

Mulan: Thank you for protecting me, my big Tam.

king: You are the family member I have sold the most.

Cauldron: The hard work of stabilizing the laning phase.

Xiao Ji: For you, rain or shine.

king: ad, ad, where are we going?If I'm here, I'm not afraid of anything.

Hua Mulan: Support, support, put me in the bottom lane, I will definitely lose if I get gank.

Cauldron: ad, ad, where are we going?If I'm here, I'm not afraid of anything.

Xiaoji: ad, ad, I am your big tree, able to resist, fight and output.

king: My ad is a myth.

Xiao Ji: Face-to-face skills are not inserted.

Cauldron: Even if you lose all your teeth after being beaten.

Hua Mulan: I can also call out to protect me.

king: ad, ad, shall we demolish the tower?If I'm here, I'm not afraid of anything.

Hua Mulan: Get out, get out, I don't want to lose, the opposite jungler is lurking.

Cauldron: ad, ad, shall we demolish the tower?The bottom lane on the opposite side is already dead and going home.

Xiao Ji: ad, ad, do you have any output, the economy is all fed to pigs.

king: ad, ad, where are we going?You are my heaven and earth.

Hua Mulan: Support, support, can you stop chasing, your ad will kneel again.

Xiao Ji: Twinkle twinkle bright.

Cauldron: The sky is full of little stars.

king: twinkletwinklelittlestar, howi wonder...

Hua Mulan: Shut up!

Because of the "Seagrass Dance" that lowered the bottom line, the "Song of the Road" performed by Daguo and others was very popular. The audience applauded and expressed their appreciation for you. Ren Baichuan and Qingtang returned to the stage again, and Baichuan said in a troubled manner, "After listening to the songs of the four of you, I don't know how many teams other than the gg team will have their way to the end tonight. Next, let's have a very literary song." Let’s ease the intense atmosphere with the show.”

Qingtang: "I invite Zhuang Sheng from the jj team to perform poetry recitation for us."

Bai Ji, who was drinking juice, spit out all the juice in his mouth with a puff. Bai Mo was busy handing tissues to his brother. Bai Ji grabbed a handful of tissues and wiped his mouth indiscriminately. He coughed and said, "I'll go , This kind of show can still crash into cars, it must be evil."

At this time, the jungler Zhuang Sheng of the jj team had already stepped onto the stage, and said to the sound engineer seriously, "Let's have a lyrical music."

The sound engineer gave an ok gesture, and then played "Marriage March", Zhuang Shengsheng looked at the sound engineer unrequitedly, the sound engineer understood, and changed to "Xi Shua Shua", Zhuang Sheng said sincerely, "Sound teacher, you can get off work, goodbye, no delivery."

The audience in the audience roared with laughter, the sound engineer gave another ok gesture, and turned off the music directly. Zhuang Sheng re-brewed his emotions, and read aloud with emotion, "In the vast sea."

666 of the hp team shouted, "Big sea!"

Zhuang Sheng gave Xiao Liu an arrogant look, and continued to recite emotionally, "The Rabid Dog hits the dark clouds."

The evil intention of the jj team demolished the platform of his teammates, and then shouted, "Surprise!"

Zhuang Sheng rolled his eyes and continued to recite dignifiedly, "Between the dark clouds and the sea."

The VIP's banjin shouted, "There's a petrel, please carry it down!"

Cui Yunxian and Zhuang Sheng have a good relationship, and they also booed, "Zhuang Sheng, your Chinese is really tricky!"

The unbearable Zhuang Sheng was about to refute, but saw that their team's evil heart and Dianmo had already taken the stage, and the two of them couldn't help but hold Zhuang Sheng's body and the other hugged Zhuang Sheng's legs, and directly lifted Zhuang Sheng to the bottom of the stage Go, point the ink and said to the audience, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I interrupted you, give me the medicine right away."

The sound engineer who was urged by Zhuang Sheng to get off work played "Goodbye" very well.

Everyone in the audience laughed and patted the table, Bai Ji said to Xiao Qiao while hahaha, "Did you see, the current Zhuang Sheng is just you for a while."

Bai Mo made up the knife, "When the time comes, my brother and I will show up, and you can let the lord and princess hug you."

Xiao Qiao calmly sighed and said "bai erbai".

After Zhuang Sheng howled and was carried away by his teammates, Baichuan and Qingtang returned to the stage again. Baichuan said with emotion, "This is because our organizers didn't prepare well. We will prepare wheelchairs and stretchers in advance next year. Those who step down from the stage can also be more decent."

Qingtang also smiled and said, "Everyone has watched a series of wonderful programs, why don't we play a small game to have fun now, this game is very simple, it's called "Mind Consonance", where one person makes moves and one person guesses What is it describing, of course our lpl game must be guessing related to the game, we have to guess the hero in the game."

Baichuan continued, "We will invite five groups of guests to participate in the game. As for who will participate, it depends on the numbers on the arms of the five guests that will be drawn by the big screen."

After Baichuan said the start, the numbers on the big screen began to scroll quickly, Bai Ji and Bai Mo were eager to try, and many people from other teams were shouting for me, me, me, and then Qingtang yelled a stop , Five sets of numbers surfaced, namely 126, 249, 55, 73, and 234.

Qingtang said with a smile, "Okay, welcome to the guests with these five numbers.

Xiao Qiao's number is 249, he was urged to go on stage by Bai Ji and Bai Mo, and Su Muzhe from Ob team, Ba Liang from VIP team, Fifteen from BJ team, and SSS team were also drawn apple.

Qingtang carefully checked the number plates on the five people's arms, and then said, "Then let's invite these five guests to invite partners who will cooperate with me to complete the game. I know everyone has a good relationship, and the scope of invitations varies Limited to this team, just pick and choose.

Su Muzhe stood first, and he enthusiastically shouted to the audience, "Brother Fan!"

Feng Fan said coldly, "Get lost."

Su Muzhe: "Oh."

The audience roared with laughter, and Su Muzhe, who was rejected miserably, shouted again, "Xue Chengyi!"

Xue Chengyi followed suit, "Get lost."

The audience continued to laugh.

Su Muzhe pushed his glasses with his index finger and asked wittily, "Xue Chengyi, don't you want to beat Xiao Qiao?"

Hearing the words "beat Xiao Qiao", OB jungler Xue Chengyi stood up and strode towards the stage, Xiao Qiao heard Apple standing next to him say, "Don't junglers use brains now? "

After Su Muzhe finished selecting people, Baliang also invited his teammate Banjin, and then Fifteen called Shiliu for help. Apple scanned the people he knew well, and felt that only Liangshen had an online IQ, and Apple invited only a few people. When Liang came to the stage, Rong Liaoliang also readily accepted it.

Xiao Qiao was the last one, and after the others finished choosing, Baichuan handed the microphone to Xiao Qiao and asked, "Who does Xiao Qiao plan to invite as a partner?"

Before Rong Qiao Mu could answer, everyone in the audience started to shout at the lord in unison, but Xiao Qiao didn't say anything, because he felt that the lord didn't like such troublesome things that show his face, and he was thinking whether to shout Yan came to help, but saw a louder cheer from his team, the lord had already stood up, walking towards the stage calmly with his hands in his pockets.

Looking at the lord, Xiao Qiao couldn't help but smile with crooked eyebrows. The lights on the scene were a bit dazzling, and he was a little unsure if he also saw a fleeting smile in the lord's eyes.

After the five groups of contestants have assembled, the game officially begins. Each group of contestants has 2 minutes to guess, and the winner is the one who guesses the most. If the entries are missed, ten seconds will be deducted.

The first group to debut in the game is Su Muzhe and Xue Chengyi of the OB team. The two aggressively claimed to defeat the Yuqiao combination. After 2 minutes, Su Muzhe was sweating profusely. Unable to guess it, Bai Chuan said in a troubled manner, "If you want to beat the lord and Xiao Qiao in this record, I'm afraid they can't guess at all and you have to win one."

After Su Muzhe finished the comparison, it was Banjin and Baliang's turn again. These two old teammates obviously had a good understanding, and they made gestures and guesses without haste, and guessed three heroes in total.

Then the third group was Fifteen and Sixteen. Before the competition, the two claimed to be playing together from a black Internet cafe. They even knew exactly what color the other party was wearing today. Then this pair of bamboo horses and bamboo horses spent 2 minutes. In a short period of time, a total of one hero was guessed, and Shiliu was the one who got it right after talking nonsense.

Compared with the first three groups, Liangshen and Apple with both IQ and good looks are scary. Apple calmly thinks about the most expressive way to remind Liangshen, and Rong Liaoliang's response is also very fast, almost very fast They were able to guess which hero it was, and their performance received a lot of applause from the audience. In the end, the two of them guessed a total of six heroes, and they were able to guess one correctly in 20 seconds on average.

After Apple and Liangshen's results came out, it was the lord's and Xiao Qiao's turn. Qingtang smiled and asked Xiao Qiao who was about to do the action, "How is it? Is there any pressure? Can you surpass your brother?"

Xiao Qiao replied modestly, "Try it."

As a fisherman and woodcutter, Qingtang cheered enthusiastically, then started the timer, and then, in the words Zhuang Sheng later posted on Weibo, it was the time when the lord and Xiao Qiao entered their frenzied show of affection.

Xiao Qiao made a 998.

Protagonist: Wind Girl.

Xiao Qiao stretched out three fingers, pointed to the one in the middle, then pointed to the lord and waved again.

Protagonist: Yasuo.

Xiao Qiao made a gesture of playing the piano.

Protagonist: Qin Nu.

Xiao Qiao opened her mouth very cutely, and bit the air three times in a row.

Protagonist: Tam.

Xiao Qiao stretched out three fingers again, this time pointing to the rightmost one, and pointing at the master again gave a thumbs up.

Protagonist: Policewoman.

Xiao Qiao stroked her hair, then pointed to Dabai Erbai in the audience.

Protagonist: Ryze.

Xiao Qiao pointed at the old iron in the audience, covered his eyes again, and gestured to drive.

Protagonist: Sean.

The old iron shouted in dissatisfaction, "Your uncle, didn't you hit the wall once with your big move in the competition, you two remember that the children and grandchildren are full!"

Old Tie's angry denunciation caused a lot of laughter, while Xiao Qiao said to Qingtang, "No more, there are seven, we should win."

Qingtang looked down at his watch, and the time only took one minute and one second, an average of 8 seconds to guess one more hero, it was frantic, Bai Chuan asked puzzledly, "How did you guess, what do you mean by three fingers? "

The lord replied calmly, "It's so simple, so it's hard to guess. There are three lanes up, middle, and down. The middle of the finger must be talking about the hero in the middle lane. The only one I have used recently that has a bad record is Yasuo."

Ban Jin yelled, "It's easy to guess who you are mocking, you have a big problem."

Baliang also booed, "Taunting the opponent, this will be banned in LPL, all our contestants strongly demand that they both be disqualified."

Xiao Qiao replied, "It's not your turn to disqualify the prize."

Banjin and Baliang felt aggrieved when they heard it, and turned sideways to drag the other three teams to yell at Xiao Qiao, but they were even more aggrieved to find that no one paid any attention to them at all. Su Muzhe and Xue Chengyi were busy complaining about each other. Shiliu and Shiliu were wretchedly pulling each other's waistbands to see the color of each other's underwear, Apple's face was expressionless, and he smiled brightly without saying a word.

Qingtang took the microphone and said earnestly with a smile like an old aunt, "As the leader of a fan of fishing and woodcutters, I am relieved to see that you are so affectionate."

After hearing Qingtang's words, the audience burst into laughter again, and Xiao Shou shouted fearlessly, "My lord, are you a fan today? My lord, have you favored your assistant today?"

The lord took the microphone and said threateningly, "Xiao Shou, let's meet in a different group next week."

The author has something to say: Thank you? w? Who is Miss Ah Yan who made Ah Yanyan autistic~

Thank you, Miss behappy, for perfectly taking down the landmines that occupied the space on the sofa~

Thank you, Ms. Faerless, for taking it out alone and saying that the lord does not want face mine~

Thank you for playing and breaking Miss Sister Lao Su said that I appreciate your mines~

Thank you Miss Sister Mijiu for soaking the white crow in blood. Such a shameful word is what you call a mine

Thank you for the enigmatic spectator, my enigmatic temperament, enigmatic mine~

Thank you, Ms. Sake Chengge, Pidandan for bringing you a set of land mines that kill chickens~

Thank you for the messages from the little sisters with names and the nutrient solution from the unsung heroes~

[I heard that behappy An Meiren wants to spend a good time with me. 】

You want to watch poetry recitations, you see it, hahahahaha. . .