HP's Foreign Land

one,

On this day, a wooden sign painted in eye-catching red writing was hung on the door of the experimental research room as usual, which read: The usage fee is one silver Sickle each time.

Although the stingy practice of charging a fee for listening to the radio is really outrageous, but the magic school with formal school qualifications cannot listen to any radio programs because of various powerful protective magic barriers-similar to the signal blocking of the Muggle world, the German school It is very precious for the experimental research laboratory to improve and develop the radio called "satellite" on the basis of the original equipment.

As long as it does not harm others or self, and does not use force or magic to force fees, schools generally turn a blind eye to the practice of charging fees to students for certain inventions and creations.

With the deepening of campus life, it is difficult for newspapers to meet the needs of life in the ivory tower. The emergence of satellite broadcasting satisfies part of the students' desire to perceive the outside world.Although it was abhorrent to charge one silver Sickle at a time, the students rubbed their stomachs and decided to tolerate it, given that the dedication of the head of the laboratory and the expense were not unbearable.

On the other hand, Monopoly is simply invincible.

Of course, the satellite radio’s receiving medium is not a satellite in space. Heimdall made no less than [-] laps around the centaur tribe in the back mountain, and finally took action when the centaur patrolmen’s eyes changed when they looked at him.He found the centaur astrologer who had dealt with before, and the astrologer really had a way to penetrate the school's protective magic in a short time, the time was extremely short, but the effect was remarkable.

Heimdall was both happy and worried about this discovery. The centaur astrologers can use a special method to block Durmstrang's protective spell. Does it mean that outsiders can do it too?But it shouldn't be for him to worry about the country and the people. He fed the problem back to the principal, and turned his head around to do whatever he wanted.

Under the guidance of the centaur astrologer, an old-fashioned radio was modified, and the centaur astrologer also tampered with the radio - Heimdall had no chance to see it in order to keep it secret.After the radio was completed, Heimdall and the centaur astrologer reached a consensus—naturally, there was a price. When Heimdall needed it and within a certain period of time, the centaur astrologer could open the door for him.

This is how the satellite radio in the laboratory was born.

The satellite radio does not work every day. The working hours are determined by the head of the department, Strulusson. It is quite arbitrary. One day, the head of the department wants to listen to the radio. The notice board outside the experimental laboratory will display today’s broadcast time and column name. If you are willing to listen to it together Just pay to enter the door, if you are not interested in the column, please feel free.

If the radio broadcast time conflicts with the class time, you will be unlucky.However, under the appeal of some students, the director of the experimental research laboratory will record the radio programs and make them into sound effect reels for sale. The price varies depending on the length of the broadcast.It is said that these replay scrolls are very popular, once leading the other products on the shelves of the experimental laboratory.

There are also students who try to do some on-demand broadcasting. They make a list of the programs they like to listen to and give it to the experimental laboratory, and ask the director to make a reel after recording. They even say that we are not short of money, but similar requests are rejected.

"If you can help me get a diploma, I will do it for you."

All the students with whimsical ideas bowed their heads red-faced under the gaze of the director of the experimental research room and the chairman of the student union.

Zug, a member of the experimental laboratory, is under increasing pressure. During this period of time, he has not lost his hair. After graduating from the seventh grade this year, the experimental laboratory will enter a period of renewal and adaptation, and there are countless links that need to be adjusted.Zug knew what he was up to. At present, Heimdall can't handle these things at his level, and the satellite radio alone can't follow suit.Zug trembled when he saw the calves of the centaur in the back mountain from afar. Let alone talking with them at close range, he continued to cooperate with the centaur astrologer.

There is also the Weasley joke store in the UK. After Zug came to power, the road may also be interrupted. He has almost no contact with the UK. The Weasley brothers may not even know whether he is round or flat...

Xiao Pepper, one of the room members, saw that his favorite brother was frowning and frightened all day long, but he forced a smile when he came to Heimdall, saying that it was impossible not to feel distressed.Little Pepper was one of the people who knew about Heimdall's future plans for the laboratory, but the director of these plans had never had an open and honest discussion with Zug.

"Why didn't the boss make it clear to the senior brother? You have clearly made arrangements for the senior brother, and his worries are not a problem." Little Pepper whispered to Heimdall in private.

"Don't you think it's funny that he's trembling?" Heimdall pretended to be a heavy smoker with his son's toy lighter in his mouth, cocking his legs in a particularly inconspicuous way.

"You are so bad." Little Pepper felt sorry for her boyfriend.

"Didn't you tell him too?"

Little Pepper, don't open your eyes, in fact, the boss is right, Zug's "concern for the country and the people" is very interesting.

From this incident, the future relationship between the two can be foreseen to some extent, and the head of the room silently shed tears of sympathy for the hard-pressed junior.

It's crooked, let's go back to the Rigg version of the satellite radio at the beginning of this paragraph.

The reason for Heimdall's whim today is of course only Mr. Krum. You must know that the satellite radio in the laboratory has not been slaughtered for nearly a month and a half. Heck, it is not working.The name of the column marked on the billboard of today's experimental laboratory is "Wizard Movement Focus". The radio station belongs to Lithuania, but the listening area is very wide. As long as the reception conditions meet the standards, it can be heard in Finland on the other side of the sea.

It can be roughly inferred from the name that it is a program that is inextricably linked with Quidditch.

The guest of honor for the first half of this issue of "Wizard Sports Focus" is a senior official from the International Refereeing Council, and the finale guest for the second half is Victor Krum.Heimdall naturally went for the master, but the name of the International Referee Council moved his heart. After class, he didn't even have time to eat, so he rushed to the research room, and the caring Hina had already turned on the radio.

Passionate music streamed from the radio, and Heimdall looked at the antique clock hanging on the wall to confirm that the program had started.In Xina's explanation, I learned that it was the rest time at the end of the first half, so I settled down and took a short errand.

Not only Heimdall was in a hurry, but the radio that was turned on again after being stopped for a month and a half also attracted other boys and girls. Within 10 minutes after Heimdall returned to the laboratory, the first student arrived, and after that, students came to the door one after another. coin-operated basket.

Every time the broadcast time comes, the furnishings in the experimental research room will change accordingly.All furniture and other furnishings have been moved inward, freeing up a space of about ten square meters. The radio room and the research room are separated by a large screen that has been enchanted and cannot be moved with bare hands. The space is scattered with chairs, There are stools and a side table in front of the only window, on which the antique radio is playing.

During the working period of the satellite radio, that is, during the period of listening to the radio, the experimental laboratory also provides beverages, snacks and other items in a very "humane" way. Except for plain water, all tasteful foods are clearly marked at the price\you can choose.Ask Sheena for a menu if you want.

Last week, Heimdall imported a batch of fire-roasted candy through the Weasley joke store. To put it bluntly, it is a dessert that has been roasted by fire. It is charred on the outside and tender on the inside.

The fire-baked candies are sold by the pound in the joke store. The batch of goods brought in by the experimental research laboratory is extra-packaged by the Weasley brothers for the convenience of supply. What are you waiting for!" Waiting for the eye-catching advertisement.This is of course false. No matter how powerful the Weasley twins are, they would not raise a fire-breathing dragon just to bake snacks, regardless of the cost... Besides, it is basically impossible to raise a fire-breathing dragon by yourself in the UK. Looking around the world, there are few ordinary wizards who dare Against the wind to commit crimes.

Before the music stopped, a total of 8 people proposed to try fire-roasted candy. One piece of fire-roasted candy is one gold Galleon. The price is a bit expensive, but the transportation and packaging costs must be consumed. The students who are willing to buy said they can understand. Si It was not in vain that Chief Tulusong intentionally ate fire-roasted candy in front of them.

The head of the room almost had his tongue pierced. Only those who have tried the taste of flames running around in his mouth will understand how ecstasy it is...

Heimdall was sitting in his old seat with cool mints in his mouth, competing with his laptop. The music on the radio stopped abruptly, just like a theater that fell silent after the opening of a movie. The whole small room was silent, only listening to the loudspeaker The mellow and pleasant voice of the hostess came from inside.

The door of the experimental research room is officially closed, those who are late, please come early next time.

[Friends in front of the radio are welcome to continue to listen to the "Wizard Sports Focus" column. In the first half of the program that just passed, we first reviewed the previous Quidditch European Cup champions and runners-up and the impressive battles. In the first half, the guest, Mr. Andris from the International Referee Council, added a lot of interesting anecdotes about the European Cup to us.Although Mr. Andris was a little too excited in the later program—] The host stopped abruptly and changed the subject abruptly, 【Our program will enter the second half. ] Hearing that the high-ranking official sent by the International Referee Council was not Henry Drey, Heimdall was disappointed but at the same time felt relieved. With Derry's age and status, he would not easily appear on a column that was obviously running errands for publicity.The master will also appear in the same column, and it is better to have less contact with him at ordinary times, so as to avoid Derry's sudden whimsy.

"Quidditch European Cup..." The students in the room whispered to each other. More than half of the children were not very interested in this column, and many had disapproving expressions on their faces, as if they had been deceived.

The hostess spoke humorously, even if she was not interested, she would not be able to stop listening. The students who were planning to leave gradually gave up the idea of ​​leaving halfway, and sat down in their seats holding drinks or snacks.

The current broadcast content is related to Gobstones, and children who like Gobstones are engrossed in listening to them. In the wizarding world, Gobstones European Cup and Quidditch European Cup are equally concerned.

The master hasn't played yet, and Heimdall doesn't intend to reveal to the guests the reason why he chose this program. Anyway, from the day the satellite radio received customers for a fee, all students in the school knew that if the money was put into the basket of the laboratory, it would never come back. , Even if you quit halfway, you will not get your money back.

According to past experience, Heimdall, who was sitting near the gate, quietly put down his book and came to the door panel leading to the outside of the experimental research room.The weird cone-shaped object attached to the door grows into a thin rope under Heimdall's operation, and the ear-shaped object attached to the door transmits the movement on the other side of the door to Heimdall's ear through the small tube—this magic product is made of Courtesy of The Weasley Brothers.

"Don't squeeze... I can't hear you clearly..."

"What's inside now..."

"It seems to be Gobstone..."

"I said don't squeeze... hey..."

The eavesdropping crowd outside the door used the retractable ears purchased from the experimental research laboratory. The difference is that the retractable ears sold to the classmates are the normal version, and the retractable ears made by Heimdall were modified by the Weasley brothers for him. The dual-use deluxe version that can also be fixed, in addition to the basic eavesdropping function, also has the ability to prevent eavesdropping.

At this time, the retractable ear inside the door suddenly vibrated violently, reminding the user that someone outside the door is using his normal version to eavesdrop - the degree of evil is equivalent to being hacked by his own WIFI!

Heimdall looked down and saw a flesh-colored thin rope twisting and squeezed in through the crack of the door. Heimdall squatted down slowly while continuing to listen to the movement outside the door. When the thin rope crawled to his feet, he lifted the wand.The students in the room who noticed the movement by the door cast interested glances. It has been a long time since I saw such a scene. Everyone knows that someone wants to come to broadcast for nothing.

When Heimdall felt that it was almost done, a bright electric spark exploded from the tip of the wand. He waved the wand lightly, and the thin string of the retractable ear was like the fuse on a firecracker. to the other end of the retractable ear.

The screams immediately reached Heimdall's ears through the retractable ears inside the door. Heimdall took the "earphones" away calmly, and let the people outside be furious and cursed loudly.

The students in the room laughed gleefully—the situation outside could also be deduced from Heimdall's appearance.

Of course, a light electric shock is not enough to disperse all the people who rub the radio, and it will certainly not play a decisive role in some thick-skinned students.Heimdall was originally planning to punish small and large punishments, not to kill them all.The role of small punishments is to tell them that the director of the experimental research laboratory is not ignorant of their behavior, but that he does not have the same knowledge as them.

Heimdall put away his retractable ears and sat back to his original position. The timing was just right, and Mr. Krum appeared as a guest in the second half amidst the warm applause of all the students who bought tickets.

The brainless fans among the students were ecstatic, feeling that today's silverware is not in vain, and it is worth the money!

[Mr. Krum is a famous Seeker. In order to increase the popularity of our column, 'Wizard Sports Focus' temporarily decided to add an audience interaction session. I hope it will not cause trouble to you. 】The hostess's tone is even more cadenced than before.

Let's cut it first and then play it... Facing the listening range of a quarter of wizards in Europe, how do you ask Master Krum to answer?

[I'm a little nervous,] Victor's voice came. [It reminds me of the day when I first set foot on the international arena. 】The hostess laughed, and seemed to appreciate Victor's compliment.

[Let's connect to the Floo network of the first spectator. 】

The on-site interactive link of the wizard broadcast is generally realized by the Floo network - it is another matter if the fireplace in the home is not connected to the Floo network. Although the telephone is gradually becoming popular, it has not been used for thousands of years. Transmission classification, for example, the Floo network used in broadcasting can only realize dialogue, and cannot directly fly the whole person to the scene.Except for a few more fashionable countries that have switched to wizard phones in all directions, wizards in most countries still use traditional methods.

[Hello,] The first audience member is a lady who is too excited. [I like Victor Klum very, very, very much, can you sign me? 】【no problem. ] Victor responded.

The lady's scream came immediately, and then it was slightly choked, [I actually heard his voice with my own ears, I talked to VK...] When Heimdall couldn't help showing a proud smile, the lady stepped down. One sentence made his little face collapse.

[Can I kiss you?Or you come and kiss me? 】

【no. ] Victor was very decisive.

The lady didn't bother, let out an "oh" in disappointment, and then disappeared under the prompt of the director "timeout".

The lady forgot to give her name just now, and the hostess asked the lady to provide the receiving method to the column group through the program, so as to obtain the signature promised by Krum.The hostess laughed and teased Victor again, and immediately connected to the Floo network of the second audience.

[I live in Estonia, I want to ask Mr. Krum, aren't you from the sports industry?Why bother with Estonian politics?Do you have ulterior motives?Or was he instigated? 】The atmosphere of the show suddenly changed qualitatively. The hostess thought she was on the wrong show. It was the first time since the show started that she received an interactive question from the audience that had nothing to do with sports. long malice.

The hostess made repeated cut-off gestures to the staff, but no one responded. The hostess was dumbfounded. Why? !

Victor gave the hostess a calm wink.

[This gentleman, I am Victor Krum. 】

[I know, my question is for you, please don't change the subject. 】【I am Bulgarian. 】

[Don't blur the focus! 】

[Okay, since this listener is so determined, I'm sorry to the listeners in front of the radio, I have to take up the time of the 'Wizard Movement Focus' column to say things that have nothing to do with sports. ] Victor continued, [Responding to the audience's question, I don't remember that I ever got involved in Estonian politics, and I didn't even enter the country on my own initiative outside of the competition.I don't know where your problem comes from? 】【You are the spokesperson of the Northern Comet Athletic Broom Company. It was disclosed not long ago that Northern Comet will provide a large amount of political donations to a certain person in Estonia so that that person can participate in a possible election campaign.Dare you say you didn't know about it? 】【I really don't know, and what does the company's decision have to do with me?I am the product spokesperson of Northern Comet, not the escrow of the company. 】The "uninvited guest" at the other end of the fireplace was silent for a moment, 【It is said that you have a close relationship with the former Minister of Magic of Estonia, Andrew Lange? 】【Professor Lange is my colleague who teaches at the Heideggerack School of Magic and Magic. It is not unusual for us to know each other. 】【You have a very good relationship. 】

[To be honest, I don't quite understand, what are you implying? 】

After a long time, there was no sound from the other end, and the director finally raised his hand. The female host's expression was very unfriendly. Today's show was ruined by the director with selective amnesia.

At the same time, wizards in several locations on Europa simultaneously turned off their radios.

A respectable old man from the International Referee Council was lost in thought, showing displeasure.

In Finland, which is across the sea from Estonia, Rommel smiled and looked at the director of the wizarding sports department who was looking forward to this column. Unfortunately, it failed to make any expected contribution to the final decision of the Finnish election.

Shehu Shagari, who is located in a wizard's house in Estonia, happily bites his pipe amidst the clouds and mist.

In the experimental research room of Durmstrang College, all the students who bought tickets to enter the venue dispersed. Heimdall, who was sitting behind the desk and writing hard, suddenly thought of something and stopped writing, with a smile on his face.

The unexpected and thought-provoking self-hacking exposure at the end is probably Shehu Shagari's wedding gift for Lange.

I sincerely hope that Andrew can live in HOLD after his honeymoon.

two,

After the little beauty was brought to Durmstrang, she was uneasy and tried to break free from the "spring roll skin" several times. Under Heimdall's instructions, Xiao Ba didn't eat it immediately. Usually relaxed.

Heimdall told it that wrapping it too tightly might affect the taste, so Xiaoba decided to try a new "cooking method" to improve the taste.

Heimdall was terrified when the little beauty escaped. He was not afraid that the little beauty would hurt himself, but he was afraid that the eight-eyed spider, which had almost no long-term contact with wizards other than wandering wizards, would hurt the students of the same school, and his son Mionir. .

The little beauty's escape journey was extremely difficult. She was first discovered by the house elf in Durmstrang Castle. Eighth, wait until he reacts and only catches up to the little beauty's ass.The little beauty was thrown out by a magic spell in a panic by the elf who was scared but summoned up her courage, and the elf's magic helped the little beauty to distance herself faster.

Realizing that he had done something bad, the house elf was running around in a hurry, and then thought of notifying the principal...

The little beauty who bounced off landed and continued to panic. After hitting the wall several times in succession, she began to develop a sense of insight into the environment.

Later, the little beauty met the red hat running around on this floor. At that time, the little hat guy was playing with his long claws on the wall—this buddy’s interest was rather monotonous. , the bored face suddenly glowed with brilliance, and it followed the little beauty's back cautiously - the speed of the red hat is amazing, ready to hit the snow without a trace, and hit it with one hit.

In the end, because he was too involved, he forgot the protection spell cast by Matveyenko, the professor of charms. It could only move within a certain range. Just when the hat boy thought he was about to succeed, the protection spell kicked it back to its original state. land.After recalling the memory, the red hat beat its chest and stamped its feet. After being depressed for a while, it returned to its original position and continued to stick its claws...

The little beauty was so busy running that she didn't realize that she had escaped unharmed.

The little beauty, who has gradually cultivated anti-stalking awareness, stopped and dodged all the way, narrowly avoiding several potential crises - all passing by the professors. When it finally left the second floor, it was very close to the castle exit. Hope, victory seems to be in sight...

Fate is ill-fated, and he meets Toffee who is returning from a full meal.

One is a native wild chimera, and the other is an artificially raised spider with five scum and eight eyes.

Toffee shook her hair majestically, and the little beauty shivered in the overwhelming sense of crisis.

The result can be imagined.

If Xiaoba hadn't arrived in time, the grain reserve would have been dismantled into a pile of dregs.

After this incident, Heimdall realized the seriousness of the problem, and at the same time he was warned by the principal Karkaroff with a yellow card. Heimdall didn't say much about the way Xiaoba tied up the little beauty.

Xiao Ba offered to put the little beauty in the back mountain.

"Are you sure?" Heimdall asked.

Thinking about those residents in the back mountain, the little beauty probably never returned.