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Under the persuasion and coercion of the giant panda, Shi Lanwei and Gu Mingfei filled out the registration form with pleasure and humiliation, and handed in a tuition fee that made Shi Lanwei very distressed.

I don’t believe that national treasures are so cute anymore QAQ

Even if he completes the task given by the system and gets 10 development points in the portable space, it can't erase Shi Lanwei's pain from being hurt by the panda.However, counting the 13 development points rewarded by the novice village mission before, 23 points can just unlock the bronze smelting.Hey, let's unlock this technology tree first.

After this unlocking, the remaining points returned to 0. Shi Lan sniffed slightly, watching the wild people inside happily start mining and smelting, and his mood was healed a little.

After the registration, Shi Lan felt tired and disliked, walked out of the registration office dejectedly, just in time to meet Yourong Jianjun, a roast leg of lamb in his left hand, and a bag of meat buns in his right, walking in front of the two of them, behind him was Xi Yang, who was holding a stack of snacks .This scene seems a bit familiar.

The four met again at this corner of fate, Yourong Jianjun took out a meat bun, and asked Shi Lanwei friendly: "Mr. Yanhuang, have you eaten?"

Shi Lanwei swallowed the thin-skinned and tender meat bun in two or three bites, then licked his mouth and said, "Actually, I've eaten it."

"What are you doing here?" Xi Yang leaned over and exclaimed when he saw the giant panda, "Wow, this one is bigger than Senior Ah Bao."

"You said Po, that's my nephew." The giant panda said with a smile, "I'm his uncle Dabao. Two fellow Taoists, are you interested in coming to New Oriental to learn cooking and gourmet food? It will quickly let you get rid of the title of kitchen killer and become Gluttonous world god-level chef!"

——Who would believe this advertisement is so false!Shi Lan slightly rolled his eyes.

"Really?" Yourong Jianjun took Dabao's leaflet with oily hands, and after reading it carefully, he was elated, "It's the training that Xiaosheng wants, Xiaosheng should sign up now!"

"..." She really believed it!Kneel down!

Xiyang seemed hesitant: "Although New Oriental is very good, I still think..."

Dabao pressed his face as big as a tub against Xiyang, and asked with a sinister smile, "Fellow Daoist, don't you want to sign up?"

"... report."

Dabao, who completed four performances in one day, seemed satisfied. After eating the meat buns brought by Yourong Jianjun, he burped and vomited a smell of meat buns: "Although the bamboo is not bad, but bears, how can you not eat meat. Seeing that my uncle is in a good mood now, I will send you to school. Let's go~"

As Panda Dabao said, he drove a somersault cloud, packed up the four of them and took them away. The target: New Oriental!

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In fact, Shi Lanwei is still looking forward to New Oriental along the way. After all, it is the legendary gourmet cooking academy in the gluttonous world. It is said that it has opened all over the planets and continents. not there!

However, when Shi Lanwei and his three friends stood in front of a dilapidated manor, staring dumbfounded at a gust of wind that rolled up the fallen leaves on the ground and knocked the crumbling plaque to the ground, making a muffled loud noise, All four of them felt bad.

Panda Dabao picked up the plaque and patted it lightly, even with such gentle force that the broken plaque creaked unbearably.Dabao sighed: "Hey, I'm so poor, I can't even repair a sign."

With that said, he hung the broken sign back to its original place.

The four of them fell into a lengthy silence as they looked at the huge eight characters on the plaque.

New, Eastern, Fang, Foreign, Chinese, Language, School, Academy!

"Is there any relationship between this New Oriental School of Foreign Languages ​​and New Oriental Food and Culinary Institute?" Xi Yang grasped the last hope in his heart and asked weakly.

Dabao hugged his thick bear arms in front of his chest, with a ferocious smile on his face: "No."

Shi Lanwei covered his face in pain, this is contract fraud!What about New Oriental!Why New Oriental School of Foreign Languages!I'm here to learn how to cook. Are you kidding me? ? ? ! ! !

Shi Lanwei raised his hand and asked softly, "Can I cancel the registration now and refund the tuition?"

Dabao chuckled: "No, it's written in the registration contract that if you quit school, you will be fined [-] times the tuition fee. If you fail the graduation exam, you have to retake the exam, and you have to pay the tuition fee once."

Shi Lanwei: "..." It feels like I'm on a thief's boat.

Gu Mingfei asked: "Then what is taught here?"

"Oh, finally someone asked a serious question." Dabao seemed quite satisfied with Gu Mingfei, "We teach a lot, and the focus is on how to communicate with ingredients in a friendly way—otherwise, why do you think it is called the School of Foreign Languages? "

Shi Lanwei couldn't help complaining: "How to communicate with the ingredients and burn them correctly?"

Dabao even nodded: "That's right, if you have a mushroom, you have to ask it: would you rather be fried? Or would you like to stir the soup with vegetables? The mushroom will probably tell you shyly. You: I want to have a threesome with the tomato and enoki mushroom next door. Then satisfy him, and you will get a pot of vegetable soup, the delicious kind."

Shi Lanwei suddenly fell to his knees OTZ.

"Why don't you ask how you feel about the tomatoes and Flammulina velutipes?" Gu Mingfei asked again.

Dabao smashed and smashed his mouth: "Very savvy, boy! You have already grasped the tricks of foreign language skills. If Tomato cries and yells that he doesn't want to have sex with mushrooms, you have to convince it. If you can't convince it, then you have to Let the mushrooms rape it. Of course, how to persuade the ingredients is also a skill, which is very important."

Shi Lanwei had completely given up hope for his future, he stared at the dilapidated academy with empty eyes, and remained silent.

Yourong Jianjun held his natal spiritual weapon Tai Sui Sword, and asked solemnly: "Here, do you take care of food and lodging?"

Dabao nodded cheerfully: "Take care!"

"Okay, then please give me your advice, senior." Yourong Jianjun calmly accepted this setting, and strode into the academy with great strides.

Whether you like it or not, the painful learning process at New Oriental School of Foreign Languages ​​is about to begin.

Thinking about it, I really have a little expectation, haha.

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#《The Way of Rebirth I Go First》#

Because unfortunately he was trapped in the Taotie world and could not publish the article in the Huaxuan world, Shi Lanwei was a little anxious, but after contacting the GM, he didn't know why, and the GM warmly and kindly expressed his willingness to help him post it to the Huaxuan world. Go to the literature edition of Xuanda World, and even help him post it to the Heavens and Myriad Worlds section. The service is really warm and thoughtful.

So Shi Lanwei's new hole was opened like this.

Let's take a look at the comments and comments on "The Way of Rebirth, I'll Go First" in #饼餐大世界文化区#

[Clothing: Bamboo is delicious]——Ahaha I got the jade couch! ! !Lie down and take a seat first!

[Cloak: ==]——Gu Zhong's past life was really horrible, and he couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy. Author, how much do you hate girls?

——1L: The author is gay.

——2L: Second, the author is correct.

——3L: This is definitely not the way of thinking of normal straight men!

[Catherine: The brain hole is clear and strange]——The author has shown your brain hole...Although I know that rebirth is illogical!But still feel so cool how to break! ! !I also want to be reborn! ! !God, please give me another chance! ! !

——1L: Upstairs looks like he's going to have a demon...

——2L: Although I also really want to be reborn, but when I think about honing in again to achieve the Golden Core... Forget it, it’s too painful to quit, it’s even more painful than New Oriental’s graduation exam.

——3L: I want to be reborn, I want to get back the girl who is already married to someone else, woo, girl, I was wrong, give me another chance!

—— 4L: Pat on the shoulder, seeing how poor the upstairs is, I won't burn it.

——5L: Thinking about rebirth is really overwhelming!

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[Clothing: Dark cuisine is also delicious]——The three sisters in the previous life have already planted the flag of death on their bodies, and they are waiting for the protagonist to show his power and kill his sister to testify, Yanhuang, you are a bear!

—— 1L: Killing a sister to testify, thinking about it, I’m really looking forward to it (shame face)

—— 2L: After killing a sister and proving the Tao, is it to stir up the foundation and prove the good fortune?

[Faith clothes: I feel cute after taking medicine today] —— Stuck in the rebirth and met his fiancée from the previous life, so I'm so anxious!Let me know how it goes next!Daddy, can't you do three shifts a day?I was about to cry!

[Fayi: I feel cute even without taking medicine today]—that is, the fiancée is not a good person, and it is a little regretful not to be able to accept the harem.Update, update, update.

【Catmas: Stomach ache】——The upstairs is either a genius, a gay, or a patient →_→

[Dharma Clothes: Rebirth is good, rebirth is wonderful]——Sell the secret treasure of rebirth, [-] spirit stones once, first come, first served.

——1L: This advertisement is too low-end!Do not believe!

——2L: What about the administrator, delete the account and delete the account!

——3L: Is there really a secret treasure of rebirth?Does it work?

——4L: Don’t be too smart upstairs, it’s deceptive at first sight!

——5L: It is impossible for people to go back to the past, give up.

——6L: ＿(:3」∠)＿It would be great if I could really be reborn.

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[Catherta: A family has a teacher as if it has a treasure]——A reader [A family has a teacher as if it has a treasure] rewarded the author [Yanhuang] with 10000 low-grade spirit stones.Gift message: Kill my sister to prove the Tao, I am optimistic about you =v=

—— 1L: Watch the local tyrants!

——2L: Are you a local tyrant lacking apprentices?Would the local tyrant be willing to be my master?

—— 3L: Just look at someone's cassock and you will know that you already have your own heart. How about self-respect upstairs?

——4L: It’s only [-] spirit stones, you guys should make a difference (Damn it, I’m not jealous)

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[Dharma clothes: Yu Yutian is the hometown]——The name Yanhuang is so familiar, have I seen it somewhere?

——1L: I also feel very familiar, let me think about it.

——2L: The author of "One Righteous Way of Heaven", his articles are reprinted in many Great Thousand World literature editions, haven't you read them?

——3L: Oh oh oh I remembered!Because I didn't read much of the reprinted version in the literature section, I probably just skimmed it and didn't click in to read the content!Regret, Yanhuang, can you distribute your previous books in Taotie World again!

——4L: Same request.

——5L: same request +1

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——89L: same request +111111

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【Catana: I want to go to the Taotie World Poetry Club】——New material!The brain hole suddenly opened and galloped up!I want to write that the Taishi Demon Ancestor was stabbed to death by the Yujing Taoist with the Zhuxian Sword and achieved the poignant ending with the Xinghe Taoist. story!Isn't it very exciting!

——1L: Wow, new idea!There is a way to give the fallen powers a happy ending!

—— 2L: Taishi Mozu became enlightened earlier than Yujing Daoist. Is there a chance to kill Zhengtai Yujing?

——3L: Why don't we let Xinghe Daozu be reborn to raise Taoist Yujing, who is really Yujing, so cute!

—— 4L: Then he was stabbed to death by Taoist Yujing... This is not the first time this guy killed Master.

——5L: Don't be like this... It's so cruel to think about it like this, do you have to die anyway?

——6L: No! ! ! !Maybe there is the comfort of the ancestors of Xinghe Tao!Yujing greatly thought about how to stop getting sick and become a healthy person, from the extreme avenue of killing to the merciful avenue of killing!

—— 7L: And then was killed by the love rival Taishi Demon Ancestor ——“

—— 8L: For the ancestor of Xinghe Dao, let's fight the ancestor of Taishi Demon!

——9L: Xinghe Daozu, an annoying little fairy.Two men of peerless genius, duel for him!Then, they fell in love, Xinghe Daozu worship~

——10L: Hahahahahaha, stop upstairs, you're laughing so hard.Thinking of it this way, Yujing and Taishi Demon Ancestor are also very loving!

——11L: ...Why do I feel so tired when I read a normal cool article with so many messy female cultivators.

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The book review area is so lively every day!