gossip comprehension world

In the end, the three of them used their brains and had a brainstorm... Ah no, in the pre-war meeting, Yourong Jianjun was in charge of all the physical work, Shi Lanwei was in charge of the helper, Gu Mingfei was in charge of the staple food seafood dishes, and Xiyang was in charge of selling cute... Ah no, fire.

Xi Yang, who was burning the fire, endured the smoky feeling and had to close his senses, while gritting his teeth, he said, "I am the top-ranked golden elixir master of the Taiqing sect, and I am a second-generation immortal! Do you know who my father is? "

Shi Lanwei, the supervisor, kicked his ass: "I don't care who your father is, even if your father's surname is Xi and your mother's surname is Peng, now you, a culinary waste, have to listen to me. Are we there?"

Gu Mingfei made seafood noodles, and he finally found the flour from a gala in the storage bag. Now Yourong Jianjun is kneading the dough, trying to knead the dough until it tastes chewy. For this reason, she Already smashed three tables.Shi Lanwei was really worried about the remaining table.

For some reason, Shi Lanwei felt a pain in his waist when he saw the lively crab being cut into two ends and put into the pot. Could it be because of the same kind of crab...

But when I saw the squid lurking under the stones fished out from the bottom of the river in the portable space, I felt a kind of mysterious joy, which is really weird.

The last pot of hot seafood noodles was just out of the pot. The three people present couldn't help swallowing when they smelled the ecstasy aroma.

"How many servings are these?" Shi Lan asked salivating while swallowing his saliva slightly.

"I don't want much, just give me half of the crabs on top!" Xiyang sucked in his saliva with a slur, and stretched out his sinful hand.

"It must be delicious." Yourong Jianjun touched the Taisui sword, as if he was thinking about whether the face value of this bowl of seafood was worth her and Gu Mingfei's quarrel.

[Complete cooking—seafood noodles, quality B, cooking +10]

At this moment when the four of them were in a delicate atmosphere, Panda Dabao seemed to smell something delicious, walked in with a sniff, and said loudly, "Seafood noodles? Oh, it's great, let me try it!"

As he said that, the giant panda sat down on the only table and chair left, and without putting the noodles in the pot into bowls, he directly picked up the big pot and ate it, slurping his mouth while eating: "It's delicious, it's delicious." Delicious! The soup is delicious but does not cover up the umami of the seafood itself. The ingredients are fresh and cooked properly.

Dabao, who had eaten a whole pot of noodles, seemed to be quite satisfied with the performance of several people: "I will add 2.5 points to each of you."

"Wait, the agreed ten credits!" Shi Lanwei was the first to protest.

"Of course one person is given [-] points, and four people get [-] points less. How about you get rid of the remaining three and give you [-] points?" Dabao said shamelessly, rubbing his stomach after eating.

Shi Lan looked around timidly, feeling that he had no chance of winning, and immediately confessed: "It's good to pick up two and a half points for nothing, hahahaha..."

"I'm quite satisfied with this bowl of noodles. Next, we will be divided into classes, so you can assign them to me. You will be responsible for the three meals in the future." Dabao burped, and let out a puff of foul gas in his stomach , so that the four of them took a step back in unison.

——Who wants this kind of reward!Never get mixed up with your panda!Will not be able to graduate!Shi Lanwei screamed in his heart, but looking at the malicious expression of the giant fat dog in front of him, he intuitively felt that it was better not to say this kind of protest.

"Dare to ask senior, how many other er...classes?" Gu Mingfei, who thought the word "class" sounded a bit strange, asked.

"Well, four. The other three leaders are Fenghuang, Peacock, and Xianhe. They are all old buddies. How about it? It sounds like I have a better future." Dabao blinked his eyes as big as copper bells and said cutely.

"..." Even Gu Mingfei was silent, obviously unable to say anything against his will.

"Okay, it's time for class, come with me." Dabao touched his round belly at last, and led the four little punks to the classroom contentedly.

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Panda Dabao led the four of them to an unknown corner of this dilapidated academy, which was already full of dust. Dabao kicked open the door, and the dilapidated wooden door let out an overwhelmed groan and creaked open.

Shi Lan, who was covered by the dust that came from inside and didn't use his true energy to cover it up, gave a slight face: "Bah, bah, bah."

"Hey, this teleportation array has been useless for a long time. This time I will take you to the gourmet secret realm to experience how glorious life is. Students, go." Dabao said, stepping on the teleportation array on the ground. The dim teleportation array floated with little light, shining like stars in this dim hut.

"Come on, let's go first!" The kicked door was kicked open again with a creak.

The few people against the light saw the silhouette of a peacock outside the door and said proudly: "I've agreed, I'll go first, you don't jump in line!"

The five monks behind Peacock seemed to be a little ashamed of the tutor who made strong words. They looked at the sky and their feet, but they didn't express their opinions anyway.

Shi Lanwei thought that Dabao would throw the peacock out with an angry shout, but Dabao spread his hands and said, "Success, you go first."

Peacock seemed a little hesitant about Dabao's sudden exhilaration, looked him up and down carefully, and finally snorted, motioning his students to follow, stepped into the teleportation array and left.

As a result, at the moment of teleportation, Dabao suddenly kicked his foot on the teleportation array: "Go to the jungle of doomsday!"

Peacock hadn't had time to change the location, only to see a flash of light in the teleportation array, and the group of people had disappeared in the array.

"Doomsday Jungle... Where is it?" Shi Lanwei and Gu Mingfei asked with a whisper.

"It's a super S-level field map." Gu Mingfei remembered that he had seen it on Wanjietongshi. "It is said that the super S-level boss, Master Bei, often haunts there."

"..." Shi Lanwei lit a row of candles for Peacock and his poor students.

Dabao let out a hey: "In order to prevent cheating, the returning teleportation array will take twelve hours to open. I wish them good luck."

"During my studies, I accidentally died due to a teaching error. Will the college provide compensation?" Shi Lanwei immediately asked a question of concern. It would be a big loss if he suffered such a misfortune and lost his life during his studies.

Dabao whistled: "Do I look like a kind person?"

"..." The four of them shook their heads in unison.

"Believe me, neither are my friends. When it comes to games, you have to play in a relaxed and happy spirit. It's good to die hard. If you can't ignore this little setback, why bother to practice Taoism? Piaomiaoxiantu is like this Xuan Miao, it is clear that you come from a noble family, endowed with extraordinary luck, and that you have a magnanimous life, but in the end you are no match for Wang Xiaoer who herds cattle next door; you have earned a great opportunity through untold hardships, and inexplicably took advantage of your dead enemy who passed by; Others are doing everything they can to survive, and their cultivation is making rapid progress. You are cautious and prudent, and you are still struggling. So, everyone, don’t worry about gains and losses, and learn how to behave in the game.” Dabao said, and couldn’t help sighing, “Several Can the students understand it?"

Several people were thoughtful, but Yourong Jianjun suddenly said firmly: "Yes, you just cheat others and don't want to lose money."

"Oh, absolutely! This is all for you to see! Ordinary people don't know where to go after being fooled by me for a long time, but you still remember the important point, not bad, not bad, really good." Dabao smiled frankly He boldly admitted that he was fooling.

——The heart is so tired, my tutor and classmates are a bunch of funny comparisons, how can I break it?

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#万界通知之食餐大世界板#

[[Tree Hole]] I was tricked by a peacock into the culinary academy, and I went to the entrance of the academy to take a look...

0L: Damn, this is cheating! This is it!This matter must be complained to the GM!

The process of the matter is very miraculous. The host heard a very miraculous rumor. In addition to the New Oriental Culinary Academy, there is another legendary academy in this big world. It is said that it was opened by four super S-level chefs. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, many masters who are now famous in the gluttonous world are from this academy.But this college never opens up enrollment to the outside world, but you have to search for it yourself and pass various tests to get in.The landlord felt itchy after hearing it!Searching for clues everywhere, I almost lost my family's wealth, finally found a clue, followed the clues, and spent three full years before I found a legendary teacher of the academy, Peacock.The host was so excited that he cried and begged the peacock to accept me. The peacock refused me very coldly. The host persevered in all kinds of begging, and finally let the peacock loosen his attitude. It gave me a series of tasks to test me, and finally the host passed the test. Entered the legendary academy - New Oriental Institute of Foreign Languages.

I’m so tired, I feel like I won’t be able to love anymore, all the sad efforts I’ve put in are all a joke QAQ

The most frightening thing is... the other four classmates of the host, it seems... all... have broken sleeves...

I don't feel so good QAQ

1L: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm sorry for the host, I fell to the ground laughing so hard.

2L: What is it called?A classic and excellent way to exploit the player's psychology to deceive people.If someone cries and clamors to take you as an apprentice, you will dismiss it instead.

3L: That's not necessarily the case, Master Pei wants to accept me as an apprentice, so I immediately knelt down and licked it.

4L: That's right, and then the third floor became Master Pei's dinner-although this monk is a bit stupid, but the skin is fragrant and the meat is tender and crispy!

5L: School of Foreign Languages?I remember that some people complained about this academy, but all posts were deleted... This academy has a precipitous background, and you, the host, are mentally prepared to delete your posts.

6L: What's going on upstairs!Is it any wonder I've never heard of this academy?Wait to delete the post.

7L: What is it like in New Oriental School of Foreign Languages?The landlord can describe it, you need to talk more about the unhappy things to make everyone happy.

8L: Foreign language, is it the language taught to foreigners?But here it seems that the European star, the American star, and the African star all use the lingua franca?Where do I need to learn foreign languages?

9L: Could it be a foreign language that teaches how to communicate with animals and plants?Very western!

10L: Maybe it's the language to teach how to communicate with the magic weapon!Wow, I'm a little hopeful when I think about it.

11L: Hey, I suddenly remembered that when I first entered the game, I met a crane that tried to lure me to the academy, but I rejected it. Could it be this academy?

12L: Me too me too!I once rejected a phoenix and was burned to death _(:3」∠)_, which cost me a life, so sad.

13L: Those who were tricked by pandas to go to the academy many years ago put their paws first. I don’t want to recall the painful experience of that year.

14L: There's a situation upstairs!Come and talk about it!What is your school like?

15L: Panda, peacock, phoenix, crane, what is this academy?Animal school?

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88L: Landlord, don't give up!study well!Our college has produced many well-known alumni!I won't report the specific names, but there are quite a few, although people generally don't say that they are from here!

89L: Let's blow it upstairs, the appraisal is complete.

90L: On the 88th floor, why don't you tell me what you teach?

91L: It seems very interesting. I just graduated from the culinary academy. Do you want to learn a foreign language?How often do you enroll?Where can I sign up?

92L: Why do you have to play tricks on the upper floor... Ahem, I am on the 88th floor. We have a variety of courses, mainly learning

93L:? ? ?What to learn?

94L: Don't be tricky!Talking like this half is very unkind to obsessive-compulsive disorder!

95L: Hey, half of it is nothing!Hate you!

96L: I have an ominous premonition... Are you still on the 92nd floor? 0.0

97L: Upstairs, don't you think that... Thinking about it is terrifying.

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208L: People!Fellow Taoists who know divination, come and do the divination! The fellow daoist on the 92nd floor suddenly disappeared!

209L: It's been a while, will fellow daoists from the 92nd floor still appear...

210L: It feels like the chances of surviving are slim.Did she really tell a secret that shouldn't be said?

211L: Caught by a river crab~(≧▽≦)/~

212L: The emoticons upstairs are too sad, is this gloating?

213L: Stir-fried river crab, special taste

214L: Special what?Awesome?

215L: What's the situation on the [-]th floor!

216L: Is another fellow daoist missing... I feel terrible!

217L: Could it be that the relationship between the crab and the crab is cursed, I will try it too, actually I think the crab is still pure

218L: …………………

219L: Why do people die!

220L: Another missing fellow Taoist!

221L: Woohoo, this post is so scary and supernatural!Mother, I don't want to play happily in the gluttonous world anymore, let me go home... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh suddenly the light of the teleportation array appeared under my feet!Daoists, what am I doing?

222L: …………………

223L: Don’t worry fellow daoists on the second, second, and first floors, you probably just went home...

224L: What's going on with this building!Should all wishes come true? !

225L: I feel like a pair of enigmatic eyes are looking at me, and my hairs stand on end!

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[This post has been locked by the administrator "I feel cute because I did something good today", so I can't reply to it, and I will delete it after an hour]

The author has something to say: PS: The big fat peacock, crane, and phoenix are not Daozu's body, but NPCs made out of him, but they will be somewhat influenced by Daozu himself.This academy...is horrible...