flower and big devil

At this time, the blond angel who had already been labeled as "Green Tea X" by two unscrupulous fathers and sons tilted his head: "Your Majesty's complexion is not very good-looking, are you feeling unwell recently?"

Mammon: "Damn."

Luo Xiu: "Provoke."

The man who was asked the question seemed to have heard the disgusted voice of a "magic puppet" and a "son" not far away. His red eyeballs moved in their sockets, but finally he still set his sights on the incumbent president in front of him. On the Archangel, there was a faint smile: "No problem."

Mammon: "Tsk."

Luo Xiu: "Tsk."

……

From the first prison to the Temple of the Devils, you need to take a boat, and you can enjoy the current hell scenery along the way.

Objectively speaking, in fact, if you just look at the scenery on both sides of the coast without getting off the boat, Luo Xiu can completely understand why the eyes of Michael and Metatron are so bright at this moment - because what they see in their eyes In hell, the degree of development is probably no different from that in heaven.

There is no bright jade street, no hazy mist and no dazzling holy light, but today's hell has a large area of ​​fiery red manjusawa blooming on the other side of the Styx River and groups of buildings that have already grown in size... Hell is no longer what it used to be That deserted appearance, every time you go deeper, there will be a gate in the style of a guardian monarch, with bright lights everywhere, and the grotesque natives of hell and fallen angels live in harmony on the street. The exposed female demon was talking rudely to the people on board and making wild invitations——

Mammon and Asmodeus laughed and flirted back, Lucifer took a look and smiled disapprovingly, but Michael and Metatron looked embarrassed, standing with the group of fallen angels, they The two are obviously different in style.

According to Michael and the others, hell should still be chaotic.

As the boat drifted slowly, blood-red clouds were still floating in the sky above everyone's heads. Occasionally, a big demon riding a dragon flew by——Luo Xiu noticed that Michael looked up for a long time, as if Thoughtful, he thought for a while before vaguely guessing that this scene might have brought back some people's memories. After all, a long, long time ago, when Lucifer was still Lucifer, it entered the fifth day , you can often see angels flying by on Pegasus or unicorns.

It's just that the fifth sky is swaying now.

On the seventh day, it became a dead city.

Luo Xiu sat at the stern, crossed his arms and crossed his legs, and lazily watched the angels who were bewildered not far away. In fact, if they wanted to reach the Temple of Demons quickly, they could have ridden a dragon, but Lucifer did not. Choosing to use the boat, which is a nonchalant means of transportation, Luo Xiu vaguely guessed what this guy wanted to do at the very beginning—even though no one gave him a correct answer at this moment, at least Michael and The expression on Metatron's face had already told him the real purpose of the man doing this.

Show off, what else can it be.

Save face.

If Michael and the others got off the boat and flew around hell, they could still see the slums where the low-level monsters lived in hell. Maybe they would feel better after seeing that scene.

As for now, I'm afraid it's so sour that my stomach will be perforated... While thinking, Luo Xiu raised his hand and touched the tip of his nose. Although he is a polished commander, as a high-ranking official in hell, he is quite clear: In fact, compared with the heavens, today's hell is actually a little bit worse.

The history of the heavens can no longer be calculated in terms of "ten thousand years", and it has only been a thousand years since Lucifer fell into the sky - no matter how powerful the king of hell is, he still only has two arms and one head , although the development of the world is now stagnant, and the development of hell is full of vigor and vitality, but as the saying goes, a lean camel is bigger than a horse, which probably means this.

At this time, the ship has slowly drifted past the fourth gate guarded by the Leviathan sisters. The gate is a statue. The shape of the statue is basically the same as the fountain statue that Luo Xiu saw in the back garden of the Dark Duke, but This time, the huge statue is half-human, half-fish Leviathan sisters clasping their fingers, facing each other, with their foreheads touching their foreheads. Leviathan sister closed her eyes, and Leviathan sister opened her eyes. The eyeballs are huge emeralds. , The two look very close to each other.

The fish tails of the two of them are slightly raised, and the protruding parts are against each other. The gate from the fourth prison to the fifth prison is at the gap between the fins at the bottom.

The black-haired young man who had been sitting in the stern without saying a word stood up—according to the rules, it was his turn to introduce the coastal scenery of the fifth prison, so he came to the back of the angel group, stood firm, and Before he had time to speak, he looked into Metatron's eyes - the face of the beautiful version of Luo Xiu's mother made his stomach twitch, but fortunately he was very calm. I looked away, and was about to start the "introduction by the tour guide on the boat", but at this moment, Metatron said: "In the end, you still returned to hell."

Luo Xiu: "..."

Do you want to be so direct.

Which pot does not open which pot.

The boss who pays the salary is still present, so pay attention to the impact, okay?

Just when the black-haired young man was speechless, his "salary boss" came up behind him, grabbed his waist, ignored the momentary petrification of the man in his arms, smiled calmly and said: "Your Excellency, you are joking, Samael has had enough of playing outside, where else can he go besides going back to hell?"

The appearance of Lucifer also attracted Michael's attention.

But at this moment, a familiar scent of flowers wafted into his nose, and the black-haired young man raised his eyes only to realize that at some point the boat had slowly arrived at the embankment where the large white manjusawa was blooming. male and female demons, as well as a witch Lilith who was waving enthusiastically at them while holding a skirt.

Luo Xiu's eyelids twitched, and he always felt that seeing this woman was nothing good.

"People in hell seem to be living happily." Michael, who didn't talk too much the whole time, smiled and said, "Everyone looks carefree."

Lucifer didn't change his face, and opened his mouth diplomatically: "The people of hell are open, and they really don't like hypocrisy. If His Royal Highness Michael yearns for this kind of life, you might as well live in hell for a while. You are welcome anytime."

Michael walked a little closer to them, but at this moment, the comrade on board the tour guide who was held in the arms of the man suddenly spoke——

"...Now, passengers, please look to your left." Luo Xiu said blankly, and when all the people on board turned their heads to the left, he continued, "Everyone you saw, except one, wearing The madwoman in the dress, and behind her, Styx Marsh."

"..." Michael seemed to swallow the words he was about to say.

"Now, looking at you, the one on the right," Luo Xiu continued to say expressionlessly, and when all the crew on the boat turned their heads to the right, he paused, and then said, "It's just a stinky ditch with no name. "

Everyone: "..."

Michael frowned slightly, a suspicious expression quickly passed through his eyes, and then he said: "What's the matter, Samuel, you sound a little weird."

"It's nothing," Luo Xiu said calmly, "It's just that recently, suddenly, I fell in love with the pear flower body——right, Your Majesty, Your Majesty?"

After the black-haired young man finished speaking, he turned his head and seemed to be seeking the man's consent. At the same time, his hands covered the man's claws on his waist, and he tried his best to break them quietly, but they didn't break them. Just as Luo Xiu was putting his whole heart and soul into his hand, the man he asked the question turned his head, gave a gentle slight, and put a smack on the black-haired young man's lips with lightning speed. Kiss, and say softly: "Just as long as you are happy."

The whole ship fell into an embarrassing five seconds of dead silence.

Luo Xiu only felt that the flock of crows flying past the embankment at this time was really just right—they were squawking, and the depression of their voices was very in line with the inner chaos of everyone on the boat at this moment.

[I didn't expect His Majesty to be so horny that he wouldn't even let Lilith's sex toys go. 】——This is the only thought in the hearts of those who know the truth at this moment.

Luo Xiu turned his head, glanced at the expressions on the faces of Metatron and Michael from the corner of his eye, and then, with a sudden heart, he leaned over and grabbed the man's head and pressed down for a French kiss. Under the watchful eyes of everyone on the boat, two big men were sticking together shamelessly and kissing passionately. Mammon was the first to swear and twist his head away. Beelzebub, who has always been more staid and decent Shaking his head too, he set his sights on the scenery along the coast.

Then Luo Xiu let go of the man.

With a paralyzed face, he raised his hand to wipe the saliva from the corner of his lips before he could swallow it.

When looking at Michael from the same angle again, except for the shock in his eyes, the eagerness to move in his eyes has subsided a lot - Luo Xiu expressed his satisfaction.

It's not that he wants to reconcile with Lucifer right now or anything.

He just felt that he had to cover up his things, even if he didn't want them, he couldn't be picked up by those people who had been secretly eyeing him for a long time.

To put it simply: I don't want it, and I won't give it to you. If you have any opinions... Are you here to beat me up?

While thinking, the boat had drifted past the statues of the Seven Lords of Hell, which were the gates from the Fifth Hell to the Palace of Demons, and drifted into the Palace of Demons in silence. As the tour guide on the boat of the Fifth Hell, Luo Xiu There are only two sentences in the explanation, one of which is nonsense, and the rest of the time is spent kissing His Majesty the Demon King.

As soon as the ship entered the Temple of Demons, he shook off Lucifer, returned to the stern and sat down.

However, what he didn't expect was that His Majesty the Demon King also left a big boat and followed him to the stern. As soon as Luo Xiu sat down, he sat down next to him - the stern of the boat was relatively narrow, and he couldn't even hide. There is nowhere to hide.

The black-haired young man had no choice but to lower his head and pretend to be dead.

After a long time, he heard Lucifer next to him cough softly, and then said lightly: "As a puppet, you are much more interesting than I imagined."

"..."

"I've never kissed a puppet before." The man continued, "Now I find that it doesn't feel bad."

"..."

"You said if I borrowed you from Lilith for another night, would she—"

"will not."

"..."