flower and big devil

After Luo Xiu and Lilith returned to the Witch's Palace located by the Red Sea, in order to avoid the limelight, he didn't go out for several days. Fortunately, Lilith seems to have finally tired of making troubles with him these days, and he seems to have found another What kind of hobbies, besides going out to the alchemy room all day to make all kinds of troubles, just holding the communicator mysteriously and not knowing who to talk to, or the cat staying in his room at all, not knowing what to do What.

On this day, Luo Xiu was so bored that he wanted to find a book in the underground library, but when everyone else reached the door, he realized that Lilith's underground library was also locked with a huge lock after hundreds of years of absence. , After he stood at the door and hesitated for a while, he turned around and came to the door of the woman's bedroom, and knocked on the door.

There is no response inside.

Knocked again.

Still no response.

Standing outside the door, the black-haired young man frowned. He was wondering if the woman was playing some secret technique to kill him. He reached out and waved lightly on the door lock, and the door lock bounced open with a "click". He pushed open the door expressionlessly and walked in, only to see at a glance in the middle of that very girly pink wide princess bed, an old woman who was about a thousand years old was lying on it in cartoon pajamas, holding a book...

"Hey, the key to your library—"

Luo Xiu couldn't finish his words.

Because he quickly noticed that the shoulders of the nearly thousand-year-old woman were twitching slightly—judging from the frequency of the twitching, this guy was either crying or laughing. Luo Xiu walked in, frowning and listening carefully He listened, and as expected, he heard the sound of "嘤嘤嘤嘤" in the next second. Regarding this, his first reaction was: It turns out that witches look like this when they cry.

He moved closer to Lilith, and as expected, he saw the latter's long black curly hair in a mess and dullness, on top of her head like a crazy woman, tears covered her pretty face, and some strands of her hair were shattered because of this. On her face, Luo Xiu bent down and stretched out his hand to pull the hair off her face. The latter slapped his hand without looking back——

"...What are you doing, crying like this, is it scary?"

The black-haired young man withdrew his hand that had been slapped red, rubbed it, and before the woman on the bed had time to react, he pulled the book she was holding out of her arms, protesting in the latter's voice With the sound, he immediately turned around and glanced at the cover of the book: "The Ruthless President's Substitute Wife".

Luo Xiu: “…………………………………………”

"Damn it, give me back the book, fuck you," Lilith burped, and said out of breath, "I saw the touching place, but the hero was injured in the gunfight , seems to be dying, so pitiful, please return the book to me..."

"..." Luo Xiu raised his arms high to avoid Lilith's pounce with a blank face, "You locked yourself in the room recently to watch such boring things?"

"Where is it boring? This author has a good writing style and is a great stepmother. I just like to read the articles written by him. Every time I am abused like a dog. After reading his new book, I still can't help wanting to bark..."

"...what the hell."

"Anyway, return your book to me quickly."

"Why are you in a hurry, let me take a look," Luo Xiu calmly flipped the book back, glanced at it twice and said calmly, "Oh, it seems that the hero didn't die, but the heroine saved him in the end. Then the two had a fling in the wilderness, tsk tsk, isn't it about to die? How can a seven-time man in one night make the heroine so awesome..."

"Damn it! Spoiler! You don't want the account book anymore, do you?"

Luo Xiu rolled his eyes and closed the book in his hand with a snap, turned around and stuffed it into Lilith's arms: "Here, give me the key to the library, if it's full of books like this, why would you be so big?" Are the locks entertaining the public?"

"I hate it, it's because they are all books like this that I have to lock them. I'm ashamed to be seen reading this kind of books." Lilith tore off the key hanging around her neck and handed it to Luo Xiu, then hugged her "I am Lilith, the evil witch of the night."

"...You actually still have a sense of shame. Let's put aside the question for now. In short, the word Xiemei will never be read again."

Luo Xiu took the key and left. When he left, he didn't forget to slam the door loudly.

……

A few days after the turmoil of the bloody abuse, Luo Xiu heard two other pieces of news——

First of all, His Majesty the Demon King fell ill unexpectedly.

Secondly, the heavens are finally tired of coping with the non-stop fighting on the first day. Now, they are going to send peace ambassadors down to make peace.

Luo Xiu is not very clear about the illness of His Majesty the Demon King, but he had vaguely expected this matter before the heavens, because Lucifer the Lion opened his mouth, and he spoke without much hesitation during a certain negotiation. Ask the heavens to hand over the right of free entry and exit from the first day to the third day, and also ask for the opening of the gates of the heavens, allowing the high-level demons to freely enter and exit and operate trade, and require that the currency used by the heavens and the new currency of the demons be directly circulated, oh , By the way, in the end, he also requested that the heavens dispose of all the books that slandered him——as soon as this request came out, the whole heaven was shaken, because the angel in charge on the fourth day was Michael, which was tantamount to Lucifer slapped Michael on the chest—in other words, going too far would be like slapping him across the face.

Luo Xiu was also a little shocked, but he was fighting for the last one about burning books: he had never seen a more face-saving man than Lucifer in his life.

But looking at the Heaven Realm, it is of course impossible for him to agree to open the right of free entry and exit from the first day to the third day. In their concept, the demons have always been inferior creatures, while the angels in the Heaven Realm should be superior. How could it be possible to co-exist in the same space with those lower creatures?

So their first reaction is: refuse, and then, they have something to discuss.

So there are rumors that the two sides are about to have a historic meeting and sit down to have a good talk.

Originally, this kind of high-level meeting should be attended by all the seven monarchs of hell, but because the violent Samael is in hell, but no one knows where he is. In desperation, His Majesty the Demon King had no choice but to make another a decision--

This morning, Luo Xiu had just finished his breakfast and crawled back into bed to get a perfect sleep, but in a daze, he suddenly felt his palace windows start to vibrate. He first subconsciously wondered if it was an earthquake, Then he quickly realized that this place was a shock from hell, and then, from outside the window, he heard Eggy's low growl that seemed a little restless.

The black-haired young man was stunned, yawned and got up from the bed, went to the bed and opened the curtains a little to look. Before he could react to what happened outside, he saw a huge red dragon walking from him. Flying by flapping its wings in front of the window, the red dragon's amber eyes, which were bigger than Luo Xiu's whole body, had a long scar that was obviously injured by the powerful holy power.

Luo Xiu: "..."

When this huge red dragon stopped in front of the witch's palace, the whole palace was shaken.

Then Luo Xiu's door was slammed, he drew the curtains, opened the door, and the witch of the night, who was wearing cartoon pajamas and claimed to be extremely charming, rushed in and put her arms around his waist: "What to do, what to do, Your Majesty!" Come, come, come-"

"...Since I came here, I must be looking for you," Luo Xiu ruthlessly pushed the woman in his arms off him, then turned her around, and pushed her away without hesitation, "Now you Go clean up yourself - of course you decide that it doesn't matter to see him in such a cute appearance, then, open the door, ask him what he wants to do openly, and then use your best way to get him off."

Lilith: "......... What else can he do here! He would have done it long ago if he wanted to do it with me! I only realized what we could do now! Hey, you hide behind me all day long What a hero!"

"I never said I was a hero, you are worrying too much, Your Highness Lilith."

As Luo Xiu said, Lily backed out of the door, closed the door with a bang, walked around the room, finally sighed, opened the closet, and put the "magic puppet" hanging in the closet. The special black cloak was pulled out.

……

ten minutes later.

When Luo Xiu finished dressing up and walked out of the room, the entire palace was so empty that no ghosts could be seen. Luo Xiu walked around the courtyard and saw no one. From behind, a man coughed softly.

Luo Xiu was slightly taken aback.

Following the sound, I walked towards the back garden, passed a corner, and saw Lilith, who had resumed her usual attire in front of everyone, and Lucifer, who was standing in front of her, who was actually two heads taller than her. Man, Luo Xiu was really stunned. He had witnessed the whole process of the "Glorious Morning Star"'s fall. It's not that he has never seen Lucifer's weak appearance. It's just that at that time, Lucifer knew that he was weak, so he stayed in the Hall of Demons all day long. Stay at home in the bedroom...

Like now, Luo Xiu really didn't expect that his face was as pale as a ghost, and he was wandering around scary.

The cat looked at the two people not far away from the corner, Lilith frowned and shook her head as if she was trying to reject something, every time Lucifer said a few words, he covered his lips and coughed lightly—the black-haired young man listened patiently for a while, Only then did I hear that it was to deal with the people in the heavens, so Lucifer hoped that all the seven monarchs of the demon world would be there, because now I can't find where the Samael is, so he came today to borrow magic puppets from Lilith of.

Lilith is refusing, but judging from her expression, she is already wavering - women always have no bottom line in front of sick and beautiful men.

Especially when the man coughed up blood at the end of his sentence.

Whether it was Lilith standing in front of him, or the black-haired young man with the cat in the corner, they all trembled: It's okay to cough, but he vomits blood, what's going on?