gossip comprehension world

There are endless streams of tourists every day in the small European town of Green. Some of them look no different from ordinary residents, and some of them wear eccentric oriental-style costumes. These orientals in strange costumes always like to chase after them. He watched the residents of the small town ask this and that, as if they wanted to get some clues from their few words.

In fact, the town of Green does not welcome these people, but the mayor always favors these strange orientals, and calls it "God's will" righteously.The helpless residents had to endure the harassment of these orientals, sometimes playing tricks on them a little.

Shi Lanwei and Gu Mingfei are members of this group of strange orientals. After leaving the academy, they bid farewell to Jianjun and Xiyang, and embarked on a journey of sharpening to find opportunities.The gluttonous world is so vast and magical, and the short year in the academy was far from enough for them to understand this world.

In this dream universe composed of several planets, or several great worlds, there are countless small thousand worlds and wonderful copies. These copies are not the same as ordinary small thousand worlds, because death in these copies It will not affect the monks themselves. Whether they are native monks or foreign monks in the gluttonous world, if they die in the dungeon, they will only be punished with some mild punishment - such as losing some spirit stones in the storage bag or data card.

This also encourages the bad habit of monks to die. Thousands of monks ignore the difficulty of the dungeon, rushing into the dungeon, rushing to the street in front of various levels and bosses, and finally touched the empty storage bag moan and groan.Later, they learned how to be good, and simply did not bring anything except the necessary props before entering the dungeon. They put everything in the cave for storage, and then happily joined the army of death.

For this, Shi Lanwei felt heartbroken.

Compared with the group of monks who love to die, he and his master Gu Mingfei can obviously be regarded as very cautious monks. They always choose dungeons commensurate with their own strength for sharpening, and occasionally go to the wild to find some strengths ranging from Jindan to Yinshen. Between monster workouts.

So even if more than 30 years have passed, the two of them have only been in the wild once, and it was still in the academy.

At this moment, the two were strolling in the small town of Green in Eurostar, and Shi Lanwei lay lazily on Gu Mingfei's crown, pretending that he was a harmless shrimp monster.The town is very safe, and he is not worried that his shrimp monster form will attract terrible predators, but if he is in the wild, he obviously does not dare to do so, because once he becomes a shrimp monster, there will always be countless monsters and monsters It rushed towards him as if seeing some ginseng fruit or Tang monk meat, wishing to swallow him in one gulp.

Shi Lanwei, who turned into Jack Su Yuzhi Shrimp Monster, expressed his deep sorrow. Although this attribute made it much easier for him and Gu Mingfei to obtain ingredients, but they obviously only needed certain ingredients but attracted a large number of similar and even other creatures. Hunting ingredients cause great distress.

Along the way, many monks are holding mobile phones, some are studying in the Ten Thousand Realms, some are making calls, and some are playing games. After 30 years of brainwashing by developers, mobile phones have become another part of the gluttonous world. A sharp weapon of addiction, its harmfulness has surpassed Universal Knowledge of All Realms.Especially with the emergence and popularity of mobile games, a large number of magical games are occupying the cultivation time of monks. Even Gu Mingfei, who has always had good self-control, was addicted to mobile games for a while. Lanwei confiscated Master's mobile phone, hid it in Honghuang's spirit shell, and forced Gu Mingfei to quit Internet addiction.

The effect is quite good, although the master has been very happy during that time and needs to update.

"Master, I went to see the mission of this candy house dungeon just now. It's not that difficult, but it's not easy to get a high evaluation." Shi Lanwei said to Gu Mingfei, "The plot of the dungeon is roughly the story of the small town of Green. A brother and sister were tricked by a witch into the candy house, and there are delicious desserts everywhere. They must find the brother and sister who got lost in the candy house as soon as possible, and then deal with the witch. How can the witch speak so vaguely? It seems to be a problem.”

"The plot is very simple." Gu Mingfei said.

This is the truth, the dungeon conventions of Taotie World are a bit frenzied, no matter how difficult it is, they are more or less deceitful, especially like to play with the gods, it is hard to guard against.

"I think there should be some hidden content, but now Myriad Realms is strictly controlled, and the real hidden plot will not be released, and it will be deleted immediately." expressed dissatisfaction with their professionalism.

It’s just playing a game. Shouldn’t it be hello, me, hello, everyone, everyone clears the copy and becomes a winner in life?The developer is clearly taking pleasure in torturing others.In this game, the player is not God, the developer is.

Still the same sentence: love to play, don't play.

What a diabolical developer, one couldn't help but kneel down in front of the developer's lap, crying and begging to play with it.

The two quickly found the task person, that is, the brother and sister who were playing in the wild. The two siblings, a loli and a wife, looked very seductive. Lori and the wife fought for a while, turning a blind eye to a group of onlookers.

That's right, it wasn't just Shi Lanwei and Gu Mingfei who were watching, but a whole group of them!At a glance, there are at least 80 to [-] people.

——These two NPCs are generous enough, Shi Lanwei thought.

A group of monks look at me, I look at you, and finally look at each other and smile. Everyone understands that this is a necessary plot for accepting missions. Anyway, they will not meet after entering the dungeon. Even if a thousand people trigger a dungeon at the same time, the dungeon There will only be you and your teammates.

Lori and Zhengtai had had enough fighting, one was yelling that she was hungry and wanted to go home, and the other suddenly said without warning: "I know there is a delicious place in the forest, there are many delicious cakes and candies!"

Little Lolita said anxiously: "But mother said that there will be wicked witches in the forest."

Zhengtai said disdainfully: "Just admit that you are timid. Have we ever seen a witch when we grow up? Last time Anthony came back from the forest alone, and he brought back a whole basket of cakes! Don't you want to try it?" see?"

Little Lolita shook her head timidly, as if she was a little moved.

In the end, Zhengtai persuaded Luoli, and the two walked hand in hand into the black forest full of evil creatures.

——It turns out that loving to die is not a player's talent, Shi Lan said slightly.

The monks who watched this scene received the task:

[Task Name: C-level Instance Candy House]

[Task Content: Customs Clearance Dungeon]

[Task completion: 0/1]

【Accept: yes/no】

After choosing "Yes", the monks who watched Lori and Zhengtai fighting like a group of perverts disappeared into the black forest one after another, and the mission began.

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#虾喜的小号微博##Since Teacher Dabao discovered Weibo, I have no choice but to open a small account#

Shrimp monster will be able to leave the wicked school soon: Graduation today, happy!I can finally get rid of this evil [beep——] academy!I want to shout happily: "XX to die——!!!"

Zhan Jin Huanglong gave you a thumbs up

My shrimp monster can't be so cute I gave you a thumbs up

Well said cute girl, I gave you a thumbs up

——Is this trumpet not very safe?The shrimp monster looked at it and liked it, thinking sadly.

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During the Shrimp Monster Tour: On Star Africa, I found that Jinkela is really popular here... I downloaded a copy of Saving the Primitive Rainforest, thanks to the Jinkela I brought with me, this copy has been cleared! ! ! ! !Speaking of which, does anyone know how Chef Yingjili in the dark culinary world is doing now?Do you have thick hair?

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Traveling in Great Britain: No one calls him bald anymore, now everyone calls him bald.

In the Shrimp Monster Tour: Reply to @大伦民旅行中It’s such a sad story 0v0

Abai: I have accepted a task, and I am selling wigs for a group of chefs in Great Britain. The sales are good now. Next time, I will go to the chefs in England to see.

During the Shrimp Monster Tour: Reply to @阿白good idea, give you a thumbs up!

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Shrimp monster is very boring: After ten years of squatting on the African star, he finally moved to the American star. The master has been in retreat for five years, and he rolls on the ground sadly every day... Now that the serialized article is almost over, even my extraordinary water injection ability is not enough. I can't procrastinate any longer, I want to be in a new pit.

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Yan Ruzhi: Huh?Shrimp monster, do you also write articles?What is the title?

Han Shan Ru Hua: I have a hunch that Shrimp Monster is a big guy. I have been secretly watching this trumpet for many years.

It's so cold in the Rakshasa country: It's so fun to watch the shrimp monster and Master:-D

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The Shrimp Monster's Giving Up Day has been better for many years (friend circle): I like to ask for a hypothesis that I am going to retreat and practice, and the readers are all crying in the book review area, refreshing 0v0

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I really don't care about Ji: I haven't seen you for a long time, when will the four of us make a dungeon together?

Shrimp Monster's Abandonment Day is better for many years: Reply to @我真不恶姬 What's the matter with your new cassock?It seems that something extraordinary has happened!

I really don’t engage in Ji: Reply to @虾喷倒日 is better, don’t mention it for many years, I saved a woman in Raksha country, and now I’m entangled, I hide in the dungeon every day and don’t want to come out.

Hello cute girls from Luocha Kingdom: Reply to @我真不得吧姬罗沙国’s girls!Report the coordinates and let me come! ! !

I really don’t engage in Ji: Reply to @罗拉国的萌妹 well, she’s already had a baby, and she’s a little... swollen.

Hello cute girl from Rakshasa: Reply to @我真不恶姐...... Goodbye.

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What, you asked Master's Weibo?He never posts original Weibo, occasionally reposts Yanhuang's, and often gives him likes, which looks almost like a zombie fan.

The author has something to say: PS: The country of Rakshasa refers to Russia. Before she was born, Maomei was so beautiful, but she turned into a balloon after she was born, which is really a curse.