gossip comprehension world

#基情具满的双修复头儿儿can’t be written, let’s all watch the master’s eating methods of shrimp monsters in your own mind#

#open an interesting IF brain hole today#

——If the master and the shrimp monster didn't take off their clothes, they had purely cultivated both gods and friends for several years.Finally one day, the shrimp monster felt that he couldn't bear it anymore!So he went to the Ten Thousand Realms Tongshi Tree Hole.

[[Tree Hole] We have been a Taoist couple for ten years, and we are still virgins. I ask fellow Taoists passing by for advice on what to do! 】

0L: The situation is like the title, my Taoist partner seems to have no concept of sex at all!He seems to think that Shuangxiu is so good at it!Although it is cool to have such a good relationship, but I still feel that it is not good enough!How to do_(:3"∠)_

1L: You guys continue to have a good relationship, you can find another gay friend to end your first brother career in the flesh (don’t believe it

2L: Don't you (lie) me, the host, now that the information is so developed these days, there are monks who don't know how to have sex?You must be kidding me!

3L: It is identified that the host is Lake Green.

4L: Hey, isn't this easy?Find something yellow and show it to your Taoist partner, and you will live a happy life from now on.But if your Taoist companion is frigid, then I will light a [candle] for you in advance

5L: Hey hey!Isn't double cultivation a divine friendship?Is there any other way?What is papapa? !

6L: Onlookers watching the innocent monks living upstairs.

7L: There is such an innocent Taoist friend on the second floor, so cute, he must be a boy, are you interested in leaving a contact information?Bao taught me what sex is.

8L: Seeing the fifth floor, I was surprised how important the compulsory course of physiological knowledge in our school is!If you think about it, the age of starting to cultivate is much earlier now. Many seven or eight-year-old lolis are living a clean life as soon as they start. If they don't like surfing the Internet, they really don't know what sex is.

9L: At the age of ten, he was in the state of nourishing Qi, and he started to learn about ten thousand worlds. He strayed into the base camp of female cultivators, and was frightened out of his wits by the bold and unrestrained little yellow rabbits. But once he accepted this setting, it seemed very interesting!Since then, he has embarked on the road of no return to watching others engage in radical activities.I think my experience can represent a lot of female nunsˊ_>ˋ

10L: Landlord, as long as you bravely peel off the clothes of your Taoist companion, and then go up with the gun, he will naturally understand.

11L: ...Hey, fellow daoist upstairs, you see, the host jumped up in various emergencies without even raising a gun. If it's done properly, it's not the type that can overthrow his fellow daoist.Or take off your clothes to seduce your Taoist partner, good luck.

12L: ——The host’s Taoist companion saw the naked host, and silently put on clothes for him: “Although monks are not afraid of the cold and heat, it’s indecent to be naked, next time you can dress yourself.” (This is really a sad story. story hahahahahahahaha)

13L: Wow, sir, your Taoist companion must be a rare straight man!take care of it!

14L: The friends upstairs are not kind, but the host is a gay!The worst thing is to love straight, and Shuangxiu didn't have sex.

15L: Do you love the landlord? Would you like to show your Taoist couple some little yellow elephants, rabbits, and mosquitoes?Maybe he just had an epiphany.

16L: I am the host, thank you for your suggestions, I decided to go to the Wenxiu Poetry Fair to buy some books about me and Taoist couple, he might think it is very strange... because his role positioning in the books is always very strange, especially inappropriate His own personality ==

17L: ……………

18L: ……………

19L: I'm going to see what are the matching pairs at this year's Wenxiu Poetry Fair.

20L: The host's IQ is too stupid to be ridiculed.

21L: Let me count how much personal information was left out in the few words of the poster: The monks in this big world are both men, and they have just been married for ten years. This book is a bit different, the characters in this book are very deviated... I just can't bear to think about it anymore!This is a name that is about to come out!

22L: Thinking carefully is terrifying!

23L: Covering her face in pain, it's impossible for my [ ] to be so cute.

24L: There are a lot of notebooks. Could it be Jiuling Daoist and Senior Muyunzi?That's not right, the year doesn't match, these two have practiced together for many years!

25L: It's not that Ling Xiao Jianzong's two shows are fast, upstairs, you can think back to the bloodiest couple in the past ten years!The pair that blinded countless people's eyes!

26L: It turns out that 【】Da Dao and his Taoist couple are not very sexually happy? !Daddy, you are about to dump your Taoist partner, come with me!Even though I'm not gay, I can get hard for you!

27L: Upstairs morality is lost.

28L: [] Big "straight man" fans have a gay heart, I understand, well, stop pretending, and face up to the little beast in your heart that wants to be gay!It's not shameful hahahaha!

29L: [] Big fans are the most unscrupulous group of monks I have ever seen...

30L: What, so it turns out that this couple isn't the evil, crazy, loving wife, the obscene demon Gong, and the naturally stupid, fake mother-faced cuteness? !He began to cry, did he turn out to be an abstinent straight male attacking and dissatisfied with his desires?woo woo woo woo.

31L: Recalling [] Dada's glorious deed of showing affection and losing his cassock on Weibo back then... Was Dada originally from the stupid and cute department?

32L: I wish [] a very happy sex as soon as possible.

33L: Back in the day [] Da Da and his Taoist couple were "burned" on the fire pillar of the God of Heaven, and it has been ten years in a blink of an eye...

34L: 【】Where is your new hole＃＿＝

[Because the landlord applied to delete the post, this building has been locked and is waiting to be deleted—the administrator who was crying stupidly by the landlord left a message: Cover the cassock, and wear it and cherish it]