gossip comprehension world

After finishing the expected candy house dungeon, the master and apprentice completed the Snow White dungeon, the little match girl dungeon and the Merman dungeon successively in Green Town. Among them, the little match girl is a bit cruel. Matches, the little girl will slam a match and summon an E-level miscellaneous soldier. Of course, this level can fight a group of people with one hand.But it’s not fun to continue, the little girl will strike matches one after another, and then you can see endless bosses being summoned until you hit the street...

It's just selling a match, as for it?Can't I buy it?

So don't offend salespeople who are chasing performance.

They encountered some unexpected difficulties in the mermaid dungeon.

The first time I downloaded the merman dungeon, the plot progressed to the point where the merman princess put the fake prince on the beach and hid behind the rocks, watching the princess of the neighboring country come here and rescue the prince.

Shi Lanwei turned into a shrimp monster lying on the reef to watch the plot, trying to blend in with the environment without any sense of disobedience.

Then, the shark princess who was concentrating on peeping swallowed abruptly, grabbed the hidden shrimp monster and stuffed it into her stomach.

"You smell really good!"

This is the last sentence the shrimp monster heard in this instance.

——Damn it, I forgot that the form of the shrimp monster will attract firepower!

By the time Gu Mingfei, who was collecting ingredients in the sea, felt something was wrong and went to the rescue, Princess Yuren was already stroking her belly and feeling full...

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The second time I played the shark dungeon, Shi Lanwei learned his lesson and hid himself to watch. Gu Mingfei didn't stay away from the plot, so the two looked at the shark princess hiding behind the reef with embarrassment and suddenly shouted: " Goddess!!! Marry me!!!” Then dragged the fish tail and climbed up the beach at a terrifying speed.

The princess of the neighboring country drew out her sword and beheaded the mermaid angrily: "Where the evildoer dare to do something here?!"

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The third time they downloaded the merman dungeon, the two of them fully learned their lesson, and described the princess of a neighboring country in front of the merman princess as a vicious dignified woman who committed all kinds of crimes and specially robbed the women of the common people. When the princess of the neighboring country wanted to take away the prince-mother lying unconscious on the beach, she drew her sword and fought for [-] rounds.

The hypocrite prince woke up, holding her face and screaming in horror: "Come on, murder——!"

The guards who appeared out of nowhere took away the Mermaid Princess

Princess Yuren was hanged for intentional homicide.

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After three consecutive BEs, Shi Lan became slightly angry. He didn't believe that he couldn't deal with this Lily's Merman Princess.So he ran into the largest clothing store in Green Town, ignored the tailor's horrifying gaze, and quickly swept through a whole set of women's clothing, even the chest was padded, and when he couldn't tie the waist, he looked back at Gu Mingfei with a painful face: " Master, why are you staring blankly, come up and help me!"

Gu Mingfei: "..."

"What is that look in your eyes? I'm giving up moral integrity for the mission! Wear it as you please!" Shi Lan, who had already worn women's clothing once, easily put aside moral integrity and pretended that he didn't drop it.

Finally, with the help of Gu Mingfei, Shi Lanwei finally made himself look like a dog... Ah no, a beautiful and resentful "woman", and then jumped into the sea with a plop with the heart of a strong man breaking his wrist.

This time, Shi Lanwei, whose IQ was on the line, pretended to be rescued by the Merman Princess, and wept and told a tragic (made up) story.

He was originally a princess from a neighboring country, but his mother died young, and his father married his vicious stepmother, who also brought a sister who was as vicious as her. The perverted prince, he had to jump into the sea and commit suicide.

Sure enough, after listening to the story, the Merman Princess felt very sympathetic and fell in love with this beautiful and unfortunate "princess", expressing her willingness to avenge him, so the Merman Princess found the witch and drank the potion that turned the tail of the fish into legs , go ashore to kill the vicious pair of mother and daughter and the perverted prince next door.

Shi Lanwei begged (robbed) from the witch for (robbed) the magic potion of fascination, put it in his pocket, and happily followed the shark princess to the shore.

After killing the "vicious sister" who was the princess of the neighboring country, the shark princess went to the perverted prince again, but before the fight started, Shi Lanwei had already slapped each of them on their faces with a plate of obsessive and dark dishes.

Prince and princess tie the knot, HE

Satisfied, Shi Lan patted the fake breasts, and said to his master: "Look, it's so easy to pass the level. Sometimes you just need enough brains and a little sacrifice. You don't even need to use your hands. This is wisdom." the power of!"

Gu Mingfei remained silent, silently looking at his chest.

Shi Lanwei suddenly became angry: "Master, do you really like women with big breasts?"

After yelling, he felt that the focus seemed a bit wrong, and he couldn't help thinking about what was wrong.

In the end, before he could figure it out, he heard Gu Mingfei say indifferently: "No, I like flat people as a teacher."

Eh?ah?What?

——Is this being molested? ! ((((((((;?Д?)))))))

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After completing his visit to Green Town, Gu Mingfei felt that his realm had improved again. It had been a while since he stepped into Jindan, especially after a long period of precipitation in the demon cave test at the Zhonglu Mountain Ceremony. After arriving in the Taotie Great World, I have traveled around for insights and retreats, and I have reached the stage where I can smoothly advance to the Yin God.

For the monks of the top-grade golden core, advancing to the Yin God level is just such a simple grind.

The biggest test is still the Yuanshen stage later, if you can't step through the threshold of life and death, even if you are talented and lucky, it will be nothing in the end.

The top-rank Golden Core monks who came to the Taotie Great World from all the heavens and myriad worlds are all monks with excellent Taoism and aptitude. Gu Mingfei's aptitude and comprehension can only be said to be very average, but there are not many Taoism and opportunities. Never waste such a rare blessing.

In this way, Gu Mingfei went into seclusion again. It is estimated that he would not leave the seclusion until he broke through to the Yinshen stage. Shi Lanwei, as his natal spiritual weapon, naturally couldn't go far away from him. Will sacrifice him.

That's right, it's sacrificial refining. The various parts of the natal spiritual weapon are disassembled, and then strengthened according to the materials found or purchased, and then reassembled and fused. Shi Lanwei sometimes gives Jilian out of evil taste The dubbing of the process: "Ah, Master, you removed my arm, ah, the leg also fell off, what, even my [beep——] also have to be removed?"

It can only be said that Gu Mingfei, who did not become obsessed due to the interference of the magic sound, really has a firm heart.

Before this retreat, Shi Lanwei stuffed the follow-up of the pit at hand into the manuscript box, and then said on Weibo that he would have a long retreat, and the return date was uncertain, so hehe, he would It was well conceived during the interval of retreat.

The comments below were filled with howls of ghosts and wolves.But Shi Lanwei turned a deaf ear to it, turned off the phone with a wave of his hand, squatted into the prehistoric spirit shell and started his own practice.

The small destiny technique still cannot be put down, and the Taoism technique must be strengthened. In the gluttonous world, I am busy searching for delicious food, experiencing the life of the game, and I am also busy looking for inspiration, so I am a little slack in practice.

It was Gu Mingfei's words that woke him up: "The gluttonous world is not for us to have fun. If you can't bear this point, but indulge in it, you will end up in the opposite direction."

Before, Shi Lanwei, who was still preoccupied with how to climb the technology tree to evolve the portable space, how to solve the dungeon problem to get a high evaluation, and how to find opportunities to help his master complete the life menu, suddenly realized that he was actually too addicted to this world.

This is a place for grinding, not fun.

After figuring this out, Shi Lanwei also joined the retreat team. Before shutting down, he sent a text message to Jianjun and Xiyang, saying that they need to retreat, and it is estimated that they will not be able to contact for a long time.

Jianjun quickly replied: I am also preparing to retreat and break through, see you when I leave the customs:-D

Xi Yang replied: I was pulled by a beggar NPC on the side of the road and insisted on teaching me my unique kung fu.

Shi Lanwei lamented that stupid people have stupid blessings, and casually told Gu Mingfei about it, but instead of seeing him lamenting Xiyang's chance, he sighed solemnly: "Forget it, it's each person's choice in the end."

Shi Lanwei asked suspiciously: "Master, are you worried that he will choose the method of the heretic primordial spirit in the end?"

Although the method of the primordial spirit of the heretics is not as good as the orthodox path of the primordial spirit, the lifespan is long, and the most important thing is that the chance of breakthrough is high and the death rate is low!This is a good choice for the Yin God monks who have been afraid to take that step for many years.Compared with the illusory path of primordial spirit with countless fallen people, the method of primordial spirit of the outside world with few sequelae has become the choice of most monks.

But if you choose the method of the primordial spirit of the foreign way, you will cut yourself off from the way, and it will be extremely difficult to go further, let alone conform to the way with your body and prove eternity.

"Based on my understanding of Xiyang, if he doesn't change his mind, he won't study this at all. Now that he has read, understood, and thought about it, then he has a way out. Back then, he achieved top-grade golden pills and was the teacher of his parents. The door set up a game for him, making him think that when his family is ruined and his family is at the end of his life, he will go all out in order to avenge his great revenge and finally become a great weapon. But this time..." Gu Mingfei's understanding of this old friend is not that deep, although it is regrettable, But this is your choice after all.

"After the master leaves the customs, do you want to ask him to borrow the exercises for reference?" Shi Lan asked knowingly with a smile.

"The stones from other mountains can be used to attack jade, why not look at it?" Gu Mingfei asked back.

Looking at the same thing, the choices the two will make in the end are completely different.Perhaps in the end, those who achieve the primordial spirit of the outside world will enjoy ten thousand years of happiness, complete five blessings, and reincarnate safely for another life; those who want to break through the threshold of life and death will fall in front of the gate of the avenue, their souls will be scattered, and their reputation will never be known.

Which is right and which is wrong, who can comment?