HP's Foreign Land

Heimdall opened his eyes under his boyfriend's chick pecking rice, sat up sleepily, and greeted the morning light of a new day in the habitual 1-minute dazed time.

Victor smoothed his shaggy hair and went to groom himself in front of the full-length mirror.Heimdall sat on the bed and looked at it for a while, thinking that he would only be able to stay with Victor when he returned to the rented house in the ancient town of Kapok every weekend, and felt very uncomfortable.

Victor has completely left school and stepped into society.

He jumped out of the bed and came behind the master, climbed up the master's back like an octopus, then hugged the master's neck, buried his face in the socket of his shoulder and dawdled.

Victor likes Heimdall to be coquettish with him the most, and he can't help reaching out to reach the octopus on his back, and the octopus arches back and forth to prevent the master from wishing.The old man laughed helplessly, and scratched the octopus' head with his fingers, and the small mouth of the octopus sucked hard on the old man's neck twice.

"Victor," the octopus asked contentedly after pecking, "you will be twenty next January, right?"

The octopus moved his tentacles away, and the master continued to tie his tie in the mirror.

"Yes." The master looked at him in the mirror. "Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

"The head of the room ordered you to spare time on January [-]st. The head of the room wants to treat you to a big meal." Heimdall looked condescending and arrogant.

Victor laughed, expressing that he was flattered.

A certain room chief continued to raise his chin: "Just the two of us, we are not allowed to bring any idlers with us."

Victor raised his eyebrows, "Rommel, Snow... can't do it?"

He spared no effort and tried every means to belittle Rommel and Snow all the time. Heimdall gave him a blank look, "Can my father and uncle be regarded as idlers?"

In fact, the master wanted to see them as passers-by, and he was depressed, when he heard Heimdall whispering in his ear: "There is no one else, just the two of us."

The master immediately cheered up, thinking that before going to bed last night, Heimdall was concentrating on reading magazines about food and travel that he didn't like to read before, and then contacting what he said just now, the master smiled and said: "I thought you Intend to surprise me."

"The plan can't keep up with the changes," Heimdall went down to the ground, picked up the robe resting on the back of the chair, and handed it to Victor. "You're a big star and a busy person, so it's safer to book in advance." His tone seemed as if Victor was the last bowl of white porridge when there were too many monks and so few porridges.

The master was dumbfounded by that tone.

During breakfast, Victor took out his pocket watch and looked at Heimdall, who was slowly putting the third layer of ham in the bread. He couldn't help but grab his hand and hinted that he should stop, "I'm going to be late."

Heimdall bit the third layer of ham—regretfully dispelled the desire for the fourth layer of ham—puffed his mouth and nodded, "Then I'll be late..." He opened his eyes vaguely and said nonsense. "My research room was almost emptied by others, and I couldn't get out of bed because of the discomfort..." Holding a sandwich in the shape of a Xi Shi holding a heart, how funny it looks.

Victor smiled, "Are you sure it's you who responded?"

After returning to Victor’s rented room in the Goblin Hotel in Mumian Ancient Town yesterday, Heimdall told Victor about the situation in the laboratory, and Victor also learned from him that something will happen in the school cafeteria this morning. What.

"Those guys know that the experimental research laboratory is going to collect money, and they all pretend to be stupid. When dealing with villains who know the law and break the law, they should accept mental whipping." Holding the sandwich, he raised his arms and shouted, only Jin Jialong can't give up!

The master glanced over with a cold look, and the head of the office, Stulusong, laughed dryly and put down his arms. Everyone chewed like a lady, and hesitated, "How can Jin Jialong compare with you..."

While the young couple were making love in their own way in their small suite in the ancient town of Mumian, something really happened in the student canteen in Durmstrang.

It has nothing to do with going to school, and it has nothing to do with professors or assignments. Looking for a job is not within the scope of speculation. This matter is only related to the three students and the laboratories they represent.

These three students happen to be the heads of the research department; it just so happens that they had an assessment and IOU from Heimdall before he went to Hogwarts last school year; They used the materials of the experimental laboratory but did not pay for it; it happened that the three of them were looking for the head of the small office who might have a "sloppy" concept of money; Heimdall happened to keep their IOUs; Hina happened to have a detailed experimental research Records of use of room materials in and out.

These happened to be put together to draw the conclusion this morning: the heads of three unknown small research laboratories received a reminder letter from the head of the experimental research laboratory - in the form of a roaring letter.

At first the three of them didn't know it was Howler's letter—and the common sense of wizards is that the envelope of Howler's letter is a standard red—afterwards they could only beat their chests and complain that it was not that they were too shallow but the enemy was too cunning, and they were wrapped in "Congratulations." You've won" sugar-coated cannonball envelopes blinded.

Shocking screams erupted in the high and wide cafeteria that was still some distance away from the hustle and bustle of people, and then there was a terrible earthquake——I don’t know whether it was a hallucination or a real thing. At the same time, the students noticed The chandelier above the head swayed without wind; the magic ornamental bird on the glass window flapped its wings and fled without a trace, leaving clusters of magic bouquets shaking tremblingly; the chair under the buttocks also shook violently for a moment; There was a clanging sound of cups and plates.

When everyone was terrified thinking that something was about to erupt and rushed to the entrance of the cafeteria, their screams turned into roars.

The coherent and loud voice echoed over the cafeteria. Every word was like thunder, but it exploded one by one in the ear. The magic is that every word is clearly imprinted in the mind like a knife, even if you cover it Binaurals won't help either—those are for the recipient, of course.

The students were silent for a moment, suddenly realized, and they all relaxed and went back to their seats.Everyone searched for the source of the sound with bated breath, and with a quick sweep of their eyes, they saw three blazing fire balls floating in the air from three directions.

The entire cafeteria is like a forest after sunset, all creatures consciously shut their mouths tightly, the silence is very dramatic, and the sudden stop makes people panic.

The panicked ones were naturally those three room chiefs. Their time to open the letters was not uniform, so their voices fluctuated one after another. The wonderful thing is that although the contents of the roaring letters are different, they are strangely harmonious and connected into a series full of fun. Sexual hoarse trio.

It is naturally the onlookers who find it interesting—they sit comfortably in the dynamic zone of swaying left and right and clanging and rattling brought about by the cadenced roar.The three room chiefs were so yelled at that their little faces turned pale -- the lion's roar in Shaolin Temple was nothing more than that -- almost crying, wishing they could get under the table.

The central idea of ​​the roaring letter is quite clear from the very beginning. The first sentence is: The director of the laboratory has something to say...then it is the specific content, for example, on a certain day in a certain year and a certain month, you issued an IOU. If you have not made up the money after the repayment deadline, what should you do? For example, on a certain day in a certain year and month, you used XXX in the laboratory and did not pay, what should you do? And so on, and so on, and so on.

The tone of the whole article is "Let's see what to do with this", but anyone with a brain understands that this is definitely not a discussion, but a threat from Chiguoguo.Now, the whole school knows.The heads of these three small research laboratories have become the guinea pigs of the heads of the experimental research laboratories. Of course, the persimmons must be picked softly, and Director Stulusson understands.

The directors of the other labs whose debts were not paid felt deafening, and secretly called out fortunately, thinking about handing over the money quickly, otherwise they would be like these three, wanting to see the jokes of the labs fighting in the lab, and ended up starting school On the first day, he was seen as a joke by the whole school.The room chiefs deeply understand that not everyone can touch the tiger's buttocks.

Lige's buddies who hid and watched the play secretly came to a conclusion: it is fine to provoke anyone, but absolutely not to provoke Mr. Sturlusson's chief...King Gallon.

During the entire process of reading the letter, which was like a sentence, the three chiefs had the same idea to destroy the letter, whether it was bombing or other extraordinary means, but in the end they did not dare to do so: First, this thing came from legends The hands of the director of the experimental research laboratory in China—even though they don’t want to admit it, they are still quite scared; second, doesn’t bombing the letter mean that they have a guilty conscience? !In order to show their elegant demeanor and broad-mindedness, the arms of the three room chiefs began to tremble. The belief came to an end, and the roaring letter began to mechanically announce the end of the year.

Just when the three of them thought that the torture was over, the Roaring Letter, which seemed to be completely burnt out, gasped, and the last bit of paper was turned into ashes without being frank.

[Hurry up, hey, it’s not over yet——]

The three spurted out a mouthful of blood.

[I would like to say hello to all the students in the school, did you enjoy your summer vacation? ] The strange thing is that the sound now sounds a little provocative and excited, and it doesn't make people feel that the whole house is shaking. The students who have the spirit of exploration immediately began to suspect that the ordinary shouting letter does not seem to be able to do this.

Students who don’t have the spirit of exploration, or who have deep exploration spirit, yell “very good!” , because the complexions of the three room chiefs have already started to turn blue, and people always have the urge to gloat, as if they can't help laughing when they see someone wrestling.

The roaring letter continued to sing: [There must be some students who have begun to be interested in my roaring letter. Yes, I can tell you clearly that ordinary roaring letters cannot do what they did just now and now.For more details, please contact the Durmstrang Laboratory, Heimdall Strulusson will spare no effort to answer your questions.So what are you waiting for? !Please remember the name of this product, "Heaven and Earth Crash" of the "Kaleidoscopic Roaring Letters" series. This series has many different and interesting features, and it will surely satisfy all your curiosity and needs.For a negligible price, the ever-changing Howler letter is yours, and make other wizards jealous of you! 】The ashes in mid-air laughed at the gravity for a long time, and floated back to the table in satisfaction, turning into a pile of dead ashes.

This morning, the directors of the three small research laboratories were on fire; the amount of their arrears was calculated by someone with a heart; the experimental research laboratory was on fire, and of course, the "Heaven and Earth Crash" of the "Kaleidoscopic Roaring Letter" series was also on fire.

As for Kane, the head of the small office who had caused the topic at the beginning, it seems that he has been unfollowed and no one cares about it.Some students who claimed to be good at predicting things began to seize the opportunity to make second guesses, claiming that they knew that the small room would not grow into a climate, they were self-righteous, and they played tricks, but that was all.

These remarks either aroused booing or resonated, no matter what, the topic after dinner was fresh, and everyone was arguing about what time Director Strulusson would choose to clean up the house.

Water can carry a boat or overturn it. The power of public opinion is both an angel and a devil.

The "culprit" who caused all this became a topic of conversation in just one breakfast time. Heimdall Strulusson, who returned to the Durmstrang gossip family with a high profile, did not satisfy his desire to see more this morning. The expectations of the students with dramatic conflict scenes entered the cafeteria.

After reluctantly saying goodbye to the master in the ancient town of Mumian, Mr. Sturlusson, under the pressure of being talked to by the principal after the time to return to school, held the first astronomy theory that he praised as extremely prescient and carried with him. Textbook, Pidianer Pidianer rushed to the classroom.

Until the next morning, the fear of being approached for a conversation still did not happen.Now that the student council president has not been selected, the student council team has not yet been formed.At the beginning of the school term, the school has a lot of things to do, and the headmaster who has no time to do everything, even if he knows something, as long as nothing goes wrong, he will choose to turn a blind eye and close his eyes, not to mention that today is the first day of school, Heimdall knows that he Bet right.

In the experimental research room, there is a multi-functional locker nailed with five layers of partitions. This locker has no door and is open, so the things displayed on it can be seen at a glance.

Heimdall is standing in front of the cabinet now, and Fallier is sitting at one end of the big desk sorting out the piles of orders—since Heimdall returned to the laboratory, Fallier has adjusted his work and rest time to the same as when he first joined the research. It was the same as in the classroom—most of the students in the school were very interested in the ever-changing shouting letters.

Afterwards, Heimdall introduced that the ever-changing Roaring Letter series was jointly developed by him and a pair of twin wizards in the UK, and the experimental research laboratory took the lead in promoting sales, which was a kind of test.The students of the German school were so touched by the gimmick of "world premiere", they eagerly paid for it, striving to be the world's first water tester.

"What's missing." Heimdall in front of the cabinet said suddenly.

"What's missing?" Farier looked up blankly.

Heimdall touched his chin, turned his head and said, "I mean the notebook on the cabinet."

Fallier was silent for a while, "I once saw Kane reading one of them, but I didn't see it in the research room."

The materials on the locker were sorted out and displayed by Heimdall. He did not stop the two room members from borrowing them, nor did he agree to take them out of the research room.

"You've seen it too." Heimdall didn't seem surprised.

"I've seen it, it's not my style," Fallier said. "But it's very inspiring."

Heimdall smiled and nodded meaningfully, "That thing is very inspirational." Then he confirmed, "Kane took the one with the black-purple cover and the faint gold inscription on the spine?"

Fallier nodded hesitantly, "Grindelwald's experience."

"That's what I wrote."

Fallier's eyes widened, "You, you wrote it?"

"I wrote it in imitation of Grindelwald." Heimdall shrugged. "Grindelwald did not leave any specific experience, only some scattered experimental experience was recorded in the director's notebook. The black and purple book was indeed left by Grindelwald. The words on the title page, including the first page The first few lines of the book come from Grindelwald himself, and the rest are added by me, and the gold lettering on the cover is also imitated by his signature." Heimdall smiled at this point, his smile was indescribably cunning . "Isn't it like that?!"

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Fallier has reason to believe that a large part of Kane's "perverted" self-confidence comes from the very tempting words and sentences of "Grindelwald's Experience".

"Don't tell him." Heimdall put his index finger in front of his mouth.

At this moment, Falier felt that Kane was very sad. He thought he had entered a higher realm, but in the end he just turned from the back of the room chief's hand to the palm of his hand.

Although there was no expression on his face, Heimdall couldn't help but sigh in his heart.For a cabinet of books, he chose the most unremarkable one in the corner; for a cabinet of genuine books, he chose the only counterfeit one.What was once a whim turned into someone's misunderstanding by accident, and someone believed it to be true.

However, when he thought of himself who patched up senior brother Gai's invention to prove his own value, Heimdall felt that he had no right to preach to Kane on this matter.

If you want to blame it, blame Grindelwald for being too eye-catching.A cabinet full of experts and professors and leaders from all walks of life were all defeated by Brother Gai's wizard robe, and it was a Xibei wizard robe.

"Do you think those books are helpful to you?" Heimdall walked back to the desk and sat down.

"Yes, I think the book "Magic Artifacts and Wizarding Life" is very good." Falier replied without hesitation.

Although it is a book that covers a wide range but not deep enough, it has a general but relatively comprehensive introduction to the entire magic product industry.It's a great way to get started.Heimdall gave a thumbs up and praised Farier for his vision.

"Aren't you going to take action?" Falier hesitated for a long time, but still asked what he had always wanted to ask.

"What action?"

"Fire him...or appropriate punishment or something." If a "pervert" like Kane were placed in another laboratory, he would never be able to recover. With this period of contact, Fallier became more and more I believe more and more that the head of the office is not as easy to talk to as they thought at the beginning.

Fallier is glad that he is not "smart" enough, Kane is too "smart", so he is puzzled by Heimdall's inaction.

Heimdall looked embarrassed: "The arrears have not been recovered yet, and the materials from the research laboratory were used but the other party did not make an IOU..." Now that he is fired, he has an excuse to clean up the relationship?

"...Are you just letting him go like that?" Kane went his own way as before, and even became more courageous with frustration.

Heimdall's face is tolerant.

Fallier couldn't help laughing, if it was a year ago he would have believed it, but now...

The door of the research room was pushed open, and the two walked in one after the other, Faliere's smile quickly faded.

The bean pod cat, which had been lying in front of the fireplace for a long time, suddenly jumped into Heimdall's lap, jumped onto the table with its strength, and looked directly at the visitor with its big round eyes.

It was Kane who walked in, and the head of the wizard chess research room.