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It was almost time to arrive at the Zongmen, and Gu Mingfei didn't want to be too ostentatious, so he put away the Dayou Nine Stars Flying Palace and replaced it with the most common cloud-piercing boat, and carried the two of them to an island in the northwest sea of ​​Youmengyunhai.When approaching the island, Shi Lanwei was surprised to find that the island chain was not honestly rooted under the water and exposing the peak, but floating in mid-air, like an artificially created island, suspended in the sea of ​​Youmeng Yun.

"Duize Palace, my teacher's hermitage. I'll take you to find a suitable cave first, and then teach you how to practice." Gu Mingfei said, and handed him a wooden token, Shi Lanwei took it with both hands, As a result, the token just passed through his hand and fell to the ground with a clatter.

Shi Lanwei, who had been dead for so long and forgot that he was a ghost, was deeply depressed. Gu Mingfei gave a dry cough, and added a little qi to the token, making it as attractive to Shi Lanwei as the pen and ink on a table and chair in a jade pendant. touchable.

"Hang up this token, and you will be mine," Gu Mingfei put on an air of seniority, as if he wanted to say some words of encouragement, but the corners of Shi Lanwei's mouth twitched at the first sentence.

"The road to practice is long, and if you take one wrong step, you will never be able to recover. The avenue is ancient, and the vicissitudes of life, I hope you will hold on to your heart, not to be fascinated by the emotions and desires, not to be confused by fame and foreign objects, to break through the confusion, stick to the heart, and finally become the avenue .” Gu Mingfei said earnestly.

Shi Lanwei raised his hand and said in a weak tone: "Senior, this sentence comes from "Tao Ben Sole Me", the first book I wrote 20 years ago."

"...Really, I forgot."

Shi Lanwei looked at him silently, slandering in his heart: Senior, you are not only a little sullen but also a bit silly, the monk you promised has a first-rate memory?It's not been a few hours, and the image of the aloof white-clothed monk when he first met in the underworld has collapsed to nothing but scum.

So the two of them came to the Duize Palace in silence all the way.

The palaces undulating like a giant dragon on the floating island chain are magnificent, with jade towers and star towers, golden towers and Xiafei, beautiful flowers and grasses everywhere, clouds and brocades and sky chapters, which are as beautiful as Langyuan in Kunlun under the blue sea and blue sky.

Shi Lanwei felt as if he had already activated an unknown cheat, and was about to embark on the road to the pinnacle of his life.

The cloud-piercing boat flitted across the sea of ​​clouds, mountains and mist, passed through the pavilions of Xianyuan, passed through the medicine garden of Lingtian, and finally landed on a lonely mountain.

It was really a lonely mountain. Not only did it fall at the end of the island chain, but there was not a single weed growing on the top of the mountain. Compared with the tree-lined island next door, it looked like a bald head popped out of the crowd.

Shi Lanwei felt the faint malice emanating from Gu Mingfei who was tricked by him... Is this the reader's resentment? !

"Ze Shui is yin, and the yin energy here is the heaviest, which is good for your cultivation, so you can live here temporarily." Gu Mingfei said, and took Shi Lanwei to this isolated island.

"Senior... where do I live? Where's the promised cave?" Shi Lanwei asked sadly.You can't let him sit in the wind and rain among the rocks to practice, can you?

Gu Mingfei stretched out his hand and pointed out that there was a rock crevice one person wide ten steps away: "This place can shelter from the wind and rain."

Shi Lanwei: "..."

abuse, it's abuse!

Holding the mood of seeing death as home, Shi Lanwei floated to the middle of the rock crevice, and there was a cold and refreshing air flow from it. Shi Lanwei reached out and touched it, but in a flash before his eyes, he had already entered the cave.

This rock crevice turned out to be a hidden cave, which was twenty feet long and wide, and there were some stone tables and chairs, and there was a passage in the depths, and I don't know where it leads.

The living environment seems to be okay.Shi Lan breathed a sigh of relief, finally he didn't need to practice under the cover of the sky.

Gu Mingfei also came to the cave and asked, "Where is Maid Sasa?"

Two flashes of silver light flashed outside the cave, and the two young maidens worshiped: "My servant Hongxiang (Cui Nong), I have seen my master and my son."

"The two of you will take care of this place in the future, remember not to neglect it." Gu Mingfei said lightly.

"The servant understands."

Shi Lanwei looked at the two girls curiously. Both of them were in their twenties and eight years of age, with good looks, but one of them had strange-colored pupils, so it was clear that they were definitely not human beings. The red-clothed woman had a calm posture and a toothless smile.

Gu Mingfei turned around and took off the talisman paper on Shi Lanwei's forehead, and tapped lightly between his eyebrows. Many words appeared in Shi Lanwei's mind, as if they were forcibly poured into his body, rolling endlessly in his mind. It was impossible to sort it out from scratch for a while.

"This method is called "Wan Ming Jue". Although it is not a profound method, it can also directly point to the realm of the primordial spirit. You should practice hard. I will explain the scriptures to you after I see the master to explain the situation." Gu Mingfei said After that, it turned into a ray of light and disappeared in the cave.

Shi Lanwei and the two maids stared wide-eyed, and it was the green-clothed maid who asked, "Do you need something to eat, my lord?"

Shi Lan swallowed the non-existent saliva slightly, he really wanted to eat grilled fish.

The maid in red saw that Shi Lanwei's appearance was different, so she tugged on the sleeve of the maid in green to give her a wink.

But the green-clothed maid was so dull that she couldn't see what her companion meant, and looked at Shi Lanwei anxiously.

Shi Lan coughed twice: "Hongxiang and Cui Nong, right? Where are the two girls from? How old are they? Are they married?"

"My servant's cultivation level is so low that I can't hide my heels," Cui Nong lowered her head in embarrassment, "My servant is a Wang Chao wandering in the sea of ​​clouds."

"Wang Chao?" Shi Lanwei felt that the word seemed familiar.

Cui Nong's voice became lower and lower: "It's also called octopus and eight belts."

"..." Shi Lanwei froze for a moment, staring blankly at Hongxiang, "And you, are you an octopus too?"

Hongxiang replied calmly: "Master Hui, this servant is a shark in Youmeng Yunhai."

"Mermaid?" Shi Lan became slightly excited, the legendary mermaid was seen alive today, and the Sa family is worth a lifetime!

"Mackerel." Hong Xiang smiled calmly, revealing two rows of pointed teeth, "also known as shark, shark."

"...Hello two aunts. The young one was a commoner and sold calligraphy for a living. After his death, he continued to sell calligraphy in the underworld. Now he is a ghost and cannot be eaten." Shi Lan said with a slightly embarrassed face. especially accentuated.

Hong Xiang covered her mouth and smiled: "Master, it's really interesting. Although slaves like raw meat, they never eat human flesh."

Shi Lanwei turned his face away, there is no way, living with an octopus and a shark is always scary, even though he is a ghost now...

Let’s practice hard QAQ

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#Once upon a time, there was such a post in Wanjietongshi#

[Subject: [Tree Hole] A cow was crushed to death while bungee jumping, the shepherd boy was very angry, so he had to take him back as an apprentice. 】

OL: Damn it, I never want to do bungee jumping again.But still can't bear it...

1L: What bungee jumping?Every time I leave the customs, I feel that I have been abandoned by the times, and my heart is tired.

2L: Upstairs, you are outdated. This is a popular sword cultivation (work) limit (death) exercise in recent years. You don’t need to jump from the flying sword with real energy, and then fly up when you almost hit the ground.It is said that the latest record is rising half an inch from the ground, covered in mud.

3L: Σ(っ°Д°;)っIt's interesting, I'm going to try it!

4L: Hey, hey, don't play tricks.

5L: Does anyone still care about the host?Picked up a cute apprentice, happiness!In the future, you can live a life of nurturing a gentleman, great!Landlord, you will be a winner in life!

6L: Ugly boy, heh, what an annoyance, people who have never raised apprentices will not understand.

7L: Upstairs you are so cold, does your master know?It's as if you didn't have a master to teach you, but you realized it from the cracks in the rocks.

8L: Stop arguing, what about the landlord, one blow to escape?In the follow-up, I strongly urge the host to live broadcast "Daily Life of Cultivating an Apprentice", and the literary edition next door can be serialized.

9L: I am the host. I went to tell him a story after my apprentice cried for a while, and now I finally fell asleep. Khan, children are really scary.

10L: ... Sir, your style of painting has started to go wrong, did you notice it?

11L: ... Sir, your style of painting has started to go wrong, did you notice it? +1

12L: Continue to talk about the apprentice I picked up. He has a very pitiful background, his parents are dead, and he is grazing cattle for the owner’s house. up.

The little ghost is very short, he still looks like a radish at the age of ten, but his eyes are quite big and black and bright. Seeing that his perseverance is a good young swordsman, he just loves to cry.Strangely, he doesn't like to cry in front of others, and he is very polite to cleaning maids and servants.

I'm going to leave. I'll think about how to teach my disciples later. Let's recuperate the body before practicing. I'll ask the kitchen if I can stew some nourishing food.Do you have any recommendations?

13L: ...the host, I...you...don't want to say anything ＿(:3」∠)＿

14L: ...cute!Landlord, I believe in you, you will be a good master!Ask for more details about daily teaching apprentices!

15L: Fuck, this rhythm is not right, I want to lie on the ground and think about life carefully.

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(500 years have passed in a flash, and this post has reached Building 1509)

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[Theme: A cow was killed by bungee jumping, and a shepherd boy was picked up to raise his apprentice (Building No. [-])]

0L: Thank you everyone, last time I said we were together, everyone blessed us, the host was very moved.Tomorrow is the Double Cultivation Ceremony... I never expected it.

1L: So close to the host!I never thought of it! It's been 500 years, and I've caught up to today!I had a premonition, after all, with so many interactions before, I was going to be blind.Still congratulations to the landlord!Woooooo, Dao heart is complete, Dao heart is complete!I feel that the first decline of heaven and man can pass smoothly.

2L: Seniors upstairs wait for me!Excuse me, is there any secret method for the third Thunder Tribulation, Nine Fires and Burning Heart Tribulation?I feel like I'm going to hit the street!

3L: God is annoying, go upstairs to the cultivation exchange area and ask if it's okay.

4L: Consummation, I want to burn this news to my best friend who has been dead for many years, oh, I think she asked me to read this post back then, who knows that she failed to take that step in the end, hey, my friend, Without it, you can no longer play happily with your friends.Someone mentioned you at Wenxiu Zhenren's poetry meeting. You were really good at stewing meat back then, and the fragrance still lingers on your teeth and cheeks.

5L: A thousand words!Bless the landlord!

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1120L: Master, the auspicious time has come. I am at the gate of the cave. Come out.

1121L: Damn, what is that upstairs!

1122L: Which fellow daoist is so boring, still playing this game?

1123L: Actually, I have always wanted to say that I always feel that the apprentice of the poster knows about this post... Didn’t you find out? Was it the time when he was rescued by his apprentice's friend?That's where I started to suspect that the apprentice had already dived here.

1124L: ...It's terrifying to think about it carefully.

1125L: ...Thinking about it carefully +1.

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1899L: Did no one find out that the host never came back?

1900L: Wedding night in the bridal chamber, hehe, you understand.

1901L: Wow, it's time for the decline. Goodbye, fellow Taoists. I'll go through the decline first and come back to catch up on the progress.

1902L: The terrible forbidden words were uttered upstairs =口=!Go upstairs and slap yourself twice, or it will be too late! ! !

1903L: See you upstairs... Are you ready to reincarnate and rebuild?

1904L: Don't just say things like "I'll come back after I do something", it's too unlucky, bah bah bah!