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#One post of Wanjie Tongshi#

[[I wish] millions of years, my carp and Faqin have finally been found]

0L: It's also interesting to say.Millions of years ago, there were many red carps in the pond of my dojo, and I often played the piano and gave lectures by the pond.As a result, a white carp suddenly appeared in the pond one day.This white carp is extremely intelligent, and it turned into a white dragon, lying on the edge of the pool all day listening to the sermon and the piano. It also realized swordsmanship from the rotation of the sun, moon and stars, and transformed into a human form to enter the gate of swordsmanship.

After a long time, my Faqin also gave birth to Yuan Ling, and I had a very happy conversation with that white carp.Occasionally when I passed by, I would see two people sitting side by side by the pool and whispering.I knew in my heart that the two of them had mutual admiration, and I also intended to fulfill it, but I was worried about the two of them, so I became more and more stern, and wanted to test it.

Unexpectedly, it was too harsh, so that the two of them thought that I wanted to separate them, so they eloped and reincarnated while I was out visiting friends.

After introspection, I felt that I probably did something wrong, but I was not in a hurry to find the two of them back, but observed silently.The two have reincarnated for hundreds of generations, but they never met again and again. Even if they met, there was no chance for both of them to be human. After a million years, I changed their marriage slightly, and finally made them meet again. They really fell in love at first sight.Ha, the white carp has been pretending not to care, but it has been peeking at my faqin from the first sight.My Faqin is also a rascal, she only knew how to run after her, and foolishly said that she wanted to be good friends with her.

If you want to be a Taoist companion, just say so, what kind of friends are you talking about?

Later, Bai Li died young, and Faqin was depressed for hundreds of years, and finally passed away.I thought this test was too long, so I took the two of them back.

Now that they have all been found, the two of them were trained so hard by me that they honestly admitted their mistakes.I have accepted two people as registered disciples, and they are practicing diligently now.Well, when we reach the Yuanshen realm, I will allow the two to get married.

I am in a good mood today, and those who reply will randomly draw [-] floors to get a mysterious gift certificate.No need to leave the address, the landlord will figure out the courier by himself.

1L: A million years... The landlord, please accept my respect!

2L: The landlord, you... you are horrified when you think about it carefully.

3L: As expected of you, you don't even bother to put on a vest when posting!

4L: I worship this great man!

5L: The big Faqin and the white carp are both cute!Big and cute!There is a good ending, praise and praise!

6L: Envious of the original poster, I have a few magic tools with Yuanling. I drink and brag all day long, and I don’t do business properly. Everyone is a big guy with weird looks.Why are the host's magical artifacts and spiritual pets so cute, and why are they still lilies? I'm so envious!

7L: Calm down, my magic tool writes little yellow mosquitoes all day long, and now it seems to be the master of all heavens and myriad worlds. Every day, there are strange female cultivators crying and begging for meat in various pairs and poses under her text, and To give her a baby.I feel ashamed to take her out to level up!Because she always laughs suddenly hey hey hey!The joke is very strange!Heart tired.

8L: Can write the magic weapon of the little yellow mosquito! ! !Give me a dozen of such instruments! ! !Never worry about running out of meat again! ! !Seventh brother must be an upright male cultivator, it's too wasteful to allocate your magic weapon to you! ! !

9L: After my spiritual pet has a human form, she shows off her beauty and seduces male cultivators every day... Damn, can you be more reserved as a boy!So angry!Don't go around every day and hook up with a male cultivator who shouldn't be hooked up and come to me for help!Master, I am also embarrassed!Everyone will look at me with strange eyes!

10L: Every time when spiritual pets and magic tools are discussed, everyone is full of complaints.By the way, fellow daoist upstairs, why don't you take down that naughty spiritual pet of yours?No worries anymore.

11L: The ancestor of Yin and Yang Dao is the winner in life, the master is a gentleman, the apprentices are a few lolita, and although the magic weapon is a monkey, it can also become a beautiful girl.How can there be such a hateful winner in life in our universe!angry!He must be hanged in front of his door in protest!

12L: The landlord beat me so much, I want a mysterious lottery ticket.

13L: My Magical Artifact is now a painter with a bigger touch than me (*′?`*), the drawing book was sold out in one go, and the kind that was chased and stopped for autographs at poetry clubs.I am so proud to be the owner!

14L: Like Lily.

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1390L: Why do you all seem to understand it very well!Who is the landlord?

1391L: A million years ago, I wanted to go to a certain master to listen to the sermon, but I heard that the master postponed the sermon because he lost his spiritual pet and was eager to find his beloved magic weapon.Terrified of my good memory.It turns out that Da Da also has a general knowledge of all worlds?

1392L: The one upstairs is also a big one!Millions of years, at least half a step of Golden Immortal!Or is it an innate spirit treasure with a long lifespan?

1393L: You don't even need to leave the address, it all depends on calculations, and the Daozu of Hetu is nothing more than that!The landlord is indeed a generation!

1394L: Hetu is far worse than the host, you have poor eyesight upstairs.Can Daozu and the Lord of Creation be compared?

1395L: The creation of this universe can only be counted with one hand... Kneeling down under the post with a plop, the host begs for apprentices!I can sell cuteness, warm the bed, and write cute lily essays, the landlord will accept me!

1396L: It's the first time that I'm so close to a big one!Give me a chance to kneel and lick, woo woo woo, I have never seen such a high-level monk in my life!

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3001L: The lottery draw ends for this building, and the lottery draws for the floors above have already been completed. Bai Li and Faqin are filling out the delivery form, everyone, please wait for the delivery.Welcome fellow daoists who have won the lottery to come and watch my white carp and Faqin, this pair is really amazing.

3002L: I'm very close to the host!

3003L: Wow, I won the lottery! ! !

3004L: A flying sword was stuck half an inch above my head, scaring the shit out of me!

3005L: Why so fast!Half-step Jinxian Express is not so fast!

3006L: Crying and crying for not being drawn.

3007L: The express delivery of the master of good fortune is really fast... I call on the group of tortoise express delivery who have only arrived in a year to learn from the owner.

3008L: I haven't received the courier yet, so I didn't win the lottery?

3009L: Huh, huh, beat me, give me a chance to pay my respects to Lily!

3010L: I beg the fellow daoists who went to live broadcast what I have seen and heard!Let me meet the legendary Shufen Kuai!

3011L: Ah, I remembered that I have a courier. I filled in the address of the Zongmen’s collection point in order to prevent distraction, so hurry to pick it up now, la la la la~

3012L: Received, there is a piece of paper besides the gift certificate on Feijian: fill in the pits well, and you can still be a human being.Wait...wait, did the landlord actually see my pitfalls?Frightened, frightened, frightened!The little ones are going to fill in the pits!

3013L: The poster actually reads the text too... I feel that the legend about the Daozu of Hetu and the Daozu of Yinyang who not only read but also wrote articles seems to have become a lot more believable.

3014L: Upstairs, imagine that one day you can wipe out a whole world with your hands without decay or calamity. A monk can create a world by rubbing his feet. What fun is there in your life besides practicing?Gotta have some fun for myself.In addition, I always feel that the group of people who write well, draw well, and make good movies are also very lucky, and often someone will give him a hand when they rush to the street.​​​​​

3015L: What!There is such a thing!Is it too late to practice writing and drawing skill points now?

3016L: I found out earlier →_→, my senior sister has been trying to die everywhere so far and she has survived. She even said triumphantly that as long as she doesn’t get overwhelmed and go to a duel with Daozu, she won’t die.When her lifespan was almost exhausted, someone Feijian gave her a life-prolonging pill, saying that Ping Yikeng would give her one.Cried out jealously.Curse her being caught and locked in a small black room and forced to fill in the pit every day!

3017L: "I was arrested and locked up in a small black room and forced to fill in the hole every day." Isn't this the well-known person who doesn't have a big personality?And then married the murderer, that's it!

3018L: Received the gift certificate, thank you to the host.

3019L: Got it! ! !The landlord goddess is waiting for me! ! !

The author has something to say: PS: I actually thought about this ending a long time ago. Immortal Fairy Tianmiao said that she originally went to Taoist Taisu to listen to the sermon, but the Taoist lost her magic weapon and spiritual pet. She postponed preaching because she was looking for it, so she came to Huaxuan Great World to preach.Alright, I finally heed the Lily matter, isn’t my brain a big hole XD