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The tour of the Taotie Great World is not short, nor is it long.

Especially for a real person and a true monarch, it would take a thousand years to retreat at every turn, and a few hundred years is really a snap of the fingers.

That's why Wen Xiu, who was staying behind in Wen Yuanhai, was really taken aback when he saw the two masters and apprentices, and then exclaimed: "I haven't finished drawing the slave's notebook yet, why are you back here!"

Shi Lanwei couldn't laugh or cry, he hadn't seen him for many years, this real Wenxiu was still stubborn, it was estimated that there was no hope of surviving the second catastrophe.

Immortal Wenxiu was immediately immersed in the grief of "time is rushing, the book needs a window", and sighed for a long time before asking about the experience of the two in the Taotie World. She also knew that there were many things about it that could not be disclosed, so she just asked superficially. some.

"It's strange to say that the owner of that land boundary will help you to update the text simultaneously. No wonder the update has been as usual these years. Hey, my son doesn't know something. Your "Learning to Prove the Tao" can trap the monks. What a tragedy." Wenxiu Daoist said, holding his forehead with a look of great pain.

— Blame me?Shi Lanwei innocently turned his face away and winked at the master, and spread his hands to show his innocence.

Gu Mingfei naturally knew how this article had deceived the cultivators of all heavens and myriad realms, and the corners of his mouth twitched, silently rejoicing that he had become a primordial spirit and no longer needed to be tortured by that "examination".

"As for our Youxian Palace, we are not those small sects who like to follow suit, but Kunyang Zhenjun reckons that it is the failure of Dao heart, and his mood changes every day. Compared with the girl who came to Yuexin, he can do it suddenly. It is said that it is going to be a pilot program, and a group of newly recruited disciples will be selected for special training. They are talking about special training, but in fact it is an exam. There is one test in three days and one test in five days. The new disciples are miserable. It’s advancing by leaps and bounds, and you’re proficient in miscellaneous studies. It’s more than ten streets away from other disciples... Now it’s all right, maybe it’s going to be promoted on a large scale, Mr. Shi, you’re afraid you’ll be tricked by people all day long.” Wenxiu said. He covered his face with his sleeves and smiled gloatingly.

"..." I'm just writing a book, as for that!Shi Lanwei wailed inwardly, worrying about his future fate.

"The younger generation thinks this is inappropriate. Practice should be taught in accordance with their aptitude. If you blindly use exams to force you, you may worry about spoiling the growth." Gu Mingfei frowned.

- Well done Master!Shi Lanwei applauded Master in his heart.

Master Wenxiu smiled: "I have the same opinion as the slave family, but Zhenjun Kunyang can't listen to persuasion now. Hey, the decline of Taoist heart is really a headache. I can only hope that the secret method of crossing the catastrophe found by Zhenjun Kunyang will be useful. Let him sleep for a few years."

The three of them chatted for a few more words, and Gu Mingfei took his leave first, thinking about advising Venerable Qinru that he was safe and finding time to reshape Shi Lanwei's body.Daoist Wen Xiu did not leave him behind, and said goodbye to the two of them with a smile.

After the master and apprentice left, she sat down again, looked at the dots of fishing boats in Wenyuan Sea, lost herself in her own thoughts, and sighed quietly for a long time: "Finally, another soul appeared, but it's a pity that you can't see it." It's..."

——Silly girl, how can there be so many romantic things in this world.Love is fake, hatred is real, my life is really in vain.

Recalling what the man said to her at the time of parting, Wenxiu's various emotions could only be turned into a sigh.

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For Yuanshen Daoist, it is really easy to reshape the physical body, just pinch it easily.But in order to ensure the quality and quantity, Gu Mingfei went back to the cave first, took out the materials collected in the Taotie World, and reshaped the body for Shi Lanwei.

Shi Lanwei, who was used to having a body in the Taotie world, squeezed his flesh happily, and muttered: "Master, did you make me fat? I was thinner when I was in the gluttony world, right?" ?”

"That's just right." Gu Mingfei said solemnly.

Shi Lanwei groped, put his hand into his clothes, and touched his stomach: "No abdominal muscles, bad review!"

"..." You didn't have it in the first place, Gu Mingfei said so clearly in his eyes.

"Forget it, I should be grateful to Dafa if I eat and drink every day and don't grow a belly." Shi Lanwei said in a low voice, reluctantly accepting his new body.

"Let's go, follow me to see Master." Gu Mingfei said.

"Oh." Shi Lanwei thought that he had finally achieved Yuanshen Huihuaxuan, so he should report to Venerable Qinru to save her from worrying.

"She will handle the joint registration ceremony, and we have to discuss the specific matters with her." Gu Mingfei continued.

"..." Damn it, I even forgot that I'm getting married!

Shi Lanwei's expression suddenly became weird, looking at Gu Mingfei for a while, looking at the cave above his head for a while, and finally became dazed in front of Gu Mingfei, thinking about life.

Unexpectedly, I never expected that after coming to the cultivation universe, it would be extremely difficult to embark on the road of cultivation. I had to die many times before I reached the current level. Soak it in your hands.This life experience can also be called rich.

But when he thought of dual cultivation, he was still a little guilty, and he agreed when he first came out of the illusion, and now he came to his senses and felt that this was really embarrassing, but somehow still wanted to secretly go to Ten Thousand Realms The urge to post a post on Tongshi to ask for fire is very mixed.

Forget it, anyway, if you extend your head with a knife, if you shrink your head, it's also a knife. The sooner you get rid of his master, the better it will be!

Shi Lanwei, who made up his mind, glanced at his master, and the little yellow book that he had read at the Wenxiu Poetry Conference many years ago floated in his mind, and the bullet screen couldn't help floating in his mind: The night of double cultivation, Shi Lanwei and Gu Mingfei Back in the cave, they had just become Taoist couples, and both of them couldn't help themselves.At this time, Shi Lanwei suddenly untied his belt, smiled evilly and said: Master, just follow me.

...Holy shit, good thunder, this evil and crazy painting style is not quite right.

"What are you thinking?" Gu Mingfei couldn't help asking concerned when he saw the ever-changing expression on his face, even cold sweat dripping from his forehead.

"Hehe, it's nothing, hehe..." Shi Lan smiled dryly twice, wiping off his cold sweat.It doesn't matter, anyway, the boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridge, and the person is naturally curved when it reaches the bed. Don't worry, don't worry.

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#Long-lost Huaxuan World Myriad Realms General Knowledge#

[[Tucao] My favorite author's big brain is getting bigger and bigger, opening up a new universe with brain holes is just around the corner! 】

0L: I don’t name names, I think everyone can guess that many years ago, his writing was quite normal and cool, but in the past few hundred years, he seems to have been greatly stimulated, not only becoming more and more basic, but also more and more imaginative , These two books can't be complained about recently!Not only killing sisters everywhere to prove the Tao, but also causing the majority of monks to fall into demons... Well, that's right, it's about the exam...

Last month, Xiaobi in the door, I was invigilating the exam, and I saw dense lettering traces on the exam table. The content on it can be roughly summed up in one sentence: [Mosaic] Suffer death!The hatred of the exam is sworn!

Sorry for my beloved author.

1L: This kind of coding is meaningless...Yanhuang, isn’t it?

2L: Every now and then I see Yanhuang being hanged on the wall hahahaha, every time I see such a headline, I rush in and shout: Yanhuang suffers!

3L: I can't help but fall into deep thinking whether it is Yanhuang who "should" die, or Yanhuang who "should" die.

4L: The little girl is stunned, the sister/brother upstairs has a broad mind, do you have a book?

5L: Speaking of publishing the book, I saw All Yanhuang's book at the poetry club last time... It's so big that I can't bear to look directly at it.

6L: The person who failed the three exams yesterday resentfully got a negative score in Yanhuangwen, and was pinched out of the review section by a group of idiot fans, angry.

7L: Fellow daoists on the fifth floor hand over that notebook!

8L: Compared to this, I am more interested in Yanhuang's new trap. He registered a Huaxuan Weibo after traveling and said he wanted to write a novel with a heroine?Couldn't believe my eyes!

9L: On the same floor, I was stunned to see Yanhuang registered on Huaxuan Weibo. The first Weibo said that he was going to write a novel with a heroine. Yanhuang must have been taken away, or someone else Pretending to be registered and certified by Yanhuang?

10L: To have confidence in reviewers that impersonation registrations are unlikely.

11L: I have a bad premonition, will Yanhuang Juju really write about a heroine? Hey, hey, I don’t agree with it.

12L: After seeing that Weibo, my Taoist couple roared in the cave for three hours, feeling tired.

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812L: Hahahaha what is that thing you posted upstairs?

813L: (seriously) In the recent novels about women, and the new trends in the literature section, it’s always strange to see domineering heroines accepting male harems everywhere, and male harems are often softer and sweeter than flowers. The feeling of...uh.

814L: Ah, speaking of which, when is this Wenxiu Poetry Fair?

815L: Go back upstairs, seven years later, on August [-]th, let me tell you a rule, every Wenxiu poetry meeting is not long before the Zhonglushan Dharma meeting of Grandmaster Jindan.So don't be surprised to see some familiar faces at the Zhonglushan Dharma Conference...

816L: When I saw the upstairs, I remembered a flustered incident.Last time at the Zhonglu Mountain Ceremony, I saw that a senior of the Chongxiao School was actually the one who had a match with me at the poetry meeting. She even gave me a glare at the Fa conference, and I was scared to pee at that time, what if the senior ambushed in a place where I must pass, and then jumped out and beat me up when I passed by? ! ——Of course we became good friends later on.

817L: ……………………

818L: Burn?Do not burn?It's still burning ==#

819L: The fellow Taoist on the [-]th floor narrated an old story in a way of wanting to promote before suppressing, telling how she and a senior met at the Poetry Club and reunited at the Zhonglushan Dharma Assembly , and unexpectedly blinds the readers at the end.As evidenced by my literature test scores over the years, this fellow Taoist is not burning.

820L: I understand, you are here for Xiu Jiyou!