Cultivating Immortals in Martial Arts

Tian Yunzhu is used to being called a ladyboy and banshee in her life, but it's the first time she's been treated as a fairy. There is no woman in this world who doesn't like being called a fairy, so although this girl looks ugly, it's because she speaks beautifully. On the other hand, Tian Yunzhu kindly let her go.

Seeing the dumbfounded expression of this ugly girl, she slowly let go of her hand and said, "But now I have changed my mind."

At this moment, Xia Houxun's mood fluctuated up and down as he was teased by this erratic witch, he subconsciously asked, "Why?"

Tian Yunzhu raised the corners of her lips and smiled and said, "Because of me, she is a fairy girl." She smiled mockingly, not knowing whether she was mocking Xia Houxun or herself.

Xia Houxun said "shameless" in his heart, but he said gratefully: "Xie Xiangu, thank you Xiangu!"

This ugly girl was so ugly that Tian Yunzhu didn't want to look at it a second time, so she turned around and walked into the house, saying: "I will live here tonight."

The ugly girl's joyful voice came from behind: "Is Hua Niangniang really going to live in my house?" It seemed to be a joyous voice after hearing great good news.

Jia Lan looked coldly at this sycophant who was so ugly that he was crying ghosts and gods. She was sycophanting with her life. After hearing the news that Master was going to stay, her eyes lit up, and the eager expectation in her eyes made her whole picture. His face glowed wildly, making him look... uglier.

Tian Yunzhu had a rare good temper, so she said condescendingly, "I'll be staying here tonight." After she finished speaking, she casually glanced at the ugly girl kneeling on the ground, and said, "It's just that I don't like to be with other girls." The idlers share a room..."

Before she could say to clear all the people in the room, the ugly girl said in a very doggy way: "That's natural, how can a mortal share the same room with Hua Niangniang, it's blasphemy, and life will be shortened!"

Seeing that the master and the apprentice had no intention of killing her, the "ugly girl" limped to her feet, bowed to Tian Yunzhu again, and said, "Don't worry, Empress Hua, there are only me and daddy at home. The three sisters, I will tell them to come out and sleep outside now!"

As she said that, the ugly girl ran two or three steps. When she started to run, Jialan noticed that her legs were still slightly limping. The posture was even more blind, and Jialan turned her face away after only one glance.

Tian Yunzhu looked at the excited and joyful back of the ugly girl, and inexplicably felt that the ugly girl was much pleasing to the eye.

As early as when Xia Houxun went out to divert Tian Yunzhu's attention, Ji Che took the opportunity to leave the house. He held his breath and hid in the dark, watching Xia Houxun and Tian Yunzhu fight.

He has practiced with his master in the mountains since he was a child, and he has never seen such a ghostly person.

The child seemed to be a different person after changing his appearance. If Ji Che hadn't stayed with him all the time, he would never have noticed that this ugly girl was the same person as the previous boy.

In no time, the ugly girl brought his father and sister over to visit Empress Hua, Tian Yunzhu looked at the old man who kowtowed and the older sister who was shy and refused to look up, and waved them casually to get out.

The ugly girl was about to leave with her father and sister, when suddenly Tian Yunzhu said: "You, stay here."

That "ugly girl" seemed to have received a great gift, her eyes lit up and she said flatteringly: "Me? Empress Hua?"

Tian Yunzhu nodded and said: "Tonight, you can watch the night outside for us."

The ugly girl got the job of watchdog, but it was like picking up an ingot, and she said happily: "Mistress Xie Hua! Tonight, my eyes will be like a night owl, and I guarantee that not a single fly will fly in."

Tian Yunzhu nodded in satisfaction, and condescendingly entered the earthen house.

Seeing her flattering Tian Yunzhu, Na Jialan was quite contemptuous, before going in, she threatened: "Don't think that the master let you watch the door because you think highly of you, you look like a slave, you bastard!"

When the ugly girl heard what she said, she lowered her head and said nothing, shrinking her body, as if she was very afraid of her.

Looking at her pitiful appearance as a dog in the water, Jialan was full of ambition and went in triumphantly.

After there was no movement in the room, Xia Houxun let out a breath slowly and wiped off his sweat.

As soon as he got down, he saw Ji Che standing in front of him without saying a word, Xia Houxun was shocked, Xia Houxun clutched his chest, and gave Ji Che a white look.Scaring people will scare people to death, okay?

But this place is not a place to complain, so Xia Houxun pulled Ji Che to squat in the corner without saying a word, and wrote on his hand: "Protect the two father and daughter, the two demon girls will leave tomorrow morning."

Ji Che let him hold his hand to write on it. He wrote quickly and lightly, like a feather brushing against his palm, tickling, and Ji Che was slightly distracted.

Seeing that Ji Che didn't look at him, Xia Houxun slapped his palm lightly and wrote heavily on his palm: "Stupid?!"

Ji Che frowned and shook his head, and left without saying a word.

Before tonight, he was originally reluctant to bring such an oil bottle that was hunted down, but now he has changed his mind. It would be a good choice for this kid to travel with him.

Xia Houxun didn't know what Ji Che was thinking, all he was thinking about now was how to deal with the Tianyun Pearl.

Now he has Yaoguang's palm of the moon in his body, and he is seriously injured. It is a fluke to be able to escape from Yaoguang. He has heard people say that among the four gods of Tian/Yijiao, Yaoguang's martial arts is the lowest, and Tian who is in charge of killing Yunzhu was taller than she didn't know how many times, he had to fight with [-]% energy, if he was a little careless, he might die without a place to bury him.

Silent all night.

On the second day, Tian Yunzhu woke up and smelled the smell of food. When she opened the door, she saw an ugly girl standing at the door with a plate of steamed buns. When she saw her, she immediately flattered her. Said: "Is Hua Niangniang resting well last night, and the holy body is still comfortable?" That flattering look is like a little eunuch waiting for the emperor to wake up in the morning.

Tian Yunzhu didn't speak, just looked at her coldly, the ugly girl didn't care, she handed the steamed buns on the plate to Tian Yunzhu like a treasure, and said: "This is the steamed buns I made this morning, and I will offer it to Empress Hua. "

The martial arts practiced by Tian Yunzhu can't eat grains, and she only lives on nectar spring water, so naturally she can't eat those rough steamed buns, but this ugly girl's way of doing it still pleases her, she said nicely: "Put it on the table. "

The ugly girl limped on the table, Tian Yunzhu tidied up her clothes, sat on the chair casually, looked at the ugly girl casually, and said, "Hey, girl, would you like to be with me?" Walk?"

As soon as this remark came out, let alone Xia Houxun, even Jia Lan was shocked! ! !Bring this ugly girl back to Tian/Yijiao?How can this ugly girl!

For a moment, Jia Lan forgot about Master's fear, and said in shock, "Master!"

Tian Yunzhu gave her a cool look, Jia Lan saw the undisguised killing intent in her eyes, recovered her senses, and closed her mouth.

Xia Houxun's heart turned cold, it's over, it's all my fault for being too good, I was taken by this old woman, what should I do now?

With an idea, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Hua Niangniang, although the girl also wants to be a fairy, but the girl hasn't been married yet, the girl... still wants to find a good husband." After finishing speaking, she seemed shy Cover your face.It's obviously just an ordinary daughter's shyness, but being shown by her like this can only make people think of ugly people doing more mischief.

Tian Yunzhu: "..."

Jialan: "..." Jialan has never been so sincerely hoping that God can do a good thing, so that a blind man in this world will accept this wonderful flower.

Tian Yunzhu couldn't refute the girl's reasons, looking at her little eyes that were thinking about spring, Tian Yunzhu swallowed everything she wanted to say, and went out without saying a word.

Jia Lan followed closely behind, and before leaving, she still kicked the ugly girl, cursing: "You bastard who doesn't know what's good and what's wrong, my master thinks highly of you for letting you serve!"

Seeing that the two had gone far away, Ji Che went into the house with Ah Chun and his daughter. Xia Houxun turned his head and saw them, and was relieved. When he recovered, he found that his back was already covered with cold sweat.

Legend has it that Tian Yunzhu kills people like hemp and is moody. He didn't believe that after rejecting Tian Yunzhu, Tian Yunzhu would let him go so easily, so he was not sure and asked Ji Che: "The two old witches go away."

Ji Che listened intently for a while, then said slowly, "Let's go."

Xiahou Xun's legs softened, and he said, "I'm scared to death."

Seeing him squatting on the ground in shock, Achun suddenly began to imitate him as a shy little daughter, saying: "Ms. Hua, although the girl also wants to be a fairy, but the girl hasn't been married yet, girl." ...I still want to find a good husband." After speaking, he glanced at Xia Houxun with Xia Houxun's shy and timid eyes, halfway through learning, Ah Chun couldn't help laughing.

Father Wang also laughed, and felt that it was not good to laugh at a child like this, so he non-threateningly reprimanded Ah Chun while laughing, "Don't make fun of people!" However...he laughed more happily than Ah Chun.

With a twitch of veins on Xia Houxun's forehead, he turned his eyes to Ji Che for help, but unexpectedly saw his lips tightly pursed, and suddenly turned his head to see his ugly face, and couldn't help showing a smile.

So just now...was he holding back a laugh? ! ! !

Looking at the three heartless people in this room, Xiahou Xun squatted on the chair angrily, picked up a steamed bun and took a bite, who the hell is this for! ! ! !

For a while, I thought again that the image of Yushu Linfeng in Miss Achun's heart would never come back, and I was inexplicably sad!

Alas, Lao Tzu's famous name in the first life! ! ! !

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#小剧场# Many years later, someone asked Xia Houxun how he got Ji Che's favor, and Xia Houxun proudly said: "Brother was conquered by my acting skills."