gossip comprehension world

Shi Lanwei, who had no clue, finally had to turn to... the readers of his own article.

After he finished updating that day, he added a sentence below the text for the first time: "I have a friend who suffers from hair loss. Is there any way (preferably a recipe) to make him grow hair quickly? In addition, it is not good for land management. Regarding the long grass, do you have any suggestions?"

So on this day, the diving parties under Yanhuangwen were blown out one after another.

——Ah, oh, oh, Yanhuang, I finally saw the live Yanhuang doing something other than updating!Da Da, you should talk more after the article, don't patronize showing cuteness on Weibo.

——Yanhuang?This must have been stolen!

——"My friend is me" series, Yanhuang, have you lost your hair?

——Based on the experience of Wanjie, if you write "my friend" in the help request, it is because you have encountered a problem.Yanhuang, you... have hair loss?Hahahahahaha.

——How could my Yanhuang lose her hair!You black people!kill you!

——Hair growth is indeed a bit... Well, many people in the Taotie world suffer from hair loss, especially the natives.But don't worry, if you have cultivated above Yuanshen, you can control your body at will, and you won't be troubled by hair loss, Yanhuang should practice hard and achieve Yuanshen as soon as possible.

——I don’t know about long hair, but the turf is easy to deal with, just dig a few pieces and plant them back.

——Lack of grass may be a soil problem, Yanhuang, you’d better dig a piece of soil and send it to the Blue Star Soil Research Institute for identification.

——Damn it, how can my Yanhuang Dada lose her hair, Yanhuang Dada must be a handsome man with thick hair and gentle as jade!

——A handsome man with thick hair... Are you kidding me upstairs?All I can think of is the gorilla!

— How about making a wig and putting it on?It can also solve the problem of hair loss.

——Upstairs, please don’t make such bad suggestions. Once I was in a fight with an NPC. Under the light, a thick black hair broke away from the smooth scalp, and flew towards the vast blue sky under the influence of the sword wind, towards the free sky.I was stunned, my opponent cried in embarrassment, and the battle could no longer continue.In the end, I sat with him on the ruins after the war and had a long talk, comforting him who was crying for a full twelve hours.Heart tired.

——It is said that rubbing the scalp with ginger can speed up the growth of hair, but I don’t know if it is useful. Would you like to try it?

——As for the soil, I have a solution. You can dig the ground three feet and fill it with new grass. If it still dies, then ask a professional gardener to help you.

——Yanhuang! ! !I know the recipe! ! !But you killed eight of my beloved girls! ! !I won't tell you if I kill you! ! !Hahahahahahaha you have today too! ! ! !

——Well, I don't know if this kind of recipe can't help.Yanhuang, do you need me to help you figure out the address upstairs?You ask him yourself?

——I’ll ask my teacher, our New Oriental teacher is still very responsible:-D

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Shi Lanwei read tens of thousands of comments, and only then did he realize that there are so many diving parties in the article, and none of them said anything. It seems that communication with readers should be strengthened.

But there were only a few useful suggestions. One suggested that he rub his scalp with ginger to help his hair grow—whether it works or not, it is impossible to grow hair within fifteen days!One recommended him a medical clinic specializing in hair transplant surgery - he said several times that it wasn't his hair loss!The other said that he sent him a recipe in a private message on Weibo, but the ingredients were difficult to gather - you can take a look at this.

Shi Lanwei turned on his mobile phone and went to Weibo, and sure enough, there was a recipe in it: [Black Seaweed Soup]

Is the name really common?Can grow hair?

The well-meaning reader of that article also sent him an effect: [Immediately grow thick hair like seaweed after eating]

However, the side effects that are not listed in the efficacy are: all the hair falls out after 49 days.

After watching it, Shi Lanwei laughed hehehe, the effect is quick, the effect is good, it is exactly what he needs, as for the future problems... Hehe, once you get your graduation certificate, don't worry about him.

Take a look at the ingredients needed: [Atlantis's mammoth seaweed] [Deep-sea mermaid heart] [Atlantis' ligers and scallops]...

After reading, most of them are seafood, and they are all produced in Atlantis.This name is a little familiar... Hey, is the master there?

Shi Lanwei immediately became excited, picked up his phone and called Gu Mingfei—although he still thinks it is against the law for a monk to make a phone call, but because it is so convenient, even the most staid Taotie Great World monk would Abandoning the flying sword to pass on the book, and using the convenient phone to communicate, so now when walking on the streets of Fangshi, you can see monks holding mobile phones from time to time, either surfing the Internet or chatting on the phone.

As for Feijian's transmission of letters, except for the special circumstances where he couldn't get through the phone, he would no longer be remembered by the monks at other times. It is really a tear of the times.

It's a pity that the phone didn't get through. Gu Mingfei didn't seem to be in the service area, probably in a dungeon.

Shi Lanwei hangs up the phone gloomily, and prepares to go to America Star where Atlantis is located.

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According to the traditional game idea, after knowing the items needed for the mission, the player will spare no effort to go deep into various dangerous situations to find these key mission items, even if he throws his head and blood to death and loses experience, he will not hesitate.

But Shi Lanwei obviously had a better choice.

Now he is sitting in the largest business house in the Atlantis area, drinking hot tea happily, pointing fingers at the list of items: "No, it must be A-grade or above ingredients, this kind of B-grade and C-grade goods Don't use it to fool me. You mean money? Money is not a problem, as long as the material is good enough, you can have as many spirit stones as you want."

——Finally said this sentence! ! !Finally, finally speaking! ! !Shi Lanwei was slightly excited.In this gluttonous world where most of the foreign monks are impoverished, Shi Lanwei and Gu Mingfei earned a lot of spiritual stones by selling the materials of the demon cave, which is the material of a whole cave!In the Jindan period, a monk with a complete cave resource is completely worthy of the words "not bad money".

The cheerful Shi Lanwei picked and picked the ingredients provided by the business, and finally bought all the ingredients he needed. The remaining problem was how to turn the ingredients into a delicious dish.

Shi Lanwei struggled for a while, but he still couldn't abandon the final lower limit, so he found a chef to help him finish the cooking. Anyway, he bought enough ingredients, so he could make it... after a few more attempts.

At this time, Shi Lanwei's cell phone rang, and he happily picked up the phone: "Master, you were in the dungeon just now? How is the mission?"

"It's done." Gu Mingfei said on the other side of the phone.

"...Fuck, why so fast!" Shi Lanwei looked at the stack of ingredient information cards in his hand and said angrily.

"Where are you, I'm here to find you."

"Oh, I'm in the biggest firm in Atlantis."

After hanging up the phone, Shi Lanwei was not in a hurry to leave. He visited the business store and bought anything he liked. He also bought two sets of A-level cooking props and spent a lot of Lingshi.

After getting the recipe for hair growth, Shi Lanwei began to think about how to solve the problem of not growing grass on the land. Although he thought he had to cure the baldness, even if he ate up the turf, Chef Yingjili would not turn against him, but for the sake of perfection He decided to find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters to steal some turf...

Well, let's wait for the master to come first.

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#饼餐大世界 "Rebirth of the Road I First" message area##Today’s comment area is particularly lively#

[Restives: Focus on the Jade Couch for 100 Years] - Grab a seat and watch again.

[Father: Laoganma is delicious! 】——I didn’t get the first place, I’m so tired, I’m going to read the article.

[Clothing: Refresh Refresh Refresh Daily]——Yanhuang actually spoke in the text! ! !stunned! ! !

——1L: I was also stunned, would Yanhuang still say irrelevant things in the text?

——2L: I'm used to showing off cuteness on Weibo, but Yanhuang Dada, who is cold and cold in the text, is cute in contrast.

——3L: Hahahaha hair loss, Yanhuang, you... Do you have this kind of trouble?

——4L: Don't talk nonsense upstairs, it's Yanhuang's friend.

——5L: Naive, generally the "my friends" in the help-seeking are the help-seeker himself.

[Father: small seller of the goods version]——Welcome to my small shop to look at hair growth products, link → click here.

——1L: ...I never expected it to be advertised in the literary review section.

—— 2L: I think this should be a seller who is chasing Yanhuangwen, hahahaha.

——3L: I, I need this... silently click on it and read it.

[Vestments: There is no cure for late-stage procrastination]—Punch in.

【Catmas: [-].

—— 1L: What the fuck are you talking about?I didn't understand a single word!

——2L: Friendly translation: I really like Yanhuang, but I can't accept that Yanhuang is bald, so I don't want to be your fan anymore! (Don't thank me, my sister often texts me like this, I'm used to it)

——3L: ...your sister...is a bit strange.

——4L: Yes, recently she seems to be a monk from the outside world, crying and calling out to be his concubine, so angry that my mother almost abolished her, as a brother, I feel so sorry!Take strict precautions against her every day!I'm afraid that a person who retreats to her will disappear!Her cultivation is the only way to get angry!If anything happens, my mother will kill me!

——5L: I sympathize with the upstairs, it seems that local monks are not very happy to intermarry with foreign monks.

——6L: The main reason is that sooner or later the foreign monks will leave this big world. Although their cultivation bases are good, at least they are golden cores.

——7L: It is very difficult to take the monks from this big world out of here, so it is generally not recommended.And... Cultivate well, everyone, don't keep thinking about passing the love test.

——8L: Hey, hey, don't digress, every time you talk about the conflict between foreign monks and local monks, it will turn into a fight, and there is nothing new about it.

【Catmas: Blue Star Traveling】——I highly recommend Blue Star’s medical clinic to Yanhuang. It’s very high-end. Indigenous get rid of.

——1L: Grab the upstairs, please recommend Lanxing's fun places, I will go to Lanxing to see when I graduate from New Oriental next month, and make up a life menu by the way, it is said that Lanxing has many interesting ingredients and recipes.

——2L: Blue Star is a place that ruins the three views, well, please keep this in mind when you go, and pay attention to personal safety.

——3L: I have heard that Blue Star is amazing, hahaha, the mortals of Blue Star are also very interesting, all kinds of brain holes.Although there are few monks, they are enjoying themselves very much.

——4L: Don't underestimate Blue Star, the prototype of the spaceship we use for interstellar travel is provided by Blue Star, it's amazing!

——5L: Blue Star's nuclear weapon can handle a high-grade golden pill in one shot, stupid monks, kneel down and feel it.

——6L: The terrible blue star technology Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

[Catmas: If the agriculture is underdeveloped, quickly use Jinkela]——If you have soil problems, I recommend Jinkela, a fertilizer from the African Star Lane Street. Post oh dear, now that I am always using planting ingredients, will I say it?

——1L: I have seen the advertisement on Wanjietongshi, it is very brainwashing, is it really useful?

—— 2L: Stop it, the most dazzling national style was circulating in my brain just now, and now it is circulating Jinkela advertisements! ! !

——3L: go up to harm more people.