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When Shi Lanwei found out that the world that was suspected to be a food game was about to turn into farming culture, he had struggled, but in order to leave this fucking novice village as soon as possible, he resolutely pinched his nose and started popular science for wild people.

"This thing is called a potato. After sprouting, cut it into pieces and bury it in the ground." Shi Lanwei had a potato in his left hand and a branch in his right, and began to teach the savages how to plant. Water, keep an eye on it, and soon you'll be harvesting a bunch of potatoes!"

The savages nodded one after another to express their conviction, so a pile of diced potato sprouts appeared in the dug ground.

Shi Lan, who had no idea what to do, was a little guilty. How could he, who was focused on writing cultivation essays, know as much about crop cultivation as the author of farming essays?Even planting a potato is on tenterhooks.Damn, there is a kind of portable space for a happy farm!You can steal vegetables by growing whatever you grow!

Shi Lanwei was not sure about the remaining piles of sweet potatoes, pumpkins, peanuts, tomatoes, etc., so he had to find Gu Mingfei as a lecturer. Gu Mingfei quickly made a fishing rod for each of the [-] or [-] savages attending the class, and began to explain One hundred and eight techniques of fishing, and how to use bark to make hemp rope to make fishing nets.

Seeing that the class was about to go to how to make a tree into a canoe and go fishing, Shi Lanwei finally stopped: "Master, I have to tell you some sad news."

"Huh?" Gu Mingfei, a young fishing expert who was teaching his ancestral skills, looked at him.

"There is no sea in Xinshou Village. The river is only a few meters wide, so there is no need for wooden boats at all!" Shi Lanwei said unbearably, "I asked you to teach them how to farm, not how to fish!"

Gu Mingfei looked at the pile of fruits and vegetables around him, silently picked up a bright red and delicious tomato, and bit it down: "I don't even know how to grow a teacher."

"You should have said it earlier!" Shi Lanwei snatched the tomato that he gnawed, "What to eat, you have been fasting for so many years, this should be reserved for farming! Prodigal son!"

"..." Gu Mingfei was stunned, his apprentice suddenly became fierce as if he had been taken away by someone.

It's time to go, ha ha.

The two monks started worrying about how to plant the land, and what season to sow?When to fertilize?How to take care of it?Why do you need to farm a game for training?Why!What the hell is in the game producer's mind!

In the end, the old man in the tribe suggested to try in batches instead of planting all the seeds in one go.Although their tribe never took the initiative to plant, they still have an understanding of plants growing in the wild. When they find edible crops that are not yet mature, they will record the location and harvest them when they are mature.Even if the batch of crops brought by Gu Mingfei has never been seen before, but the habits of plants can be imagined, they can grow in the sun and watered, so they don't want to eat meat, hahaha.

Shi Lanwei heard that it made sense, so he waved his hand and handed over all the food to the savages, and told them not to rush to plant it, and wait for him to find a suitable place for the development of the tribe before farming.And he himself, relying on the (unreliable) experience gained from reading infrastructure novels, chose sites everywhere and ambitiously wanted to develop the tribe.

In the end, Shi Lanwei chose a fertile plain area with a river as his settlement, and then he and his master rolled the entire tribe into their sleeves to complete the migration easily.

After the migration, Shi Lanwei began to seriously start the construction, commanding the wild people to build fences to resist wild animals, planning the tribe to build strong and durable wooden houses, digging drainage ditches to prevent water accumulation during heavy rains, and opened up a field in the tribe for planting test.

In order to satisfy wild people's love for meat, Shi Lanwei took the lead to go up the mountain to catch pheasants and rabbits, and then raised them in pens.

"It's enough to keep one or two males. The females should be raised more. After laying eggs, hatch them to see. The males will be raised to eat, and the females will continue to lay eggs when they are raised. Let them serve us for generations." Shi Lan Smiling grinningly, he said to the savages, holding the thrashing pheasant.

Savages: ~(≧▽≦)/~I want to eat chicken, I want to eat chicken!

The life in the tribe is flourishing every day, there are divine emissaries to help with hunting, the food is sufficient, and the spirit is lifted up. Gu Mingfei finally found his place to use and began to teach the wizards in the tribe and a few carefully selected children. Medical skills, making full use of herbs found in the wild, mainly dealing with common injuries and common problems, trying to increase the average life expectancy of less than [-]...

Shi Lanwei gave full play to his spirit of exploration, and searched for the necessary skills to be a traveler from his empty head - firing ceramics, making paper, making bronze and iron, textile technology, gunpowder...

Damn he can't do anything! ! ! !After decades of patronizing writing and practicing, this kind of useless knowledge has long been deleted from his mind!

Shi Lan, who paid a heavy price, learned from the pain, and insisted on leading the savages to conduct experiments while writing updates every day, and finally achieved great success:

"My lord envoy! Clay pots have been fired at the patriarch's side!!!" A savage came to announce the good news.

Shi Lanwei looked at the pile of broken pots and bowls on his side that failed to fire: "...um."

After a few days:

"My lord envoy!!! The wizard said that the papermaking was successful!!!! The wizard is so happy, he said this is really comfortable to wipe your butt!" Another savage came to announce the good news.

Shi Lanwei, who was studying how to beat the pulp: "...um..."

Shi Lanwei is convinced that he is definitely not the material to do this. Instead of thinking about how to conduct experiments, it is better to let the savages do it by themselves!

A few months passed quickly, and it was late autumn. The savages began to hoard food for the winter. Gu Mingfei made a rough estimate of the stored food and felt a little overwhelmed, so he took Shi Lanwei to a remote mountain forest for a good hunt. , beat a group of defenseless beasts to the point of weeping and dying, and when they came back, they went to the lower salt mine and packed dozens of pottery pots for salting meat.That's more than enough to get through this winter.

The task of helping the savages survive has remained silent, and Shi Lanwei thinks that it will take winter to complete it.Well, let’s hang on, anyway, there are code words everywhere, he has already written that after rebirth, Gu Zhong re-entered the Daohua Gate, avoided Baifeng Yaoji, and instead worshiped the only one who helped him when he was expelled from the sect in the previous life. The lineage of the Yuanying ancestor he talked about is now thinking about how to activate the secret treasure on his body every day. Hurry up and practice hard, try to cultivate enough, and go to a secret realm that he missed in the previous life as soon as possible to find one that is very important for him to become an alchemy. A treasure of great help, when he has time, he catches those classmates who are picking on him and slaps him in the face--just a word!

In this way, winter came.

The savages gathered in a few big thickened houses, which were heated with kangs and covered with animal skins, making them very warm to live in.Shi Lanwei began to give lessons to the savages, mainly teaching them how to read and write. In his spare time, he made homemade mahjong and playing cards, and began to enrich everyone's spiritual life.

At the end of winter, all the fat and strong savages managed to win all the jerky that Shi Lanwei used as a snack to grind their teeth, and happily shared it all.Shi Lanwei burst into tears, it was true that the disciples of the church starved the master to death, why did he want to die?

Gu Mingfei: Hehe.

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#游戏发展的会议记录##This is an inhumane OOC, everyone be careful#

Recorder: Baota

Topic: Several issues concerning the discussion of the task setting of Xinshou Village

Participants: peacock, panda, crane, book, phoenix

Absent persons: Jade, Hourglass, Jade Rabbit, Turtle

Contents:

Panda: I think there is a traitor with a different style of painting among us, let's fork him out first =v=

Shu: I also think the painting style of the pagoda is different, it is very big!

Baota: Get out, I'm just making a record, people are talking about you, as a Taoist ancestor, you have to be honest, old Poshu!

Book: That's right, old Peacock, as a master of good fortune, are you ashamed to mix in the Golden Immortal Daozu?Be conscious.

Peacock: If you talk too much, I'll kick you all out. Let's start discussing the topic now, panda.

Crane: ... (lying down)

Phoenix: Alright, let's start the discussion. I think the task of Novice Village in the Gluttonous World is not reasonable. Why teach the savages to develop production?My old lady has never planted land since she was born!

Peacock: Only the Panda One-Person Novice Village task got an S-level (excellent) evaluation in the closed beta, and everyone is C (average).

Phoenix: ...I am D (passing).

Book: Zuo Sheng seems to be B (good).

Panda: But you are E (failing), you have a B and an E, together you only have BE (badending), you will not be happy =v=

Shu: (angry) Are you annoying!

Crane: Shi Xuan, shut up.

Panda: Well, for Master's sake.

Phoenix: Why do you need to learn to farm in the Novice Village mission?I just don't understand!

Panda: Keke, that's right.For a long time, the monks in the heavens and the world have had the bad phenomenon of not working hard and not distinguishing the five grains, and there is a huge gap between them and ordinary people, forming an image of being superior and ungrounded.I think this is an extremely bad phenomenon, alienating the flesh-and-blood relationship between the masses and the monks, and destroying the class feelings between the masses and the monks, so I decided to carry out a mass line, focus on rectifying the four winds, carry forward the spirit of the monks, and understand ordinary people What you think and ask for, helps ordinary people, also sharpens your heart, and forms a common language with the masses.In short: Let the monks learn how to be human.We make educational games!

Peacock: ==

Crane: ==

book: ==

Phoenix: ==

Pagoda: ==

Panda: Besides, don’t you want the monks to have a taste of the difficulties you encountered in Novice Village =v=

——Meeting results: unanimously passed.

The author has something to say: PS: Everyone can recognize who is behind the code name.Jade refers to Granny Yu, the hourglass refers to Chu Waner, the jade rabbit refers to Meng Nishang, and the tortoise refers to Hetu (don't beat me up). I really can't think of a suitable simulacrum.

PPS: I should have said before that the timeline of this article is about 1 years after Shi Xuan became the ancestor of Yin-Yang Dao. Before the good fortune, Yujing had already proved the Tao and flew away forever, and the peacock had proved the good fortune.