Cultivating Immortals in Martial Arts

Never flirt with a great magician who has not had sex/life for more than 70 years. Once transformed, it is not something ordinary people can bear. This is the lesson of blood and tears that Xia Houxun learned after a long night.Because of Xia Houxun's health, they stayed in Jinyang for seven full days before leaving.

Now the mirage is gone, and the past grievances are all settled at once.Xia Houxun felt much lighter physically and mentally, but he was a little confused. He always said that after the matter was over, he would go wandering around the rivers and lakes, touring mountains and rivers, but where did this first stop start?Xia Houxun lost his mind for a while.

Ji Che was very easygoing. After he knew Xia Houxun's confusion, he felt that Xia Houxun, who was seriously thinking about how to play, was inexplicably cute. He touched his neck and said, "Let's play while you walk. Wherever you go, it counts." It's a new habit that Ji Che has developed recently in the intercourse, and he never tires of it, but Xia Houxun... has become numb.

When he heard Ji Che's words, he clapped his hands, and said, "That's right, it doesn't matter where I go, I'm Tao Zhugong, who is incomparably rich!" As he spoke, he thought of the gold and silver treasures piled up on Luomei Mountain , suddenly felt confident.

Looking at his money-lovers eyes, Ji Che followed him, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "It's all yours, you can spend it however you want."

Thinking of those treasures, Xia Houxun shook his head, thinking that the things in this world are very wonderful. Back then, when he was hiding from Tian/Yijiao with the fragments of the mirage map, he never expected that the walking treasure would always be by his side in the end.When he saw those treasures on Luomei Peak for the first time, he never thought that the treasures of the Mirage Map that he had been searching for all this time would be piled up in a thatched hut like broken copper and iron. It's really fucking unpredictable!

Xia Houxun said: "Archer, do you still remember what I told you about the treasure map that Xia Houjue held that looked familiar to me?"

Ji Che nodded and asked, "Do you remember where you saw it?"

Xia Houxun nodded, and said: "Those classics on Yunmiao Peak are all your master's, I once saw that picture on the last page of a Qi training book, and I thought he just randomly drew a few symbols on it. I didn’t expect that it was a treasure map, who would have thought that he would randomly draw the treasure map that everyone is competing for on an old book, can all masters of the Tao know how to play like this?”

Ji Che said: "Master came quickly and acted out of common sense."

Xia Houxun still found it unbelievable, and said, "Did Master really not tell you the origin of these things?"

Ji Che nodded, recalled seriously, and said, "I really didn't say that, I don't think he took these things to heart, because he used to play with gold beads as projectiles when he taught me to practice hidden weapons. "

Xia Houxun once again lamented that Taoist masters really know how to play.

Ji Che suddenly said: "But he told me a story before, now that I think about it, maybe it really has something to do with your grandfather."

Xia Houxun was unhappy when he heard that, and said: "What is my grandfather? Don't you have nothing to do with him? Back then, your grandfather Ji Kang married my grandfather's great-granddaughter Changle Tingzhu as his wife. You should also call him Grandpa Zeng." As he spoke, he struggled, "Then you can be regarded as my elder." He looked up at the sky and sighed, "My life is really more twists and turns than the script. , The immortal big brother I met on the way to escape turned out to be an old man who was over seventy years old, and this old man was actually the grandson of my aunt, life is like a play."

Ji Che looked back at him, with a smile on his face, and said, "This shows that our fate is destined."

Hearing what he said, Xia Houxun put his arms around his arm and said, "I like these few words, Archer, please say a few more to make me happy."

Ji Che was originally not good at words, and his words came from his heart. Hearing the words, he said, "Do you think I'm you? I'm used to saying things to tease others. Xia Houjue in the past, Murong Chong in the future, hmph!"

Xia Houxun had a headache, this is all about old sesame seeds and rotten millet, why bring it up again, there is no end to it!Fearing that Ji Che would not let go of these matters, he hurriedly said, "Didn't you just say that you wanted to tell me about Master and Grandpa? Tell me quickly."

Ji Che reluctantly patted him on the head, let him go for the time being, and said, "Master once told me that when he was traveling, he made a very good friend. They traveled together in the Central Plains, and they are very good friends. Later, he found a heavenly book and a star map from a certain place, and he looked for it himself. It turned out that it was a tomb, and there were things that could cause chaos in the tomb. He felt sorry for his friend, so he gave the picture to him, hoping that he could save the people of Li from the fire and water. Unexpectedly, after the man got the treasure, he didn't use it for the people. Instead, he was inspired by this and formed an army. , specially dug the ancestral grave, which caused the soul of the deceased to be uneasy. Later, he broke up with this person and never saw him again in his life. Later, he heard that the person brought those things to the grave after his death, saying It was to be passed on to his descendants. At that time, the master was very disdainful of this behavior, so he sneaked into his tomb and stole the things. Now it seems that what the master said is the past between him and Wei Wudi. The things you walk should be treasures."

After Xia Houxun heard this vague story, it took him a long time to say: "It seems that grandpa made the mirage map so complicated, not to guard against others, but to guard against Master! But now it seems..." Xia Houxun laughed, "Or Master is a master at chess!"

Ji Che nodded, and made no secret of his admiration for Master, saying: "Master is a rare and strange person in this world, and there is nothing he can't do that he wants to do."

Xia Houxun laughed and said: "But God also played a huge joke on him. He probably never thought that his precious apprentice would be abducted by the descendants of the Cao family, and those treasures would also fall into the hands of the Cao family."

Ji Che said: "It's better to fall into your hands than to fall into the hands of the Northern or Southern Dynasties. If it falls into the hands of these courts, I'm afraid there will be another war."

Xia Houxun said from the benevolent: "In the future, it will be just the two of us to spend, and let him rust on Yunmiao Peak if we can't finish the spend. This is the attitude that a rich person should have."

Ji Che: "..."

When they were having tea in the Jinyang teahouse, they heard someone say that Luoyang was going to hold the Thousand Lantern Festival, which was very grand and lively, and Xia Houxun couldn't help but want to go see it.Jinyang is very close to Luoyang, and Bai Heling's family is also in Luoyang, so it's nice to be able to eat and drink at Bai Heling's house this time!

You ask why the rich are still so stingy, this is also the style of their rich!If you can’t spend your own money, don’t spend your own money!

But Xia Houxun's wishful thinking still came to nothing. When they arrived at Bai's house, Bai Heling went on a trip and was not at home. He lived and ate for nothing at other people's houses, so he took Ji Che out to live.

They plan to live in Luoyang for a period of time, one is to wait for Bai Heling to come back, and then help him take care of his body, and the other is for the Thousand Lantern Festival.

People staying in the inn were coming and going, it was very noisy, it was not suitable to do some shameful things, Xia Houxun was not interested in performing live spring/gong, so he found someone to rent a house with three entrances and three exits in Luoyang, Although it is not too big, it is far away from the hustle and bustle, and the garden landscape is unique and elegant. It burns the earth dragon in the house very well, which is very suitable for cat winter.

Nestled in the house every day, reading books and playing chess, away from the hustle and bustle of the world, Ji Che also specially found a cook who cooked delicious food, and changed his ways to prepare delicious food for them all day long. Xia Houxun stayed in the house for two or three days, He became lazy and never wanted to go out again.

On the day of the Thousand Lantern Festival, Ji Che pulled Xia Houxun out of his home to watch the lanterns by the river. The Lantern Festival in Luoyang is very famous, let alone the Thousand Lantern Festival, which occurs once every three years. Hanging on the tree light stand, the whole river is illuminated red, and the streets are full of tourists, shoulder to shoulder, very lively.

Looking at the lanterns of various colors, Xia Houxun wanted to buy some lanterns and hang them on the house. When he was about to buy them, he suddenly saw a person at the booth next to him who looked very familiar. He looked at it for a while before he was sure. It's Wen Yexing.

Don't blame him, I haven't seen him for half a year, the obscene temperament on Wen Yexing's body suddenly disappeared, and the whole person seemed to be a different person, so although the facial features were the same, Xia Houxun still recognized it for a while before he was sure.

Without even thinking about it, he rushed forward and grabbed Wen Yexing, saying, "Wen Lang—"

When Wen Yexing saw that it was him, he was naturally happy to reunite after a long absence, but half of the joy was suppressed by himself for some reason, and he looked at Xia Houxun with a painful expression.

Xia Houxun looked at the lantern in his hand, hooked his neck and said, "Hey, I bought the lantern, did you buy this lantern to hook up with some good woman?"

Wen Yexing smiled sadly with a broken egg expression, and before he could speak, he heard a voice slowly saying, "The one he wants to hook up with is me, my humble servant~Xiahou Xiaolang."

Xia Houxun turned his head to look, and was stunned. The person in front of him was obviously Bai Yixin who was dressed as a woman. This... When did Wen Yexing hook up with this evildoer? ! ! !

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