gossip comprehension world

After the Xiyuan reporter finished interviewing Lu Xuanning, they took the jade slips for recording to interview Jiang Yan's views on this round of the group arena. Jiang Yan naturally supported his junior sister.

After Xi Yuan finished the interview, he came to Gu Mingfei again with the jade slips.As a novice reporter, Fellow Daoist Xiyuan's questioning level is quite satisfactory and there are no explosive points, which makes Shi Lanwei, who has been brainwashed by all kinds of unreliable revelations in the 21st world, very anxious.

"May I ask Master Gu Xuan, what is your prediction for the first round of the group arena?"

"Ai Shimingjun and Wugushanren are both outstanding fellow Taoists, but I am still more optimistic about Senior Sister Yu Xiang."

"Uh, okay. So what's your prediction for the second round?"

"Of course I support Senior Brother Jiang Yan."

"Well, what about the third round?"

"I don't know, ha ha." Gu Mingfei couldn't say he was optimistic about himself, so he could only haha ​​and fool around.

Xi Yuan also seemed to feel that this interview was not a hit and would be judged badly, so he stroked the jade slip with a bit of melancholy, with a bitter expression on his face.

Shi Lanwei couldn't see it, he got out of Gu Mingfei's Taoist crown, sprinted to his sleeve, and tried to show his presence by waving his pincers: "Nu Du, are you a reporter like you! Do you think readers care about the results of the competition! What readers care about is whether the gossip is novel enough, whether it is novel enough, whether it is hot enough, whether it can catch people's attention!"

"Shrimp, shrimp monster!" Xi Yuan's expression changed, and he took half a step back, "The shrimp monster is talking!"

"Damn it, the world of cultivation is full of spirits and monsters. It's strange to be able to talk. I can also read "Little..." Shi Lanwei was about to put on a senior style to reprimand Xi Yuan who was not enlightened. Gu Mingfei pinched it.

"Fellow Daoist Xi Yuan, this is the shrimp monster I raised. I'm used to being outspoken. Please forgive me if I offend you." Gu Mingfei said to Xi Yuan nonchalantly while flicking the spirit shell on the shrimp monster with his fingers.

Xi Yuan nodded in a daze: "But I think what Senior Shrimp Monster said makes sense. It's because my interview was too lacklustre to attract everyone's interest..."

"It's good that you know, let me demonstrate to you, Senior." Shi Lanwei finally found a sense of being a senior, and couldn't wait to be a good teacher.

Wuna Shrimp Monster jumped from Gu Mingfei's hand, landed on Xi Yuan's shoulder, and asked decently: "Hi, Master Gu Xuan, I'm a reporter Shrimp Monster. Boneless chicken tenderloin, what do you think of the delicacy of boneless chicken tenderloin that has been featured in Yang Erda's "The World of Cultivation on the Bite of the Tongue"?"

Xi Yuan was sweating profusely, this topic went too far!Who cares whether people in Wugu Mountain eat boneless chicken tenders or not, this is not a tongue twister!

"Sorry, I haven't tasted bigu for many years." Gu Mingfei was obviously a little puzzled, and just answered mechanically.

"Let me ask Master Gu Xuan again, what do you think of Wugushan people's rainbow-colored hair and robes with seventy or eighty holes?"

"Maybe it's because I'm out of fashion, and I always find it difficult to adapt. As for the cassock, I'd better mend it and wear it again."

"I have one last question. If the Wugu Mountain people confess their love to you, will you accept it?"

Gu Mingfei recalled the non-mainstream cultivator who killed Matt, and his expression twisted: "Of course not."

"What if he insists on double cultivation with you?"

"Hehe." Gu Mingfei unleashed his big weapon, and looked at the shrimp monster with a half-smile.

The shrimp monster was a little timid, turned his head and scratched the Xiyuan reporter with his paws: "Remember, people from Wugu Mountain chased Master Gu Xuan madly for thousands of miles, but Master Gu Xuan dismissed his taste in dress and eating habits, and tore the cassock. The poor who couldn't afford it responded with a haha ​​and a smile. The people of Wugushan wanted to force that evil thing because of love and hatred! The tragedy of human relations is about to happen, and the future will be predicted, so please look forward to it."

"This is so nonsense, Master Gu Xuan didn't say that at all..." Xi Yuan was sweating coldly.

"Trust me, everyone wants to see the masters talk to each other, who cares if it's true or not." Shi Lanwei said confidently, "If you write that Wugushan people speak to Master Gu Xuan in public: 'Don't leave after the meeting , I see the real chapter!' Then your post can barely hit [-] hits. If you follow my advice and write that the Wugushan people are pursuing Gu Xuan and want to rob, there must be millions of clicks. If you write Wugushan He blushed with anger, stomped his feet and said angrily: "Is it because of the woman who is facing Yu Xiang when my enemy doesn't follow me? I don't agree! See if I don't scratch the face of that woman, and then I will be with that mourning gentleman and Dong Dong." You go in three batches!' Then your post will be clicked over ten million times. After that, you will be promoted and raised in a short time. The road to a winner in life!"

Xi Yuan was dumbfounded, feeling that his three views had been hit hard.

Shi Lanwei patted Xi Yuan's shoulder with his paw, and said earnestly: "Remember, the most popular gossip is always emotional disputes. There is a sentence that has the most essence, and you should write it down."

Shi Lanwei revived a famous quote from the 21st century, modified it slightly, and said: "The temptress, dare to rob the abbot with the poor Taoist!"

If Xiyuan reporters were struck by lightning, their views would be ruined!

"Have you learned it?" The shrimp monster asked frankly.

Gu Mingfei sighed, and grabbed Shi Lanwei who had misunderstood his disciple there and held it in his palm: "Don't mess around."

Reporter Xiyuan suddenly convulsed twice, put the jade slip into his pocket, and respectfully saluted the shrimp monster: "Thank you, Senior Shrimp Monster, I seem to understand something. In these nine words, the dispute of ethics, Forbidden love, triangular entanglements, conflicts between good and evil, everything that one expects to find, makes people want to stop! This is the ultimate gossip! I have found my future path!"

Lu Xuanning, who watched the whole process, silently rubbed his forehead: "This reporter, do you still remember that you are going to make a serious and honest official report?"

Shi Lan felt relieved for a moment, and let out a muffled voice from Gu Mingfei's hand: "It's good to understand, but I suggest that you take a bodyguard with high force value with you in the future, so as not to be beaten and killed. We do news (gossip) There must be such a spirit of daring to resist the pressure of the world and continue to die!"

"Been taught a lesson!"

The Xiyuan reporter who reshaped the Three Views walked out of the area of ​​Youxian Palace with arrogance. I am afraid that he even forgot that he can enter Youxian Palace for a while.

Lu Xuanning and Jiang Yan, who were silent at the side, looked at Gu Mingfei with strange eyes, which seemed to be full of sympathy.Gu Mingfei smiled helplessly: "My apprentice is messing around a bit, and I will discipline him well."

The shrimp monster uses its big claws to pinch Gu Mingfei's hand hard, but unfortunately it is too hard to pinch TAT

Lu Xuanning“_“

Jiang Yan“_“

——If you get used to it, if you get used to it, it will really climb on your head, do you believe it or not?Hey, you said it was on the head?Hey.