Online Games: Light and Dust

The art of this game is pretty good, and it’s a 3D game again. Layers of stone roads sometimes pass through the bamboo forest on the mountainside, sometimes cross the valley stream, and sometimes turn into a hundred-foot cliff. Lin Yu can only stick to the mountain road carefully. edge walk.

But the danger is the danger, even at this time, Lin Yu still remembers to chat with Fenghuo, because this can "promote the relationship" - the original words of Lin's mother.

[Team] Zifeiyu: Fenghuo, what color do you like?

[Team] Beacon: Black.

[Team] Zifeiyu: What kind of food do you like?

[Team] Beacon: Braised saury in braised sauce.

【Team】Zi Feiyu: What sports do you like?

[Team] Beacon: Basketball.

[Team] Fenghuo: Xiaoyu, why don't you ask me about my favorite movies and music?

[Team] Zi Feiyu: Yes.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: What is your favorite movie?What's your favorite music?

Cheng Xi in front of the computer helplessly held his forehead, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

[Team] Beacon: The Lion King, Symphony of Destiny.

[Team] Fenghuo: Xiaoyu.

Lin Yu only had time to type a "?" before he saw the screen spinning, and after a short red light, the screen turned gray.

He silently took out a Resurrection Pill, and the screen returned to color. Xiao Xinglin was standing on the narrow Shu Road, next to the cliff.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: I just forgot to look at the road.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: What is your favorite animal?

Cheng Xi was already speechless by Lin Yu's series of "flowing" movements as he quickly got up after falling to his death and continued to "interrogate" as if nothing had happened.

[Team] Fenghuo: Xiaoyu, let's chat.

Lin Yu looked at the screen in confusion.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: Aren't we just chatting now?

really……

Cheng Xi laughed and continued typing.

[Team] Fenghuo: Xiaoyu, chatting is not like this. You don't call it chatting, it's interviewing.

[Team] Fenghuo: So, let me tell you about my own experience, Xiaoyu, you can also tell me about your own similar experience, you can't quote scientific principles, you can't show experimental data, just talk about the two of us.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: Good.

At that time, it was almost evening in the game, and after the location of Tanlang Dungeon was changed, Mount Qingcheng was completely lost. Fortunately, this is one of the earliest maps in the game, and the art design took a lot of thought.On the screen, the sun is dim at dusk, and the shadows of the trees are flickering. The little Xinglin standing on the Shu Road is very pitiful, but the Sunrise Warrior next to him makes people feel very safe.

[Team] Fenghuo: When I was young, I lived in other people's homes. I was the head of the children. I often led a group of children to make troubles during the day, but at night, the parents of those children would come and ask them to go home for dinner, and then they would They went home one by one, and I walked home alone.So I don't like dusk.

Lin Yu was stunned.

He was still holding a pen in his hand, and the notebook was spread out in front of him. He should have written down "Cheng Xi hates dusk" in the notebook, but suddenly he lost the mood to write at all.

Bai Xiaoxu was dazzled by copying his homework, raised his head and moved his cervical spine, and saw Lin Yu lying on the desk with his head down, with his forehead pressed against the edge of the desk, he was startled: "What's wrong with you?"

Lin Yu waved his hand at him, indicating that he was fine.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: My grandma passed away in winter, so I don't like winter.

Like his father, he is a pure science student. He will not embellish or use appropriate adjectives. It is like a computer full of 500G but an extremely inferior sound card is installed. There are too many emotions that they cannot express , Can't describe it, and can't express it, so it always makes people think that they have no emotion.

Just like now, he is so uncomfortable, but he can't find a way to comfort Cheng Xi.

The warrior wearing the dragon-slaying suit stood on the edge of the Shu Road, with a handsome face and an unchanging expression, as if there was no big deal in this world.

[Team] Fenghuo: I see my mother rains every time, so I hate rain the most.I started playing basketball in junior high school, and I also played skateboard during the period. I learned piano in the fourth grade of elementary school. I own a Ferrari. I hate eating fruit very much. I started smoking in the third grade of junior high school.

Lin Yu tried hard to identify it, and finally decided to give him a similar answer according to the number of words in Fenghuo.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: I went to primary school when I was four years old. I was supposed to go to the junior class of the University of Science and Technology of China, but my grandmother refused, so I didn’t go. Later, I met a person from the junior class of the University of Science and Technology of China. Everyone admits that if I also attended the junior class of the University of Science and Technology of China, we would all have a friend when we were young.Now he has gone to Yanliang, Xi'an, and we make phone calls once a month.

Cheng Xi laughed.

[Team] Fenghuo: When I was in junior high school, I cracked my jaw in a fight and needed seven stitches. My aunt cried in anger, scolded me, and brought my mother over.Now that scar is still there, I guess it will be more difficult for me to shave every day than ordinary people.The funny thing is that there was an idiot in the university who came to me and asked me if my chin was padded, otherwise why would there be scars, I told him, "You better disappear from my eyes in half a minute, otherwise you will have multiple scars on your chin."

Lin Yu smirked "haha" upon hearing this.

Loving what the hell is something that can make you uncomfortable beyond words, and make you laugh out loud in just a few minutes.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: I have done bad things too. When I was in junior high school, a boy often beat me up. I added diazo liquid to his face wash water, and then his skin became yellow and white, more than half. Yue just disappeared, and he hid at home and refused to come to school. I think that half a month was so happy.And he still thought that he had a strange skin disease at that time.

The road to Shu on the screen gradually darkened, with fireflies flying around, and the warrior and Xinglin standing together looked like a perfect match.

[Team] Fenghuo: The most successful thing I did was when I was 16 years old, I secretly borrowed the identity of an elder to participate in the short selling of MATA stock. The money I used for investment was the lucky money I received that year. The most The stock market value in that account was tens of millions, but my mother found out later.

Lin Yu found that he couldn't find similar words to say, because he had never made any money, let alone a number as large as tens of millions.

But Mother Lin said that everyone has their own shortcomings, and a truly attractive boy will know how to cover up his shortcomings with humor.So Lin Yu decided to pass this passage in a mature and humorous way.

"Bai Xiaoxu, can you tell jokes?"

"Copying books! No time!"

Lin Yu turned his eyes back to the screen, and the handsome soldier was already sitting comfortably on the ground. If he didn't speak, he would definitely be left alone.

He decisively cut out the interface, entered all the keywords of Cheng Xi's words on the webpage, and directly searched for "stocks, tens of millions, jokes".Then I chose the one with the highest ranking, looked at it carefully, and felt that I couldn't see where the joke was, so this joke should be normal.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: Let me tell you a joke. This joke is also about tens of millions.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: A stock manager said to a woman, I want to do a business with you worth tens of millions, and after the deal, the tens of millions will be yours.The manager didn't lie, but the woman was angry afterwards, why?

This is already the second time Cheng Xi has choked on Coca-Cola and coughed profusely since she met Lin Yu.

After finally coughing less badly, he put his hands on the keyboard.

[Team] Fenghuo: Xiaoyu, do you know what this joke means?

[Team] Zi Feiyu: I don't know, there is no answer behind this joke, and it is said that adults understand it.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: Don't you understand?I'll check it out again!

Cheng Xi's hand speed has never been so fast in his life.

[Team] Fenghuo: Don't!

[Team] Fenghuo: No need to check, I understand, I understand!You don't have to look it up!

[Team] Fenghuo: Xiaoyu, why don't you close the webpage? I see that your weapon doesn't glow. Maybe you are too stuck. You can close the webpage to see if it will be better.

Lin Yu let out an "oh", and clicked the fork in the upper right corner of the web page in a daze.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: Is it better now?

[Team] Fenghuo: Get better. If you clear the cache and history of the webpage, the computer should be faster. That's what I did last time.

Although Lin Yu expressed doubts about Cheng Xi's method, he obediently followed suit.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: Okay, it's done, is my weapon glowing?

Cheng Xi let out a long breath.

[Team] Fenghuo: It's glowing, very bright, very good.

Unfortunately, Cheng Xi underestimated the persistence of a science student.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: Can you tell me what that joke means?Because I still can't figure out this joke, probably because I usually read too few jokes.

Cheng Xi finally understood the last time Yi Yunyou passed it on as a joke to him in the post "My four-year-old daughter caught me watching porn and asked my dad what cartoon this is, what should I do now!!!" What is the mood of the main character.

[Team] Fenghuo: Xiaoyu, this joke is actually very boring, there is no need to understand it.

[Team] Zi Feiyu: But if I know a question but don't know the answer, I will always remember it and try to find the answer.

[Team] Fenghuo: ...

Cheng Xi silently picked up a cigarette.

[Team] Fenghuo: By the way, Xiaoyu, the deleted webpage records should be difficult to recover, right?

[Team] Zifeiyu: It’s not difficult. You can find it through TemporaryInternetFiles, that is, IE cache, but I personally don’t use this method often, because I can remember keywords in the webpages I’ve read, so I generally don’t need to check the history.

The trouble of shaving can be relieved. Cheng Xi's problem now is that the second smoking cessation campaign is also on the verge of failure.

Fortunately, he glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer in time.

[Team] Fenghuo: Xiaoyu, it's already eight o'clock!Let's hurry to the meeting!The team members should be waiting for us, let's talk next time.

The author has something to say: Hmm, is there a girl who can't understand the "tens of millions" joke, go to Baidu and check "2000 million to 2 million per milliliter" and come back to read this joke.

As for the girl who understands... well...

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PS: As for Xiaoyu's obsession with the answer, you don't need to worry about it. In the future, Master Cheng will definitely teach Xiaoyu how to do business with tens of millions.