HP's Foreign Land

A troll is a creature with a low IQ, and its physical development is completely opposite to its intelligence. Heimdall has read in textbooks that the average height of an adult troll is 4 meters. Less than 4 meters, you can despise it openly.

The river troll mentioned by Prince Spider is one of the three major groups of the troll family. The trolls in the wizarding world are mainly divided into mountain trolls, forest trolls and river trolls.

Among them, the river troll has the least number and the smallest distribution range, and it belongs to the endangered species in the family. Therefore, Heimdall was very excited when he learned that one of the eight-eyed spider's friends was a legendary river troll. The curiosity was fully mobilized, and there was a kind of excitement of going to the zoo to see "giant pandas".

The Forbidden Forest is really a wonderful and rich treasure trove of magical animals. The British Ministry of Magic should make great efforts to protect it. Although the high-intelligence people headed by the centaurs may not appreciate it, at least it can prevent the species crisis caused by human behavior.

"I heard that the troll is very cruel." This is also read in the textbook.

"It's just that they are not very good-tempered, and the time of being angry is longer than that of not being angry." The spider guide replied calmly.

Is this all "just" or "just"?

Heimdall bowed down, the logic of animals is really beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

"Have you ever had any conflicts with them?" Heimdall was very curious. Now that they could become friends, what was the previous contact like?

"...Actually, you can ask questions in another way." The spider guide remained calm.

"How to ask?"

"You should ask me which animals we have not had conflicts with."

Heimdall was completely convinced, and couldn't help laughing, "I didn't expect you to be quite humorous."

This prince is completely different from their arrogant ancestor.

"Humor? I'm letting your guard down." His Royal Highness still maintained a calm tone.

"for what?"

"eat you."

Heimdall was silent for a moment, then asked, "A cold joke?"

"My heart."

Heimdall laughed dryly, and suddenly regretted why he didn't bring Olar out.

"I've thought about eating you for a long time." The spider guide changed his tone, his voice was hoarse and full of uncontrollable commotion.

Heimdall couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand to touch Little Eight Eyes squatting on top of his head, "Hey, if it's going to eat me, remember to remind me."

"I know." Xiao Bayan said softly.

The spider guide who was driving at high speed suddenly paused, and Heimdall was almost thrown out by the sudden braking, but before he could catch his breath, the spider guide started off again as if nothing happened.

After a while, I heard the spider guide lightly throw out a sentence, "Eat the inside out."

Little Bayan didn't respond.

Heimdall was amazed, the eight-eyed spider's vocabulary was not usually huge.

"Hold on tight from now on." Spider guide.

Heimdall was baffled by the nonsensical words, but obediently, he tightly hugged the arm of its pincers, and at the same time, the bottom of the buttocks shook violently.

earthquake?Heimdall was baffled, and then found that it was not an earthquake, they flew up, no, to be more precise, the spider guide was hanging on a spider thread, constantly climbing up, and as the height climbed straight, they were away from The ground is getting farther and farther away, and it carries three lives. The silver and bright spider silk looming against the black background is so slender and graceful that any primate creature who has experienced it in person is short of breath.

Facts have proved that not everyone can be a Spider-Man. Heimdall never felt that he had a fear of heights before, but now he has symptoms of the disease.

Subconsciously wanted to turn back, but the moment he turned his head, he suddenly realized that he must not turn back, and he must be even more afraid when he looked at the ground.

He tried his best to keep his eyes wide open and stared straight ahead, as if if his eyes were slightly shifted, the slender, scalp-numbing spider silk would snap in two.

When Heimdall's heart was about to jump out of his throat, the spider guide suddenly swung forward, and the wet spider silk swayed left and right like a pendulum in a grandfather clock.Heimdall's face was ashen, but there was no abnormality in his expression. It wasn't that he was not afraid, but that he was numb. At first, he was a little worried that he would pass out. It seemed that his psychological quality was not low.

Some people will fall into a coma when they are extremely frightened. This is not the basis for making a joke about this person's cowardice. Coma is a means for the brain to defend itself and repair itself. When a person's mental power can no longer be loaded When there is too much stimulation from the outside world, the brain will order to cut off the "power supply" of the whole body, completely avoiding the receiving of stimulation, so as to achieve the purpose of self-protection, similar to the automatic restart of a computer.

Heimdall was afraid that he would automatically restart if he couldn't bear the load. If he restarted, he would fall down.

Fortunately, this did not happen.

The spider guide didn't have a hobby of being a primate either, so he swung a few times in the air, and suddenly let go of the spider's thread. This time, Heimdall really flew up.

But before Heimdall's brain reflected various instructions, the spider guide had already landed steadily, not on the ground, but on a huge spider web.

The spider web shook violently a few times before returning to silence.

In fact, as early as when Heimdall was talking to the spider leader, the accompanying six eight-eyed companions had already started to act. When the spider scout who was in charge of exploring the road ahead reported the news of "there is a situation and needs to avoid", The other five companions who had scattered around in search of cover in the early morning quickly gathered together, and immediately chose which position was the best, and then worked together to weave a huge cloud between the two selected trees at the fastest speed. net.

When everything is basically ready, report back to the spider guide. His Royal Highness happened to drive to the appropriate position at this time, and he didn't need to do anything, just carry Heimdall to the spider web.

The lightning-fast movement of these six eight-eyed spiders is astonishing. Everything they did was done before His Royal Highness arrived at this position, otherwise it would be meaningless.

Although Heimdall didn't quite understand what was happening in front of him, why the spiders decided to avoid them, and other issues, he had no time to think about it. Just this spider web that was so close at hand, with a visual estimate of more than ten square meters, instantly took away all his attention. .

Just like that, the Spider Squad and his party quietly lay on the net and merged with the background.

Spiders are notoriously patient predators in nature. Although they are not solving food and clothing now, waiting silently is also their forte.

Huge spider webs are knotted between the two tall and thick branches. Even if the creatures on the ground pass under them, it is not easy to find that the danger above the head is full of dangers. In the unfathomable darkness, there is a murderous intent hidden.

Spiders always like to lie on their backs when squatting on their webs, and the eight-eyed spider is no exception. After a long time, Heimdall, who was lying on the leader's back, felt a little dizzy, but the movement below made him quickly forget the pain in his body. discomfort.

Heimdall hugged the huge pliers tightly, and looked down quietly, holding his breath. After being at a high altitude, he found that the closer to the ground, the brighter the surrounding area. On the contrary, the higher the altitude, the darker the light.

Heimdall's eyes had already adapted to the negligible visible light in the Forbidden Forest at this time, and he could see the situation on the ground clearly in the deeper darkness.

The tremor followed, and as time went by, it became more and more intense.Through the trees rooted below the surface, the spider web sensitively and truly transmits all the commotion on the ground.At the same time, in the forest in the distance, a huge creature was slowly walking towards the road they were driving on just now.

When the mountain-like figure was completely exposed within the visible range, Heimdall couldn't help but widen his eyes, sighed involuntarily, and was covered by himself.

This is a giant monster with a body length of 4 meters. Don't ask him why he can confirm it immediately because he has never seen a giant monster with his own eyes, because the appearance of this big guy is generally the same as that described in the textbook.

Because of the lack of light, Heimdall was unable to confirm the exact color of its skin. Its preliminary judgment may be close to that of a rock, showing a blue-gray color.The skin was thick and rough, and longan-sized sarcoids were sparsely distributed all over the body, which looked like blisters that were about to swell and burst, making its already ugly and weird face even more unsightly.

The big, smooth head is narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, like an egg.The eyes are small and different in size, the nose is flat, the mouth is big, and the lips are thick. For some reason, I always open my mouth from time to time while walking. The upper and lower rows of uneven teeth seem to be very sharp. Teeth should be fine.

Unfortunately, due to the extremely limited visible light and the unsatisfactory observation position, he couldn't see more things clearly.

As for the reason why it opened its mouth, Heimdall pondered for a while, could it be yawning?Put a question mark on this question for now.

The giant monster's eyes are dull and its reaction is slow - from these two points, it can be judged that the intelligence level of the giant monster is not high. If there is a plant blocking the front, it will always hesitate for a while - it may be thinking, or it may be something He didn't even think about it, and then he raised a huge mallet and smashed everything in the way.

When the giant knocked a tree taller than it into a pile of wood residue without any effort, Heimdall began to understand why the eight-eyed spider avoided it without a fight.

This should be a mountain monster with a ferocious nature, and will hunt and kill all living things that come within sight.There is no reason to speak to it, because its mind cannot understand it.Most of the creatures in the Forbidden Forest usually adopt early evasion measures when encountering mountain giant monsters. If there is no time to evade, they will try their best to escape.Fortunately, although the mountain monster is big and powerful, its movements are clumsy, and animals with a certain amount of mobility can run away—with luck.

The eight-eyed spiders also thought about it in the same way. Instead of wasting time with it, it is better to take the initiative to avoid it.

After the "mountain bag" with no beautiful scenery passed slowly, the spider scout was sure that everything was safe, and the spider guide fell to the ground.

The excitement of seeing the most savage troll in legend made Heimdall forget about the slender silk that was at stake.

The place where the mountain monster passed was in a mess, and this guy couldn't even walk comfortably, but other animals could judge the general location of the monster based on these traces, and which direction they should walk next.Although the vegetation here has suffered, it is a good thing for the animals.

The spider guide told Heimdall that these traces will be replaced by new plants in two days, and the Forbidden Forest is a forest with vigorous vitality and better resilience.

***

According to the spider prince, this river troll named Gudick can understand human speech, and he is one of the aliens in the troll family with an IQ above the average.It is a fact that trolls have low IQ, but no matter what kind of animal, there will occasionally be one or two outliers in the group, and eight or nine out of ten outliers among trolls will be born in the ranks of river trolls.

The eight-eyed spider's old friend, Gu Dick, was not far away, sitting on the edge of a huge rock beside the rushing river, leaning against it and sleeping soundly.

After a cursory glance, Heimdall found that Gudick's size looked smaller than the mountain troll just now. After the visual impact of the mountain troll, the river troll seemed much more pleasing to the eye.The most important thing is that it knows how to talk about civilization, and it wears decent clothes and trousers—although the tattered ones can’t tell the color, unlike the mountain giant just now, it finds a rag pocket under it, turns around and can Seeing the non-glossy butt with sarcoma, playing hooligans aboveboard, unsightly, and too disrespectful, Heimdall was really afraid that he would have the eye of a needle.

"I'd better avoid it." Heimdall climbed off the spider leader's back and tiptoed into a clump of grass.

Heimdall didn't think the river troll would welcome him, he was used to animals' first reaction to human disgust.

The little Bayan on the top of the head also hid behind him.

The spider leader did not object, and the six eight-eyed spiders hid silently into the darkness again, and the spider prince crawled towards the river alone...

After a while, the river troll was awakened, and Heimdall looked there nervously. Fortunately, although the river troll was very dissatisfied with the eight-eyed prince who woke him up, he did not attack him unreasonably.

Heimdall breathed a sigh of relief, carefully pulled out the "wizard mobile phone" from his clothes, and said to the mirror in a very low voice: "Victor Victor." Fleeting, effectively obscured by Heimdall.

Victor's face appeared in the mirror, and the blackness on the other side of the mirror made Victor stunned for a moment. After seeing Heimdall's face clearly, he laughed. Just as he was about to speak, he heard Heimdall "don't talk." The voice came, and there was obviously a low and low feeling of guilty conscience.

Then, Victor saw the scene reflected in the mirror shake violently suddenly, and when everything calmed down, two black shadows appeared faintly in the mirror, and there was the roar of the river rushing against the bank.

Then, Heimdall's deliberately low hiss sounded again, "Did you see it, it's a river troll." The excitement couldn't be concealed in the voice.

Victor couldn't help laughing, so it turned out that there was a burst of sweetness in his heart, and he was sharing his feelings with himself.

"Can you see it? Why don't you make a sound?" Heimdall found that he hadn't responded for a long time, and couldn't help but asked anxiously.

Victor thought to himself that it wasn't you who told me not to talk.

"Well, I can see it, but don't shake it." Victor told himself that he must not be perfunctory, so as not to hurt Rigg's heart.

Could it be that we are using a "mobile phone" to secretly take pictures?A room chief suddenly became cheerful when he heard his boyfriend's answer.

"Oh, is that so?" Heimdall carefully controlled the camera, and the sharing with Victor suddenly increased his excitement several times.

"Go further to the right... After that, come back again, that's right, it's here." Under Victor's guidance, the two sneakily commented on the giant river monster, and exchanged ideas about the giant monster with each other.

Suddenly, a deafening roar erupted from the river bank, and the surrounding atmosphere became tense in an instant. The river monster named Gudick raised his fist and smashed down hard. If it wasn't for the responsiveness of the spider guide, this heavy punch would have landed on it up.

The spider prince was also unambiguous, and turned around and ran. Gu Dick got up suddenly, and chased after him with his thick thighs. The ground, like billowing thunder, made a muffled rumble.

"I'll talk about it later." Seeing that the situation was not good, Heimdall ended the conversation and put the mirror back.

Victor on the other end had no choice but to suppress his worries, put the heavy and foggy mirror on the table at hand, and picked it up from time to time to take a look.

The spider leader ran over calmly, sprayed out a strand of spider silk three meters away from the haystack, and the spider silk landed on Heimdall's chest in an unbiased manner. The next second, the whole person He was pulled out of the haystack by a huge force, just when he was worried about whether he could keep up with the prince's pace, and whether he would be dragged to death all the way.

Two more spider threads fell from the sky and stuck to his shoulders respectively. There was a greater pulling force. This time, Heimdall was pulled forward and flew into the air. I thought to myself, today we are trapeze people.

After a while, there was a piercing sound in my ears, and the spider silk on both shoulders snapped, and then the whole person fell downwards, and finally landed on the broad back of the spider leader, the eight-eyed spider's back was hard The hair and shell caused a sharp pain from the tip of his nose to his knees, including the front of his chest.

Heimdall grinned from the fall, his face grim.

Fortunately, he is a man. If he was a girl, he would definitely fall into a flat chest...

Resisting tears, Heimdall crawled over and hugged the spider leader's pincers desperately, and asked with hiss, "The conversation is broken?"

"It hasn't gotten into the subject yet." Prince Spider said calmly.

"Have we talked for so long and haven't gotten to the point yet?" Heimdall looked back in surprise, only to find that the river troll was still waving his fists, persistently chasing after him.

"What did you say to make it so angry?" Heimdall was puzzled. Aren't they friends? Seeing Gudick like that, he seemed to be out of breath.

"It's not that I made it angry, it just wanted to be angry." The prince seemed aggrieved.

Thinking of the previous "just" and "just", Heimdalton felt speechless.

"So... how long does it plan to chase?" Heimdalmud asked.

"Let's not get angry anymore." The spider guide said again, "The timing is not good today, let's come again when it starts to lose its anger."

"..." He always chooses to put aside things that he can't understand, so he tries to change the subject, "What shall we do next?"

"Go to the next one."

Heimdall was in a trance for a while with the usual calmness shown by Spider Prince.