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"Senior, please save his life!"

"Mr. Turtle is fine with me, but you have to think clearly, if you take this step, there is no way out."

"I see."

"Hey, forget it, forget it, it's up to you. I don't know the Yuanling, the first natal magic weapon in the heavens and myriad worlds... If it doesn't work... But don't worry too much, Mr. Gui, I will do the math. I hope it will succeed. It's not small, after all, luck is with you. Bring the prehistoric spirit shell."

"Then I will trouble the seniors."

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Heat, as if being roasted in a raging fire, pain, anxiety, and heart-piercing.

The terrible pain beyond the category of physical pain made Shi Lan scream silently, rolling over to escape from the burning of the flames, but no matter how he dodged, he couldn't escape the severe pain that would burn his soul.

Following the terrible torture, Shi Lan's slightly disintegrated soul finally had a sense of consciousness. In the sea of ​​consciousness, he found himself floating in the sea of ​​flames, and there were raging flames everywhere. There was no other place in the world except the blue and white flames. No other colors available.

Shi Lanwei, who began to regain consciousness, thought in horror, could it be that the third death in his life was actually being burned to death?

"Are you awake?" Gu Mingfei's voice came from the ocean of flames.

Shi Lanwei raised his head with difficulty, looking for Gu Mingfei's figure through the flames.

One after another, the Kaitianyang script and the Creation Yin script rose from under the feet, intertwined with each other to form the primordial chaos, which seemed to contain the three thousand avenues at the beginning of the universe, chaos, yin and yang, five elements, extinction, life and death, killing... one after another. Shi Lanwei's body was hit with the first-level Lingguang treasure ban, and every time it was accompanied by piercing pain.

I don't know how long this torture lasted. It was so long that Shi Lanwei had lost the ability to distinguish time. Everything was finally over. The sea of ​​burning flames and the painful restriction were all over. The flames began to extinguish slowly. He sat on the beach On the road, there is an endless sea in front of you, and there is a big conch at your feet.

He is still incorporeal, but his body is full of incredible power, as if he can kill that evil dragon carp by moving his fingers, as well as that crazy woman who stabs people as soon as she comes up with a psychosis... Uh, this seems to be... You can't die if you press it.

The image of the beach and sea in front of him changed, and Shi Lanwei landed lightly on the ground, staring blankly at the huge turtle head in front of him.

"Wow!" Shi Lanwei couldn't help crying out, "I've seen this turtle before!"

The old turtle looked at him with contempt: "You are so stupid!"

Shi Lanwei silently looked at Gu Mingfei who was at the side: "Master, what's going on? Didn't I die again?"

"..." His hobby in life is to read cool articles, so Gu Mingfei, who had to rescue the dead author many times, felt tired.Fortunately, from now on, unless he dies, someone will never play Tuo Pu Street again.

The old turtle snorted twice: "Boy, you can be regarded as a blessing in disguise. From now on, you will be an obedient weapon spirit, the first primordial spirit of the natal magic weapon in the heavens and myriad worlds."

This fashion value is a bit high!Shi Lanwei was stunned: "Didn't it mean that the natal magic weapon will not produce Yuanling?"

"According to common sense, it is impossible. Although the natal magic weapon will follow the monk to advance, it will not accumulate the spirit. This time is also an accident. The prehistoric spirit shell is the shell of the acquired spirit. Nurturing Yuanling, supplemented by Senior Gui's secret method, it actually succeeded." Gu Mingfei is also a dead horse as a living horse doctor, seeing such a nonsense method of talking about human affairs, he succeeded in the wrong way, and he felt lucky.

"Hmph, the hard-to-find artifact spirit resources among billions of ghosts, the prehistoric spirit shell sloughed off by acquired spirits, plus this kind of supreme secret method, if it fails to succeed, it will not be a disappointment..." The old turtle stopped suddenly Huatou, "Boy, although the spirit of the weapon cannot advance on its own, it is not hindered to practice the exercises. You have to study the "Little Destiny Technique" carefully, and don't wait until you both die before you regret it."

"You should also keep writing." Gu Mingfei added another sentence.

Master, my disciples can't do it QAQ!

The old turtle let out two weird laughs, and stepped on a ray of blue clouds, shaking his head: "I am a mud eater in the deep pool, but the dust is good at good fortune. I do good every day, and I do good every day, haha."

After the old turtle left, Shi Lanwei and Gu Mingfei looked at each other, and suddenly felt his knees soften: "Master, I was wrong."

"What's wrong?" Gu Mingfei asked lightly.

"The disciple shouldn't have left the Nine Stars Flying Palace to die without authorization, and then accidentally killed himself." Shi Lan asked cautiously with a bitter face, "Master, from now on, the disciple..."

"It is the master's natal magic weapon... now it is the original spirit of the natal spiritual weapon. If there is no accident, you will be in the state of being a teacher in the future. If you die as a teacher, you will die again. The second is that the soul flies away, and there is no day of reincarnation."

Shi Lan thought for a while: "That is to say, I am the Wanfa Spear now?"

"After re-sacrificing, it will be called the Wuji Liuhe Spear."

Shi Lanwei slandered inwardly, this sounds like some kind of lottery that can win a lottery with just one draw, which is a bit inferior.

"Wait, master!" Shi Lanwei suddenly thought of a question that he had thought about carefully and feared, and asked with a pale face, "Will the disciple be shot from the muzzle of the gun in all martial arts fights from that day on?!"

"……Ha ha."

"Hehe, what do you mean! Don't avoid my question!" Shi Lanwei became mad.

"It depends on the mood of the teacher." Gu Mingfei threw down an irresponsible answer, feeling inexplicably happy to have found the place.Even if you are a die-hard fan, you can't always indulge the author, this tortured little goblin.

Shi Lanwei looked at him with despair, and threatened viciously: "I won't fill in the hole again!"

Hearing the sound of "huh", Shi Lanwei uncontrollably returned to Gu Mingfei's sea of ​​consciousness, and was sucked into the conch without hesitation.

"Good apprentice, let's reflect for a while in the prehistoric spirit shell, and let you out after you leave the customs as a teacher. You will hand in the manuscript with one hand and release the other with the other."

Shi Lanwei stared blankly at the enhanced version of the Great Desolation Spirit Shell Little Black House, almost bursting into tears.

From human to ghost to weapon spirit, he rushed to the street to re-clean the points three times, and changed the race three times, but he still did not get rid of the fate of filling the pit. Is this the curse of the avenue?

I'm so tired, I don't want to write anymore.

One of the most frustrating decisions in his three lifetimes was - to be an author.

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#If Gu Mingfei posted a post showing off on Wanjietongshi#

[[Show off] My tool spirit is updated every day, and there are massive updates every time I go out, I can't be happier! 】

0L: And it’s cute, are you envious?hehe.

1L: Damn it, look at his weapon spirit!

2L: I'm so tired. I'm so tired when I see my family eating and drinking every day waiting to die and become fat like a bear. I'm so tired. I will never love again.

3L: The host looks at me!Ask for the secret of warming and nourishing this spirit!Do you want to read stories to it every day that has not yet produced a spirit?Or set an example and change three thousand times a day?

4L: Believe me upstairs, the price for you to lead by example is that your spirit is waiting for you to update every day, and if you don’t update, you will cry and cry.

5L: After becoming a half-step golden fairy, I was bored, so I forged countless magical weapons and spiritual weapons. After more than half of the time, eight of them survived the catastrophe and became magic weapons and produced Yuanling. Now they make two tables to play mahjong, and none of them Draw me a cute little yellow rabbit...I'm so tired, I really want to kill these scumbags with a thunderbolt.

6L: Why do you want them to know what Mahjong is... Yu Yutian's three major cults, Mahjong, Poetry Club, and Ten Thousand Worlds Tongshi, are not allowed to get involved in any of them!

7L: Upstairs said it as if he was not using Myriad Realms to reply to the post. “_￣By the way, what is the Poetry Club?

8L: The seventh floor is so pure, doesn't it even know about the Poetry Club?

9L: Tell me quickly, don't be impatient, what exactly is the Poetry Club?

10L: It is an activity where a group of young and beautiful female monks gather together to barbecue and stew meat, appreciate new masterpieces, talk about life ideals and anecdotes about seniors.

11L: Isn't that great?

12L: ...naive.

13L: Naive +1

14L: Naive +2

15L: Have you ever heard of Wenxiu real person?

16L: Who is that?Never heard of it!

17L: Immortal Yangshen of a certain sect in this great world, the initiator of the once-in-a-century Wenxiu Poetry Association, according to legend, this senior was young and frivolous, because his poems implied that the real Jiuling was a pedophile and liked to play and cultivate, so he was Master Jiuling drew his sword and chased him for thirty thousand miles, almost dying.From then on, I suddenly realized that strength is the last word, and I broke through the universal knowledge of all worlds to retreat and practice hard, and finally became a generation of Yangshen Daoist. Since then, I have been writing poems, writing articles, and arranging gossip all day long.

18L: I remember that Master Jiuling and his apprentice Mu Yunzi have double cultivation?In that case, real Wenxiu was right.

19L: Getting angry from embarrassment, you understand hehe.

20L: I understand, I understand, haha.

21L: But I still don't understand what's wrong with Wen Xiuzhen.Isn't it inspirational?Self-explosive general knowledge of all worlds, what a boldness!I am too old.

22L: Wenxiu Zhenren once said that "the forbearance at this moment is for the sake of unscrupulousness in the future", you understand.

23L: Σ(っ°Д°;) っUpstairs, I don't understand!

24L: Be good, go to the Wenxiu Poetry Club. If it’s convenient, bring me a picture album of Zhiling Zhenren. I can’t buy it every time. It’s cut in seconds as soon as it’s on the shelves. Second-hand ones are so expensive that I can’t afford them. I’m tired like.

25L: OK.

26L: Don't open it to read it.

27L: Hey, hey, is there anyone else who cares about the poster, the poster is showing off!How dare you crook the building if you don't burn him down!

28L: Huh, I'm sorry, sir, is it true that your weapon spirit is not for sale?Even the magic weapon and Yuanling are transferred to me, buy it at a high price!

29L: I also want a little Qiling who can write!My family's Qi Ling knows nothing but being cute, but it's still quite cute...

30L: Upstairs is also a show off party, shameful!If you don't show off, you will die!