flower and big devil

All Saints' Day, October 1746, 10 in the Universal Calendar.

This is a day that will be recorded in the annals of hell, because on this day, Lucifer, the greatest king of hell... is going to get married.

On this day, the Temple of Demons was unprecedentedly lively, and the crowds on the streets made one almost wonder if the people from the entire hell were crowded into this place, which was just a little bigger than a palm. Looking around, there were huge crowds of people, and even the rivers were full of people. On the road from the entrance of the Temple of Demons to the palace of the devil Lucifer, the movement speed of the crowd on the ground can be said to be moving at a speed of a few centimeters per minute; in the sky, non-stop There are gorgeous skeleton carriages or giant dragons roaring and roaring, rushing out of the red clouds in a high-profile way, and lined up in front of the open space of that gorgeous palace, and the little devil who is in charge of these trivial things is leading the arrangement appropriate.

Those who ride in a chariot or ride a dragon are nobles.

Among them, most of those who are willing to sit in the carriage are female fallen angels or female great demons, and those who choose to sit on the back of a dragon with a high profile are generally those general-level figures with some status in the hell legion— ——On this day, they all wore gorgeous dresses, packed themselves like dogs, held gold and red invitation cards, and came to Lucifer's palace——At this moment, the gate of the Demon King's palace has been blocked. Redecorated, the high steps are decorated with manjusawa to form a sea of ​​flowers, and there are long tables on both sides, with exquisite snacks and expensive wine on the long tables... At the top of the steps, there is a chair, At this moment, a tall man was lazily sitting on that chair, his handsome and mighty face was full of indifference.

That look was too proud.

So that everyone present was just stunned for the first second when they saw him, and then everyone realized that they should not look for bad luck the second they saw his expression. Pretending... I didn't see their noble Majesty wearing a pure black long dress.

Yes, long skirts.

Moreover, the sand in the long skirt piled up layer after layer, which should have been quite a spacious throne, and a long sand was dragged down and spread out until it covered the edge of the stairs.

While talking with his subordinates as usual, Lucifer would calmly tug the black velvet shawl on his shoulders with his black leather gloved hands from time to time—by the way, this shawl perfectly fit his wide Covered by his shoulders, coupled with the veil on his head and the man's elegant manners, from a distance, many people thought that Lucifer's narcissism had finally reached the peak that ordinary people could not touch, and married a man who was his elder brother. Got exactly the same wife.

In the embarrassing atmosphere of "I pretend not to be embarrassed", Mamen, one of the seven monarchs who barely had the aura of "adopted son of the devil king" on his head, was encouraged by the crowd to come forward, but when the big red-haired devil just opened his mouth and hesitantly called After saying "Your Majesty", the demon king in uniform glanced at him coldly, and gave him a word, that is: "Get lost."

Mammon obediently rolled away.

After he got out, no one caught up with the topic of "Your Majesty, you are dressed beautifully today" any more - besides, to be honest, once you accept this setting... Your Majesty Today is indeed beautiful (…).

Originally, everything was proceeding in an orderly manner.

Until a foreign object suddenly appeared in the sky: the foreign object was wearing a fiery red dress, with layers of skirts covering the insteps, and the lovely red high-heeled shoes under the skirt were faintly exposed. The wearer is a white manjusawa flower in full bloom, just in such a grand attire, but under her crotch is riding a dark golden dragon that is bigger than ordinary dragons and spews fire everywhere like a madman. Dragon!

The magic dragon landed on the ground with a bang, and seemed to lose its balance and staggered a few times. At the same time, the woman sitting on its back also jumped down lightly, wearing a pair of [-]cm stilettos Her feet landed firmly on the ground with a "snap", she bent down, patted the ashes on the skirt to tidy up the skirt that was blown by the wind, and adjusted the same fiery red veil on her head, and touched the inside of the skirt with her hands. He took out a feather fan, opened it with a "snap", fanned it, raised his chest, raised his jaw, and turned around.

The people around looked at the woman's attire, and gasped one after another—provocative.

This must be provocative!

At this moment, sitting on a high position, Lucifer, who clearly agrees with everyone, put down his upturned legs, slightly lifted the skirt that was in the way, and sat upright, looking down at the long staircase that was standing at the moment. He looked at his own woman: "Why are you dressed like this? You want to play a real and fake bride scene with me?"

Lilith stepped down the steps and said calmly, "My boyfriend got married today."

Everyone: "..."

Lucifer nodded and glanced at her: "Unfortunately, the bride is not you."

Lilith raised her chin again: "So you don't care what I wear?"

Lucifer stared at her for a while, then smiled, and said in a very generous tone: "Okay, as the winner who snatched away your boyfriend, why should I not generously compensate you for another boyfriend—Ma door, son, come here—"

The big red-haired demon next door who was talking to Beelzebub was taken aback when he heard the words. He didn't understand how the flames of war could burn himself. Hearing this, his expression changed: "What the hell? I'm not here! I don't want this shrew!"

Just as Mammon was yelling, the older sister of the Leviathan sisters standing next to Lucifer cleared her throat, and then the younger sister Leviathan lowered her voice, respectfully and politely told the man sitting in the upper seat at this time: "Your Majesty , His Royal Highness Samuel's carriage has arrived."

Lilith screamed and hid behind Mammon, who was trying to get rid of her.

When Lucifer heard this, he just rolled his eyelids very calmly, and then stood up from his seat.

At this time, everyone present saw that the man in the black dress and long skirt was stepping on a pair of extremely shiny black military boots. When he stepped down the steps, the military boots stepped on the steps, making a heavy The sound - if this foot is stepping on someone's neck at this moment, there is almost no doubt that this man in a long skirt has the ability to step on that neck directly.

Everyone: "..."

Simply drunk.

Lucifer came to the bottom of the steps, took two glasses of wine from the attendant's tray, and when he opened his head again, he saw a carriage not far away, led by two holy unicorns, stumbled The ground fell from the sky, and the person sitting in the carriage was a black-haired young man in a white military uniform. When the carriage fell to the ground accompanied by billows of dust, he immediately threw the reins in his hand, and jumped out of the damned carriage with a murderous look on his face: "Lilith, you stole Lao Tzu's dragon again, and left such a sissy thing for me. When I came all the way, I was laughed out of my teeth! If you want a dragon, you won't buy it yourself! Steal it secretly. It's not ashamed to lose face while riding!"

Luo Xiuxu was happily cursing, but suddenly a tall figure blocked his view. At the same time, a glass of light amber wine was handed to him—he was slightly taken aback, and looked up at him with a pair of red smiles. When his pupils opened, he took the wine glass and drank it down.

At the same time, His Majesty the Demon King's calm voice sounded above his head: "Continue to scold."

While speaking, the hands of the man in the long black dress had been wrapped around his waist, and the black gloves looked particularly eye-catching on top of the pure white military uniform - but obviously, this is what His Majesty the Demon King wants Effect.

The black-haired young man didn't throw away the hand that was wrapped around his waist with full possessiveness at the moment, but turned his head, raised his chin slightly and glanced at the man beside him: "You look pretty dressed like this."

Lucifer smiled slightly: "Thank you."

Everyone: "..."

The black-haired young man turned his head again, looked at Lilith who was wearing the same red dress on Mammon, and frowned: "What are you trying to do by dressing like a shemale?"

Lilith screamed: "Scum! Heartbreaker!"

Everyone: "..."

Amidst the silence, His Majesty the Demon King, who is the "bride" today, put the "groom" into his arms and announced domineeringly: "The wedding begins."

Everyone: "..."

Well, let's get started.

When His Majesty the Demon King finished speaking, the music started, and the crowd cheered. At the same time, a gorgeous firework bloomed in the sky. The sky was reflected in colorful ice - the groom, who was half a head shorter than the bride, was held by the bride's waist, and the two, one black and one white, walked towards today's witness - their adopted son Mammon.

Holding a book for marriage testimony in Mamen's hand, he looked at the two black and white figures slowly walking towards him not far away. For some reason, he suddenly felt a little guilty. He wiped his sweat, He muttered in a voice that only he could hear: "Why do I feel that I'm actually here to preside over the funeral?"

As he spoke, he glanced at the new couple not far away. On the left ear of the "bride" and the right ear of the groom, two aquamarine stud earrings of the same style shone brightly in the light of fireworks constantly blooming on the top of their heads. of light.

At this time, they had already arrived in front of him.

Mamen lowered her head and looked at the slender and upright black-haired young man in white military uniform, who was looking at her with a smile, and opened her mouth to say, "Dad, if one day you get divorced, I can still marry you."

The black-haired young man smiled even wider and nodded.

"I don't seem to have taught you this line before." At this time, His Majesty the Demon King in a long black dress looked expressionlessly at the "warm interaction" between his "husband" and "son", and said calmly, "Still Yes, it’s okay if this kid has some brain problems, what kind of head are you following?”

Luo Xiu: "Leave yourself a way out."

Mammon: "Leave him a way out."

Lucifer smiled slightly: "Do you know that there is an ancient ritual in hell that has been abandoned for a long time. When the great devil confirms the union of souls, they will have a passionate scene in full view to symbolize that everyone is sentenced to death in this life. Have a home?"

"..." The black-haired young man glanced at the man next to him, and when he realized that he didn't seem to be joking, he turned his head to the big red-haired demon in front of him, and said with flickering eyes, "Son, when your hooligan father did something Before anything out of the ordinary happens, read your lines quickly."

Mammon said "Oh", flipped through the booklet in her hand, and said very unskillfully: "It says that His Majesty must hand over the dowry first—"

Hearing this, His Majesty the Demon King glanced at him and seemed to be very dissatisfied with the term "dowry", but he took out an extremely large diamond earring from nowhere under his skirt - the ring was naturally guessed by everyone before It was made of the original ice lake magic stone that went to the unknown whereabouts. He pinched the earring, stretched out his hand and gently lifted the bun next to the ear of the black-haired young man. Before doing anything, he smiled slightly. , said gently: "Maybe it hurts a little?"

The black-haired young man glanced at him: "Stop talking nonsense and do it."

The smile on the corners of the man's lips deepened, and after a "snap" and the light sound of something piercing the flesh, a bright red drop of blood burst out above the aquamarine earring, and the drop of blood melted immediately. A bright red mist wrapped around the diamond earrings that had just been pierced into the ears.

Seeing this, the big red-haired devil took a deep breath, lowered his eyes, turned around, and raised his voice slightly: "Who will testify for this wedding?"

There were cheers from the crowd, and the crowd was in a mess, but it sounded like thunder: "We!"

"—who delivered the bride to the groom?"

"--us!"

Amidst the roar of laughter, Mammon smiled slightly, flipped through the small book in his hand, and then read out—"The ruler of the fifth hell, the lord of hell, the wrathful person, Samael. Would you like to let this moment The person standing by your side becomes your legal spouse and shoulders the heavy responsibility after the demon world? From then on, sign a marriage contract with him, exchange souls, share your glory with him, let him be your hand, your foot, and your body, love him, love him, trust him, respect him, accept him, be faithful to him forever till the end of his life"

"I am willing."

"The king of hell, the lord of the demon world, the fallen star, Lucifer. Are you willing to let the person who is by your side at this moment be your legal spouse, queen of the demon world? Marry him from now on, exchange souls, and share your supremacy with him Let him be your hair, your eyes, your heart, love him, trust him, take care of him, respect him, accept him, be faithful to him forever till the end of your life"

"I am willing."

The author has something to say: ==It's over, wipe off your sweat.

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