There is always a crossing that suits you

A: Have you heard?

B: Are you talking about that?

A: Yes, Xiao B, what do you think?

B: You must go to "Exploration and Discovery"!

C: Are you talking about that? !How crazy! ! !

Ding: This is really the biggest news of the year, my wife and I were shocked!

Qiao Mu: What are you talking about?

A, B, C, D: I don’t know this, are you from Mars?

Qiao Mu: Is there anything I should know? [The labor and management have finally returned to the original world, okay? The labor and management have been away for so many years, and they know a lot!

A pulls out a piece of "Mango Daily": the latest news!

Qiao Mu leaned over, and saw a photo on the front page of the newspaper that took up one-third of the page. In the photo, a man with long hair reaching his waist, playing the piano with both hands, looking leisurely.Even if it's just a side view, he's handsome, what a picture of a peerless beauty - if one ignores the Mala Tang stand behind him.The headline of the newspaper was impressively written in red letters: "The Mala Tang booth is thrilling and peerless, the beauty is amazing, and the piano art is amazing-the master is indeed among the people"!Looking at the content again, Master Yang, the fourth-generation authentic heir of Mala Tang, said: Since the beauty came to my stall, my wife no longer has to worry about the turnover!Uncle Li, who has eaten Malatang for 20 years, said: Beauty Malatang, eat a bowl, and then have another bowl.What's even more deceitful is that there are academicians of the XX Academy of Sciences who publicly stated that using guqin accompaniment while eating Malatang can help digestion, promote blood circulation, and enhance resistance!One meal is worth five meals, and five bowls can be eaten in one go, without any effort!

Qiao Mu started shaking...

B took out a piece of "Fashion and Science" from his bosom: Increase your knowledge!

Qiao Mu took it, and there was a silver-haired man on the cover, with a long sword in his hand, with boundless arrogance, a real iron-blooded man—if he hadn't been wearing the dress embroidered with daisies, mahogany chrysanthemums, chamomile, little red chrysanthemums, and purple wild chrysanthemums... , Cosmos and other floral robes standing on the surface of a certain planet.That picture is really artistic, a tall man stands on the barren surface of the moon and Mars, and there are space stations and artificial satellites behind it... Hehe... What a perfect combination of art and technology!Look at the headline again - famous international model Wei visits American Airlines Center!And that painful speech: "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

Qiao Mu felt that something was missing from him...

C took out a small radio from his coat pocket, set up the antenna, and FM tuned: Listen to it!

Qiao Shu pricked up his ears——

"Ministry of Health spokesperson Qin Su recently issued an announcement: Another new type of virus has been discovered. This virus mainly acts on the greenhouses of herbaceous and woody plants. When the plants bear fruit, they lurk in the fruits. Once people or livestock eat them, they will generate fever. , dizziness, sore limbs, itching all over the body and other adverse symptoms. Please choose green products that have passed the national certification. Once you find any adverse reactions, please seek medical treatment immediately. If it is too late to seek medical treatment, please choose a hidden place, control the volume, and do not disturb your neighbors. "

"According to gossip, Comrade Qin Su once ate such fruits by mistake. Thanks to his father, the dean of the Chinese Medical College, Comrade Qin Zheng, he was out of danger after being treated in time."

Qiao Mu felt that he seemed to understand something...

Seeing Qiao Mu's stupid appearance, Ding curled his lips in disdain, and raised his hand in all kinds of coldness, full of air: young man, look clearly!

Qiao Mu followed the old man's fingers and cast his eyes on the big screen in the shopping mall opposite.On the screen where advertisements are usually displayed, a beautiful host is broadcasting a piece of news——

Hello, China.It's [-]:[-] Beijing time, and the host Fluffy will report for you:

The top leaders of the world's largest terrorist organization and the world's most notorious gang of thieves, code-named "Number One Assassin" and "King of Thieves", have both been arrested recently.According to the spokesperson of Interpol, the two were extremely cunning and treacherous, and they jointly crossed the blockade of Interpol and the FBI, and escaped the carpet search of the British Military Aircraft Service [-] and the Royal Swedish Guard. The joint encirclement and suppression of the Russian anti-riot forces fled to the Gulf of Aden by boat.The so-called Skynet is restored, and it is not leaked. The two people’s boat was hijacked by Somali pirates. After fleeing, they encountered a Ukrainian terrorist organization and were arrested by the resistance organization. They were rescued by the police at [-] o’clock in the morning Beijing time yesterday...

arbor……

I wipe!Isn't this really a weird place in the real world? !