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Blue Star's crisis was resolved in this way, and the monks in Blue Star were rewarded more or less. Shi Lanwei was full of confidence and thought that he would definitely get the legendary artifact, but when the system rewarded him, it turned out to be only a mysterious It also comes with an explanation: Don't look at it as an "ordinary" jade photo, but it may be of wonderful use at certain times.

Very mysterious!Shi Lanwei stared blankly at the word "Jade Photo" on the card. Anyway, let's visualize it. Maybe it's a jade photo of a stunningly beautiful man... Hey, why is it a beautiful man?

Shi Lan trembled slightly, and mourned for a while for his completely hopeless sexual orientation.

Put your hand on the card to visualize it, and the card becomes a developed photo-not surprising, since the advent of mobile phone camera functions, photos have naturally been there, but...

Shi Lanwei was silent for a while, then suddenly picked up the photo and stomped on the ground, shouting: "My eyes, my eyes!!!"

It turned out to be a jade photo of a panda with heavy makeup! ! !The exaggerated makeup and the coquettish posture can make any monk who sees a mouthful of old blood.

Come out, developer, I promise not to beat you to death! ! !

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After the Blue Star crisis is over, the monks are not in a hurry to leave Blue Star. Lan Xiang is still drifting freely in the alien space. The students are dealing with the aftermath of this tragic war. Only Ge Wuliang is left, oh, and Lin Songdao and Venerable Mingji are also included.

The mortals of Blue Star stopped for a long time after they realized that a monk with the soul spirit could crush all their equipment. Now they pretended that there was no conflict between the two sides, obediently cleaned up the zombies inside, and devoted themselves to restoring the peace of Blue Star.

The monks also pretended that Jiu Sanren was still guarding here, and did not go out to provoke.

So all is well, as usual.

Oh no, there has to be change.After the mulch film was opened, Blue Star's counterfeit Ten Thousand Worlds Tongshi suddenly became useless, because everyone can happily go to the genuine Ten Thousand Worlds Tongshi again!

Shi Lanwei found that his old works had many unexplained comments:

"Killing my sister to prove Dafa is good!"

"Yanhuang is sincere and does not deceive me! Killing my sister to prove Dafa is good!"

"Looking at my watery Taoist sister for a long time, I don't want to kill her. It seems that my primordial spirit is hopeless."

"Come and watch the legendary Sister Killing Demonstration."

"I have learned, thank you, Yanhuang, for pointing out a path for us."

Shi Lanwei is at a loss, it is simply inexplicable, readers have seen him killing his sister before, and his tone of preaching is always complaining that he is not sympathetic/good job/killing a girl so hard must have been severely hurt by a girl, since then his sexual orientation and psychology have been distorted together fags, this is bullshit!He is obviously a natural cut sleeve who respects women and has never dated a girl!It's just that I like cool or domineering or natural or black-bellied female bosses, so I have to let the protagonist kill my sister to testify!

Besides, every time I see the girl in the text dies, I have to give a lot of rewards to the familiar robes, what right do I have to complain about his lack of pity and pity!This is just his alternative way of appreciating the opposite sex!

After the complaints were over, Shi Lanwei posted a microblog in a cold voice to prove that he had been missing for many days and was just going out to collect information.When opening a new pit, he encountered a particularly difficult problem, that is, what is the topic of the new pit!That's right, he has written hundreds of thousands of manuscripts and didn't even take a title!

"Master, what do you think the title of the new pit I showed you should be called?" Shi Lanwei asked.

Gu Mingfei, who was studying the structural diagram of the new concept mecha with Xiyang and Jianjun, raised his head and thought for a moment: ""Xueba Cultivation"?" Shi Lanwei taught him the term "Xueba".

"Just looking at it makes me have no desire to read." Shi Lanwei complained.

"What new pit, I want to see! Show me!" Xi Yang's attention was also diverted immediately.

"Xiaosheng also..." Yourong Jianjun didn't hold back either.

"Take it, take it, remember to think of a topic for me after you finish it." Shi Lanwei generously threw the jade slip on the two of them, and waited for them to express their impressions with their feet up.

The monk's reading speed is faster than that of Feijian, and he can read it in two swipes.For the first time, similar expressions of horror appeared on the faces of the two of them.

"Could it be that there really is such a terrifying world of exams?" Xi Yang asked with horror on his face.

"Xiaosheng is very lucky, Lingxiao Sword Sect never takes exams!" Yourong Jianjun was still in shock, and asked again, "Mr. Yanhuang, is it really possible to mass-produce talismans with modified magic tools?"

Shi Lan touched his chin slightly: "Theoretically, it is feasible."

"Will the talismans be cheaper in the future?" Yourong Jianjun asked.

Shi Lan glanced at her slightly: "Think too much, the talismans you can use are at least at the level of the Yin God. After the energy is produced, everyone should not compare the realm, but directly compare with the local tyrant. The problem, help me quickly Think about the topic."

"Uh, "Let's take the exam together", "Take the exam until you die", "Did you pass today"?" Yourong Jianjun asked a question hesitantly.

"...Bad review, come here, Xiyang."

""This cool book can help you successfully embark on the road of Taoism"" Xi Yang said, laughing wildly, "I will definitely click on this kind of topic to read!"

"Then because of the false propaganda, was it hung on the wall of Universal Education?" Shi Lan said with embarrassment.

"Let me take a look again and think of a reliable question..." Xi Yang took the jade slips and relived the ecstasy of the previous exam, and asked with a pale face, "I don't know any of the above questions, and I don't even know how to do it silently." Why is it so difficult!"

"This topic is about the level of school-age children's entrance exams. It's a bit inferior if you don't even have a single one. It's normal if you can't keep silent, because you haven't read that exercise book." Shi Lanwei despised his little friend with some pleasure, "I give Check your answers again. Also, what do you think about updating the next chapter every day if no one gets it right?"

"...without conscience."

"...What is human nature?"

"...Don't mess around."

"That's right, I think it's a good idea to do this.

Chapter 1 may even be included in the top ten unsolved mysteries in the cultivation world. "Shi Lanwei said, and laughed himself, "Okay, I'm joking, I'll give you two basic education classes later, and I'm sure you can solve problems like a fly. "

"Xiaosheng go to practice swords for a while." Yourong Jianjun left Xiyang and Gu Mingfei shamelessly and ran away.

"I came to read the article for fun, not to study and solve the problems!" Xi Yang protested loudly, "This article makes people feel heartbroken, and I don't feel happy at all, so be sure!"

Shi Lan rubbed his chin slightly, glanced at Master, saw that Gu Mingfei was still pondering the questions just now, he couldn't help but chuckled: "At first glance, he is a third-rate author who can't accurately grasp the reader's psychology. If you want to become a master, you can't blindly cater to the reader's preferences." , you have to brainwash them so that they can self-interpret the high-end and high-grade connotations by themselves when they look at a bunch of unclear content. Become a great god."

After hearing this, Xiyang was greatly shocked: "So that's how it is, I've been taught."

"I'm talking nonsense." Shi Lanwei said coldly.

"you……"

"If you listened to it, it means that my brainwashing was successful just now, so I can't say that it's all nonsense. In fact, the readers are all M, and it's useless to get used to it. You have to be an S who gives sugar and whips. Boy, Be a pious, obedient and hard-working M."

"Gu Xuan, take care of your shrimp monster!!!" Xi Yang pointed at Shi Lan and roared angrily.

"Lanwei is right." Gu Mingfei looked at Shi Lanwei and said.

Shi Lan, who was sheltered, gave Xiyang a few hecks, and suddenly a flash of light flashed in his mind: "Yes, let's call the title "Learning to Prove the Tao"."

"It doesn't sound very fashionable." Xi Yang twitched the corner of his mouth, "It's not as good as the topic I'm talking about."

"That's all. In order to urge everyone to study hard in time, I will open the hole now." Shi Lanwei said, making a weird laugh, and quickly opened the hole.

Well, everything is ready, only the reader is left to wail.

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#Pick a few messages to see#

[Didn't take medicine today]: New pit! !Hand it over! ! !

[Traveler's Diary]: Yanhuang is big! ! ! !long time no see! ! ! ! !Where did you go to get the material! ! ! ! ! !

[Yujing My Goddess]: The old pit has been closed for so long, it's time to open a new pit, man, I can't wait for my reward!

[The new male god is Jiusanren]: Just now I was reviewing Yanhuang's previous works, killing my sister to testify...it's awesome...

[A goldfish turned belly]: Reply to @新男神是酒散人: Me too! ! !Killing my sister to prove Dafa is good! ! !

[The new male god is Jiu Sanren]: Reply to @一个金鱼反头: First of all...you have to...have a...sister...

[A goldfish turned belly]: Reply to @新男神是酒散人: Why say such a cruel thingˊ_>ˋ

[The new male god is Jiusanren]: Reply to @一个金鱼反头: I don’t quite understand what the nuns are thinking. After changing this cassock yesterday, a few nuns came to talk to me, and when they found out that I was a man, they Disappeared... what happened!Don't you like men and women matching now? ! !

[The worst but straight-up bend]: Reply to @新男神是酒散人: ...You got the point ﹑, the female nuns obviously don’t want to play with the male nuns, they would rather go to the Poetry Club to chat with Ji You notebook or something.Don’t ask me how I know, every time Yanhuangwen’s comment area has a lot of female cultivators discussing things like poetry clubs, books, etc. I understand it after reading too much, and sometimes I can use this as a topic Chat up with the nun.The downside is they always want to introduce me to gay friends...

[The male god is a drunken man]: Reply to @最比但迷装条: Friends of the Daoist... you have worked hard and learned!

[A goldfish flips its belly]: Reply to @最比但迷装形: Like your cassock, it’s really too cruel.

[The person who pretends to be the foundation is horizontally quilted]: Reply to @最比但迷装形: I advise you to stop, fellow daoist, if you don’t want to be the same as my cassock.Everything went smoothly until the female cultivator who hooked up with me brought her brother with broken sleeves to meet me, and introduced her brother to me with enthusiasm, and asked us to go on a date with anticipation.Damn it, your junior brother is an abnormally possessive and sick young brother, and he still plays love at first sight, don't let him out to harm innocent straight men casually! ! !

[Didn’t take medicine today]: Reply to @装基者恒袁基: [Candle]

[A goldfish flips its belly]: Reply to @装基者娱被基: [Candle]

[The male god is a wine-scattered person]: Reply to @装基者威被基: [Candle]

[The most abusive straight-up bend]: Reply to @装基者娱被基: Thank you for your persuasion, I decided not to pretend to be a broken sleeve, and pretend to be a girl to hook up with girls, thank you martyrs for using chrysanthemums on the road to hook up Demonstration of mistakes made by everyone.Another: Private message me your address, and I'll send you some gifts?

[The person who installs the foundation is horizontally quilted]: Reply to @最比但迷装形: Thank you for your kindness, no need^_^

[A goldfish turned its belly]: Reply to @装基者横袁基: Σ(っ°Д°;) っFellow Daoist, this is definitely not your reply!Could it be... (I seem to know something, don't silence me QAQ)

[Would I say something like Goudan?]: Wait until Xinkeng is so hungry and thirsty, click on the comment to see everyone's howls, who would have seen a group of out-of-the-way straight men and blind gays hahahahahaha , rolling with laughter.

[Gao Lengjun]: Hehe, a bunch of funny comparisons.