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Chapter 136 Extra Story, Some Follow-Ups
In a blink of an eye, it is another year of Wenxiu Poetry Fair.Master Wenxiu finally narrowly escaped the second catastrophe, and once again he is a hero who went to sweep up the books she had left behind in retreat for hundreds of years. Master Zhiling sympathized with the pain of the little sister's retreat and charged her an extra copy Benzi was so moved that real Wenxiu almost agreed with him on the spot.
As for Shi Lanwei being so aware of this, of course, it was because, as a person who opened a hole every time it was bloody, how could real Wenxiu let it go so easily.
"Poetry Friends Club, do you have an appointment?" Wen Xiuzhen came excitedly to find fellow Taoists who went to the Poetry Club.
"No! I don't want to wear women's clothes anymore!" Shi Lanwei naturally refused in a hurry, recalling the tragedy of the year.
"Then...as the initiator, the slave family will give you the privilege of not wearing women's clothing?" Zhenren Wenxiu had no choice but to back down a step.
"No! I don't want to be watched by a group of strange nuns!"
"What is the Poetry Club...?" Zhiwei asked confusedly.As a high school student who doesn't like surfing the Internet and his daily hobby is studying or taking exams, he can't speak ten words with female nuns of the same age. It's normal that he has never heard of poetry clubs.
"It's better for Junior Sister not to know." Taihao obviously understood, and said to Zhiwei earnestly.
"Oh." Zhiwei doesn't seem to be interested in this, he is really a good and reassuring apprentice.
Wenxiu, who was rejected by the shrimp monster, still did not give up. Before being swept out of the house, Shi Lanwei tried hard to persuade him: "I have read the book list for this poetry club, and there is one that I have admired for a long time that draws you and Gu Xuan." This book is really great! Do you really don’t want it!”
"... Where on earth did you get the confidence to think that I would be interested in this kind of thing?!" Shi Lanwei asked coldly, crossing his arms.
Master Wenxiu looked at him with contempt: "You really haven't seen it?"
"...No!" Shi Lanwei paused suspiciously.
Wenxiu sneered: "You and your master are so funny. As the leader of the 'evil organization' that sells books in the stock market all the year round, do you really think I can't recognize where the delivery address of the book is?"
"..." Damn, I forgot that there is still this!Why would you want to buy Wenxiu's real book at such a low price!He just wants to know what the public thinks of him!Did she think he would read through such a blind thing honestly!
"Besides, we're going to buy one copy each, so why not just share the book list." Master Wenxiu said with a chuckle.
"..." No wonder the master's way of tossing him has developed by leaps and bounds. It turned out that it was all these little pornographic books!Can you still double repair happily? !There must be another anti-pornography operation!
Taihao, who seemed to have heard something he shouldn't have heard, felt embarrassed. In order not to hear more secrets that he shouldn't have heard, he pulled up the two junior sisters curiously: "Really, Master, I will take the junior sister Go to Wen Yuanhai to find some information, the exam is going to be tomorrow, excuse me."
When Taihao and Zhiwei left, real Wenxiu crossed his arms and looked at Shi Lanwei condescendingly: "So, do you want an appointment?"
"……about."
Forcing a good prostitute!
&&&
Fortunately, Shi Lanwei is no longer just a poor little boy who was dragged to the Poetry Club in women's clothes by real Wenxiu. Now he finally has the right to go in in men's clothes, which is really gratifying.
The nuns who came to the poetry club didn't care what he was wearing—maybe they thought it would be better if he didn't wear any—and enthusiastically lined up to ask for his autograph.
"Mr. Yanhuang, is it true that "Change Road to Immortal Journey" will not be written as a sequel? It will become popular, trust me!"
"I don't have any plans for now. Doesn't the new pit look good?"
"Okay, okay, write, write, write!"
The brainless fan left contentedly.
"Okay, next one."
"Big~~~Xinkeng is great~~~ Can you write more stories about the main character going back to the era of Taoist Yujing!!! I love Taoist Yujing the most!"
"Be careful of the flying swords outside the sky. Alright, next one."
The nympho fan left dejectedly.
"Sir, please accept my worship!"
"...This fellow Taoist, why do you have to do such a big gift?"
"Thank you sir and Master Gu Xuan for inspiring me and making me have the courage to confess my love to Master, he accepted me, thank you sir!"
"...Friend Daoist, you don't feel out of place in your women's clothing. I really didn't notice it just now. I'll sign for you guys forever, next one."
The gay guy who recognized himself took his autograph and left.
"Let's sign your name!"
"...I seem to have seen you several times."
"Oh, you must have read it wrong."
"No, I'm pretty sure."
"Oh oh oh, my sister looks a lot like me, so you may have misremembered, I have eight younger sisters. Hurry up and sign your name."
"...Get your signature, you don't have a ninth sister, do you?"
"whee."
The nuns who repeatedly lined up to get their autographs left.
"Mr. Yanhuang, hello."
"Hello."
"A date?"
"No, thank you, I have a Taoist companion."
"Oh...then sign it."
Readers who failed to make an appointment with [beep——] retreated quickly and left.
After the whole poetry club, the other stall owners sold out early to close their stalls, only Shi Lanwei had an endless queue in front of him, and he found out in despair that if he didn't sign an autograph for every fellow daoist who came to participate today, he wouldn't even think about it. Got out alive.
That's great, his pen name is only Yanhuang. If he is called the shrimp monster who loves diving, he will probably regret signing one: the blood and tears when signing today are all due to the water in his head when he took the pen name back then!
By the time Shi Lanwei signed the names of all the readers who wanted to sign, he no longer wanted to see his own name, and sat in the pavilion watching the bustling female nuns who were busy changing notebooks, while a big Chatted with Wenxiu Zhenren and others.
"Fellow Daoist Meilu's new book! It's great! Since she participated in the double cultivation ceremony of the two, she has focused on drawing the books of Master Gu Xuan and Mr. Yanhuang. Our official side has a strong new force!" Wen Xiu said. Touching the real person Zhiling's sleeve, he said excitedly, "Let those heretics cry and faint at the door! Hahahahaha! Matching with the official pinch, this is death!"
Hey, the person in question is still sitting next to him, can't you restrain yourself?Shi Lan looked sideways at Wen Xiuzhen and others who were so excited that they were paired up, with mixed emotions in their hearts.
"Sister, don't get excited. If you are overheard by Xiao Xiaochao with ulterior motives, she will hang up on the wall of Universal Knowledge in a short time. What [Tree Hole] claims to be the official match? The two big bosses sneered at the other pairs, saying that they were in harmony with the official match. Matching in the first battle is all about death, is it so unfair for unpopular pairings?" Zhi Ling said, pretending to wipe away tears that don't exist, "Hey, these days, official matches have to clamp their tails Be human. Let’s not be too nervous outside, at worst, we will set up a discussion group later, and let’s laugh at them in the group.”
Shi Lan squinted at these two people, as if he had a new understanding of the bloody world of these female nuns.
"Oh, this is a good book, you can read it." The real Wen Xiu, who was flipping through the book quickly, threw a jade slip to Shi Lanwei.
He was speechless for a moment: "The public is clear about the world, do you want me to open a jade slip with violent content so innocently to see how I was pushed down?"
Master Wenxiu smiled: "Then why don't you take it back and watch it with Master?"
"..." Shi Lan slightly sweetened his throat.As a well-known homosexual, is he so devoid of human rights?
Now he understands the real Jiuling who chased and killed real Wenxiu for [-] miles in anger.
Master Zhiling looked at him sympathetically, and comforted him: "Think about the ancestor of Yin Yang, your book is less than one ten-thousandth of his. Don't worry, as the ancestor of Taoism, he can feel it whenever anyone thinks of him. Come on, do you feel it?"
Shi Lanwei felt it carefully, every day, the content of this and that kind of yin and yang dao ancestors would be aroused in the minds of countless people.
Well, much happier.
The author has something to say:
PS: There is an interesting setting in Mieyun, as I said before, the level of Daozu can feel that others think of him, so everyone’s brain hole Daozu is also very hard, because Daozu knows everything.
This feeling is probably like opening Weibo every day and seeing millions of @ and the content is all about his little yellow mosquito, little yellow rabbit, little yellow brain hole... The more I talk about it, the more I feel that Daozu is a bit pitiful XDDDD
As for Shi Lanwei being so aware of this, of course, it was because, as a person who opened a hole every time it was bloody, how could real Wenxiu let it go so easily.
"Poetry Friends Club, do you have an appointment?" Wen Xiuzhen came excitedly to find fellow Taoists who went to the Poetry Club.
"No! I don't want to wear women's clothes anymore!" Shi Lanwei naturally refused in a hurry, recalling the tragedy of the year.
"Then...as the initiator, the slave family will give you the privilege of not wearing women's clothing?" Zhenren Wenxiu had no choice but to back down a step.
"No! I don't want to be watched by a group of strange nuns!"
"What is the Poetry Club...?" Zhiwei asked confusedly.As a high school student who doesn't like surfing the Internet and his daily hobby is studying or taking exams, he can't speak ten words with female nuns of the same age. It's normal that he has never heard of poetry clubs.
"It's better for Junior Sister not to know." Taihao obviously understood, and said to Zhiwei earnestly.
"Oh." Zhiwei doesn't seem to be interested in this, he is really a good and reassuring apprentice.
Wenxiu, who was rejected by the shrimp monster, still did not give up. Before being swept out of the house, Shi Lanwei tried hard to persuade him: "I have read the book list for this poetry club, and there is one that I have admired for a long time that draws you and Gu Xuan." This book is really great! Do you really don’t want it!”
"... Where on earth did you get the confidence to think that I would be interested in this kind of thing?!" Shi Lanwei asked coldly, crossing his arms.
Master Wenxiu looked at him with contempt: "You really haven't seen it?"
"...No!" Shi Lanwei paused suspiciously.
Wenxiu sneered: "You and your master are so funny. As the leader of the 'evil organization' that sells books in the stock market all the year round, do you really think I can't recognize where the delivery address of the book is?"
"..." Damn, I forgot that there is still this!Why would you want to buy Wenxiu's real book at such a low price!He just wants to know what the public thinks of him!Did she think he would read through such a blind thing honestly!
"Besides, we're going to buy one copy each, so why not just share the book list." Master Wenxiu said with a chuckle.
"..." No wonder the master's way of tossing him has developed by leaps and bounds. It turned out that it was all these little pornographic books!Can you still double repair happily? !There must be another anti-pornography operation!
Taihao, who seemed to have heard something he shouldn't have heard, felt embarrassed. In order not to hear more secrets that he shouldn't have heard, he pulled up the two junior sisters curiously: "Really, Master, I will take the junior sister Go to Wen Yuanhai to find some information, the exam is going to be tomorrow, excuse me."
When Taihao and Zhiwei left, real Wenxiu crossed his arms and looked at Shi Lanwei condescendingly: "So, do you want an appointment?"
"……about."
Forcing a good prostitute!
&&&
Fortunately, Shi Lanwei is no longer just a poor little boy who was dragged to the Poetry Club in women's clothes by real Wenxiu. Now he finally has the right to go in in men's clothes, which is really gratifying.
The nuns who came to the poetry club didn't care what he was wearing—maybe they thought it would be better if he didn't wear any—and enthusiastically lined up to ask for his autograph.
"Mr. Yanhuang, is it true that "Change Road to Immortal Journey" will not be written as a sequel? It will become popular, trust me!"
"I don't have any plans for now. Doesn't the new pit look good?"
"Okay, okay, write, write, write!"
The brainless fan left contentedly.
"Okay, next one."
"Big~~~Xinkeng is great~~~ Can you write more stories about the main character going back to the era of Taoist Yujing!!! I love Taoist Yujing the most!"
"Be careful of the flying swords outside the sky. Alright, next one."
The nympho fan left dejectedly.
"Sir, please accept my worship!"
"...This fellow Taoist, why do you have to do such a big gift?"
"Thank you sir and Master Gu Xuan for inspiring me and making me have the courage to confess my love to Master, he accepted me, thank you sir!"
"...Friend Daoist, you don't feel out of place in your women's clothing. I really didn't notice it just now. I'll sign for you guys forever, next one."
The gay guy who recognized himself took his autograph and left.
"Let's sign your name!"
"...I seem to have seen you several times."
"Oh, you must have read it wrong."
"No, I'm pretty sure."
"Oh oh oh, my sister looks a lot like me, so you may have misremembered, I have eight younger sisters. Hurry up and sign your name."
"...Get your signature, you don't have a ninth sister, do you?"
"whee."
The nuns who repeatedly lined up to get their autographs left.
"Mr. Yanhuang, hello."
"Hello."
"A date?"
"No, thank you, I have a Taoist companion."
"Oh...then sign it."
Readers who failed to make an appointment with [beep——] retreated quickly and left.
After the whole poetry club, the other stall owners sold out early to close their stalls, only Shi Lanwei had an endless queue in front of him, and he found out in despair that if he didn't sign an autograph for every fellow daoist who came to participate today, he wouldn't even think about it. Got out alive.
That's great, his pen name is only Yanhuang. If he is called the shrimp monster who loves diving, he will probably regret signing one: the blood and tears when signing today are all due to the water in his head when he took the pen name back then!
By the time Shi Lanwei signed the names of all the readers who wanted to sign, he no longer wanted to see his own name, and sat in the pavilion watching the bustling female nuns who were busy changing notebooks, while a big Chatted with Wenxiu Zhenren and others.
"Fellow Daoist Meilu's new book! It's great! Since she participated in the double cultivation ceremony of the two, she has focused on drawing the books of Master Gu Xuan and Mr. Yanhuang. Our official side has a strong new force!" Wen Xiu said. Touching the real person Zhiling's sleeve, he said excitedly, "Let those heretics cry and faint at the door! Hahahahaha! Matching with the official pinch, this is death!"
Hey, the person in question is still sitting next to him, can't you restrain yourself?Shi Lan looked sideways at Wen Xiuzhen and others who were so excited that they were paired up, with mixed emotions in their hearts.
"Sister, don't get excited. If you are overheard by Xiao Xiaochao with ulterior motives, she will hang up on the wall of Universal Knowledge in a short time. What [Tree Hole] claims to be the official match? The two big bosses sneered at the other pairs, saying that they were in harmony with the official match. Matching in the first battle is all about death, is it so unfair for unpopular pairings?" Zhi Ling said, pretending to wipe away tears that don't exist, "Hey, these days, official matches have to clamp their tails Be human. Let’s not be too nervous outside, at worst, we will set up a discussion group later, and let’s laugh at them in the group.”
Shi Lan squinted at these two people, as if he had a new understanding of the bloody world of these female nuns.
"Oh, this is a good book, you can read it." The real Wen Xiu, who was flipping through the book quickly, threw a jade slip to Shi Lanwei.
He was speechless for a moment: "The public is clear about the world, do you want me to open a jade slip with violent content so innocently to see how I was pushed down?"
Master Wenxiu smiled: "Then why don't you take it back and watch it with Master?"
"..." Shi Lan slightly sweetened his throat.As a well-known homosexual, is he so devoid of human rights?
Now he understands the real Jiuling who chased and killed real Wenxiu for [-] miles in anger.
Master Zhiling looked at him sympathetically, and comforted him: "Think about the ancestor of Yin Yang, your book is less than one ten-thousandth of his. Don't worry, as the ancestor of Taoism, he can feel it whenever anyone thinks of him. Come on, do you feel it?"
Shi Lanwei felt it carefully, every day, the content of this and that kind of yin and yang dao ancestors would be aroused in the minds of countless people.
Well, much happier.
The author has something to say:
PS: There is an interesting setting in Mieyun, as I said before, the level of Daozu can feel that others think of him, so everyone’s brain hole Daozu is also very hard, because Daozu knows everything.
This feeling is probably like opening Weibo every day and seeing millions of @ and the content is all about his little yellow mosquito, little yellow rabbit, little yellow brain hole... The more I talk about it, the more I feel that Daozu is a bit pitiful XDDDD
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