gossip comprehension world

When he came to Stonehenge again, Shi Lanwei was not in a hurry to find the dark cooking master Ying Jili, but was busy calling his master Gu Mingfei to help spread turf on this barren land, and of course, he must not forget the fertilizer.

The two monks were inexperienced in this kind of thing, especially since neither of them had ever handled fairy grasses and spirits, they were a bit clumsy at the moment.Especially Shi Lanwei, who was also carrying a shovel synthesized from a data card, where he was shoveling the ground—even if it was easy to help with true energy, it always embarrassed him to do it.

After shoveling the ground, spread the fertilizer, and then spread the turf on it. Whether it can survive or not depends on God's will.

After finishing all this, Shi Lan slightly dusted the clothes that were not stained by the dust-avoiding spell, then took out the bowl of black seaweed soup, and shouted angrily: "Chef!!! Already!!!"

The corner of Gu Mingfei's mouth twitched unconsciously.

The chef Shi Shiran appeared, first looked at the turf on the ground, then looked Shi Lanwei and Gu Mingfei up and down, and then asked in a reserved and arrogant tone: "Are you sure your cooking is useful? To put it bluntly, if you fail, I will definitely give you a failing grade."

Shi Lanwei also pretended to be cold and said: "If it doesn't work, I'll cut off your head."

The chef carefully looked at the bowl of soup, as if he was wondering whether the dark thing was Shi Lanwei's hair, and finally, the desire to rejuvenate the barren land overwhelmed his doubts, and he drank it dubiously. go down.

The chef smacked his lips: "The taste is average, I can only give it to you..."

The eyes of Gu Mingfei and Shi Lanwei did not leave the top of his head for a moment. While he was speaking, brown spots suddenly appeared on the bald and shiny scalp like mushrooms after rain. , and grow at a rate visible to the naked eye.

Chef Yingjili stroked his hair in a daze, and howled in ecstasy: "S, here you are S!!!"

The system jumped out very intelligently:

[Complete the task "The witty player should find the chef in the dark cooking world", evaluate S, reward portable space development points: 228, reward cooking skills +88]

Shi Lanwei happily turned his head and gestured victory to Gu Mingfei, smiling like a flower, as if he was so proud of himself.Gu Mingfei couldn't help but want to turn him into a shrimp monster and knead him, but unfortunately the two are still in a state of cutting off contact, so they can't transform Shi Lan at will.

After receiving the graduation certificate issued by Chef Yingjili, Shi Lanwei excitedly asked Gu Mingfei to take out the graduation certificate, put it together and took a photo, and only realized when he wanted to post on Weibo. Wouldn't it be easy to be fleshed out by an alumnus who also graduated from the School of Foreign Languages?

╮(╯▽╰)╭He is so famous, but he has such and such troubles, so let's log in to the Weibo trumpet to be frightened.

After completing the task, Shi Lanwei didn't delay at all, and immediately got on the spaceship back to the main star with his master.I still didn’t forget to code words during the trip, took the jade slips and quickly completed today’s update, and then gave it to Gu Mingfei to read. Gu Mingfei usually doesn’t criticize the plot, but he will still help him to correct the wrong sentences and typos.

Shi Lanwei almost felt like he had an editor again. When he was on the earth, the editor was a cruel person who used everything to remind him. In comparison, his master was much gentler. , usually looking at him silently, watching him, watching him, and shutting him in a small dark room if he is really in a hurry.

My master is so kind (*???*)

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Back at the academy, Shi Lanwei happily found that he and his master were very efficient, and Yourong Jianjun and Xiyang didn't know where to toss about the graduation exam.

Dabao was slightly shocked by the efficiency of the two, but he said happily: "Finally someone came to cook for me, but unfortunately you will leave here soon, hey, I'm going out to kidnap students to cook for me again. It's not easy for a teacher."

——Believe me, teachers like this on Earth will definitely be fired.Shi Lan remained silent, slandering him vigorously in his heart.

"What are your plans after graduation?" Seeing that he was about to leave, Dabao actually showed a bit of a teacher's attitude and asked while sitting on the steps.

Shi Lan spread his hands slightly: "Ask my master."

Gu Mingfei, who was pushed out to answer, said: "I don't have a specific plan for the time being. I just look around for opportunities, sharpen my heart, and keep practicing. Do you have any suggestions, senior?"

Dabao touched the third floor's chin, and said: "The portable space of the two of you is shared, and it is also a technology development model, which is not common among foreign monks. Since there is only one place in the universe, the heavens and the worlds, is technology. Civilization, I suggest you go to Blue Star for a stroll. Of course, don’t worry, after all, Blue Star is not a peaceful tourist destination, and the human beings there tend to reject monks, so you might as well wait until your cultivation is a step closer before taking risks.”

"Thank you for your guidance, senior." Gu Mingfei sincerely thanked him.

Although this panda has been cheating them for a whole year, they have made great progress in both their practice and cooking skills this year, and they have become more proficient in communicating with ingredients. Into a psychiatric hospital.But also thanks to this skill, their cooking is always easier to get high evaluation than ordinary monks.

It's not wrong to spend this tuition, Shi Lan said slightly.

Now that they have successfully graduated from this nightmarish New Oriental Institute of Foreign Languages, they can leave here and start traveling at will, but Gu Mingfei thinks it would be better to discuss with Xiyang and Jianjun face to face, Shi Lan said softly: "Actually. We can log in to the penguins and tell them, last time I built a group..."

Damn it, no matter what, it is difficult to adapt to using mobile phones, Weibo and penguins to communicate in the world of comprehension!Such a wonderful sense of disobedience!

In the end, the two of them decided to stay in the college for a few more days, and continue to be responsible for Teacher Dabao... Ah no, take care of three meals a day, and when he is free, Gu Mingfei will also go to the broken library of the college to read books, and Shi Lanwei was busy scratching his head and writing updates.

Not long after, Jianjun and Xiyang came back together. When Xiyang saw Panda Dabao, he hugged his thigh and wept bitterly, as miserable as if his virginity had been taken away.

Shi Lanwei wanted to take off his pants to see if his ass was intact.

"Are you okay? You haven't been crossed by that female chief, have you?" Shi Lanwei asked in good faith.

Xi Yang looked pitiful: "Almost, almost lost..."

Seems to be all right, Shi Lanwei immediately lost interest in him: "Then get out of here, don't act like you're being passed around. Speaking of which, how did you come back together? Did you run into each other on the road?"

Jianjun looked down at Xiyang, and replied: "Xiaosheng plans to come back after completing the task. On the way, he received Xiyang's request for help and went to the African star. It happened that he was escorted to bridal chamber with the female chief. Sincerely, I saved him.”

The corner of Shi Lanwei's mouth twitched: "Men are not safe these days, but there seems to be something wrong with your characters. Normally, aren't you a hero saving the beauty?"

Jianjun asked him suspiciously: "It's a hero saving the beauty, what's wrong?"

"...No, it's nothing, it's just that Fellow Daoist Xiyang is not beautiful enough." Shi Lanwei decided not to argue with her about gender cognitive impairment.

Xi Yang was still howling: "You don't know, you don't know how cruel that black girl is! She holds a two-meter-long mace, and she can beat a Tyrannosaurus Rex in the Yin God stage with just physical strength. Turned into flesh! She is simply the king of the primeval forest!"

Shi Lanwei silently looked at Yourong Jianjun: "You defeated this female savage?"

——Why is my little friend so diao? !

Yourong Jianjun said seriously: "Xiaosheng is invincible, and he ran away after finding fellow Daoist Xiyang."

"...What a righteous answer." Shi Lan wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and at least used some decorative words, such as a strategic retreat after three hundred rounds of the battle...

This group of little friends is really unreliable in a match.