flower and big devil

In short, Luo Xiu got the "weapon".

Although it seems a little different from what he imagined.

——For example, he thought that he would pull out a radiant antique sword inlaid with gemstones and antique carvings from his pants; or that he would turn red and blue because he was angry and sad because he was surrounded by colorful halos after being blessed by the gods Happiness turns into a brilliant golden (...) cross; no matter how bad it is, it should be an elven longbow that looks a little heavy and is elegant enough to use——

After all, I heard that this is how the script is performed.

He never expected that what he pulled out from the bottom of his skirt in the end was a mass of flesh——

meat!

Pink and tender, it looks like fried, boiled, fried, grilled, meat!

Luo Xiu was blinded by the pink and tender girlish color, and he stretched out his hand to try to grab this lump of meat—but just when his fingertips were about to touch it, it suddenly drifted away again, Luo Xiu He raised his foot to chase after him, but the meat ball flew around him like an addiction... Suddenly, there was only a "poof", and a sharp spear suddenly protruded from a certain direction of the meat ball. spikes.

Ouch, that looks awesome.

He kept reminding himself that this is a dream, everything can be done irrationally or not according to the script, and NPC can also be unreasonable at all, Luo Xiu tried his best not to care about "why can flea eggs change unreasonably?" This kind of unidentified object that looks like the offspring of mammals" does not respect the great principle of conservation of matter and has no scientific logic at all...

Luo Xiu thought for a while, and stretched out his hand to grab the meat ball suddenly. The feeling of soft flesh in the palm of his hand and the slightly rough feeling made the black-haired young man feel in a trance that this was not a dream...It looked unusually bright under the sun. His black pupils stared intently at the pigeon not far in front of him because he was injured and was standing there far away with one paw raised. The black-haired young man lowered his back and made an offensive posture, and then he stepped back two step--

Wearing high heels on his feet, he couldn't stand stably and began to feel a very three-dimensional soreness from the soles of his feet. Luo Xiu knew that he should make a quick decision, no matter whether he really had to kill the "human" in front of him. Only the transformed black pigeon can leave the dreamland, but what happened before made the black-haired young man very clearly aware of a fact——

If you don't resist, just wait for this dream to turn into a dream where another protagonist is a pigeon.

This realization made Luo Xiu's blood boil instantly, full of fighting spirit.

He's still a virgin.

He didn't intend to find a pigeon to give him a virgin.

...not even in a dream.

After a brief pause, the pigeon seemed to realize that the sharp weapon in the hands of the black-haired young man in front of him might pose a threat to itself. It began to flap its wings, and black feathers flying all over the sky fell from it, and those feathers floated They didn't fall in the air, they floated there as if they were waiting for something, which made Luo Xiu a little concerned——

Soon, Luo Xiu found that his judgment was not wrong. When he stepped forward and tried to attack the pigeon, as if warning him to think twice, the black pigeon gracefully waved Swinging its wings, a black feather immediately spun in a circle, and the sharp part of the root of the feather was aimed at the black-haired young man, and before he had time to realize what happened, it flew towards him like an arrow off the string!

There was a "poof", the slight sound of something cutting the skin.

Luo Xiu only had time to feel a burning tingling pain on the skin of his cheek, and then he felt something warm flowing down the burning and painful wound—subconsciously he raised his hand to wipe it. After a while, when he spread his palm in front of his eyes, he found that the palm was a dazzling blood red.

The blood also seemed to get the damn pigeon excited.

It flapped its wings and hung in mid-air. It swooped in the direction of Luo Xiu. When the huge figure flew in the sky, it cast a large shadow on the ground. Its wings stretched out in such a posture It made Luo Xiu think of the devil Lucifer who first appeared in his dream——

Absurdly, he associated a pigeon with the Demon King.

However, the situation at this moment does not allow Luo Xiu to think about this aspect. Before a blink of an eye, the huge pigeon had already arrived in front of him. The thorny soft palm is hot——

The black shadow in front of him swayed, but before his brain reacted, his body reacted as if being controlled by something. He stepped on high-heeled boots, stepped forward, bent over, and neatly Dodge the dove's waving wings; another light jump, easily dodge to the right to dodge the dove's sharp claws; dodge the dove's two attacks again and again, the black-haired young man realized his counterattack The opportunity is coming—

He used a side impact, and instantly came into the arms of the pigeon. Then, the black-haired young man gritted his teeth and used his shoulders to bump the same furry belly of the furry bird firmly. The pigeon Staggered, "Cuckoo" screamed and was knocked away a few meters by him, this action also made Luo Xiu stagger!

I'm going to twist my foot!

Your second uncle!

The black-haired young man rushed forward a few steps in a crooked manner, and finally managed to stabilize himself before his legs twisted into twists——

He quickly adjusted himself, he used both hands to clenched the meat ball that seemed to be caught uncomfortably and kept making strange humming noises, and took advantage of the victory to pursue, while the pigeon wobbled in mid-air to maintain balance At that time, there was only a blank impulse left in Luo Xiu's mind. He heard the "clicking" sound of high-heeled women's shoes on the bluestone brick floor. When this sound came into his mind, he realized It seems that I have already started to run——

Under the sun, the black-haired young man's exposed skin was almost dazzlingly white. When he ran, the hem of his skirt fluttered along with him. The bowknot ripples into a beautiful arc, which is a beautiful picture—if the expression on the face of the male protagonist in the picture is not so struggling.

The veins on Luo Xiu's forehead bulged, and he came to the pigeon with almost no effort. This time, Luo Xiu didn't hesitate. The ball swung into the pigeon's hairy neck from the bottom up——

Puchi!

Feeling the sharp thorns growing out of the fleshy ball in his hand pierced deeply into the throat of the huge monster in front of him, the bright red and warm pigeon blood quickly spurted out and poured all on the face of the black-haired young man in front of him—— At this moment, on that pretty fair face, shocking red splashes onto his long and thick eyelashes, his thin chin, and his thin lips that look sexy but lack blood , drops of blood slid down his cheeks, stained the torn white bib on his chest, and finally slid along his exposed chest all the way, into the depths of the clothes that were barely hanging on his body...

The pigeon was almost stunned.

It was as if the sharp watermelon knife was not piercing into his neck at this moment—it was just that the red light in its eyes became brighter, and it fluttered its wings, not so much trying to break free from the spike stuck on its neck. Not to mention that it is frantically trying to pounce on the black-haired young man in front of it again!

As the sharp thorns at the front of the meat ball cut deeper into the pigeon's neck bit by bit, the sharp and sharp feel of piercing the flesh made Luo Xiu's eyes chill. At this moment, he felt his hands As if he was suddenly injected with infinite power, he didn't notice the abnormal behavior of the huge monster in front of him. His eyes suddenly paused, followed by a flip of the wrist, followed by a turning of the elbow——

He made an upward swing like a golf club!

In the next second, more blood splashed out from the pigeon's neck, and after the pigeon made the last two "cuckoo" sounds, its head was directly severed from the huge body!

The pigeon's head drew a beautiful arc, and finally landed at Luo Xiu's feet with a bang.

"..."

The huge body of the monster fell down suddenly, and Luo Xiu gasped heavily and paused for three seconds. After three seconds, he saw the black-haired young man throw away the meat ball in his hand, and fell down with his buttocks on the ground—

ended?

...Probably, it's over.

The black-haired young man sat on the ground, and finally felt a little bit of the warmth that belongs to the sun... He narrowed his eyes slightly, raised his hand that was so sore that it hardly looked like his own, and touched the blood on his face. , After cleaning the thick, warm pigeon blood with a bit of fishy-sweet smell on his eyelashes, he staggered up while supporting the ground, looking a little embarrassed. He looked around and found that no matter who brought him before The "Mr. Pigeon" who came here, and the people who were talking to him, including Alicia, who were wearing blue hospital gowns and pretending to be mushrooms, did not know when they all disappeared into the air .

It seemed that everything that happened just now was just his ridiculous hallucination.

After a moment of silence, Luo Xiu raised his spirits and looked back at the head of the pigeon that fell at his feet——

This look almost made him sit back on the ground in fright again!

I saw that the pigeon's black feathers completely faded, and it gradually turned into pure white—the red eyes also faded, from red to black, and finally, into a strange dark brown ——

This discovery made Luo Xiu tremble all over, vaguely feeling that something was wrong.

Soon, his premonition came back to sight—countless white feathers fell from the pigeon's head, gradually revealing the dark brown hair with a bit of natural curl underneath, its beak retracted, And at the same time, it grew a nose that belonged to a human - Luo Xiu blinked - and then he watched helplessly, the pigeon's head turned into the head of the middle-aged man at the beginning.

Just without a body.

Blood was gurgling out from the base of his neck. His neck was gone, as if someone had cut it neatly from the top of his body with a sharp weapon. The middle-aged man's head was lying quietly on the ground. He stared at Luo Xiu with big eyes that seemed to be dying.

The black-haired young man held his breath subconsciously. At this moment, he seemed to feel that his heart was about to stop beating due to the sudden drop in temperature around his body. His face began to twitch, from the initial stiffness to numbness. Under the sun, he seemed to have fallen into an ice cellar... His eyes widened, but he couldn't move his eyes away from the "human head" that he had seen with his own hands, until his attention had to be because of himself. replaced by a growing pain on one side of his cheek, as if someone had slapped his cheek hard—

[Alice?Alice!Why are you here Alice?Didn’t you say that you would obediently go to the lounge to introduce yourself to the big guys——]

who is calling me?

Luo Xiu covered his cheeks, and locked his brows tightly in pain. He squatted down again exhausted, and glanced at the watermelon knife beside him that he casually threw away.

[Hey, wake up, Alice! 】

very noisy.

Luo Xiu moved his hand away and covered his ears.

【This is not a good place to sleep. If you don’t open your eyes like this again, I’m going to report to Master Uzrock——】

Uzrock...

That beautiful man covered with divine light?

Luo Xiu lay on the ground, staring at the sunlight above his head in a daze, as if being sucked into a black hole and then getting farther and farther away from him, until the originally dazzling light finally condensed into a black hole. Small, suddenly, the blue sky and white clouds disappeared, and the whole clear sky seemed to be shattered by someone stretching out his hand. Among the shattered pieces, Luo Xiu felt that everything was moving away from him——

He struggled and fell into the endless darkness!

"—Wake up, Alice, quickly forget your dream, why can't you return to reality?"

"—Alice!"

In the ear, the female voice that was as sweet as a lark singing suddenly became clear and three-dimensional. The black-haired young man subconsciously frowned, and then suddenly stretched it out. Immediately afterwards, his body suddenly twitched violently, and then , he suddenly opened his eyes.

Luo Xiu: "..."

At this moment, on the lawn in the front yard of the Futu Luomen Asylum, the black-haired young man who had just woken up from his sleep looked expressionlessly at the lovely nun who was kneeling beside him. It casts bright spots of light, and the warm breeze blows, and the wind with the scent of flowers is mixed into the breath.

In the ear, above the treetops, the sound of birds flapping their wings... and, faintly, the sound of pigeons that almost made people feel like they were hallucinating.

Pigeon.

Luo Xiu remembered that before he fell asleep, he glanced at the top of the tree thoughtfully. There shouldn't be pigeons on this tree.

The black-haired young man raised his head thoughtfully, wanting to look for something in the treetops, but at this moment, the young nun squatting next to the black-haired young man widened her eyes, and seemed very pleased to follow The dark-haired young man said, "Poor lamb, what's the matter with you? I can't wake you up, and for a moment I almost thought you'd never wake up again!"

"...it was just a nightmare."

"what?"

"Do you think people can turn into pigeons?"

"Huh?" Seemingly thinking that Luo Xiu asked a very interesting question, the nun covered her mouth and laughed, "What are you talking about, Alice, how can people become pigeons?"

"Ah, yes."

In the same way, a pigeon's head shouldn't turn into a human's head after being cut off.

While thinking, Luo Xiu slowly sat up from the slightly wet lawn. At the same time, the nun around him stepped back a little, which made him feel a little less oppressive. He rubbed his temples and said yes He politely and coldly said thank you to the bewildered nun—even though the side of his cheek was still burning hot and painful at the moment, he wisely didn't ask the nun in front of him if she was beating him just now.

That's a lot of strength.

It shouldn't be a woman's strength at all.

……damn it.

It seems that I'm really going to be infected with hallucinations all over my body.

Luo Xiu sat on the spot thoughtfully. He lowered his head, but suddenly felt that Maria beside him became quiet and seemed to be staring at him. She glanced at it, but at this moment, the nun in front of her suddenly showed a bright smile. She stretched out her hand, gestured at the position of the cheekbone on one side of her cheek, and said with a giggle——

"Your face is hurt, Alice, why do you hurt yourself even in your sleep?—it looks like a cut from something, a fallen leaf from a tree—strange, it doesn't It should be the season of falling leaves..."