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Chapter 34 Fellow Daoist, have you ever heard of electric shock therapy in the world of comprehensio

For Shi Lanwei, this day was really too exciting.

First, he followed Youxian Palace to the Zhonglu Mountain Ceremony, and watched monks of all realms fight soy sauce, but in the middle of the night, he changed his style and was about to save the world!Wow, is this the setting of an American superhero?

But no matter how Shi Lanwei struggled and complained in his heart, they still came to the ancient Huaxuan world at this moment.

Gu Mingfei repeatedly confirmed the surrounding vegetation and terrain, and even killed two ancient monsters. Finally, rationality overcame suspicion. If there is such a "research" illusion, then the person who created the illusion is really too scary.

"This is the vermilion tumor snake of life and death. It is extremely poisonous and has the effect of filthy magic weapon. If it is a disciple of the soul stage, I am afraid that it will be poisoned with just one bite." Gu Mingfei squatted down and carefully inspected the life and death that he just killed. The red tumor snake even peeled off its skin, "However, it is a treasure to get rid of the poison. In our era, the ancient monsters have long been extinct, and only in the relic cave can we find some ancient monsters as materials. Magical Artifacts. And the catastrophe of 'the dog swallows the sun and all demons come out together', although it caused a lot of turmoil, but there are a lot of materials for refining alchemy, which can be regarded as a blessing in disguise."

Shi Lanwei kicked the ancient monster that looked like a griffin, and asked, "What about this one? It was flying so fast just now. If I hadn't quickly cast the little fate spell, I really couldn't kill it. It's a body The leather pouch is really hard enough, and it seems to be a good material for defensive magic weapon, and it will be more suitable than your immeasurable robe after refining it."

"Golden Lion and Bronze Bird, very good." Gu Mingfei looked at the body of the Golden Lion and Bronze Bird with great interest. As a monk who has lived alone in the Secret Realm of Time for 150 years, he is very good at fully excavating and utilizing materials , because the storage bag cannot be put into the storage bag, so when he left the secret realm of time, he was wearing a homemade animal skin coat, and he carried more than a hundred storage bags that he made on the spot. Windfall - The beasts in the Secret Realm of Time are rare materials that can be used to refine life-extending elixir, and they are very sought-after. Otherwise, how could he afford a money-burning job like a sharpshooter?

Then the golden lion and copper dead bird were also stripped to nothing, really?There are no bones left, because Gu Mingfei thinks that this bone can be used as a material for brewing immortal wine. The fur on the skin is hard and has the ability to break through armor. It can be used to develop new ammunition, so this poor golden lion copper dead bird has no hair at all. Leave.

This is the first time for Shi Lanwei to travel with his master—or forced to travel—naturally, he has never seen Gu Mingfei’s style of plucking wild goose, but after seeing it, Shi Lanwei feels that his master is still cute In the local area, as a poor teammate, it is natural to give a thumbs up to the master who is barren of grass wherever he goes.Then the master who had to work hard to save money because of the prodigal PK, shed tears of bitterness.

"Now I'm going to show you how to deal with the corpses of ancient monsters. After encountering a large number of monsters, I don't have time to deal with them as a teacher. You should study hard first, and then I will leave it to you." Gu Mingfei removed the blood-smelling barrier Said after prohibiting the enchantment.

Shi Lanwei silently took back what he said earlier, his master is really one, one, all, no, cute, love!

The ancient Huaxuan world at night was very dangerous. After finding out the surrounding situation, the two opened up a temporary cave and settled down. They planned to find a populated place the next morning to learn about the situation.Shi Lanwei had no objection, the master hadn't urged him to write an essay today, so he simply pretended not to know, and quietly went back to the sea of ​​consciousness to raise him.

At dawn the next day, the two embarked on a journey to find people.Shi Lan micro-teaching this is called an exploration map: "Master, I didn't say that if the map is not fully opened, then this game cannot be played. Master, have you played the popular game "Kill That Dao Ancestor"? It's funny, players will be randomly born in a Great Thousand World, if they are unlucky, they will be born in a Small Thousand World, and then they have to practice hard, fight monsters, practice skills, join sects, look for opportunities, explore caves, and finally upgrade to join the Tao, and then go to the same The Dao ancestors exchange ideas. The background of the game is also gradually developing. It is said that the plot in the game has progressed to the Yin and Yang Dao ancestors joining the Tao, the Five Elements Tao ancestors proving the Tao, and the Yujing Taoist opening up a new universe. Kill, Yu Jingtian's dungeon is simply insane!"

Shi Lanwei got excited when he talked about the game, Balabala talked endlessly, with a look of anticipation on his face.

It's a pity that Gu Mingfei saw it right away: "As a teacher, I won't approve you to play games, so give up."

Shi Lanwei: Why is my master so cruel and ruthless QAQ

"It should be known that the game is fun for a while, and the addiction is regretful. As a teacher, I don't want to send you to the Precept Palace to suffer the lightning punishment." Gu Mingfei said.

Shi Lanwei had a taste of the more insane electric shock therapy for Internet addicted monks in the comprehension world, shivered twice, and resolutely decided to give up the game.

It is said that the method of quitting thunder punishment was researched by the half-step Jinxian Gongyang Daojun, who was extremely bored. In addition, this person also has the method of quitting with a magic whip, the method of quitting with fire, and the method of quitting in a dark room. And many other methods used to treat Internet addiction monks, many precept halls of the great sects went to Gongyang Daojun to learn scriptures. The world is very terrified, and I don't want to go online anymore!

By the way, Daoist Gongyang is preparing to join the Tao of Torture, but no one is optimistic that he can succeed in joining the Tao, because this guy has already fallen into various unimaginable research and development of torture, and he never wants to take the last step.And now this group of Internet addiction monks who have been treated by torture developed by him, as long as there is one who finally succeeds in getting together, they will sharpen their knives and kill this old man.

The two walked with swords all the way, passing through the wilderness of the ancient Huaxuan world, there was a beam of holy light in the north that flickered on and off, like a lighthouse, and the two were flying there.

There are ancient monsters wandering around the ground under their feet, with strange appearances and ferocious horrors. Although there are not many of them, they are extremely terrifying to mortals who do not know how to practice. Once they meet them, they will never escape.

"Help, help, help me!"

A cry for help came from ahead, and a lowly ancient monster was chasing a young human being, playing like a cat and a mouse.The hair of the fox beside the boy exploded, baring its teeth and making loud noises.

A sword glow shot out from Gu Mingfei's feet, piercing through the monster's body in an instant.

The human boy stared blankly at the two people who descended from the sky. There was a person floating in the air next to the immortal who had just rescued him. Still knelt down in front of the two of them with a plop: "Immortal, please accept me as an apprentice."

The miscellaneous-haired fox squeaked twice, and then bowed and bowed like a human, it was really interesting.

"There are many monsters here, and it is very dangerous. Who are you and why are you wandering in the wilderness?" Gu Mingfei asked seriously.

Seeing that Gu Mingfei had no intention of accepting disciples, the young man was a little disappointed, but he still replied politely: "If you want to talk about the gods, my name is Zhengzheng, and I went to the bright land of the north from a village hundreds of miles away to seek gods."

"Seeking immortals?" Shi Lanwei asked beside him, "What kind of immortals are you seeking?"

Zheng Zheng didn't dare to hide it, and told the whole story: "The gods don't know. A few months ago, there was a colorful brilliance across the sky, and finally landed in the north. Since then, the north has often been lit up. It is said that there is a fairy who opened the church there. Speaking of the Tao, those who have a predestined relationship with immortals can go there to learn the Tao.”

Shi Lan gave a slight snort, and immediately thought of the history of the Huaxuan Great World. According to legend, the Huaxuan Realm was rampant in ancient times, and human beings had no way of cultivation. Immortal Fairy Tianmiao traveled here and passed down the orthodoxy, which changed the Huaxuan Great World. The pattern of the world.Could it be that the ancient times they came to was the time when this real person passed down the orthodox tradition?

"Let's go and have a look too." Shi Lanwei said to Gu Mingfei, and then glanced at the boy and the fox again, "Take them along too."

Since he came to the ancient world of Huaxuan to do a mission, if he didn't bring along key clues, it would be death.Although I don't know the background of this beautiful boy and what the future will be like, but it is always right to bring someone along.

Gu Mingfei nodded, and with a wave of his sleeves, he took the young man and the miscellaneous-haired fox with the flying sword, and flew to the north to the bright land.

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#Wanjietongshi's Live Post#

[[Live] Mo Xiao, who is the one who entices the soul, can also look forward to his Japanese spirit! ——No.13 Floor of Zhonglushan Fahui]

0L: Hello everyone, I am a casual reporter from the press corps, you can call me Xiyuan, if you think my live broadcast is good, please click this link to give me a good review, it is related to my bonus, please do help Busy → link.

The current competition has reached the disciples of the soul stage. The two female cultivators Meng Xiangji of Taiqingzong and Junru of the Chongxiao School are both heroes of the female school, with extraordinary strength.They also took some time to apply for coding protection before they went to the battle. Well, it seems that the two fellow Taoists have quite a few tricks to suppress the bottom of the box.

This game is a group arena, the two sides came to a random map, it was a border town, it looked a bit desolate.

Alright, let’s start the war. Fellow Daoist Mengxiangji strikes first, and hits a ball... Uh, Mosaic, it should be some kind of secret move. Fellow Daoist Junru laughed twice, and one flew out of his sleeve... Mosaic, two balls Mosaic collided violently!Now the screen is full of mosaics!

Fellow Daoist Meng Xiangji shook his fan, and his whole body became a moving... mosaic.

Fellow Daoist Jun Ru will never catch her without a fight, she seems to be using her trump card, ah, she took out an ancestral... mosaic: "Meng Xiangji, eat my ancestral [silent: beep--]!" ( Ah, I didn't expect that even the voice can be blocked, this magic weapon is really advanced and smart!)

Fellow Daoist Meng Xiangji turned pale with shock: "I didn't expect you to [beep——], damn it, then I have to resort to this last [beep——]!"

Saying that, fellow daoist Meng Xiangji flipped his wrist, and the round fan turned into thousands of mosaics, and attacked fellow daoist Junru!Fellow Daoist Jun Ru took his time, held an ancestral mosaic, and struck at Fellow Daoist Meng Xiangji!Daoist Mengxiangji was taken aback, and hurriedly sacrificed a defensive magic weapon—I was so touched that there was finally something that was not a mosaic in this game—but it still failed to stop the ancestral mosaic of Fellow Daoist Junru. Daoist Mengxiangji was defeated. Call out: "[Beep——][Beep——][Beep——][Beep——][Beep——][Beep——]" Hey, I didn’t expect all of them to be muted. I don’t know what Fellow Daoist Meng Xiangji said What, the words of Fellow Daoist Junru were also silenced, and the eyes of Daoist You Tan became sharper, it seems that the children should not know.

Well, this round of competition is over, and my fellow Taoist will live broadcast it for everyone, please pay attention to it all the time, and give me a good review, dear.

1L: Bad review! ! ! ! !

2L: The whole story is a mosaic... Damn it, what a reporter's quality!

3L: Begging to crack the mosaic, begging for high-definition and uncensored.

4L: People who watched a large number of mosaics at the scene felt tired and didn't like it. When they came up to watch the live broadcast, they felt even more tired and didn't like it.What kind of evil is this wheel of fortune!Is it convenient for the majority of monks to watch?

5L: The main reason is that these two girls have marked too many props for confidentiality!What do people think of this!

6L: Compared to this, I'm more curious about Meng Xiangji's last sentence, which was all beeped out. I'm really curious. It doesn't feel like she said a series of secret tricks?

7L: Hahahahahaha mosaic, what kind of evil is this!Why is Yu Yutian's magic weapon so ecstatic!Is this going to kill me laughing!Help hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (rolled to the ground laughing so hard).

8L: People who can read lips can't bear to watch it...

9L: Starling, good starling, tell me what she said.

10L: Starling, please, say it!

11L: Well, from the shape of her lips, she said, "The ancestor of Yin and Yang is the true love of Taoist Yujing, and Taoist Yuyu will get out of this universe with negative points."Then Taoist Junru replied, "Believe it or not, I will molest you in public for Yujing Yuyu's justice."Meng Xiangji faltered, covered her chest and ran away.

12L: ... two female men who are matched, forget it and I won't say anything.

13L: Not long ago at the Wenxiu Poetry Contest, I remember that in the live broadcast post, it was said that Meng Xiangji had extraordinary cooking skills, and she won over fellow Taoist Junru.This time, fellow Taoist Junru won back, and I am gratified for her. Yes, I am on the side of Taoist Yujing and Taoist Yuyu.

14L: Don't intervene in Wen Xiushi's grievances during the live broadcast of the Zhonglushan Fahui, thank you.

15L: Silently gave a negative comment to the host's live broadcast.

16L: Reporter from the original poster, it seems that your monthly subscription and bonuses can't be kept... a bit of wax.

17L: Have you gone to buy lottery tickets?I bet on Meng Xiangji to win, woo woo, I lost so much that I lost my panties.

18L: A small gamble is fun, but a big gamble hurts your health. Everyone, buy carefully.

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