I live online at sea
Chapter 67, Crazy Recruiter
Shinmi Teruhashi connected the phone bug, and the phone bug turned into a vicious creature with horns on its head and two long beards under its nose.This slightly familiar appearance made Luya feel bad.
"Hey! Boy! I don't care who you are! But if you dare to send this kind of strange leaflets to Wano Country again, I will kill you!" The phone bug dutifully imitated the fierce and brutal way of speaking on the other side, After roaring this sentence, the phone bug "slapped" and was hung up.
Shinmei Zhaoqiao put the phone bug away with trembling hands, and said with a smile, "What an unfriendly person." How disgusting!What's up with this guy!How dare you speak to a beautiful girl like that!And there is no oh hoo!Although it was across the phone, couldn't he see that the opposite was such a beautiful girl!Oh, he must be using this kind of viciousness to cover up the panic in his heart. After all, it is the first time to call such a perfect woman. Seeing him like this, no woman is willing to talk to him. It’s so pitiful. I’d better forgive him Bar!
'Zhao... Zhaoqiao classmate?Yay, I was a little worried that you would be scared by such a vicious guy, but it really is Teruhashi-san. '
"I'm really sorry, I should tell Saiki-san first not to send out recruitment letters to Wano Country. The situation in that country is a bit special, and things that reveal outside information will be regarded as provocations." Luya folded his hands sincerely Apologize to Zhaoqiao.
"No, no, this has nothing to do with Luya." After all, he is such a poor man!
Facts have proved that there are far more places with special circumstances than Wano Country.Six of the ten phone calls that followed were warning Luya not to send out recruitment letters indiscriminately, three were asking how much it would cost to post an advertisement, and the last one was a call from the navy to tell her not to be too rampant.
Zhaoqiao Xinmei had long lost interest in answering the phone, and went to visit the Queen's Palace with Qi Mu.Luya resignedly gave up this supposedly epoch-making recruitment plan after answering messy phone calls for an hour. After releasing the phone bug in the swimming pool, he decided to face the reality and honestly find the crew by himself.
"However, it's obvious that Qi Shen is half of the blame! He actually feels that he has successfully completed the task without knowing it, and he ate so much coffee jelly from me!"
[Well, this is because Luah himself didn't think clearly, he should have thought of it when he decided to go to the All-Great Route, shouldn't he]
[It's also good, anyway, giving it to the pirates for nothing will definitely make them famous!Hahaha]
[The first free action of the Free Pirates]
[I hate it~ I obviously want to be given for nothing hahaha]
[Maybe in the future there will be a navy that will come to you with a recruitment letter when you have nowhere to go]
When the time for Qi Mu's summoning came, Luya sent the two of them back together, and agreed to Zhao Xinmei's hint that he turned eighteen corners before leaving.
"Okay, I will invite you and Qi Mu to play together when I have a chance in the future." The emphasis is on the two people.Knowing that Qi Mu can hear people's voices, Luya also made a joke with him: "Xin Meichan really likes you, classmate Qi Mu."Why don't you just follow it. ’ got no response though.This nasty guy!
After the two left, only Luya and Sonny were left on the boat.After getting tired of looking at the scenery in the sky, Lure canceled the flight mode, and the Queen's Palace returned to the sea.
[Where are you going next? ]
Luya propped his face boredly: "Go to your heart, okay?"
[The earthy love story of good soil]
[Hey, be normal, I'm afraid]
[It’s so deserted on the boat, Sonny has been reading sailing books and doesn’t come out to play]
[Don’t call another crew member, Lulu~]
[That’s right, let’s call a regular crew member this time. It’s really deserted on the ship. There are two people on such a big ship. If you call me, I’ll give you gifts, okay?]
"Let's talk... If you want the crew so much, I'll change a few for you." As she spoke, she changed the [Super Girl Mining] suit and changed back to the original [Garden of Words] , and summoned three avatars with the technique of shadow avatar, and replaced them with [Sex Transformation Frost Outside Luzhou] [Wind Fuxue] [Mining Super Girl].
[Red Red White and Fei Fei!Turn the avatar into a trumpet, Luah, you are such a genius]
[Why is there a look I haven't seen before?Is it a new vest? ]
[The one in front is the main body Luya, she hasn’t used the tuba for a long time, the last time she used it was when she was escaping from Marie Gioia]
[Well, although Luya is also a great beauty, she is still not as good as the vests, especially us red, red and white!Too beautiful! awsl]
[I want to stand in red and white cp]
[+1, isn't narcissus fragrant? ]
[I want to hear Honghong sing! ]
[And the moon fairy dances!It feels like it's been a long time, let's dance for us again, Luya! ]
It's been a long time indeed, but now that I think about it, the memory of desperately fleeing from Marie Gioia at that time seems like a lifetime ago, even though it's been less than a year, I feel that I have already experienced so many things.At this time last year, she was just an ordinary student, still angry that she could not find the cap of her pen.But now, she clenched these fists tightly, and already possessed the ability to easily take people's lives.
"Thank you!" Luya said suddenly without beginning or end.
[Eh?Lulu, do you have a fever?We let you dance and sing, why should you thank us?dumbfounding]
[Could it be that Luya has always wanted to do this but was embarrassed, this time we gave her a chance so she was moved? ]
[too naive!Where did our sister Lu get such embarrassing emotions!Sister Lu is the best! ]
Luya smiled and didn't explain.What she is grateful for is the company of these audiences. They made her never feel lonely in another world, and they formed a bridge between her and the flesh-and-blood world.She didn't become a stranger because of the sudden powerful power she gained, and she didn't doubt herself because of some violence, all because they were by her side.
"Since you want to see it, I will give it to you!"
The setting sun was busy pulling the nets of the afterglow to bring home the harvested clouds when Sonny heard the faint sound of the play coming out of the room to the deck.A few wisps of clouds escaped from the net and swayed across the sky in colorful clouds.
Under the lavender sky in the warm yellow, the man in red shook his folding fan and sang melodiously, with a long opera tone, passing through the waves and crushing the silence.The green bamboo forest in the distance swayed with the wind. Under the setting sun, on the large deck, he seemed to see the vast sea stretching out in front of him. Amidst the softly sung and whispered lyrics, the woman in white moved lightly. step down.Her arms are embracing the boundless sky, and the melody catches the hearts of seagulls and the throbbing of waves.
The sky was motionless, and the big ship sailed in the sea.A red cloud stopped, and a white wind raised the waves.When the sky and the earth fell asleep, the world came alive again.
After the song ended and the dance stopped, Sonny still couldn't recover for a long time, until the beautiful dancing girl waved her hand in front of him.Only then did he notice that there were four other people on the deck besides him, two of whom were his bosses.If he remembered correctly, when he met the boss, he was indeed the man in red who sang an opera, and later turned into a cute little girl, the female version of the boss.He had never seen the other two, one was an indistinguishable boy or girl in white clothes, and the other was this dancing beauty.
"Bang!" A puff of smoke dissipated, leaving Sonny and the beauty in white on the deck.
There was a flash of white light on her body, and the beautiful and cumbersome dress was replaced by a simple white dress with small green leaves. She twisted her neck regardless of her image: "Ah, it's been a long time since I danced, I'm so hungry after dancing, Sang What are we having for dinner tonight?"
Sonny stared at her blankly.Luya seemed to have remembered something, and explained: "I've come to my senses, I'm also your boss."
"Just now... those four people are not the boss, are you?"
"Isn't it a matter of course? Don't even think about telling anyone about it. Don't forget that you're still under my poison, Mr. Slave."
[I seriously suspect that the dancing Luya is not the same as the usual Luya, a good girl, how can she move and talk? ]
[Report someone here looking for someone to level up! ]
[Although, Sonny is really pitiful hahaha]
"Boss, what kind of fruit ability user are you?"
"Hmm... guess what?"
"How could I have guessed that! I have only been at sea for less than two months!"
"Well...my fruit is...that...yes...that's right! It's the fruit of the little wife!"
"what?"
[God's little wife with fruit ability, I don't read much, so don't lie to me]
[Hahahaha Sister Lu will never disappoint]
[Does the so-called little wife fruit ability mean having the ability to become an excellent wife?Well, thinking about it this way, I actually feel that the name of this fruit ability is unexpectedly appropriate]
[What if the boy eats it?A person with fruit ability called Xiaojiaofu? ]
[...Have you guys forgotten that this is the nonsense of this woman who is full of trains, this ability does not exist at all, don't discuss it so seriously, how can it be repaired! ]
"Yes! That's what it's called. It's a powerful fruit ability, right?"
"...Yes...isn't it." No, the name of this fruit does not match your aura at all, Boss!Who is so unlucky to marry this type of wife!It would be more appropriate to call it the Fruit of Killing Husband!
No matter what Sonny thinks, Lu Ya, the naming genius, is very satisfied with the name, so that his mood is much lighter.But this good mood came to an abrupt end after seeing her new arrest warrant.
"What the hell is that name!!"
[Let me see, Crazy Recruiter Luah... Puff hahaha]
[What was it called before? ]
[In terms of the main body, it seems to be called the offender?How cool is that]
[Ha ha ha grass, why not just call it a crazy Saiyan]
[Well, at least the amount has increased...um...Let me see, it has increased by 3000 million! ]
Lure pinched the arrest warrant, and said viciously: "Navy! You and I are at odds with each other! It's best not to let me catch your gossip! Otherwise, I'll let you know what it's like to be famous on the All-Great Airline!"
Sonny shivering: I didn't hear anything, and I dared not say anything.
The opportunity for vengeance against the Navy soon came.On an unremarkable noon, the two who had just finished eating spread out on the soft couch in the hall to digest their food.Luya rubbed her stomach and sighed, "It would be nice to find a chef when I can, cooking by myself is not good at all." She glared at Sonny, "It's all your fault, you can't even learn such a simple thing as cooking ."
Sonny also stroked his stomach and remained motionless: "...But boss, your cooking is getting better and better. I think you have this talent." Luya kicked him, "Get up and go to the control room to see See, my senses sense a boat approaching."
Sonny, the part-time lookout, went to the control room and took a look through the binoculars, "Really boss! It's a warship!"
"Oh, who brought the warship? Do you know it?" Luya followed behind and swayed into the control room.
"Let me see... ah!" Sonny swallowed, "Yes...it's the Admiral Akainu!"
"...Fuck! Run! Go full throttle and don't look back!"
Sonny frantically operated the Queen's Palace to escape from the warship, and a thought flashed in his panic: as a Draconian, why should he be afraid of the Admiral?
The author has something to say: Future Blackbeard: This guy's fruit ability is really good, let me see what it is called.
感谢在2020-04-1517:58:41~2020-04-1611:38:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 piece in total;
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Zhijiu, Keigo, Antaro, Yuqi, Qianchen, and Fujimaru Tachika;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
"Hey! Boy! I don't care who you are! But if you dare to send this kind of strange leaflets to Wano Country again, I will kill you!" The phone bug dutifully imitated the fierce and brutal way of speaking on the other side, After roaring this sentence, the phone bug "slapped" and was hung up.
Shinmei Zhaoqiao put the phone bug away with trembling hands, and said with a smile, "What an unfriendly person." How disgusting!What's up with this guy!How dare you speak to a beautiful girl like that!And there is no oh hoo!Although it was across the phone, couldn't he see that the opposite was such a beautiful girl!Oh, he must be using this kind of viciousness to cover up the panic in his heart. After all, it is the first time to call such a perfect woman. Seeing him like this, no woman is willing to talk to him. It’s so pitiful. I’d better forgive him Bar!
'Zhao... Zhaoqiao classmate?Yay, I was a little worried that you would be scared by such a vicious guy, but it really is Teruhashi-san. '
"I'm really sorry, I should tell Saiki-san first not to send out recruitment letters to Wano Country. The situation in that country is a bit special, and things that reveal outside information will be regarded as provocations." Luya folded his hands sincerely Apologize to Zhaoqiao.
"No, no, this has nothing to do with Luya." After all, he is such a poor man!
Facts have proved that there are far more places with special circumstances than Wano Country.Six of the ten phone calls that followed were warning Luya not to send out recruitment letters indiscriminately, three were asking how much it would cost to post an advertisement, and the last one was a call from the navy to tell her not to be too rampant.
Zhaoqiao Xinmei had long lost interest in answering the phone, and went to visit the Queen's Palace with Qi Mu.Luya resignedly gave up this supposedly epoch-making recruitment plan after answering messy phone calls for an hour. After releasing the phone bug in the swimming pool, he decided to face the reality and honestly find the crew by himself.
"However, it's obvious that Qi Shen is half of the blame! He actually feels that he has successfully completed the task without knowing it, and he ate so much coffee jelly from me!"
[Well, this is because Luah himself didn't think clearly, he should have thought of it when he decided to go to the All-Great Route, shouldn't he]
[It's also good, anyway, giving it to the pirates for nothing will definitely make them famous!Hahaha]
[The first free action of the Free Pirates]
[I hate it~ I obviously want to be given for nothing hahaha]
[Maybe in the future there will be a navy that will come to you with a recruitment letter when you have nowhere to go]
When the time for Qi Mu's summoning came, Luya sent the two of them back together, and agreed to Zhao Xinmei's hint that he turned eighteen corners before leaving.
"Okay, I will invite you and Qi Mu to play together when I have a chance in the future." The emphasis is on the two people.Knowing that Qi Mu can hear people's voices, Luya also made a joke with him: "Xin Meichan really likes you, classmate Qi Mu."Why don't you just follow it. ’ got no response though.This nasty guy!
After the two left, only Luya and Sonny were left on the boat.After getting tired of looking at the scenery in the sky, Lure canceled the flight mode, and the Queen's Palace returned to the sea.
[Where are you going next? ]
Luya propped his face boredly: "Go to your heart, okay?"
[The earthy love story of good soil]
[Hey, be normal, I'm afraid]
[It’s so deserted on the boat, Sonny has been reading sailing books and doesn’t come out to play]
[Don’t call another crew member, Lulu~]
[That’s right, let’s call a regular crew member this time. It’s really deserted on the ship. There are two people on such a big ship. If you call me, I’ll give you gifts, okay?]
"Let's talk... If you want the crew so much, I'll change a few for you." As she spoke, she changed the [Super Girl Mining] suit and changed back to the original [Garden of Words] , and summoned three avatars with the technique of shadow avatar, and replaced them with [Sex Transformation Frost Outside Luzhou] [Wind Fuxue] [Mining Super Girl].
[Red Red White and Fei Fei!Turn the avatar into a trumpet, Luah, you are such a genius]
[Why is there a look I haven't seen before?Is it a new vest? ]
[The one in front is the main body Luya, she hasn’t used the tuba for a long time, the last time she used it was when she was escaping from Marie Gioia]
[Well, although Luya is also a great beauty, she is still not as good as the vests, especially us red, red and white!Too beautiful! awsl]
[I want to stand in red and white cp]
[+1, isn't narcissus fragrant? ]
[I want to hear Honghong sing! ]
[And the moon fairy dances!It feels like it's been a long time, let's dance for us again, Luya! ]
It's been a long time indeed, but now that I think about it, the memory of desperately fleeing from Marie Gioia at that time seems like a lifetime ago, even though it's been less than a year, I feel that I have already experienced so many things.At this time last year, she was just an ordinary student, still angry that she could not find the cap of her pen.But now, she clenched these fists tightly, and already possessed the ability to easily take people's lives.
"Thank you!" Luya said suddenly without beginning or end.
[Eh?Lulu, do you have a fever?We let you dance and sing, why should you thank us?dumbfounding]
[Could it be that Luya has always wanted to do this but was embarrassed, this time we gave her a chance so she was moved? ]
[too naive!Where did our sister Lu get such embarrassing emotions!Sister Lu is the best! ]
Luya smiled and didn't explain.What she is grateful for is the company of these audiences. They made her never feel lonely in another world, and they formed a bridge between her and the flesh-and-blood world.She didn't become a stranger because of the sudden powerful power she gained, and she didn't doubt herself because of some violence, all because they were by her side.
"Since you want to see it, I will give it to you!"
The setting sun was busy pulling the nets of the afterglow to bring home the harvested clouds when Sonny heard the faint sound of the play coming out of the room to the deck.A few wisps of clouds escaped from the net and swayed across the sky in colorful clouds.
Under the lavender sky in the warm yellow, the man in red shook his folding fan and sang melodiously, with a long opera tone, passing through the waves and crushing the silence.The green bamboo forest in the distance swayed with the wind. Under the setting sun, on the large deck, he seemed to see the vast sea stretching out in front of him. Amidst the softly sung and whispered lyrics, the woman in white moved lightly. step down.Her arms are embracing the boundless sky, and the melody catches the hearts of seagulls and the throbbing of waves.
The sky was motionless, and the big ship sailed in the sea.A red cloud stopped, and a white wind raised the waves.When the sky and the earth fell asleep, the world came alive again.
After the song ended and the dance stopped, Sonny still couldn't recover for a long time, until the beautiful dancing girl waved her hand in front of him.Only then did he notice that there were four other people on the deck besides him, two of whom were his bosses.If he remembered correctly, when he met the boss, he was indeed the man in red who sang an opera, and later turned into a cute little girl, the female version of the boss.He had never seen the other two, one was an indistinguishable boy or girl in white clothes, and the other was this dancing beauty.
"Bang!" A puff of smoke dissipated, leaving Sonny and the beauty in white on the deck.
There was a flash of white light on her body, and the beautiful and cumbersome dress was replaced by a simple white dress with small green leaves. She twisted her neck regardless of her image: "Ah, it's been a long time since I danced, I'm so hungry after dancing, Sang What are we having for dinner tonight?"
Sonny stared at her blankly.Luya seemed to have remembered something, and explained: "I've come to my senses, I'm also your boss."
"Just now... those four people are not the boss, are you?"
"Isn't it a matter of course? Don't even think about telling anyone about it. Don't forget that you're still under my poison, Mr. Slave."
[I seriously suspect that the dancing Luya is not the same as the usual Luya, a good girl, how can she move and talk? ]
[Report someone here looking for someone to level up! ]
[Although, Sonny is really pitiful hahaha]
"Boss, what kind of fruit ability user are you?"
"Hmm... guess what?"
"How could I have guessed that! I have only been at sea for less than two months!"
"Well...my fruit is...that...yes...that's right! It's the fruit of the little wife!"
"what?"
[God's little wife with fruit ability, I don't read much, so don't lie to me]
[Hahahaha Sister Lu will never disappoint]
[Does the so-called little wife fruit ability mean having the ability to become an excellent wife?Well, thinking about it this way, I actually feel that the name of this fruit ability is unexpectedly appropriate]
[What if the boy eats it?A person with fruit ability called Xiaojiaofu? ]
[...Have you guys forgotten that this is the nonsense of this woman who is full of trains, this ability does not exist at all, don't discuss it so seriously, how can it be repaired! ]
"Yes! That's what it's called. It's a powerful fruit ability, right?"
"...Yes...isn't it." No, the name of this fruit does not match your aura at all, Boss!Who is so unlucky to marry this type of wife!It would be more appropriate to call it the Fruit of Killing Husband!
No matter what Sonny thinks, Lu Ya, the naming genius, is very satisfied with the name, so that his mood is much lighter.But this good mood came to an abrupt end after seeing her new arrest warrant.
"What the hell is that name!!"
[Let me see, Crazy Recruiter Luah... Puff hahaha]
[What was it called before? ]
[In terms of the main body, it seems to be called the offender?How cool is that]
[Ha ha ha grass, why not just call it a crazy Saiyan]
[Well, at least the amount has increased...um...Let me see, it has increased by 3000 million! ]
Lure pinched the arrest warrant, and said viciously: "Navy! You and I are at odds with each other! It's best not to let me catch your gossip! Otherwise, I'll let you know what it's like to be famous on the All-Great Airline!"
Sonny shivering: I didn't hear anything, and I dared not say anything.
The opportunity for vengeance against the Navy soon came.On an unremarkable noon, the two who had just finished eating spread out on the soft couch in the hall to digest their food.Luya rubbed her stomach and sighed, "It would be nice to find a chef when I can, cooking by myself is not good at all." She glared at Sonny, "It's all your fault, you can't even learn such a simple thing as cooking ."
Sonny also stroked his stomach and remained motionless: "...But boss, your cooking is getting better and better. I think you have this talent." Luya kicked him, "Get up and go to the control room to see See, my senses sense a boat approaching."
Sonny, the part-time lookout, went to the control room and took a look through the binoculars, "Really boss! It's a warship!"
"Oh, who brought the warship? Do you know it?" Luya followed behind and swayed into the control room.
"Let me see... ah!" Sonny swallowed, "Yes...it's the Admiral Akainu!"
"...Fuck! Run! Go full throttle and don't look back!"
Sonny frantically operated the Queen's Palace to escape from the warship, and a thought flashed in his panic: as a Draconian, why should he be afraid of the Admiral?
The author has something to say: Future Blackbeard: This guy's fruit ability is really good, let me see what it is called.
感谢在2020-04-1517:58:41~2020-04-1611:38:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 piece in total;
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Zhijiu, Keigo, Antaro, Yuqi, Qianchen, and Fujimaru Tachika;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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