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The Lin family's Saturday was in chaos.

The teacher's dormitory building has been around for a certain period of time, and the stairwell is relatively narrow, the kind where you have to hang up from the window to buy large furniture, but now it has been filled with a burst of noise mixed with laughter.

Lin Yu was surrounded stiffly in the middle of the crowd. Mother Lin straddled Lin Yu with one hand in a posture that no flower from the Chinese department used to have, and greeted Qi Jing who was at the front of the line to help move things with the other hand. And followed by the seven aunts and eight aunts.The whole stairwell is haunted by words such as "I said that Lin Yu is actually a good-looking child, but he doesn't like to dress up", "This person relies on clothes, the clothes chosen by Bai Hong (Mother Lin's name) are really beautiful..." or "My A Sen also likes to be slovenly, I'll take him to buy a few sets some other day..." and so on, mixed with bursts of laughter, Lin Yu was surrounded by this group of people, and was surrounded all the way to the house.Papa Lin has rich experience, he had already hid in the study when he heard the voice through the door, let alone come out to rescue Lin Yu.

Lin Yu's current situation is like a computer infected with a virus. Anyway, his mind is full of unfamiliar words that he can't recognize. After a while, his aunt said, "This shirt looks better, the light blue complements the skin tone, and the beige color is too plain. After a while, another aunt said, "It's better to put all the hair up. It looks old and refreshing. Little girls like boys like this..." He really didn't know that the color can be added with adjectives, and the hair is also What does it have to do with "refreshing".Forget it, and he was pulled up from time to time and compared with him with a piece of clothing. Lin Yu silently calculated their current enthusiasm and the speed at which their enthusiasm was fading, and listed a "passion fading" in his mind. Curve”, desperate to find myself being tossed at least until dinner.

Forget it, the presence of the new contact lenses is too strong, Lin Yu feels that every time he blinks, he is counting down the life of his cornea, just now at the optical shop, he studied the ingredients on the contact lens packaging, Then I analyzed the oxygen permeability of the cornea and the oxygen permeability of the cornea to the clerk who was desperately selling and Mama Lin, and after using contact lenses to block the oxygen permeability of the cornea, as a result, new blood vessels could only grow around the eyeballs to compensate, and finally the blood vessels grew until the black eye. go inside.

The clerk was dumbfounded.

Mama Lin slapped Lin Yu on the back of the head to end his argument. When he was about to tell Mama Lin that a slap on the back of the head would be life-threatening, Mama Lin had already grabbed the collar of his newly changed shirt and moved him to the clerk. With a push, let him stop talking nonsense and go directly to optometry.

Later, Lin Yu stood here wearing the newly fitted contact lenses.

He couldn't help but silently calculate whether he could develop a fake eye that could replace the real one before his cornea fell off, or whether he could write the most successful symphony in his music career like Beethoven after he was deaf. After being blind, he can still go for the highest award in the physics world.But I am a bit more respectable than Beethoven, because even today there are still many medical scientists who believe that Beethoven's deafness is caused by syphilis due to a debauched life, and his contact lenses were forced by Lin's mother.

A group of aunts and aunts in the living room discussed for a long time, and the aunt and aunt discussed hairstyles so happily that they said: "It's good to ask the little boy's opinion..."

The other middle-aged women said "Okay, okay" one after another, and then looked at Lin Yu.

Lin Yu felt the straight shirt collar scratching his neck, and he could feel the friction of contact lenses every time he rolled his eyes.

He pondered for a moment, then said: "Actually, from a sociological point of view, clothing has only universal properties: maintaining temperature and covering private parts, and functional, such as white coats for professional work situations, rubber jumpsuits for fishing work, etc., and shirts for casual occasions. I think any clothing that sacrifices comfort for appearance should be eliminated, even if it is to attract the attention of the opposite sex to help courtship, but also…”

"Let's see which T-shirt to wear with these jeans..." Mama Lin picked up a pair of jeans and interrupted Lin Yu's popularization. The posture directly entered another noisy discussion period.

Lin Yu silently finished the interrupted words in his mind.

In fact, he can still understand that modern people use the so-called "formal clothes" to distinguish various communication occasions, but he can't understand the behavior of confusing the information that the clothes want to express with the essence of people. In his opinion, Beethoven Even wearing the so-called "hip-hop style" is Beethoven who is good at classical music. Clothes can't represent the essence of people at all, and they can't even integrate with the essence of people, so the so-called fashion industry has no meaning at all.

However, the lethality of these older female relatives who are addicted to the traps of the fashion industry can definitely kill a hundred science students like Lin Yu.

Lin Yu could only learn from Father Lin, recite various laws silently in his heart, and rely on his inner love for science to survive this period of dire straits.

Lin Yu used the "enthusiasm decline curve" and the research on the time spent on each piece of clothing to find out the time consumed by this incident using two methods.In fact, this group of aunts and aunts stopped at about the same time as he expected. When it got dark, Mother Lin put away her clothes and said that she would go into the kitchen to cook two dishes and have a "rich" dinner for them. The women all said with ashen faces that there were still various things waiting at home or "you should take a good rest after a busy day today..." and then scattered.

Mother Lin could only look at Lin Yu expectantly.

Lin Yu turned her head silently, and took the initiative to cover her face with the hat she just bought.

During dinner time, Papa Lin took the initiative to pack a bowl of rice and packed a lot of dishes, and then said that he hadn’t finished the book, so he continued to go back to the study. They were rejected on the grounds of "different professions and unable to communicate".

In fact, I can’t blame Papa Lin for being unfeeling, who made Lin Yu boldly propose when discussing with Papa Lin at home last time, “In fact, we can consider incorporating chemistry into physics, and then use it as a branch of physics such as ‘molecules’.” "Physics" exists as well..." Father Lin got up and silently took back the laboratory key he gave Lin Yu. Since then, Lin Yu can no longer just stay in his laboratory and use the X-ray fluorescence spectrometer to guess metals. .

Lin Yu sat at the dining table all night and chewed something that Lin's mother mixed with homemade salad dressing. I don't know if it was a grass root or something, and then ate two pieces of fish that seemed to be fished out of the wine. Lin's mother claimed that it was her Last month, I realized a new dish from Dad Lin’s chemistry book, because alcohol can decompose protein to help the body absorb it. Regarding this, Lin Yu didn’t even bother to tell her that alcohol denatures protein instead of decomposing it, and the purity must be higher than 70% % will do.

In fact, popularizing scientific principles to a pure liberal arts student is an endless and hopeless task. Papa Lin’s painful experience over the years has already demonstrated this point.Fortunately, Papa Lin has surrendered silently now, and he can now nod calmly while listening to Mama Lin propagandizing scientific knowledge with an expert attitude.

As for Lin Yu, he just wants to remind Papa Lin to keep those books in the study that Mama Lin "thinks she understands" better.

The next morning, Mama Lin made a drink that was said to have more calories than beef, and then watched Lin Yu drink it. When Lin Yu just heard Mama Lin’s announcement, her first reaction was that her distillation machine must have been broken But Lin's father gave Lin Yu a reassuring look, which roughly said, "The last time your mother cooperated with a foreign country on an archaeological project, the result was that she could only rely on a translator to say good morning to her colleagues. Do you think she can operate the English language?" Distiller? And with her chemistry level, which she never passed, can she count calories, something so esoteric?"

No matter what, Lin Yu drank the drink anyway.I ate two more boiled eggs.Then Mama Lin dressed him neatly, and strictly ordered him not to take off contact lenses, not to touch his hair, not to roll up his sleeves, and then patted him hard on the shoulder in a way of not knowing that she was riding a horse in Mongolia. The tone I learned at the time was still how I came here and said confidently: "Son! Let's go!"

Lin Yu was shot three inches shorter by her, and set off with a schoolbag containing the "meeting gift" that Lin's mother gave Cheng Xi.

Because she was afraid that her hairstyle would be messed up on the bus, Lin’s mother prepared the taxi fare for Lin Yu last night. "Funds", etc...Lin Yu took a lot of chemical test tubes from Papa Lin, and then filled them with 18×180 or 20×200 different types of test tubes according to the volume of the money, and marked the purpose of the money on the test tubes, Then glue them in a row with industrial tape, which looks a bit like a panpipe.Fortunately, Lin's mother didn't know how Lin Yu put money in this way—as a normal person, Lin's mother can definitely imagine how the people around her would use it when Lin Yu took out this "panpipe" in front of everyone. Look at him.

"Well, Xiaoyu is leaving." Cheng Xi sat on a chair with his mobile phone, put his feet on another chair, and flicked through a row of clothes with different styles in the closet. He always dressed casually, but Shen Ze His mother felt that she was Cheng Xi's guardian, and she often came to take care of his basic necessities of life. In addition, there was "Mrs. Qin".

She probably wants Cheng Xi to have the same life as her other children, so no matter what good things, as long as the children in the family have them, she will ask Lao Lin to prepare a copy for Cheng Xi.She hadn't thought about it—probably she didn't want to think about it. In Cheng Xi's capacity, there was no chance of using these expensive clothes and the extremely luxurious handmade suits.

Yi Yunyou was wearing a simple light blue shirt with khaki pants underneath, leaning against the window, looking at Cheng Xi.

"The little fishes are gone, we should go too..."

"Don't worry." Cheng Xi turned the chair, glanced at the floor-to-ceiling mirror, and then glanced at the closet seemingly casually: "We will drive there by ourselves, in time."

Yi Yunyou smiled and did not expose him.

Lin Yu is actually quite right about one thing, he is a person who knows the world, he is actually more sophisticated than anyone else, just like he has always smiled faintly at Wanran, like he knows that Cheng Xi is actually thinking about it. What clothes to wear can give Xiaoyu a better first impression.

However, being able to see through does not mean jumping out.

After all, he is Yi Yunyou, and he spends his time in the game because he can't build such a big gang in the game without any worries like Cheng Xi.He gave up on Lin Yu also because he is a person who lives by the rules.

With that in mind, there is nothing to regret.

"I think," he let go of his embraced arms, stood up straight, walked to the closet, picked out a black Armani, and threw it on Cheng Xi: "It's better for you to wear black, and white is too student-friendly." I’m so angry, I can’t hold back those kids.”

Cheng Xi took it.

"Then you go first, I'll come after I change my clothes."

As Yi Yunyou expected, a minute later, Cheng Xi appeared downstairs in the dormitory, wearing that "student-like" white shirt.Perhaps the corner of Yi Yunyou's mouth unconsciously brought a smile, but Cheng Da's leader suddenly looked serious: "It's so hot outside, I'm too lazy to wear black!"

Yi Yunyou laughed silently in his heart.

Maybe those kids need a cold-faced leader to keep them calm, but Cheng Xi, who has never been a good boy since elementary school, has been thinking hard today about how to dress bookishly so that a certain A "scholar" should not feel "unaccompanied" among those children.For a person who has skipped classes since junior high school, this is simply a daunting task. After all, "interlacing lines is like a mountain", he doesn't understand the aesthetics of scholars at all.

Yi Yunyou put his hands in his trouser pockets and got into the car slowly. Although he was not in a good mood, he still smiled habitually.

Speaking of which, this is the first time in Master Cheng's life that he has taken into account other people's feelings.