flower and big devil

Buddha Ramon

Sitting at the small broken wooden table in his room, the dark-haired young man yawned and listlessly pulled a plump purple grape from a leafy vine that had grown a bunch of purple grapes , with a flick of his slender fingertips, without looking at it, he flicked the grape into the mouth of the meat ball on the table that had a long mouth and made a strange "chichiah" sound, waiting to be fed.

Seeing that the unicorn was put away, leaving only a triangular devil tail flapping happily on the table, Luo Xiu sighed helplessly. He had to admit that he never thought that one day he would be so bored that he would be so bored. Weapons are kept as pets—reminiscent of the old man who loves to play chess who treats dolls as his wives, Luo Xiu feels that he is probably not far from fully merging into the "warm family" of Buddha Luomen.

The weather was getting colder, and it was almost Christmas in the blink of an eye. The wind blowing in from the small window in the room made the black-haired young man sitting by the table shiver, but at this moment, he suddenly Hearing the sound of someone walking in the corridor outside his room door, he froze for a moment, sat up straight——

When he confirmed that the footsteps stopped at the door of his room, and there was the sound of someone turning the doorknob from outside, the black-haired young man was slightly taken aback, and then before the door was pushed open a crack, he quickly moved the table The meat dumpling on the table with its mouth wide open approached the vines secretly and stuffed them into the glove box placed on the table along with the vines.

In the protest of dissatisfied with the meat dumpling stuffed into the darkness and wanting to stick out part of the meat, the black-haired young man poked its meat in with a finger and snapped the lid firmly At the same time, the door of the room was pushed open from the outside, and a nun walked in holding a simple candlestick in her hand.

"Mother Teresa."

"Good morning, Alice," the middle-aged nun smiled. "Why didn't you stay in the common room? I looked for you everywhere, but they told me that you went back to your room directly after breakfast."

Instead of staying in the warm common room and running back to the cold room?If the person who made such a choice is not a fool...of course it is because of a little restlessness.

Luo Xiu smiled awkwardly, pretending to inadvertently press his palm on the lid of the storage box full of "restless factors", feeling the vibration from his palm, he cleared his throat and asked: "Last night I didn't sleep well, so I was going to catch up on sleep for a while, Sister Teresa, what can you do to find me so urgently?"

"Lord Uzrok is going to the town today to purchase Christmas supplies," Sister Teresa said with a smile, "I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep during your return, Alice."

Luo Xiu: "..."

After the middle-aged nun who had conveyed the news left, the black-haired young man stood there for a while, until the iron box under his palm began to vibrate crazily, and then he took his hand away——“呯” on the lid of the iron box At the same time as he was pushed away with a sound, he stretched out his hand to pick up the meat ball holding the grape vine, pinched it on his fingertips and shook it, and stared at the meat ball that didn't know where the eyes grew for a while. With a blank face, he said: "I want to go out and change back to your original appearance... Also, don't just run out on the street."

Routuan: "Chichi!"

Luo Xiu: "It's useless to object. If you run out by yourself, maybe you will be caught and dissected as a monster? Is this okay?"

Meatball: "..."

3 minute later.

Satisfied, Luo Xiu tidied up the chanting robe on his lower body and the rope hanging around his neck, and used some water to casually tidy up a dull hair that was raised due to poor sleep last night. After everything was ready, the black hair The young man opened the door and walked towards the office of the Holy Cardinal with steady steps.

Another half an hour later.

The town with people coming and going is a good time for shopping close to Christmas, and the already lively streets are much more lively than usual.All kinds of familiar Christmas songs that must be heard at Christmas came from the store. Customers with big bags and small bags came out of the store, and some people hurriedly rubbed their hands and rushed in with them; colorful balloons; There are always children standing in front of the marshmallow stalls in this shape, sucking their fingers and refusing to leave; some people who are driving a carriage obviously come to do Christmas shopping, and they all seem to return with a full load.

A carriage with an inconspicuous cross hanging above the front shed hurriedly came from a distance and gradually blended into the festive atmosphere. When it was posted that the carriage was prohibited and other vehicles continued to move forward, sitting on the carriage, wearing The middle-aged man in Futu Luomen's unique guard uniform waved his whip to stop the carriage. A few minutes later, the carriage door was pushed open from the inside, and a neat black-haired young man jumped out of the carriage.

With a slender figure and very suitable casual clothes, this oriental face, which is rarely seen in small towns, attracted the curious eyes of many people as soon as it appeared.

The black-haired young man didn't seem to care about this kind of gaze at all. As soon as he jumped off the carriage, he turned around and looked at the people who followed him and jumped down one after another from the carriage behind him with a blank expression. A large group of people—the still elegant and amiable Lord Uzrock, the red-haired Edwin with a monkey returning to the mountain with an excited face, the excited Sister Mary in winter clothes and earmuffs, and another Wearing glasses and braids, a nun named Carrie.

At this moment, even Sister Jiali, who was very quiet on weekdays, couldn't help being happy when she saw the bustling scene around her: "It's been a long time since I've been outside."

"Ah, I've been waiting for this day for a long time." Sister Maria was as excited as a bird released from its cage. "I'm so glad that it's not my turn to be on duty today—I've already asked the villagers about it. Half of the shops on this street are on sale today, so I can take this opportunity to buy myself some new clothes!"

Corresponding to the "bird released from the cage" is a certain "red-haired monkey released back to the mountain". He looked at the surrounding streets, and when his eyes finally settled on an adult goods store, he showed a very strange expression. The interested expression whistled loudly—a move that drew the other two pure nuns to blushing and complaining.

Amidst Edwin's loud laughter, Uzrok, who also took off his teaching robe and changed into casual clothes, wearing a simple jeans and shirt, took out four shopping lists from his pocket and looked down one by one.

Seeing that the aura is completely in line with the bustle and bustle of a group of people with various roles assigned in an orderly manner, the black-haired young man twitched the corners of his lips as the north wind blew, and he was covered dry in the carriage. Bilu's dull hair curled up in disobedience and fluttered in the wind.

The man pulled out the top list: "Balloons and Santa hats, Sister Maria?"

"Have."

"This is troublesome for you. It's relatively light. After buying it, you still have the strength to go shopping elsewhere and buy what you want." Uzrok smiled, and handed the list to Rare, still in a state of excitement The nun glanced at the second list and handed him to Carrie, "Paints and murals and ribbons, Sister Carrie, if you don't want to be separated from Sister Maria, you can go shopping with her , Almost everything you buy can be found in a commercial street."

Sister Carrie nodded, and then moved aside to talk to Sister Maria. At this moment, Uzrock raised his eyebrows and stopped Edwin, who was about to go to the sex shop: "You have to do it!" What?"

"Go and see, go and see," Edwin said cheerfully, staring at the sexy girls on the posters posted on the door of the store and the new leopard-print couple's shared massager, "I didn't know there was such a good thing before." , The wisdom of human beings is really great! In this alone, our hometown is hundreds of years behind human beings!"

Luo Xiu: "..."

"Get rid of this idea, don't even think about bringing this kind of thing back to Buddha Lomon." Uzrok clicked his tongue indifferently, and stuffed the third list in his hand into the hood of the sweater on the red-haired young man. "Go get me five Christmas trees, four small ones, and one big one—the ones that are placed in the public room. The one that Futu Luomen used in previous years can be thrown away. It can be about [-] meters high. "

"What?" Edwin retracted his gaze and yelled strangely, "How can I carry it?"

"Why can't you carry it?" Uzrok smiled.

Edwin frowned, looked at the black-haired young man standing beside him with his hands tied, stretched his neck to look at the last list in Uzrok's hand, rolled his eyes around in his eye sockets, and pointed Luo Xiu said, "Then Alice will accompany me."

"Alice and I went shopping for ornaments for the Christmas tree," Uzrock said.

Edwin stared: "Is that thing so heavy that two people need to carry it?"

Uzrock smiled and said, "It's so heavy that two people need to carry it."

Edwin took a deep breath, and was about to say something. At this moment, two nuns not far away called his name. When he looked up, he realized that they were already standing at the entrance of the commercial street, facing He beckoned, and the two young nuns looked impatient, and turned around with struggling expressions among the calm Uzrok and the black-haired young man who was always standing aside with his hands tied. In the end, Dewin showed a compromising expression, stepped forward, raised his hand and patted Luo Xiu's head, when the latter let out an exclamation and raised his head to stare at him inexplicably, he withdrew his hand and said with a speechless smile : "The hair is standing on end, don't you know?"

Luo Xiu didn't answer, but unexpectedly, Uzrok who was standing beside him said expressionlessly: "Understood, you can go."

Edwin:"……"

Deeply aware of the irreversibility brought about by class pressure, after dawdling for a long time, Edwin finally picked up his pace, looked back dejectedly and moved towards the two nuns not far away—so a few minutes later, Looking at the group of people who came, three of them suddenly left like this, and the surroundings suddenly became quiet, only Luo Xiu and Uzrok were left standing in place, blowing the cold wind.

The decorative fountain at the entrance of Tianshang Street didn't stop working either.

The wind mixed with water vapor blew into his neck, and the black-haired young man shrank his neck subconsciously.

"Is it cold?" Uzrok turned his head and asked.

"Not cold." Luo Xiu shook his head.

What followed was a series of embarrassments.

What's worse is that in such an embarrassing situation, Luo Xiu actually happened to think of the man who calmly told him "I'm after you" in the office late that night—for a moment, he only felt The entire internal organs were almost shifted, and the black-haired young man showed a constipated expression—yes, it started from the time when he saw a carriage man greeted himself with a brilliant smile at the exit of Buddha Lomon just now , Luo Xiu held up an unhappy face of "I'm urgent to pee" from the beginning to the end. Now, it is obvious that he looks from "urgency to pee" to "constipation."

"Go inside the store, it's cold outside and I know a cafe that does a good black coffee."

An extremely calm voice sounded above his head, and before the black-haired young man came back to his senses, he felt a big hand grabbing his elbow and pulling it towards him, and bumped into a person on the side of his body. With a strong chest, he froze for a moment, then raised his head subconsciously to look at the man: "Don't you want to buy anything?"

"It's not in a hurry, we have one day." Uzrok said, dragging Luo Xiu to the direction of the commercial street for two steps, and after the people behind him staggered and followed passively, the man suddenly Stopped, turned around, and asked him in a non-emotional tone, "What's the matter, do you not want to be with me?"

"Emotionless" means that someone is on the verge of jumping into an "awkward emotion."

Luo Xiu shook his head in disgust, and then watched the spring blossoms in the eyes of the man in front of him like magic, and even the hand that was holding his elbow slipped down, changing from holding his elbow to Cheng grabbed his wrist, Luo Xiu pretended that he didn't notice the change in the man's movements, and just followed him with his head down, walking back and forth at a short distance of half a step.

He didn't know what people on the street felt when they saw two big men walking hand in hand.

All he knew was that now he seemed to be walking with his hands and feet.

When his mind was full of loops singing "What are we doing" in various accents, he inadvertently asked this question very calmly, at that moment he seemed to feel The surrounding air froze as if by magic, Uzrok didn't answer, Luo Xiu lowered his head as if he was looking for a hole all over the ground and was about to bury himself up——

Until the man stopped at the door of a jewelry store, bent slightly and seemed to be interested in looking at a pair of aquamarine stud earrings in the window.

Luo Xiu leaned over curiously and took a look. He didn't notice how beautiful the earrings were, so he saw many zeros marked on the price tag.

"Aquamarine matches your eye color as well as emerald, Alice."

"Oh, okay."

Luo Xiu made up his mind, then nodded in agreement, and was ready to turn around and leave when it was over, but at this moment, his body was pulled in a completely different direction by the man. He turned his head and looked at him in astonishment. The man next to him made a gesture of preparing to walk into the store.

"What?"

"Go in and have a look if you like."

"Me? I don't have pierced ears—no, how could I have such an expensive thing—nor, what are you going to do?"

"This is the second time you've asked this question."

Yes, you did hear it just now.Luo Xiu resisted the urge to roll his eyes and looked at the man: "Are you ready to answer me now?"

"Well, it's a date." The man dragged him to the jewelry store, and said in an extremely calm voice, "There is nothing to answer such an obvious matter."

“………………………………………………”

Half an hour later, people outside the jewelry store watched with astonished eyes a tall and handsome man walked out of the jewelry store with a calm pace, with a contented expression on his face, and on his right ear, a The sapphire earrings, which are worth a lot of money at first sight, are shining brightly - behind the man, there is a young man with dark hair whose face is almost turned into a bun. He is covering one of his ears while following the man. Behind him, on his white collar, there was a drop of suspicious liquid similar to blood.

"You stuck in like that!!!!!!"

"Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. My hands are fast," the man turned around, and while speaking in a soothing tone, he stretched out his hand as if to touch the black-haired young man's ear, "Just count to three, one, Two, three—it doesn't hurt now, does it?"

"It doesn't hurt ass, it hurts to death!!!!!!!!!"

Amidst the light laughter of the man beside him, the black-haired young man let go of his hands painfully, while being dragged past a closed shop.Through the reflection of the black shop window, he vaguely saw the gemstone earrings protruding from his hair——

Luo Xiu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt emotional, he seemed to finally have something more valuable than his kidney.

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Uh, but it still hurts!Oh shit!